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Sports / Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by jeffrey1596: 8:54am On Nov 10, 2019
Jokerman:


C'mon shut it

Laliga Ronaldo had more goals than Messi, even in fewer matches... 459 goals in 430 games

Messi is just playing catch up, even Ronaldo has already score 2 free kicks in one match, TWICE.
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Forget sentiments, how many assist does ronaldo have to his name? . dont beef messi abeg, he doesn't do tap-ins unlike your ronaldo that gets mad if he isn't given the ball. Just leave them and let them enjoy their lives. messi has sacrificed more assists than goals. Ronaldo just cant help it, he prefers to score. They're different.

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Webmasters / Re: Jack Dorsey Visits Nigeria (Pictures) by jeffrey1596: 7:49am On Nov 08, 2019
Nigerians sometimes ehn una too dey disappoint person. His visit to Nigeria didn't say he came to add to the economy or take away from it. nigga is here on a visit period. He's not your messiah!

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Sports / Re: The Moment Bravo Was Sent Off And Walker Became Goalkeeper Against Atalanta by jeffrey1596: 11:00am On Nov 07, 2019
Boringdraw1:
So he can also keep means 2 in 1 talent unlike the short "Messiah" who has only play in one position and have continue to remain in one club and his worshippers sees him as a god filled with talent when someone has two in some cases five( like the legend himself GOAT).
How is messi concerned with this abeg?. Stupid people everywhere. He took bravo's position because he was sent off. bros abeg what other options do they have? 1st choice don carry injury, Second choice (red card) during match..so what more do you expect? John Terry did the same too for chelsea '08.
Dragging messi into this is off point. bros think well bfr you type abeg

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Celebrities / Re: T.I: Doctor Checks My Daughter, Deyjah Harris' Virginity Yearly by jeffrey1596: 10:45pm On Nov 06, 2019
check her butthole too o. Oyinbo people with anal 5&6

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Celebrities / Re: Amanda, Davido's 2nd Baby Mama Speaks On Sex Trafficking In Georgia, Alabama by jeffrey1596: 3:35pm On Nov 06, 2019
you sef reason watin you talk. e make sense?
Education / Re: 2020 NLNG SIWES Application Portal Is Now Open Apply Now End 13th November 2019 by jeffrey1596: 12:14pm On Nov 06, 2019
where news like this day when local man when do IT? Tueh!
Education / Re: FUNAAB Expels Michael Adewale Ifemosu For Writing Open Letter To VC On Facebook by jeffrey1596: 3:34pm On Nov 03, 2019
Asslickers= Assholes...lmao.
Crime / Re: RRS Intensifies Move Against Cult Clashes In Somolu, Other Areas - Photos by jeffrey1596: 5:41pm On Jul 26, 2019
drdan777:
Pls Nairalanders, how can i receive money from a foreign currency (US dollars)NOTE: i have no international passport
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I'm sorry i do not understand you? but if its about not wanting to walking to the bank then you can use Alat by wema download the app on playstore "Alat". register and you're set. no need for international passport or whatever just your normal Bvn number
Politics / Re: Northern Youths Issue Buhari 30-day Ultimatum To Implement Ruga Across Nigeria by jeffrey1596: 9:51am On Jul 04, 2019
Biko lets go to war!. Is like pe this fulanis abi northern youths arent aware of the gravity of what they're saying. #saynotoRuga!...Its like this fulanis want to finally go in extinction.

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Health / Re: Man Discovers A Lady Has Breast Lump During Sex by jeffrey1596: 9:41am On Jul 04, 2019
J111333:
Finally, fornication has made one useful meaning in the world. I'm gonna start paying attention too. grin

I can see a confused atheist @Rosamond in the comment section. undecided
lol she just had to say it.
Crime / Re: Fake Hennessy, Moet & Chandon Producers Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by jeffrey1596: 8:00am On Jul 01, 2019
Mynd44:


You are in it both ways
lol,ok.
Crime / Re: Fake Hennessy, Moet & Chandon Producers Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by jeffrey1596: 7:42am On Jul 01, 2019
Mynd44:
Chelsea fans.

