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That was the most potent trick to wake all-man up early this morning.


#sleepdisrupted...

Never trust a Russian; especially if you're an American.

I will go back to year 2000 and bring my mom back to life..

Love you moma

As long as political parties don't have their own governing ideologies(which will help them screen out politicians that don't fit into it.)

As long as politicians don't have their personal philosophies.

And as long as politics is about big names and numbers,

cross-carpeting will continue in Nigeria's politics.

This Demboa and Gwoza battle is becoming a game of table tennis o.

I take, you take...

Am sure this supporter of APC OP is angry and jealous because APGA and LP seem to be more inclined to PDP than her auren leda party.

No wonder PDP is the largest in Africa- with branches in other parties.




GEJtill 2019

Magic is all about playing on the intelligence of the eyes.

Reminds of a story I heard abt a magician in madalla sm yrs ago: the guy go enta d an*s of a donkey den comot tru im mouth. Naim one guy come say na fake d man be but d crowd say na lie. Naim d guy talk sometin, bllow powder for air next tin everybody eye open: dem see say na under d donkey d magician dey crawl.

See beating!!!

Now I know why Nigeria is not progressing as it should. People only care about what concerns them. No more 'brother's keeper'

We forget that are our younger ones are watching her and idolizing her. Before long, ours will become a society with no morals.

#The society we are abusing today, will take its revenge on our children tomorrow

ROTFL.
#in ghanian accent

But Charley e get as u dey do tru tru wey dey strange to us na.

U sef ma check am na

vm26: jeitooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hahahahahahahahahahahah u hv made me laugh i cnt stop laughing as i am typing oooooooooooooo

actually I no blame the boy o. I blame his parent: snake no dey born wetin short na!

He got his looks from his mother(maybe that's why we haven't seen her with wizkid b4)
And he got his lower body part frm his father, or wat do u expect from a guy dat always wear tight leather pants? Na compression of his lower body na.



I just hope boys wey dey wear carrot abi na low-waist or wizzy dem dey call am, go learn lesson sha.

SAMBARRY: celi gini




you be celi?




taaaa mechionu

eehen! Now I know why u stopped left the alter girls and stopped coming for morning mass.

U better come for confession before its too late.

That was how Rita Dominic started, and now, getting a husband for her is now a hellish task for moi.

Enypie: Oh no!! Not Scapegoat!

why not? Is he your crush?

Ahan OP! By their names you shall know them na; Or Who doesn't know that olaide or adebowale are yoruba names

Osanobua!!! Borno has turned into Somalia where rebels capture towns!

Wow! Am so happy to see even supporters of APC saying something nice about the president for the 1st time.

I hope this trend continues..

Chikito chikito! She seems to be in the news these days for every reason.

Could that be a benefit of divorce

Another Neghi

I recommend spacegoat or madcow as a husband to her.

This is how you know a man with vision. He knows where he wants to be, and as such, hangs out with those that are already there.


Kiniun funfun..

It is possible.

field Mike Onolemhemhen(the man wey sabi) as candidate in Edo.

This one that the Westerners are evacuating their citizens with the virus out of Africa, are u sure they don't have the cure

War begat war..
It is delightful only to those who have had no experience of it.

*with my left hand on my chest, and the right lifted up*

So help me God.

Dan saki re Mr President.

Don't mind all those cheap talking supporters of APC and their e-representatives.

We who are with you are far more than those against you.




GEJtill 2019

#singing

Kenekubi toro une yewe
Akpokpo chine yeewe
Oun ti nwoma nwomase
Me ma pele
Eh metie le
Me ma tie le
Eh me pele
Oh oh ohuo

Dokubo my man o!!!

Ice water sir!
We no want wahala abeg.

Ndi Awada stand up!!!!!

Talk is cheap...

arewafederation: Mr. Collynzov5,hope heart attack doesn't kill you because of Ogbeni.

Just curious; what has GEJ done to improve the lives of the Citizens in Osun state?

What is the function of a state governor?

Mtchewwwwwwwwww!!!

Shiooooorrrr

Okorocha woman wrapper! When charlieboy disagrace am for public the other time the liverless man run away. Na for woman body e dey get mouth and power.