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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 2:21pm On Oct 13, 2010
@V24M
True dat, buh i'm guessing d technology behind d two nos are different dats prolly y one can automatically send delivery reports.

We've bin using dis no since d 1st time Uti came up for nominations against munya, nd its helped secure Ethopia's vote.
Ama still kip votin wiv it. . . .its also d number on Utis fan page .


As K1 wd say  . . . . .VOTEIRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 1:32pm On Oct 13, 2010
See, if any1 pisses u off on dis site, instead of exchanging words, just take ur vexation to d BBA website nd punch Utis face wiv d cursor. After all he is d reason y we ar all here.

Stupid Uti, infact i'm pissed. Off to punch his face. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 1:24pm On Oct 13, 2010
@hillsate

Pls dnt take it personal, evry1 is just tryin to focus on VOTING.

If we get in2 argument mode its gna burn useful time.

So plzzzzzz, lets all just get along. Abeg!


Field report: wap/websites are down.
Mxit is still up nd running



honeyfave:

for eth send "VOTE UTI" +2783142100413 for 15 naira per vote
for roa send ""VOTE UTI"+2783142100414


Pls its 15naira, e no even reach to toast babe 4 phone. Pls use ur phones n d phones of pple around u. Lets do dis for Naija. The joy of victory on sunday nyt wd be more dan enuff consolation for our troubles. Abeg! Abeg! Abeg!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 9:51am On Oct 13, 2010
Mxit, Wap n websites ar all down. lets exercise a lil patience. Hp they come back up in a bit.
Pls sms if u can.

Dissapointed in Kevin tho, no biggie sha! Sh.t happens.

Good morning Pwaves!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 8:22am On Oct 13, 2010
I dunno wassup wiv d votin thingy too o, i'm havin issues also. Buh i'm MXITin in d mean time. . .u cd do d same whyl we wait. NO TIME.

Goodmorning everyborry, Top of d day to yall n plssssss kip voting.

Frm wat i gather, Uti is reapin d fruits of his labour,i  heard he campaigned like crazy for kevin last year.

LETS VOTE UTI nonstop. Pls request for ID's if u dnt have. nd for those givin ID's ensure d person ua sendin it to as history on NL as a pro naija. Abeg o!

Pwaves, thnx . . .guess ua asleep, u were up late . still chillin for it. Welldone
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 2:04am On Oct 13, 2010
Still on d matter .
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 12:25am On Oct 13, 2010
@ spade
She said shes browsin wiv her phone,
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 11:36pm On Oct 12, 2010
i dnt usually sleep early

@df2006
kenya for Uti abeg!  


Keep it up guys, lets tripple our efforts.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 6:41pm On Oct 12, 2010
Ama just kip votin for the only guy who thot to put his countrys flag on d Dj's table on saturday

the guy who put naijas flag on the staircase pole after surviving sundays double eviction so all of africa can see it

the only guy wiv the colours of his country on his task portrait


SINCE UTI IS READY TO ASSOCIATE WIV NIGERIA DESPITE HER FLAWS AND BAD PUBLICITY THEN I'M ALSO WILLING TO BE ASSOCIATED WIV UTI despite his flaws,



LEMME DO ANODA 100. seeing his portrait has gingered me all over again.

TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 5:12pm On Oct 12, 2010
^^hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! U gat to love naijas
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 4:44pm On Oct 12, 2010
tatenda:

Jejelolatu, u only realising now tht u supposed to spend most of yo energy voting instead of calling pple fools, As if u r any better, abeg, abeg, shut the ?%#@ up and vote fot yo favorite housemate, Viva Montelik and Yinkade, I love u guys,

U myt want to read my post again. . .

jejelolatu:

It takes a FOOL to walk into d camp of d opposition nd deres only ONE way to treat a fool . . . . .IGNORE IT

Nuff said . . . . Back to d voting booth.

Where in my post did i say . . . ., eiish 'wats ur name again?' is a FOOL? Huh? guess u took it personal cos d cap fits.

Hey, i'll give u a friendly advice, pple here aint smiling, we mean business. If u need sum1 to massage ur zim Ego i suggest u go to d sexuality sectn. Nkhay?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 4:17pm On Oct 12, 2010
Got to say tho the " 1billion zimdollar for 1bread " phrase had me ROFLMAO.
Choi! LNGKMFH!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 4:12pm On Oct 12, 2010
montelik:

Don't take it personal, most of us are just a little touchy. Some of d crap that has been spewed (by both housemates and viewers) during this years bba has made most of us incredibly sensitive, which is sad. If you take your time to fully read this thread you will see why you received some of the reactions you have. Anyway, may d best woman or man win (Uti wink)

Abeg! Abeg! Abeg! Abeg! montelik i go shoot u , y u dey drink panadol 4 zimbos headache na. Lmao!!!!!

