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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 1:15am On Oct 10, 2010
Serzly, wats d IQ of dis HMs cos dey dnt seem to hv much sense up dere.

Y ar they portrayin d British royalty in a bad light, imagine sheila sayin she thinks prince William is antichrist, dat Queen Elizabeth is not d real Elizabeth, dat d real one died @ any early age n they swapped her. . . .bla bla bla. Now shes talkin abt an obama scandal . Eish, shdnt there be rules dat limit d way HMs talk abt public figures.

OMG, Uti shut up, wats ur own wiv Bush, sayin he shd be tried for crimes against humanity.

D annoyin part is they aint even drunk. Throwing baseless rumours abt sensitive issues is a NO NO.


UTI plzzzzz SHUT UP O, abeg who get im Remote control for here.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 10:57pm On Oct 09, 2010
High point of 2nyts parry for me was wen DJ caise played a part of our national anthem. . .dat was an "in ur face Africa" moment. Proudly Naija!

The rest of Africa, esp zim nd SA must hv bin pissed for 1hr, i just hope we can butress 2nyts show wiv a landslide victory in d polls for Uti 2moro.

BTW, tatiana tatiana tatiana, she leaves me speechless, how any1 can be dat way is unbelievable.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 8:28pm On Oct 09, 2010
Hahahahaahhaahahah . . . . .Nairaland Mafia.
Dat poster didnt get d memo.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 3:32pm On Oct 09, 2010
Boring saturday as usual, just waitin for 2nyts parry, hp Beat FMs DJ (nut)Caise will set d house on fire wiv naija music, Uti had berra Rep us to d fullest also. Lets Nigerianise BBA 2nyt.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 3:50pm On Oct 08, 2010
There is no way on earth Uti wd watch sum1 he has cared abt for 2yrs kiss sum1 else n not feel a lil hurt.

He isnt likely to ask sheila abt it or even talk abt it with any1 buh if u watch him closely u wd see it.

For instance, Uti hardly ever talks abt his late Dad nt even in his diary sessions nd it myt seem lyk he doesnt care buh if u've noticed , since his dads death he's bin wearing black Tees nd shirts except on special occasions.

thats Uti for u, becos he isnt wearing his heart on his face doesnt mean he isnt feeling stuff.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 2:19pm On Oct 08, 2010
Uti is obviously one of those rare gud guys , hes hurting inside buh tryin to hide it .

Gud thing Uti handles alcohol well so he prolly wont take his pain out on sheila buh i foresee a lot of unneccesary arguments with the boys
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 1:07pm On Oct 08, 2010
Munya brought d hanny / sheila kiss up n Uti said , IT WAS JUST A KISS, it doesnt mean theres chemistry excepy they say theres a relationship.

Mehn, standing up for sum1 evry1 just saw kiss a girl nd then a guy must hv bin hard, buh he did it. He could hv just shut up nd watched, buh he spoke up for sheila, dats gotta count for sumtin.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 12:36pm On Oct 08, 2010
Its onnnnnnnnnn!!!! They showed d housemates tati kissing hannington in d barn, most likely sheila n hannys kiss will alwaz make d cut. Sheila is lukin rily nervous . Cnt wait to see how Uti n d  boys take it.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 11:28am On Oct 08, 2010
dnt fink anyborry will be seeing d videos of munyas outburst anytime soon. Pple have requested for it on d BBA website and d clip has bin declared censored.

As much as i wd lyk pple to see munya for who he is, i just hv to agree wiv d BBA organisers on this one. we've all heard stories abt mugabe, if dat clip gets around too much, it cd get munya n his family ruthlessly harassed by mugabes dogs.

The irony of it all was dat d mumu whyl in his drunken state said he hoped biggie was recording his views. LMAO! Lucky bastaaaard!!!!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 10:32am On Oct 08, 2010
montelik:

I hope d hms leave munya alone. D guy knows how to turn every discussion about himself, into a perceived attack by malicious hms. He is a pro at turning himself into d victim. It was his and mufc's early victimization propaganda that drove so many sympathy votes his way. Dont give munya a chance to claim d argument of persecution again.

If they keep drinkiin alcohol evrynyt , he wnt need help sinking his own ship.

in his conversation with lerato lastnyt, she asked him y he picked on girls evrytime he got drunk n harldly did dat to guys, he said it was because he knew girls wont be able to do anytin abt it. Lerato cut in nd said, "ohhh, insulting a woman whom u perceive to be weak makes u feel more lyk a man? Cos u 've neva tried dat with me even when u ar drunk cos u knw i will stand up to u." of course he said dat wasnt wat he meant, buh hey, we all knw dats d meaning of wat he said.

lerato is intelligent, convos lyk dat are bound to expose a lot of d things hes keepin inside n i'm sure dat was one of d reasons he got rily drunk last nyt.

d HMs should just pump him with alcohol, sit  back n watch him self destruct. . . . .dats wat his friend kaone did lastnyt.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 10:12am On Oct 08, 2010
My TV was om mute half d time munya was conversing with kaone, it was a lot of rubbish.


