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RomanceRe: A Letter To My Unborn Son(s) by jejemanito: 11:14am On Jul 11, 2016
Welcome To Nairaland
A Place Where A New Brand Of Stvpidity Is Birthed Everyday
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And I Are Having Misunderstanding Because Of Yesterday Match. by jejemanito:
1. Your Girl Is The Clingy Type And From My Own Experience, Clingy Girls Are Usually Those Sated In A Sea Of Inferiority Complex
2. You Sound Like A Coward, The Type Who Find It Hard To Look People Straight In The Eye And Tell Them A Bitter Truth. Your Girlfriend Asked You A Simple Question And Instead Of Telling Her 'I Am Going To Watch Match' You Told Her You Were Going To See Your Parents. What Brand Of Fvckery Is That?
3. Two Of You Need To Start Talking To Each Other. I Mean REAL CONVERSATIONS That Will Draw Out Your Hearts To Each Because From All You've Written Up There We Can Deduce That She's Refused To Accept Or Even Try To Relate With THE YOU IN YOU And You Are Just Too Scared To Tell Her
4. Or Just Maybe You Don't Even Like Her That Much 'cause Your Tone In Describing Why You Don't Want Her To Leave Gives No Impression That You Even Think Of Her As A Wife Material
RomanceRe: List And Pictures Of Nairalanders From Burundi, Ghana And Eritrea by jejemanito: 8:41am On Jul 10, 2016
The Federal Government Should Please Engage The Youths Through Job Creation
RomanceRe: Tynedria Meneweather's Pre-wedding Photos Go Viral by jejemanito: 11:12am On Jul 05, 2016
I Troway Salute To The Witches Wey Dey Ontop That Guy Matter
PoliticsRe: Buhari & His Son Yusuf At The Ramadan Break Of Fast Hosted Emir Of Daura by jejemanito: 10:15pm On Jul 03, 2016
My Own Is How Comes Zahra Is Always Overshadowing The Son?
The Last Time We Saw Buhari's Son On Nairaland Was 13 Months Ago
Foreign AffairsRe: 11-Year Old Daughter Of Nyanzi Playing With Condom Her Mom Taught Her To Use by jejemanito:
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RomanceRe: I'm Dying. by jejemanito: 8:19am On Jul 01, 2016
iamdurent:
Help me with tips to get over a _bastard, stopid, fvckedup sonofabitch i have a crush on angry

please serious advice. No bullsh!T angry

PoliticsRe: Abia:one State, 2 Govs- The Vanguard by jejemanito: 8:10am On Jul 01, 2016
9inches:
This guy looks familiar. Isn't he the president of Masters Energy?
BusinessRe: 800 Nigerians Sponsored By Dangote To Study Refinery Operations In India. PICS.. by jejemanito: 6:32am On Jul 01, 2016
dammytosh:
And some illiterate ask.

Is Dangote too not oweing ??

grin grin
BusinessRe: 800 Nigerians Sponsored By Dangote To Study Refinery Operations In India. PICS.. by jejemanito:
Missing Link
PoliticsRe: Quote Of All Time By President Buhari by jejemanito: 5:31pm On Jun 29, 2016
Mtchew
PoliticsRe: 6 Things That Happened In Nigeria’s 80’s And 90’s That Don’t Happen Now by jejemanito: 9:52am On Jun 29, 2016
We Have Heard
PoliticsRe: There’s A Cabal In Buhari's Government - Kwara APC by jejemanito: 9:49am On Jun 29, 2016
I Stopped Reading When I Saw Kwara State Chapter...
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Assassination Attempt Failed by jejemanito: 7:25am On Jun 28, 2016
GOSH This Is Gonna Whip Up Public Emotions And Draw Sympathy Of Americans Towards Trump!