How appropriate
biko don't drag us into this

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nearly 40kg Of Cocaine Found In Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's G20 Plane by jeffrey1596: 6:48am On Jun 28, 2019
damn. 40kg like that's a lot of balls for someone to go around with. Thank God you never comot for spain enter some Asian side...chai

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Travel / Re: Benin-ore: We Were Cleared To Land On The Expressway - Helicopter Operators by jeffrey1596: 6:35am On Jun 28, 2019
Vester48:


And what is the weight of a chopper? Does it weigh more than some of the construction vehicles being towed over the road or those oil field machineries that ply the road?
You have a point only a road Engineer could understand the point I'm driving at. That road isn't meant or designd for landing a chopper thats what I'm just trying to say.
Travel / Re: Benin-ore: We Were Cleared To Land On The Expressway - Helicopter Operators by jeffrey1596: 12:02am On Jun 28, 2019
[quote author=psp2pc post=79733232]u no get sense at all
Travel / Re: Benin-ore: We Were Cleared To Land On The Expressway - Helicopter Operators by jeffrey1596: 11:33pm On Jun 27, 2019
Danbull:


That was exactly what the chopper did. It parked beside the road, a bush was cleared, but I think the passenger could not move out or so, the chopper had to go up again and come down to the middle of the road, I was in that traffic, we thought it was the governor self who wanted to come and see what was causing the 6 hour traffic.
ok
Travel / Re: Benin-ore: We Were Cleared To Land On The Expressway - Helicopter Operators by jeffrey1596: 10:30pm On Jun 27, 2019
FAMILYJA:
To me, I see nothing wrong with an helicopter landing anywhere to pick anybody in so far the movement does not break any law. It should only be condemnable if flying from wherever to that place wasn't approved by the regulatory agency. Die the matter please. Many of us are praying for blessing and prosperity everyday. Let's not spite whom God has blessed first before us. It was even for medical emergency. So what is all the noise for? Like I said, only if the movement breached any form of aviation law.

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Food / Re: Man Caught And Slaughtered Big Python For Peppersoup by jeffrey1596: 11:59am On Jun 20, 2019
lol, i still dont see any reason why i should taste snake meat, nah that shits disgusts me. People way dey chop am i hail thee o...

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Crime / Re: 300 Level UNIBEN Student Commits Suicide, Drops Suicide Note(Disturbing Photos) by jeffrey1596: 10:43pm On Jun 18, 2019
damn
Crime / Re: NURTW Factions Clash In Lagos, One Killed, Others Injured [Photo] by jeffrey1596: 9:22am On Jun 18, 2019
Ijora! Ah..

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Health / Re: Craig Lewis: First Man To Live Without A Heart by jeffrey1596: 8:52am On Jun 18, 2019
Why do i feel like this guy is a living weapon? like one cannot tell when this man is lying or saying the truth?i mean technically he doesn't have a racing heart. shits dope tho...U.S and human techs lasan..

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Romance / Re: Should I Get My Fiancée Arrested? by jeffrey1596: 11:47pm On Jun 17, 2019
For her mind now ehn, she go believe say she don smart bu blocking you. same thing happened to me last year but in all honesty i wanted to murder someone for trying to outsmart me. i trusted the bitch and she did exactly the same thing to me. I'm jist waiting patiently for that day where I'll receive that "hi boo". person go die, ajeh to gp

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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Condemns Destruction Of Vehicles At The Nigerian Embassy In London by jeffrey1596: 10:32pm On Jun 17, 2019
you are very foolish for calling him stupid. Law abiding kee you there. The fact that it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean the system is fair please face reality as it is and stop being sentimental. He destroyed cars and so what? if you were in such position what would you have done? Dnt say the law will judge o. its pathetic, they only said their own side of the story have you heard his?

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Family / Re: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by jeffrey1596: 2:53am On Jun 17, 2019
please people na she's on Air for crying out loud ���. what do you expect her to say? confront him, then mime him or poison him? i guess she's just trying to keep some loonies back in line because some women eh..chai..she herself cant follow that advice in reality.
Religion / Re: T. B. Joshua Celebrates 56th Birthday. 20 Facts you many not know About Prophet by jeffrey1596: 9:02am On Jun 12, 2019
i live in ikotun
Politics / Re: Church Of Satan Tackles Fani kayode on Twitter by jeffrey1596: 1:18pm On Jun 10, 2019
see as them just dey give baba savage replies�

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