Munya is an actor n a very gud one at dat. In his drunken state, he got up went to d middle of d garden,  faced d cameras nd started ramblin abt being tired of talkin abt zims weaknesses,begging  zimbos abroad to come back nd build their country, plenty of swear words in btw in  classic munya style.  I cannot say with certainty dat he mentioned mugabes name cos i wasnt listening d whole time. buh wen i unmuted d TV he was swearing @ a certain person for the state of zims economy nd dat was just b4 d cameras moved to d room.

Theres notin courageous abt a guy who needs alcohol to speak his mind, it just shows how much is bottled inside him. .if Uti wasnt Nigerian he wd be the clear favourite to win,

On shuti, i still insist that wateva happens to them after day91 is their business. All d permutations n combinations no concern me, as long as they dont affect his chances.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 3:40am On Oct 08, 2010
Lmao!!!!!! munya grows a pair of balls everytime he drinks. Y did biggie hv to switch d cameras to d room, they prolly had to send security to bundle him to d diary room. Waitin to see if dis incident will make BBA website.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 11:34pm On Oct 07, 2010
Hope y'alls watchin. Lerato n Sheila are callin munya out big time, i hope he is drunk enuff to dig his own grave tonyt.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 11:33pm On Oct 07, 2010
Hope y'alls watchin. Lerato n Sheila are callin him out big time, i hope he is drunk enuff to dig his own grave tonyt.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 11:13pm On Oct 07, 2010
Wateva happens to SHUTI after Day1 is their business. we don try for them abeg!

Anywaz, d gap is gradually closing. Uti seems to be talkin to nd sittin with sheila a lil more than he did yesterday.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 4:13pm On Oct 07, 2010
Munya: Hi haterz


Me: Hello loser!

Lmao! hey, Did y'all hear munya say " i beat d pple i rily wanted to beat, i'll beat tatiana wen it matters most"

Munya, Munya Munya . . . .i'll wait till Day 91.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 12:23pm On Oct 07, 2010
Migines:

*point of correctn*
of all dem reps u listed, I 4 one nvr supported nkena or voted 4 her EVEN WEN IT WAZ FREE.

true dat buddy nd i still remember all our beef on dis thread for nkenna, buh wen she was up against eliz nd mzamo, she didnt hv d lowest vote in Nigeria.




SAGirl:

I'm first African before I am South African. Before I am Black. And before I am a woman. So I wouldn't support someone just because she's from my country. I feel I need to support the person who represents what Africa stands for, someone i wouldn't be embarrassed to be associated with. And in this game, I would like either Sheila, Mwisho or Uti to win (in that order), but the other 2 would obviously loose to Munya at the finals and i would never risk Munya winning this thing. Hence I'm supporting Uti.

My dear, lets call a spade a spade, the BBA show itself does not represent wat Africa stands for much less d housemates.

There is NOBODY in dat house that i would want to be associated with- NOBODY! so i dnt see any reason y i shouldnt be bias in my voting. if Uti had been evicted earlier nd i was still watchin d show, i might then decide to vote whoever i consider entertainin nd more deservin of d money.

Anywaz, it wd be a shame if Munya gets SAs vote in the finale wen lerato is also in d top5.

BTW, lerato isnt d only one who gossips in d house, sheila is d queen of gossip nd u can alwaz count on her to exagerrate d gist, yet she is ur favourite . . . .hmnnnnnn!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 1:06am On Oct 07, 2010
^^My sentiments exactly.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 4:42pm On Oct 06, 2010
also, no luk am sey sisi osho free dey up o, make una dey stamp dat side too.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 4:35pm On Oct 06, 2010
is it just me or is Uti gettin better by d day? eish, maybe i'm just too patriotic.
I rily lyk d way he answered questions abt sheila in d diary room , oh nd d mwisho mimic was simply hillarious.

If we could support local Bayo , plain Ofuneka, boring geraldine, kevin d midget(No offence, just tryin to make a point.)voted nkenna even though we didnt like her nd now we are throwin all our weight behind loud mouthed Uti then SA has no excuse for being mean to their reps.
But then again, we are NAIJAS- we no lyk to dey carry last.

Abeg, we don dey yarn am tey tey o, no waste format for dose oda obodos, NO TIME , lets focus on d ones wey already dey ground.

BTW, montelik i hail o, gud to see u've lost some of ur pessimism, na u dey even ginger pple to vote sef. Big up urself!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 11:49am On Oct 06, 2010
SAGirl:

Sheila is definitely not herself since moving back to the house. She's trying to act like a lady: wearing make-up and a bra all of a sudden.

I love her, but i don't think Uti is the man for her. Uti is too conservative for her free nature. Their relationship outside the house would never work, she's better suited with Hannington. Meryl and Mwisho have a better chance of making it work than Shuti!

Welcome to our hangout zone gurl.

