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Business › Re: Naira Crashes To 288/dollar At New Official Market by jejemanito: 8:53am On Jun 21, 2016

Politics › Re: Profile Of Osagie Ize-Iyamu PDP Governorship Candidate In Edo by jejemanito: 8:13pm On Jun 20, 2016

Obaseki's CV swallowed this man's own in the same manner Moses' rod swallowed those of the Egyptian magicians in the bible

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Crime › Re: Death In Imushin: Niger Delta Militants Want To Invade Ogun- CP by jejemanito: 6:41am On Jun 20, 2016

If this true, "IF," then the NDA have metamorphosised from militants to terrorists

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Crime › Re: Photo: Evangelist, Three Others Arrested In Imo State For Stealing A 4-year-old by jejemanito: 5:32am On Jun 18, 2016

Nairaland have killed me!
Checking of names is now embedded in my subconsious
I am in trouble!

Music/Radio › Re: "Mama" L.T Tribute To Henrietta Kosoko by jejemanito: 12:07pm On Jun 17, 2016

Nice

Politics › Re: Wall Street Journal: Buhari Is Nigeria’s Problem, Not Its Solution by jejemanito: 5:52am On Jun 17, 2016*

blackpanda:
And so? If he brought 100 SANs nko
Quit this silly obsession with certificate. Everyone can see he is literate. The one that claimed to be a phd holder is the one that put the whole country in this mess we are today

Pls grow up! Good leadership is not by certificate

WTF did I just read?

If Bubu can break the number one basic rule of the Federal Republic Of Nigeria then what in seven hells gives him the right to be the general in the war against corruption?

It's like saying there is nothing wrong with having an illegal student as an SUG president

You're a disgrace to rational thinking

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Politics › Re: Wall Street Journal: Buhari Is Nigeria’s Problem, Not Its Solution by jejemanito: 5:50am On Jun 17, 2016*

delivite:
Take it easy fellas. I disagree with anything the western media says about Nigeria simply because it's the western media that said it. We can report our own news and know our own problems, thank you very much.

By the way, were they not just hailing buhari as the saviour Nigeria most desperately needed 1 year ago

Smh

If the phrase "thinking with your anus" was a human being, it had be you

So because Mourinho came to Chelsea with a reputation as a serial winner means Abrahamovic should not have sacked him when him became a serial looser dragging the team all the way to 16th position?

How much more PMB whose past reeks of failure (1984-85) and has now once again proven it was no fluke with his woeful performance from May, 2015 till date

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Politics › Re: Bombshell!!!!! What Nuhu Ribadu Said About Goodluck Jonathan by jejemanito: 5:47am On Jun 17, 2016

Politics › Re: Buhari Extends Stay In London Till Sunday by jejemanito: 12:55pm On Jun 16, 2016

Romance › Re: Guy Refuses To Pay For Friends Invited To Their Date By His Female Friend by jejemanito: 7:45am On Jun 16, 2016

FlirtyKaren:
Twitter user @KofoLagos yesterday shared this story about the time she got really pissed off cos a guy asked her out to a movie date, she agreed and invited her friends over for the date as well. Only for the guy to embarrass her by refusing to pay for her friends' movie tickets.

Do you think the guy acted wrongly? Kofo's story continues below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/guys-kindly-judge-this-this-babe-was.html

Read tweets from very bottom to top:

He did not embarass the girl. She embarassed herself

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 6:21am On Jun 16, 2016

Seun And Lalasticlala show love

Romance › Re: Seun Do You Now Support Plagiarism? by jejemanito: 11:56pm On Jun 15, 2016

This is heartbreaking. Just found out they have deleted Biafrabushboy's thread

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 11:45pm On Jun 15, 2016

samuelson06:
Are you an Indian?

Nope

Politics › Re: What Mean Lalasticlala?? by jejemanito: 11:23pm On Jun 15, 2016

omonnakoda:
What mean Lalasticlala?

Work on your grammar first

Then we had tell you the meaning

Politics › Re: What Mean Lalasticlala?? by jejemanito: 11:22pm On Jun 15, 2016

omonnakoda:
Please somebody explain me. What mean Lalasticlala? Is condom? or big snake

TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:55pm On Jun 15, 2016*

Lest I forget Side Source http://www.scoopwhoop.com

TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:52pm On Jun 15, 2016

And when another mod gives you another ban

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:51pm On Jun 15, 2016

When mynd44 dishes you a ban while letting the person you argued with go free

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:49pm On Jun 15, 2016

To all APC and PDP thugs that just wont give us a break on nairaland

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:47pm On Jun 15, 2016

When you are the only one to score an “A” in that course and they ask you how you did it

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:46pm On Jun 15, 2016

When that oversabi ITK in your class scores an F in a course

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:46pm On Jun 15, 2016

When you have no choice but to follow your GF to a hair dressing saloon

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:45pm On Jun 15, 2016

To the nairalanders behind you when you clinch the FTC spot

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:44pm On Jun 15, 2016

When a friend asks for his money back

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:43pm On Jun 15, 2016

A bad ass reply to the question “who do you think you are?” Just insert your name

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TV/Movies › Re: 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:42pm On Jun 15, 2016

When you are asked a question in class and you don’t know what to say

TV/Movies › 11 Game Of Thrones Dialogues We Can Use In Our Everyday Lives by jejemanito(op): 10:41pm On Jun 15, 2016*

Ever wondered how awesome it’d be to talk in the royal, classic tone of some of our favourite Game of Thrones characters? Imagine those subtle, snarky dialogues, filled with old-school poise, precision and occasional humor, becoming a part of your everyday speech! The results are sure to sound hilarious!

Here are popular dialogues from Game of Thrones that you can use everyday to keep things interesting! If you haven't already tried it, now is the time

1. When sh!t is about to happen

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 9:27pm On Jun 14, 2016

Gbola5:
S6 isn't entirely new material. Lots of storyline this season are adapted from storylines in the books they hadn't covered, or are covering at a different pace, heck in a different way. Besides they don't have access to worthy dialogue anymore. You can tell ! Tyrion for a fact !

CO-SIGNED!

Tyrion's scenes were particularly depressing

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 9:18pm On Jun 14, 2016

TYRION : Come on you two; have a cup of wine
MISSANDRE : We don't drink
TYRION : Until you do

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