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@POSTER
1) try meet people more, socialise more (church, work, sports, movies, weddings, parties etc.). no need to go clubbing.
2) manage ur perception. you must be percieved as a happy person so u either try make urself happy or fake the happiness with sincerity. It is important for single ladies over 30 to have a happy and fun loving persona. There is a stereotype abt old unmarried ladies being unhappy. No guy wants to be infected with unhappiness. dont ever portray urself to be desperate. it is very counter-productive.
3) ensure that u have a pleasant appearance, courteous manners (i have seen u have that already from ur posts). good looks is an added advantage
4) this is a time to be more liberal and flexible both with belief, values, expectations (from ur wouldbe partner)
5) also in addition to not portraying urself asd desperate, u shuld not portray the independent woman, feminist persona. "men are bad/wicked" is not a word people shuld hear from ur mouth. at times like this, other ladies might preach the "better single than married" slogan to console u. do not take such consolation. remember u want to get married. ur close female friends shuld be married ladies

i could add more later.
this suggestions are based on d assumption that u are single, over 30 and really want to get married ASAP.

@190
u shuld keep private stuffs private haba. u are creating a mess of ur public perception.only u are entangled with omolola, rubbie, alex babe and it all gets complicated.

i am even beginning to think u are one very immature dude. i actually used to respect u and ur views a lot in d past but i guess that is history now. u desire for public attention is doing u no good. just to advise u my brother

@190 & omolola. Next time take private stuffs off a public forum. Meanwhile omo shld answer d question if d relationship is going fine. It would help correct the damage

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=543388.msg7084785#msg7084785 date=1288965934]I try not to cry when i see punny but I cant control my tears of joy [/quote]colleagues are shouting "Jeff are u crazy? u 're laughing to urself" and i say "come and read this" and then everyone is laughing.

well i really dont know but someone said in her words: "you have a funny way of being sincere".

abeg who hack mr cork account. this is just not the cork i have known. where did he get all dat sense to make that post?

^^^
u fine?

i just spilled tea on my shirt because of cork. i was sipping the tea when i burst out laughing. my colleagues thot i was mad. i usually laugh silently but i spilled this one out

tkb417:
wow

Mr Cork is the best thing that happened to NL apart from Becomrich

how i manage to laff with tears rolling down me ears cos of the bull he writes is a wonder

Mr Cork
dont mind jaybee, he wants all the punny for himself thats why hes shielding them

carry on, some of us gat your back

i so agree with u tkb.

what i do these days when i am in need of laughter is to go straight to Cork's profile, see his last posts and laugh my heart out.

na d one wey e take reply afribeauty (bla bla bla , 0 naim make my day today. d babe neva know who Cork be wey she dey trade words with am

Odunnu:
Make we use fear take gree nah.
Me sef I sabi say you don call that number

lol. seriously sha. i wouldnt. i have lost 462,000 to ATM fraudsters before so i am always wary.

u fit test me with ur number sha Odunu to see if i will call. [size=3pt]sharp guy 4 my mind. see scope[/size]. i no want 190 wahala, else i for tell lola make she administer the same test.

Omolola1:
You lie jor, una don call tey tey

me call ke. i dey tell u say na job men dey d other end. i get mails sef from supposed ladies saying they are NLders and are interested in me. i just reply and say "what's ur nairaland id?". job don cast be that.

up.

i sure will not call the number. na job men dey d other line dey wait

MrsEve:
Jeffman,

I know you fell asleep when they taught this subject in lecture hall, BUT OPINIONS is never right nor wrong sweety,

I thought that you got the memo?  I guess not AND No, I am not male bashing nor joking, 

ok i agree ur OPINION is NOT WRONG (nor right) but UNPOPULAR among most peeps (females inclusive). at least those that i have met.

i guess i must have slept during the opinion lectures. Thanks for the education.

call me african. call me villager.

but for my girlfriend to tell me in a non-joking tone that i should wash her undies already means i have lost respect in her sight.

it is totally unacceptable.

MrsEve:
Oh I am bashing men now because I have an OUTSPOKEN opinion, WHATEVER

OUTSPOKEN but unfortunately WRONG.

i felt u were just joking/bashing men cos i couldnt imagine u wuld be serious abt that

@Eve. are u serious or just trying to bash men.

MEN handle REJECTION better than women. that is so true.

u dont even need to seek my opinion. just ask ladies around u and dem go tell u. do u know by default a lady doesnt think twice when saying no but with this new trend of ladies approaching men, guys worry abt telling a lady they are not interested in her without hurting her feelings when she approaches them first.

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=544828.msg7073110#msg7073110 date=1288810409]I love Cork and d rest of the guys, but im allergic to Mobo. His views give me the creeps,no offense.[/quote]if MOBO is not just joking/acting up here then he seriously needs to see a therapist. His views are way too extreme for someone who wants to live a healthy & happy normal life.

If not for Ajanlekoko, TKB & Jarus in career section, Cork should have been my best nairalander. The  dude is so funny & silly (no offience)

they will soon come and say "Cork should act like a real man'.

and i sure dont want Cork to ever change. he is best being Mr. Cork

valx2:
he write well , writnt he?

lol. yes he writ

^^^^
no mind dem. dem no know ur worth.

PokerFace:
-He's not sexually attracted to you, even though he's heterosexual. As strange as it may sound, you might be physically attraced to someone without being sexually attracted to the person.[/color]

so true. i was physically attracted to a lady i had no sexual attraction for. i went on to date her nonetheless

@poster. because most nigerian men (including me) will not live in a house built or rented by their wife.


the good lord will not allow us experience divorce in Jesus name.

@poster. i know u meant guys but for my choice of a lady, accent counts o.

i love hausa accent,

i dont like yoruba, ibo (the worst for me) and edo accent except i want some comic relief.

i love british, east african, spanish accent

i dont like chinese/korean/japanese and american accents (even their diction seems different to me. maybe because i be local boy).

i am ok with these peeps, it's just the accent i have issues with

candylips:
^^ and so

sorry i know this is off topic but candylips, ur solution to the travelling salesman problem on ur profile pix really got me laughing.

girls do it o. one asked me some months ago.

the rule is don't disrespect the girl if u are going to say no.
Also don't use the same response she would have given u if u were the one asking her cos most girls are more sensitive than guys and your response could do a whole lot of damage to her yoself-esteem. That is not something you would want on you.

@queeneve. i am sure u understand what she is guilty of. haven't you heard of 'Pot calling kettle black'.

i am not being chauvinistic so you don't say it is because she is a lady.

@190. good to see the face behind the man. i thot u wuld be much more older sha o. forget the ugly talk. man no need fine. i actually think u cool sha