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olaric:
But why the sudden interest in increasing data volume? Something fishy is about to come to the fore.

Ntel just launched their 4G/ and ppl are rushing to join the new bandwagon.

This us serious

Na swag, D truck dey sag

Na swag D truck dey sag

If Vivian open her leg to get the job, that leg must remain open to keep that job. She may be morally weak. But she knows what is self worth and she values her self worth more than the trappings of the job. Mind you a married woman without self value will even jump into bed without hesitation for even a lesser offer.

Too bad. But it's a lesson to women. When u open ur mouth too wide. U will spend the rest of your life trying to close it.

Going back to an ex... Bad move especially if he/she is now married. U op that is displaying love with someone wife in public U are intentionally looking for trouble. That's wicked of u.

So the government hasn't been listening in on our phone calls until now? Can't believe

Nieghbour 1: ...tuning Hometheater to high volume.
Neighbour 2: guy lower the volume its too higher.
Nieghbour 1: I am charging my phone the battery is dead.
Well now more excuse for more noise. Good invention though. A panacea to the challenge of battery life. Cant wait.... Meanwhile who get charger for nokia 2600C my battery don dye abi make i slap

Phicure of u spreading d ebola to ur friends or adonbelivit. My hot water still dey fire... For were. Nonsense.
Jobless idiyats.

Its unfortunate. Self determination has a price.

Android phones comes with browsers that are server based like opera mini which uses data compression algorithm like rim too. It is the Apps in android phones that consumes data not browsing.
NCC should wake up to their duty and task these network providers to stop exploiting us and not give lame excuses for them.

Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ:
That woman entered the Chimes' family through the back
door. To those that know how it works, such women
always end up like this.
You really are not expecting evil to last forever.
Here is the thru scenario.
Scene 1.
Chime has a daughter, who also happen to have a runs
gal as bossom friend. In trust, she takes runs gal home.
Runs gal sees stupifying affluence. Her runs brain goes to
work. Granted, Sullivan is randy, thinks he has seen all
pants colors. This time he underestimated this particular
runs gal's greed and desperation.
Scene 2.
Plot thickens. Schemings here and there as runs gal
makes every evil move possible to break into Chime's
family by hook or crook. She goes to Babalawo,
Spiritualists etc.
Scene 3.
As the result of runs gal's evil plans takes effect, Chime's
daughter's BOSSOM FRIEND she once innocently took
home suddenly becomes her STEP MOTHER. Battle line
was drawn and Things were no longer at ease.
Scene 4.
Runs gal is from runs family. Her parents and brothers will
do anything for money, even if it means sacrificing their
runs sister. They were all drawn into the gold rush.
Chime's family went to God in prayers. Their prayer point
was: That God should make the scales fall off their
Daddy's eyes. Prayers answered.
Scene 5.
Its vendetta time as Sullivan realises he's been conned by
runs gal. First payback move was to pregnate runs gal's
sister to spite her and her family of wolves. This was also
to prove to her that her juju aint working no more.
Runs gal goes for Sullivans life. He fell ill but as God will
have it he survived.
Scene 6.
Runs gal's juju backfires. She becomes mad. And is finally
barnished and ejected from the position she once usurped,
Wails and tears is heard everywhere in runs gal's family all
THINGS FELL APART. While is thunderous jubilation in
Chime's family as they thank God for their liberation and
family reunion.
TRUE STORY

GRAB UR COPY NOW!!

This iz not an end tyme tinz. Iz natural occurance.

sexymoma: Giving Birth, Cooking for someone else, Everyday s3x.

you might as well forget about marriage.

kolawaxxy: All igbo songs. They make me feel like banging my head against the nearest wall. Aaarrrrgghhhh!!

better still go and hug transformer.

adeaugustus:
Scored 36. Fairly accurate, but question 3 doesn't have the right option to what I do when I talk to people. I practically talk with my hands, my hands and mouth coordination is close to perfection. So am always demonstrating my speech.

U speak my mind....
I must say am impressed, i got 39 and the description is quite close.

U dey form virgin o, you no dey form virgin o, all i want is ur waist.

Gmail is too resourceful, comes with Google drive where i backup all my files. I can even read my attached documents online without downloading, edit and make notes on the go. Very convenient and with good upload speed. The only reason i still use yahoo is because i used it to open many accounts online and i don't have the time to start changing email addresses, that was before my eyes opened to the wonders of gmail. Everything now, i handle from my gmail account. Though design wise yahoo has more aesthetic appeal. But that is all there is to it.

bencham: How about 2go, Badoo and Eskimi

2go seems more like its flooded with teenagers, i haven't tried badoo and eskimo.

Am bored using these Facebook and WhatsApp. Does anyone know a better and more interesting chat platform more interesting and fun filled?

Abeg o! My ribs don't have shock absorber.

...and it made front page

write2obi: Take the. girl. =x
". ". Mother=y
". ". Police. =z
". ". Teacher=xy
1. If it takes mother 10mins to find teacher, how many mins will it take police to arrive(20marks)
2. If xy=35 and x=16, what is y(20marks)
3. What formula did the mother use in finding xy(20marks)
4.What was the reaction of the x, using almighty formula(20marks)
5. What was xy doing under the bed(20marks)

Show all working. 1:20 mins
Goodluck.

Jamb question o
lol
# I don laff taya

Everybody has opinion on every issue under the sun. But the bible is crystal clear on homosexuality: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.-- Leviticus 18:22. Moreover, It is not in our nature or culture as Africans. If you change ur view and accept gay marriage because the pontiff has spoken, be ready to modify ur view and accept animal marriage soon because another person thinking for u will tell u to do so in a well fine tuned way.

These pictures looks like something out of a horror movie. Is it the photographer or are u that ugly?

GTbank charges for sms alarts, thats the reason for the deduction. They pay meager interest, though they are not consistent. If u have not gotten any at all, then contact ur branch.

Well said. You've had ur say guys.
Now tell the government to improve on power supply. If its done and all data and call rates doesn't go down and at a cheap flat rate then lets burn all the masts nationwide.

These days if someone farts in nairaland it will make the front page.

This is the only country in the world where vice and crime pays in tremendous proportion. EU is compensating Nigeria for being corrupt. When the father beats the drum, the child will dance like a drunkard.

Not impressed. The biggest issue in long distance relationship is cheating. Since u are a research freak, I want to suggest new idea for research, 'Sex Thermometer' a device that will read ur thing and show how many time one has made love over a specified period.