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siofra:
Reggie

Kai Reggie oo!!

Ever since I saw him on Kortyeo's channel, I've been in love.

Natse Jemide ooooooooh!

I once met a guy that looked like him....well that's a story for another day, in the meantime, feed your eyes.

So this guy cute for your eyes

Rita33:
https://punchng.com/seven-burnt-to-death-in-sagamu-benin-expressway-accident

what a sad news. May God save us in this country amen. Rip to the dead

ExAngel007:
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/12/31/pope-emeritus-benedict-xvi-dies-at-age-95

may his soul rest in peace amen

Islie:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/01/01/assassins-set-cbn-staff-wife-ablaze-in-ogun-kidnap-son-maid/

Nlfpmod

What a sad news

sqlPAIN:
I'm not happy.

why

Devdevdev:
You hardly see Nigerians teaching coding or talking about programming related stuff on on social media, especially on Youtube. This is because this is actually a legit way to be a successful person and it involves a lot of hard work, determination and consistence.

Nigerians only like to propagate get rich schemes and fraudulent stuff like plagiarizing books to post on Amazon or some rubbish Ponzi scheme. The common thread that links all these is that they don't involve much work and all you have to do is just do the little, then sit and wait for money to start pouring into your account. I admit there are a tiny minority of people who make money from these, but it's usually for a short period of time until it crashes or they get banned from Amazon, or get arrested, but the majority of people don't get shit, rather they jump from one get rich scheme to the other until they realize they've wasted their time.

Programming will never be saturated with competent programmers especially in this country because majority of people don't have the discipline and delligence to actually become competent programmers.

For the past month I've not been on social media. I deleted my Twitter, Facebook Tiktok, Instagram and vowed to never check status on WhatsApp because that's a very huge distraction. I only use Nairaland and Reddit, particularly for programming related information. I deleted every movie from my laptop and haven't watched TV for weeks.

How many people can do this? How many people can sit at a desk staring at a computer screen for 12+ hours everyday?

Nigerians are very lazy and are addicted to quick gratification and this works in the favor of programmers who are serious, because it reduces the competitiveness of the job market.

Thanks for these wonderful writeup sir. I have been wanting to become a programmer but yet to find a person that can coach me. I have a window 10 i5 HP laptop that I don't even use, I bought it purposely for internet skills like this.
Can u mentor me sir

AntiTerrorist:
Three years registration and four months after deployment, beneficiaries are still being told to be patient. But till till when?

this N power of a thing, I don't know when it comes and goes. It's only during the time of payment they will be saying it here. Please my people let's try and help each other with an information on time, if you're opportuned to receive information like this on time please remind us.
I want to ask now, when is the next registration coming forth?

macbede:
ELDER

Saturday,, August 6, 2022

I went to "family house" to reconnect with my neighbours and barb my hair. My barber didn't come in time though the salon was open as early as 8. Other barbers were already at work; but you know the thing with a black man, once he gets a good barber, it's for life (or so it seems at most).

Took a blunt (will quit smoking this year), ate breakfast with my old neighbours, then went to work.

Sunday,, August 7, 2022

Before church, I went down back to the mainland, to trim my beards as I couldn't do that the previous day. While I waited my turn, my neighbour of 22 years, Elder, (God rest his soul), came around.

All our adugbo Bro started teasing him amid heavy laughter (he was loved by all)
"Elder your mama n papa don go morning mass, second mass go start laidis, you no dey go church?

"Elder: As I dey here so, holy spirit dey my body. I be temple laidis, make una no worry.

Immediately he set his eyes on me, he screamed in delight, asked about my family n promised not to leave me unless I do Sunday for him.

Since I have a policy of giving people only what I take ( I don't drink, plus he doesn't roll a joint), I opted to buy him anything else he wanted to eat.

Na so Elder carry me, enter "family house", from fried meats, to indomie to pepper soup, Elder had his fill. Though I didn't know when he took one Budweiser.
He has a thing with drinks. He took one too many after that I guess. I left around evening.

