₦airaland Forum

Rubbish! Would any Oba order me who to vote for? Mtcheee!

SamoaUmaga:
Tambuwal shud step aside fr Atiku? Wat exactly wud dey discus?

.....and how about the offa robbers sponsor 'Okechukwu Saraki', Are you saying that he should step down for the 2 rats up there?

StillX10:
Two strong men

Nope! 2 weak rats!

Pd-pigs looking for sympathy votes EVERYWHERE!

"ENUGU STATE IS FOR PRESIDENT BUHARI
Yesterday, i slipped out of Onitsha. Where to? Ezeagu, in Enugu State, to attend a wedding ceremony of my colleague, Mr. Vitalis Madu. Journey to Enugu would normally be about 6 hours due to bad road. But with the construction work on-going in the road by President Buhari, we made it in 3 hours, 20 minutes. In the past to travel on such a horrible road, of course, you know where your heart would be throughout the journey. In your mouth! But God is gracious and faithful to have given Nigeria President Muhammadu Buhari as the country's helmsman."

~~by Charles Iwuagwu
With a clement weather and a smooth road, our driver ferried us with the speed of the light. What do you do when the pilot propels you through the air almost at dizzying speed? Forget all worries. Hand yourself to divine powers. Eat. Sleep. Wake. Read and sleep again. Life should be one long holiday. Thanks goodness that i am even on my annual Leave vacation. We landed at about 1:40 pm.
Our host, Mr. Vitalis (fantastic man, i must add) hosted us very well. Don't mind he used to be a PDP member, now he has seen the light and have decamped. That's good!
As we landed, the peope have already heard stories about me on how i am an egghead, a friend of President Buhari's administration and an unrepentant Buharist; so they sought to learn and recieve lessons from me about the developmental strides of this administration. Realy, the work of a Buharist anywhere is a tough job. When the people can't reach the Big man himself, they come after you. Buharists, take all the blame and insults. To contain the antics of the wailing wailers is so dolorous. They always cry and shout as if the world is coming to an end. They will call you names, use foul words, abuse your father and mother at the same time. But the people of Ezeagu are different, they sought for knowledge of which i calmly made available to them. I informed them about the brisk strides of PMB in the East. Told them of his rare qualities of transperancy, accountability, love of country, incorruptibility, discipline and forthrightness. I enlisted before them the projects that are being handled by the President in the East in a bid to improve the living standard of the zone. They include:
-Onitsha-Awka-Enugu Expressway
-Enugu - Portharcourt Dual Carriage way
-Rehabilitation of Okija bridge Junction leading to Umuahia-Amappatu-Uli Egbuoma.
-Construction of Umuerogha-Umuelema Nbubo Road
-The Second Niger Bridge construction which presently stands above 44.6% completion, despite being on the drawing board for several years by previous governments of Obasanjo, late Yaradua and Jonathan. Done with my explanation, the people apologized profusely for accusing the president wrongly that he does not love the East. The youths of Ezeagu represent the face of the future of Nigeria. They are engaging, bright, good conversationalist and bold. They knew what they wanted and went for it. Today, they are friends of the government. To express their satisfaction, joy and happiness; they set before me a special local delicious and very nutritious meal. It was abacha laced with akidi. (cassave flakes and cowpea). I ate to my fill, nearly bursted my tummy. There was also a fresh palm wine to wash it down. Didnt i gulp it down? I did with happiness. But i remembered that i shouldn't be like the cricket that got so well fed and bursted its own tummy, else the wailers will make fun of me back at home. Lol.
Before we bade the town farewell, i made a firm promise to the elders of Ezeagu that i will be back to the town in a short while, this time to officially take a good and pretty wife. It was pure relief when they accepted my plea.
Indeed, President Muhammadu Buhari GCFR, is God-sent. He is making people of different divides and shades of opinion to shake hands across the breadth and lenght of the Niger."

"I will not context 2019 election " ~ Dino

Me~ when you no chop winch how would you before?

BREAKING: The woman who mistakenly voted for PDP in PMB Unit during Katsina North senatorial by-election collapsed when noticed she voted PDP instead of APC, but she is responding to treatment now. In that unit, APC got 206 votes, PDP got only 1 vote and from that woman.

Codeine effect!

