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MisterLongman: hahahaha so true...... To be honest, person fit use the boy forehead grind pepper

omo my hand no dey o! No let wizkid hear u if not na him go face next o

SAMBARRY: You are gini?





Celi what



If I hear. No be you wey I see yesterday dey do this thing wey dey down

chai!!! Dis girl don spoil finish. Abeg don't corrupt me or spoil my consecration o. I be celibate o infact, I cover my mind with the blood!!!

Day11: I smell PDP in you...

Lol! Rather you smell a mixture of camphor and incense from Niger republic.




Anyway GEJtill2019

Pangea: My bad,
I apologize,
Something else pissed me off before I came online.

Most suicide bombers with the I.e.d strapped to the torso,
Have a way of ejecting the head clean off like a kicked football when exploded while the rest of the body is shredded to bits.
That's why most of them can be identified with the face.

Another example below:

https://i.imgur.com/64whm.jpg

aiit sir! Thanks for the info. But that's a pathetic way to die.

naturefellow: Oh. Touche! I'm more familiar with Kenshi.

yeh! But sadly I didn't get to see the last part: how kenshi killed shishiyo. I don't know if they actually acted upto the part because I've searched for it but couldn't find it.

President Jonathan @ the centre.

Just as he will be until 2019.

julioralph: he looks like Kim Jong-un.

lol! you are so right.

No insult meant! But his upper body is not proportional to his waist downward. It makes him look like johnny Bravo.

There's this plumpy actress with a big gap-teeth that is guilty of this

Wisdom is indeed to precious to be left in the hands of a fool.







GEJtill2019

I like governor willie obiano. He has been hard on kidnapping and stealing since he became governor.

Gone are the days where people attempt kidnap to kidnap the Obi of Onitsha

Two lives wasted on the alter of foolishness.

And the girl that stirred it all, is hale and hearty. How foolish can someone be.





#wisdom is indeed too precious to be left in the hands of a fool.

Why always Brazil

The next thread should be on what a wife must do before her wedding so she doesn't keep everybody(especially her husband) worried and waiting on her wedding day

We don tire for brides wey dey come church late on their wedding day.

bebe2: Two things I certainly dnt miss,

Owanbe, I attend parties every weekend in the summer.

Street food, am very happy to miss it. Filthy food. Everything full of sand

I went to naija thinking I will eat all those food I missed.

Bought roasted plantain from dat woman beside GTB on itire rd, I almost lost all my teeth. Sand full the plantain the groundnut nko? Half na stones.

Few nights later, I go buy suya for ogunlana drive, same thing sand.
Pls wat is there to miss?

hmm!! Surprising. Are you sure your teeth is not what is at fault? Cos we have been eating these things for years now na.

Ah Ibadan! It is not possible to effectively define this city, without mentioning the 'old brown roofs'

I haven't seen any christian supporting the war on palestine o

But the hamas militants sef should surrender if they really have the interest of their people at heart. There's no way they can match-up the Israelis.

Hehehe! Anyhow anyhow the owambe must continue...

See as people dey deceive themselves. The ogas are standing on a covered platform, while the followers are all under the rain refusing to use any umbrellas because they don't want to be associated with pdp.

Oya make una dey catch cold dey go na..

It is a good thing that you guys have forgiven her; but it would be good for you if you keep her at arms length before she brings trouble to your own home - which is now your 1st point of responsibility.



#some people grow old, but they don't grow up.

What some people would do for money...

I wonder why the OP is afraid to come out clean with his/her stand on abortion.

As far as I am concerned, abortion is wrong. Why drag the child out of his resting place with The Almighty in the first place, when you don't have any plans, or are not ready to bring him/her up?

As far as I'm concerned, anybody that attempts to take his own life for whatever reason, is a coward and selfish person.

I said: stay away from pre-marital sex.


They said 'no' that sex is part of the package of fun every youth need to enjoy.

I told them: don't bring a child into the world until you're financially, emotionally, spiritually and mentally ready to take care of him.

They said no. I love him and he loves me and promise to take care of the baby.

I told them: Get married before bringing a child into the world.

They told me I live in the 15th century. That single mama is what's in vogue.

Now see....

Blame it on the parent. And them still dey feed am

Endorsed!!!

Arm of laziness be this na? I see the husband wants to develop arthritis.
If wen e be your bf, e dey send you all the time to do boy-boy work for him, wen e become your husband, e go turn you to him slave.



Moral lessons for those intending to get married: Marriage most times is an amplifier and not a transformer. Don't marry him/her expecting that he/she will change in marriage. Use your courtship period to work on these weaknesses in yourselves and your partners.

Adorable kids! But I rather have single children; twins and triplets are a handful raising up.

Quiting has never solved any problem. So you want to run away from your marriage because of this small matter?



Luckily for you, you've discovered a dent in your marriage early on. What you should be concerned with is how to repair the dent and not running away.

Every woman has got the power to tame her man. The fact that a lady like you is tickling the fancy of your husband, should give you a ray of hope that you can also do that to him and win him back to you.

By the way, There's no perfect marriage anywhere - even ferrytale marriages start with ruff times before ending with happily ever after...

It is time for you to employ all the positive strategy you can think of to win back your husband. Asking for help from women with cheating husbands, is a good way to start, but it may not be that much helpful because every human being is peculiar. Therefore, what worked for one may not work for the other.

You know your husband and God has given you brain, exercise it and see what solution you can come up with to solve your problem.

Janeify: she will marry when she wishes to.you dont have to talk because you are also a woman and nobody is perfect

when she wishes kwa? Do you think there is a ready made market where you go to select husbands whenever you want?

SAMBARRY: sorry I am not into lesbianism


you have a dheek don't you





abi them don thief am? Abeg shek it o





since you have confirmed that you do, marry am na

ops! Sorry! Thought u were a guy! Anyway I will turn her over to the number 2 guy on my list.

Nah! Am celibate. Besides am just a philanthropist. I help ladies especially the older ones, get Godfearing husbands, and guys to get their dream wives.

My fulfilment and satisfaction is to see other people happy.

idumuose: APC is a terrorist party and very wicked.They use anything evil that befalls Nigeria to score cheap political goal especially that dimunitive El Rufai.

forget elRufai, he thinks he can win in Kaduna; but he will be soooo disgraced.