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pinkyruledworld:
I know someone, not sure if its still available tho. you can hit me on whatsapp

sending you a msg now kindly reply

Knownking:
yes I have

can I call you now?
location please

RomeoEmpire:
Lol.. Plz Doc, I no fit shout. ;DLol.. Plz Doc, I no fit shout.

you go shout o

RomeoEmpire:
What do i know?

you know something
oya talk it

won't work in naija,

.they only reply with short words and sentences unless a financial promise is made


the chatbot would be the one disturbing the gf

only a nagging gf fits the chatbot

venom or poisonous

[quote author=sizer07 post=79443469][/quote]just curious o

if someone for instance forcibly seizes an item (illegally) knowing fully well that the item puts food on the individuals table and the item kills the person , would you still pity such a person?

anyone with an iPhone 4s for sale ,even if it's faulty
not iCloud locked

Neddstark:
Who is this cumdrinking azzwipe. I am sure he has less than 20k in his account and is perfectly satisfied with his poverty. I do web development as a side gig and i am not frustrated. However, im ready to challenge low minds who are willing to bring down the value of the skill. Imagine someone doing website development for 7k. As in are you grey-matter deprived?

bros do you pay when you access Google or Whatsapp?

it's even watery def
mtchewwwww

EVILFOREST:
They shouldn’t be buried

explain your reason

Starboytwo:
Imagine say Dem born you inside " danfo or on top okada" omo na vip things for life ooo....cheee

sense will not kill you o lol

NameChecker:
Were they on official assignment? If yes, why board a public transport?
N.B RIP to the Gallant Men

the bus was seized from the owner as it is their way.

Sellfish:
National Blood transfusion service is a scam

When I was studying in OAU, I donated blood thrice and was issued a blood donor card after the second donation which they said entitled me and two other family members to free 4 pints of blood in any government hospital nationwide

While studying at the Nigerian Law School, I donated blood once and thus had 3 donation details in my card

Fast forward to 2017, My kid sister needed Two pints of blood in one government hospital in the South...and i could not donate to her because we had incompatible blood groups.

Despite me showing them my blood Donor card, they insisted I pay the full 25k per pint of blood...They said they could not contact NBTS to confirm my donor status

So after collecting 3 pints of blood from me for free save for the swan water, malt and peak milk they gave me to drink b4 donation, they found a way to cheat me when i needed to reap the benefit of my donation

I have now sworn not to donate my blood to any government establishment in Nigeria...

I can relate

Mamatoppy:
Lol... I can employ you and pay your salary. Not every lady out there is hungry or desperate for marriage.

you say?

I am so following this

that's so ewwwwwww

he worked for it and he got it

anyone with a Bajaj boxer bike for sale?

so that's Diana

but ladies do this all the time and no one says anything about it

Scatterscatter:
With what Ramos did to my Salah in UCL final 2 seasons ago, I don't think I want to wish him Happy married life

I feel like scattering the wedding sef

Ramos tackled Salah roughly physically not his wedding or marriage


haba bros

Jinyjagz:
Caught this yesterday Night. I want to sell it because I can't eat and I can keep it as pet.

how much are you willing to get to set it free?

Kapello8:
Hello Guys,

Please don’t Mind my English, am really typing this in tears and pain.

So there’s the babe I’ve been dating, I truly love her and we’ve been setting up my new flat and making plans for our Traditional wedding hopefully this November but something tragic struck and took away all d Joy and Happiness....

This was how it began, she took my phone and went through all my chats and I had some female friends I’ve been flirty chatting with but honestly I I was dumbed to have done dat...

I lied to them that I was single and searching I never accepted that I had a Fiancé just for the fun of it I also lied that she was my cousin and she found out all those stuffs and now she has ended the relationship...

I’ve cried and wept because my stupidity has made me to loose my angel...

She’s an ideal wife I never knew what got over me to just try being flirty....

I have involved my Family and her Family to beg her but she has refused. She told my eldest brother that she can’t love me anymore.

I’ve also pleaded with her best friend and siblings to plead with her but she’s not willing to come back....
I’ve sent her over 50 apology SMS I’ve called her line over a 30 times but she’s not willing to take my calls.

When I call with an unknown number and she hears my voice she will drop the call.
She doesn’t wana even talk to me.


The whole house looks empty without her I just can’t forgive myself for loosing the best gift God gave me. Now I feel so downcasted...

Brothers and Sisters please I need your candid advice. Your Free to Insult me

Am writing this because I’ve not been able to sleep. I can’t Forgive my self. I truly Love her.

Mods please move to front page.

only a woman can truly give the needed advice for this predicament

avoid the bitter ones tho ,they sting

Erediauwa:
This one is another brother Joro, the prolific scriptwriter.

nope

this is brother Shola the wicked producer

more

nwanneni:
the 2 bolded phrases are contradictory. I never ever help fake people!!! I rather watch them die

people differ Same as their ideology,

we sometimes give the benefit of the doubt

nwanneni:
the 2 bolded phrases are contradictory. I never ever help fake people!!! I rather watch them die

people differ Same as their ideology,

we sometimes give the benefit of the doubt

Everybody doesn't like you


Nothing is free


Be self reliant


No one owes you anything


You ain't entitled to anything unless you work for it


Live within your means

Do not look down on anyone you never can tell what tomorrow holds for you


Provide help to anyone in need

Needs and wants are two different things

As a man you want to save avoid demanding ladies


Everything happens for a reason

shit happens


People are happy when you fail ,take it or leave it


Remember people who helped you on your way up


Wealth doesn't translate into wisdom or being smart (you were only lucky your hardwork paid)

life is never smooth

Mind your business

Eat healthy

Let your word be your bond (so that your word carries weight when you speak)

Fulfill any promise made no matter how small or discomfort it puts you.

Respect isn't the same as fear.

nothing lasts forever


learn something new everyday or everyweek

Forgive but don't forget.

This are stuffs I hold dear and stick to ,God so help me

multibalotel:
lol... i was waiting for a nairalander to write this ... ....una no disappoint

you didn't espereridit?

he worked for it and he got it