Buh serzly, i aint gna apologise for being patriotic to NIGERIA.

if dey dnt like wat they see on dis thread then they can go hug a transformer. I cdnt care less.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 4:01pm On Oct 12, 2010
It takes a FOOL to walk into d camp of d opposition nd deres only ONE way to treat a fool . . . . .IGNORE IT

Nuff said . . . . Back to d voting booth.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 2:12pm On Oct 12, 2010
Plzzzzz, we can have this convo on monday morning after d show.

For now, can we just  Ignore YinkaAde and handle  our business.

Trust me mumu FC has loadz of strategies, distraction is just one. Dnt fall for it.

BACK TO VOTING PLSSSSS:

BTW, anybody using mxit on d PC shud pls help SAgurl out.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 1:50pm On Oct 12, 2010
SAGirl:

Okay people, I've downloaded MXIT on my PC. But where do i vote? Where do i go because all i'm seeing is CHAT!

I'll be voting Lerato this side to try and counter Munya votes. It's going to be difficult to secure ZA for Lerato because we have more Zimbo's in our country that us, and South Africans don't care much for Big Brother so very few of us are voting.

I think hoping for Kenya and Tanzania votes is a bit unrealistic, especially from the way Uti has been treating both Sheila and Mwisho. So you need to find other countries to target. Still hoping for the best though!

Stankayy where u @?

@SAgirl
can u see "tradepost" on d homepage?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 12:45pm On Oct 12, 2010
@ shalom

I dnt knw exactly how it works on d PC buh on phones , u have to scroll down to TRADEPOST and then scroll down again to VOTING and then BBA. U get to click yes.

Havin done that u go back to the homepage and open BBA, u wd see d votin options there.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 1:34am On Oct 12, 2010
** Reporting for Duty**

No be small thing o.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 6:06pm On Oct 11, 2010
maygal:

pls guyz lets concentrate on d above mentioned countries, dnt underrate pc mxit download it on your lappi nd vote with various obodo http://www.mxit.com/download/#pc.Download God blez u guyz

In between each hour i suggest we use mxit to vote other countrys nd if it eventually counts as Nigeria . No wahala, it myt help if theres a tie.

@ Tolu Ade,
i quoted dat post so u can 1st download mxit, thats d only way to vote usin mxit.

Weldone guys, i'm glad we are postin less 2day. ALUTA CONTINUA!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 11:53am On Oct 11, 2010
Thats it fellas . . . . .i believe we all knw d drill now. Nuff said already, Lets stick to VOTING.

I don dey vex o, haha! Infact NO ONE Shud make more than 2posts on this thread evry hour. (Plssssssssss)

Big shout out to all d strategist in d house.

**now singin " I go dey VOTE sotey, sotey sotey, sotey , sotey. . . . .

OVER n OUT!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 9:18pm On Oct 10, 2010
Gaggi:

Why una dey vex na? Una nor like truth. Sorry o, Uti's brothers and sisters. Even if he wins which is impossible, u'll still get zero $$$ from him. Losers. cheesy

My dear dnt get it twisted, we aint doing it for d money or for Uti we are doing it for naija! , I REPRESENT N-I-G-E-R-I-A. . . . .Copy dat, nkhaay?


@ spade , on it, Lets all spread d word.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 9:18pm On Oct 10, 2010
Gaggi:

Why una dey vex na? Una nor like truth. Sorry o, Uti's brothers and sisters. Even if he wins which is impossible, u'll still get zero $$$ from him. Losers. cheesy

My dear dnt get it twisted, we aint doing it for d money or for Uti we are doing it for naija! , I REPRESENT N-I-G-E-R-I-A. . . . .Copy dat, nkhaay?


@ spade , on it, Lets all spread d word.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 9:17pm On Oct 10, 2010
Gaggi:

Why una dey vex na? Una nor like truth. Sorry o, Uti's brothers and sisters. Even if he wins which is impossible, u'll still get zero $$$ from him. Losers. cheesy

My dear dnt get it twisted, we aint doing it for d money or for Uti we are doing it for naija! , I REPRESENT N-I-G-E-R-I-A. . . . .Copy dat, nkhaay?