** Still voting for our boy non stop! BTW, now i'm beginnin to feel Uti prolly got over his feelings for her in d last 2yrs nd isnt in a hurry to go down dat road again.

In other news, digging thru some namibian websites nd interviews, Meryl was said to have admitted dat mwisho knew abt d freaky friday nyt, there ar rumours also dat meryl is pregnant (i dnt believe it tho buh if its true,guess we wnt have to ask na who give ekaete belle? Lol)
Sorry i cant hook u up wiv links, i'm browsin wiv ma fone.
Anywaz, my point is if mwisho knew abt it, chances are Uti knew also. . .so, we shdnt be surprised dat he is avoidin sheila.


NB: theres huge beef for Uti in SADC countries (part of my online research results.lol) so we gast free dem side, no nid for kurukere waka cos e no go change d final outcome, make we just hol d ones way we already get .
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 9:51pm On Oct 05, 2010
Most boring task ever in BBA history. Eissh!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 7:30am On Oct 05, 2010
Issssh, its tooo early to be postin oooo! Buh WTF .lol

Sheila is nt alryt either, first she went on n on abt merylishos engagement nd how it looked fake on TV( BTW, Uti was surprised to hear dat ), then she tells Uti she lyks him, @ dat point u cnt expect him to jump all over her n cut across has actin for d camera too.

Africa is a confused lot, one second they ar screamin kiss kiss kiss, d next second they wd be criticising him for doing stuff under d covers whyl his fathers body is in d mortuary.

Y'all need to understand dat home boy has a lot going thru his mind, he still wants to win dis game. U DONT TRY NEW STUFF OUT WHEN U ARE UP FOR EVICTION, One wrong move and he's out. . .remember, he has no idea dat viewers are waitin for some action n his pple wil vote him no matter what.

Cut him some slack, he cant see d big picture nd neither can we. Uti has his emotions on lockdown - u cant figure him out.

On that note, hv a goodmorning pplz , No dullin lyk uti grin , VOTE VOTE VOTE nd enjoy d rest of d day.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 12:58am On Oct 05, 2010
**Screeeeeeeeeeeccccchhhhhhhhh*** wait a second pple, what ar we sayin sef? this babe is Bisexual na, no matter how much we wish dis to happen, her BBA escapades will alwaz come back to bite her in d @ss, she conveniently left out d meryl n tartiana part. can Utis family nd frends accept a bisexual . . . . .in dis very conservative Nigeria.?

biggie is just overblowing d whole thing, tryin to create a love story wey no dey n we ar all fallin for it. d reality is outside d house, gud thing thats where they plan on havin d convo.

Anywaz, lets kip Votin Uti.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 12:26am On Oct 05, 2010
Y'all knw its very dark in d bedroom (so  no one in d room can see him) take a luk @ Uti , dude has a smile on his face lyk he just won a jack pot- sheila in dis case.

U guys shd lay off Utis back jorr,   it took a whyl buh he got round to it plus d cameramen shud hv bin more subtle, even sheila is complainin dat whyl they were talkin all d cameras in d room moved in their directn. Haba! Wetin man go do under dat kain circumstance na?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 12:08am On Oct 05, 2010
ohhhhhh kayyyyyyyy!!!!! Guess its a done deal then, Mama Uti shd start learnin how engagements ar done in kenya.

Naija has lost another  fine boy to East Africa. Lol!

After all d bla bla bla he finally says,
Uti: hp u knw where i stand in all of this, d hannington thing is not an issue, d feelings are extremely mutual n we hv the whole of our lives ahead of us.

Sheila: we will talk outside d house, bla bla bla!

Show is over pple, there wnt be any cuddlin, smoochin, kissing or anyfin else, just a promise u can take to the bank. I sure prefer this kinda love to merylisho.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 11:24pm On Oct 04, 2010
she didnt say it lyk she is sorry, she said it lyk a girl tellin her best frend she kissed anoda guy. . . .now more than ever Uti will think they ar just BFFs. Sheila speak ur mind now , we dnt wnt dairy room bad mouthing o.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 10:54pm On Oct 04, 2010
Big up urself sheila. . . .she is tellin Uti to learn to keep quite weneva mwisho does stupid stuff. Now dats a gud frend, Dis gurl ryt here has Utis good @ heart.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 10:05pm On Oct 04, 2010
Wat a coincidence, sheila gets up to go whereva ndsuddenly lerato nids to pee. . . Gossips. Hp she gives sheila all d push she nids to confess 2nyt.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 9:59pm On Oct 04, 2010
Sheila. . . . . . . Is dis y we ar here? tell Uti d koko jorr.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 9:38pm On Oct 04, 2010
There ar pillows in between them sef. wats wiv d longggg preamble, sheila Shd hit d nail on d head.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 9:20pm On Oct 04, 2010
Okay pplzzz, sheila just cald uti up to talk wiv him n she has told d girls she wd be tellin him evrytin 2nyt. So make sure u ar on 198. Lol

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