OP should simply say "Ipob pigs" not generalizing us as "Nigerians" ok!

chiedozie198100:
APC, APC, APC...

how many times wey i call una name?

You dey craze? Watin concern APC here? Ipob pigs aha! Smh!

zoba88:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/08/fani-kayode-and-wife-receive-hon-boma.html

Oh I see...

The actress in the movie directed by the offa robbers sponsor

When would part 2 of the movie be released?

point5:
Godswil Akpabio is a disgrace to humanity

Why If I may ask?

OMG!

It's the DEVELOPERS again!!!

AngelicBeing:
A stain on the whole world

Especially Igbo amaka ppl

eseveli:
buhari dun start again

Let's ask the offa robbers sponsor, ya hero her whereabout!

besticality:
No be force to take do your religion nau. Why resort to this kind of barbaric operation?

Another idiot religion bigot! Is she the only Xtian in that hostel? Why you no dey use ya brain nah?

opyzy:
I hope the "religion of peace" people didn't kidnap her to convert her forcefully their religion

Idiot! Is she the only Xtian in that hostel? Small time now you will be proffesing Xtianity as a religion of love your enemy/neighbour!

Ipob miscreants will not like this

yeyerolling:
U need 2/3 majority to impeach him. U can't get 2/3 so y wasting time. Dss help us beat dem well

Akpabio + 15 other senators he's bringing will make 2/3rd of the Senate! Don't worry in the next few week ya hero will become a floor member

Am interested in ANYTHING that will send offa robbers sponsor to early political retirement!

If the security agents blockage is a ploy to dethrone those thieves then am in and i dont care if it's against the law!

wickyyolo:
Any man that decamps vote them out

E pain am lol

Useless ipob miscreant!

*COMEDIANS IN POWER.*

Deziani developed emergency cancer when it's time to answer how she spent trillions of naira

Akpobolokemi developed leg cancer when called to answer over N43b looted NIMASA fund

Dasuki developed stroke when he was called to account for how he spent $2.1b

Dino Melaye abducted while going to court to answer a gun case. He later return from Igbo Irumale (Wilderness) when he met with egbere (bush baby)

Olisa Metuh slummed inside the court room so as to get order for medical treatment abroad

Teargas broke Gov Ayo Fayose's neck a day to election for sympathy votes while Saraki blocked while going to the EFCC office

Gov. Ortom convoy was blocked while going for APC meeting by his arranged Youths.

DSP, Senator Ike Ekweremadu, suddenly developed high blood pressure in the custody of the EFCC upon presentation of a fresh set of his ‘hidden properties’ to him.

PDP members are always fine comedians...

BUHARI IS A FULANI MUSLIM ABI? We are waiting for them to come & preach to us about
Reverend Atiku
Bishop Kwankwaso
Pastor Lamido
Cardinal Tanbuwal
Pope Saraki.

*Common Sense is no longer common in Nigeria.*

Bethor:
They should simply move back to their country or state if they belong to any in Nigeria to avoid all these troubles..simple..!!

Peace..!!!

You are a very stupid ipob miscreant! Would you have said this if the report says Fulani herdmen killed people overthere?

If I were Buhari, after relected in 2019 I will ignore ipob land with everything and direct all nation's development towards other regions in Nigeria so that those miscreants will feel the pain of hating the righteousness!

crixanie1:
The part we have been waiting for....justices must prevail.

As it was done in 2014 clear rigged election of "am in pain" abi? Continue deriving yaself!

What the thief of Otueke was saying then is that when the pd-pigs defectors are not allowed to swindle the national treasury as it's allowed in his own administration, they will come back to thier poo!

Didn't you understand him

bedspread:
I don't even see Buhari contesting this Elections.... I can't really say how..
but......

Ok you would have died by 2019 presidential elections abi? Poor ipob miscreant!

pdpisGONE:
i love saraki ,

Ofcourse nah! I do not expect ipob miscreants to love Righteousness! You are on the right cause ok!

Lol am waiting to see the big fight in Pd-pigs

~~ http://thenationonlineng.net/2019-im-the-authentic-pdp-candidate-lamido/

Merimental:
Fayose u will surely Laugh last...

I can give you e-diot followers 100% assurance that he will CRY last!

Merimental:
Fayose u will surely Laugh last...

In IPOB miscreants dream abi?