@ spade , on it, Lets all spread d word.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 8:27pm On Oct 10, 2010
Becos of those still throwin votes in SADCs direction i'll do a quick analysis of d situation

Uti had six votes 2nyt, he myt lose two out of it in d finals - Kenya nd Uganda

Kenya cos of sheila nd uganda because its east african nd they myt decide to support their neighbours.


Munya on d other hand had 9votes , if we obtain moz nd Gh , munyas vote falls ro 7, if he doesnt get TZ nd SA votes it further falls to 5


IF we can kurukerely guarantee 6votes for Uti( NG, Gh, moz, eth, Ang, ROA) nd HELP Ug stick with uti then d rest cd be history.

the Modus Operandi 4 dis week shud be- keep d ones we have, collect wat we lost , helep lerato nd mwisho win in their Obodos nd Vote massively frm Nigeria too incase it ends in a tie.

abeg dnt waste Uti paroles on SADC except Moz.

- back to the field : No time.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 7:32pm On Oct 10, 2010
Abeg make d "maga don pay" boiz wiv multiple addys pull dem weight o. NO dulling.

Mxit is faster nd easier, make we do d per hour web thingy nd shock am wiv mxit. Abeg! Abeg! Abeg!

Me i don dey go field be dat o . . . .READY TO VOTE ND GINGER PPLE TO VOTE. lets go there.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 7:26pm On Oct 10, 2010
l. luciano:

This whole arrangement is to make Naija vote en masse! See setup!


and we ar soooooo falling for it.

Oya pplz, we knw d KOKO, lets assume dat we didnt rily vote kurukerely last wk cos d outcome was obvious.

Na to enter format be dat o. Focus on  J3ns Obodo , our neighbours , asheee and woman beater Obodo.

Lets go all out . . .update ur FB status, tweet the voting link nd get frends to vote.

WE ARE ABOUT TO MAKE HISTORY . . . YES WE CAN-
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 7:09pm On Oct 10, 2010
Tati earned everytin she got, the tourism prize was for stayin in d Box for 35hrs whyl d money was for guessin d secrets of 2 HMs
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 6:06pm On Oct 10, 2010
So i'm finkin, two BBAs from now kaone nd his cricket dance troupe just myt be opening an eviction show .grin #okbye.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 6:01pm On Oct 10, 2010
^^** more firearms

Munya has survived 9(expect exaggerations) times, he deserves to win

Uti deceived Africa , he doesnt love sheila, its a strategy

The show is on . . .to be continued later. Lol
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 5:54pm On Oct 10, 2010
This show is sooooo predictable, imagine if there was a major upset like sheila gettin d highest votes on day91. Dat wd be very dramatic nd exciting.

Lmao! Relax folks , the probability of that happenin is zero.

Next week wd be rily hectic, but B4 dat lets get thru 2nyts show.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 5:12pm On Oct 10, 2010
montelik:

Good for Tati, at least she will leave with some consolation prizes. What is Uti's secret anyways?

sumfin abt havin a crush on Britney spears.

i think the clue is paparazzi and Rehab.  TATI n Munya talked abt the clue earlier but they didnt link it to britney spears or Uti.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by jejelolatu(f): 10:29am On Oct 10, 2010
Oh dnt even get me started on d BBA MISinformants.
i cd giv a few instances of bad reporting, yesterday afternoon, Tati was dancin wiv Uti, wen she was gettin too close, uti shouted Abeg, abeg abeg n ran away, on d BB website d report was dat, Uti was 1st in line in tatis arm but she quickly moved to Kaone. . . C'mon dats a world of difference btw the actual nd d reported news



Mwisho nd Kaone exchanged words yesterday, it didnt make d headlines.

They never report the times when Uti shouts to sheila for help anytime d gurls are playfully harassing him.

Sheila n Uti were up till 4am CAT gistin whyl evrybody was fast asleep, that hasnt made BBA headlines either.

The funny part is they aint even puttin up news abt Munya.

Imagine d blatant headline- "Bully becomes Victim." Thot reporters are supposed to be unbiased, dosnt dat headline create d impression dat they also believe dat Uti is a bully
?


Uti is in luck tho, cos his fans are die hard fans nd some are actually takin out time to correct d wrong notions on d website. So far, biggies tactics have failed.

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