Monday morning woke me up to a draw I won on sports betting that netted me 38k (Argentina Jnr vs Huracen), I went to work late though n dropped by at a warehouse close to my previous home later at noon.

At the warehouse, towards the side where they offload fridges, I saw my manchi, Bro Elder, with his Bongo White trousers n shoes with his worn out suit top. I just greet am dodge, so he doesn't bill me like the Sunday that just finished yesterday. He was saying something about people not remembering him to give him driving jobs. That it was only when we need something that we remember people.

This was around after 1to 2.

Finally got home around 11 pm. As I laid to rest after freshening up, my younger sister screamed from her phone that "brother, my friend say brother elder af die"

I was like how come,?
Wetin you talk?
It's a lie
Are you sure?
Who tell you?
Wetin happen?
...

Elder died at Ojodu Berger, same day at about to 9 in the morning, from a truck that lost its brakes. About four people died on the spot.

He was literally mangled with his insides strewn over the road among the wreckage.

WITH THE SAME CLOTHES I SAW HIM IN DURING 1-2PM!!

Few days, before he was laid to rest, I had a very very vivid dream (if it's truly a dream),

He was angry, called me by my first name and said "Uchechukwu, I no happy. I dey vex". I was glad to see him while muttering "Bro Elder, no vex" till I woke up.

This world has another dimension than what our senses n science defines n shows us.


I dedicate this post to all who passed away painfully this year.

This made me to remember my friend's death in 2014. Oh Chidosky may your soul continue to rest in peace.
I remember the last moment I saw him, d day I was relocating to another state to find a greener pastures. I met him on the road and he was like " Edu na going be dis nah, when u go come back?" I never knew it was the moment I would see my good friend on this earth. Really this life is very mysterious, till today I can't still forget my friend, all the good memories we shared together still fresh in my memory. On that particular 2014 that I received a very ugly and sad call from my sister that my friend is gone. I ran mad in tears and even I'm still shedding tears as I'm typing this texts. I always see him in my dreams. My happiness is that the man that killed him has also kicked his own bucket. Continue to rest in peace my bossom friend

Oh really. Thanks so much for the elaboration.
I was really desperate to know it before. As you have said it now, I can understand that the mileage is the distant covered since I started driving it

Born2conquer:
That's the mileage

Oh really. Thanks so much for the elaboration.
I was really desperate to know it before. As you have said it now, I can understand that the mileage is the distant covered since I started driving it

Hi guys, greetings from here.

I just bought a new bike (rubber rubber as generally known). I'm yet to understand some display functions, so I decided to ask you guys about this particular one. Please pardon my ignorant. Just look at the pointed arrow on the picture below. Thanks.

Hi guys, greetings from here.

I just bought a new bike (rubber rubber as generally known). I'm yet to understand some display functions, so I decided to ask you guys about this particular one. Please pardon my ignorant. Just look at the pointed arrow on the picture below. Thanks.

Her safety I pray oh Lord �

The home you made or the home you scattered. Which one?

Hope no life was lost.

As the other side still stands, who go get mind and work there

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I'm too soft and I don't like it. People are really taking the advantage of this to deal with me.
I inherited this from my mother and I don't want my children to inherit it from me too.
And also introvert.
I'm just a damn quite type, I easily pity someone even though the person is treating me badly

What a painful exit
Rip bro

Oh Lord accept their souls amen.

When will all these end for God's sake

I didn't even know what you were referring as 2by2 until I saw the damaged car, so na dat car u referred as 2by2. You're funny bro.
I thank God for your life

In fact whoever said that God does not exist is a bloody lier.
Oh my brother I was really sheding tears of joy reading your story of testimony, you really went through death track and came back alive. Thank God for your life, indeed God loves you

Nawaoo rest in peace dear

Nawaoo God help him

Very sad

Crazy people everywhere

Can someone explain more the meaning of baby shower please

Why why why

Nobi only fans.
Fans wey never chop belle full