If You Want To Know How Powerful That Can Be Take A Look At The Concluded Miss Nairaland Contest

Gosh!
RomanceRe: Check It by jejemanito: 10:31am On Jun 27, 2016
The Fvck Is This?
PhonesRe: Is There Any Sense In Paying For Ringback Tones (caller Tunes)? by jejemanito: 7:13am On Jun 27, 2016
The Most Painful One Is When You Load 100 Naira To Suscribe For MB And Fiam The Witches And Wizards At MTN Will Instantly Suck 50 Bucks Off Your Credit

CrimeRe: Stepmother Feeds Baby With Insecticide In Minna (photos) by jejemanito: 6:42am On Jun 27, 2016
If You Think Poverty Is The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man, Try Marrying A Wicked And Heartless Wife
SportsRe: Breaking: Messi Says He's Retiring From International Football by jejemanito: 6:38am On Jun 27, 2016
Tolexander:
hmmm!

What a very sad ending for his national footballing career!

He had a very excellent beginning for his nation winning the 2005 U17 and Olympic football tournaments in Holland and Beijing resp. incidentally beating Nigeria in the final of the two events.

I'm tempted to say if Nigeria had qualified for these football finals, Brazil 2006, Copa America 2015 and 2016, Messi would be celebrating 3 consecutive medals for his country this morning.

Messi please don't retire. Messi please fast and pray for Nigeria and Argentina to qualify against all odds and meet in the final of 2018 world cup so that you can celebrate a trophy playing for Argentine national team
Maybe The Gods Of Soccer Are Punishing Them For Cheating Us In 2005
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Quits Argentina National After Copa Loss by jejemanito: 6:35am On Jun 27, 2016
What A Coward
PhonesRe: Nigerian Parents Absolutely Hilarious On Whatsapp (with Pics) by jejemanito:
That First Chat Though
What Of The Girl Who Uploaded Phyno's Pic And Her Dad Was Like
DAD: Who Is That On Your Profile Pic?
DAUGHTER: His name is Phyno He Is A Musician
DAD: What is Phyno?
gringringringringringrin
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Red Squad Threatens To Destroy Imo Govt House, Oil Companies (photo) by jejemanito: 6:30am On Jun 27, 2016
What A Shame
BusinessRe: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by jejemanito: 6:04am On Jun 27, 2016
This's Sad
PoliticsRe: Avengers Ask Buhari To Conduct Referendum, Release Map Of Future Nations by jejemanito: 6:02am On Jun 27, 2016
Ugoeze2016:
Arexit

Odexit

Baexit

Ngexit

The exit continues....
Copy Copy.

Even When We Are Trying To Clear The Mess The British Created In 1914, We're Still Copying Them

And Yet We Say We Want To Be Free Of Their Grip
SportsRe: Back 2 Back Copa America Winner(chile) by jejemanito: 5:51am On Jun 27, 2016
I Troway Salute For The Witches Wey Dey Messi Village
Them Sabi Work Wella
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo Youth Council Visits Atiku Abubakar - Photos by jejemanito: 10:14pm On Jun 26, 2016
All These Useless Igbo Groups And Their Nauseating Way Of Playing Politics
Very Directionless Set Of Human Beings
Tufiakwa
PoliticsRe: We Will Ensure Strict Enforcement Of Cattle Grazing Law - Ortom by jejemanito:
Ortom, The Spineless Gov.
PoliticsRe: We Will Ensure Strict Enforcement Of Cattle Grazing Law - Ortom by jejemanito: 10:01pm On Jun 26, 2016
crixtex:
He is prohibiting cattle grazing... good...
?
PoliticsRe: The Eye Sore Of ABA/IKOT EKPENE Federal Road (PHOTOS) by jejemanito: 9:58pm On Jun 26, 2016
GEJ was a disgrace to both SS/SE. What a shame
RomanceRe: 10 Excuses Born-Again Christians (Guys) Give When They Can't Woo Ladies by jejemanito: 3:16pm On Jun 26, 2016
This is lame. By the way did you just say that your GF visited you for 2 weeks, slept on the same bed and you didn't touch her throughout her stay? For 2 weeks?!

Do we look like nursery school pupils to you?
EducationRe: Photos: Final Year OAU Student Dressed As A Sexy Nun Turns Heads by jejemanito: 9:12am On Jun 21, 2016
AirSultan:
This is a NILFgrin
grin por.n don rewire this one brain

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