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CrimeRe: Photos: Wickedness Of Man. See What A Woman Did To Her Househelp by jejemanito: 6:29pm On May 13, 2016
Sh!T
PoliticsRe: Okupe: "Obasanjo Forgave Me And I Kissed Him" by jejemanito:
Bro Code Number 31

Two bros are to exchange greetings with a handshake if they are near or a thumbs up if otherwise

A bro must never kiss another bro even if he's high on Oshogbo Weed!

Doyin Okupe is hereby charged to the Bro~courth (BROUTH) for breaking code number 31!

EducationRe: World's History: Some Ignored Warnings That Were Tragically Deadly. by jejemanito: 2:10pm On May 13, 2016
Arabiandude:
The thought of this makes me fear the curse that comes out of the mouth of a dying man.

They played better against Chelsea, and some persons felt the dead coach had been appeased or his curse won't work anymore, but they lost.

Again, they outplayed and outclassed sevilla, at the end, they also lost.

I wept and still weeping for benfica.
I'm telling you!

I scoffed at the story when I first heard it probably because I've never watched them play in the finals while growing

But after I saw they OUTRIGHTLY bastardized and outplay Chelsea and Sevilla in 2013 and 2014 respectively and yet still lost!, I knew something was fishy.
LiteratureRe: Nigerian Babes Read More Novels Than Nigerian Guys by jejemanito: 6:48am On May 13, 2016
Latty88:
Do you really have to say this? huh
Romantic novels do not stimulate the creative part of the human brain.
EducationRe: 12 Things Anyone Who Went To UNIBEN Will Understand Perfectly by jejemanito: 6:37am On May 13, 2016
Same for all schools. not just uniben
LiteratureRe: Nigerian Babes Read More Novels Than Nigerian Guys by jejemanito:
Latty88:
You are very right, I have also noticed that for a long time. You will even see novels in some ladies hand bags,just that most of the novels are usually romance cheesy
That's why they remain dumb. Not all but most

Salacious books do not stimulate ones creativity

Ladies and fantasies are like 5s and 6s

Sh!t that even ryhmes
CareerRe: 4 Truths About Dating A Co-worker by jejemanito: 6:32am On May 13, 2016
Yawns. Abeg who get matches? I wan warm soup
EducationRe: World's History: Some Ignored Warnings That Were Tragically Deadly. by jejemanito:
The Bela Guttman Curse

Bela Guttman, former coach of Benfica, after being denied bonuses for winning the European Cup (now Champions League), out of anger placed a curse on the club that "never in 100 years time will Benfica lift a European Cup"

This was far back in 1962 and ever since then Benfica have lost 5 Champions League finals and 3 Europa League finals

The curse's expiry date is due 2062, till then am afraid it's going to be a long gory wait for glory.
PhonesRe: Facebook Free Basics In Nigeria Launched In Partnership With Airtel by jejemanito: 12:30pm On May 11, 2016
AZeD1:
ISP's didn't not influence the government in India, the people did.
Free basics is a terrible idea as it is presently constituted and should not be allowed in Nigeria.
Can you please explain why free basics is bad?
RomanceRe: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by jejemanito: 8:50pm On May 05, 2016
E no go better for the person wey do you this thing
EducationRe: 22 Amazing Psychological Facts You Probably Didn't Know. by jejemanito: 9:39am On May 05, 2016
That "Joystick Envy" is fvking hilarious grin

Ladies in the house is it true?

I'm loving this recent trend of educative posts on NL

You have no idea how blissful I felt seeing up to 5 consecutive mind stimulating posts on frontpage earlier on

Lalasticlala keep up the good work.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Football Club: (champions Of England Official Fans Thread). by jejemanito: 3:21pm On Apr 26, 2016
Anyone who claims to be a fan of leicester is a perfect definition of an ASHAWO fan

Quote Me Anywhere
undecided
BusinessRe: The 15 Fastest Growing Economies In Africa 2016 — IMF by jejemanito: 3:10pm On Apr 26, 2016
Stvpid IMF

They're just bitter because we turned down their devilish loan
RomanceRe: Women, Can We Ever Be Faithful To A One Man? by jejemanito: 6:21pm On Apr 25, 2016
refiner:
....yea!...am always faithful to all d guys I once dated!

and it was great!....so I was and will always remain faithful to him!smiley
There is something immodest about your modesty. It announced itself undecided
FamilyRe: Parents, Please Always Preview Children Entertainment Materials by jejemanito: 6:15pm On Apr 25, 2016
This also reminds me of a dude that bought p@rn only to realize it was a gospel sermon

Lalasticlala help warn naija parents biko
FamilyRe: Parents, Please Always Preview Children Entertainment Materials by jejemanito: 6:09pm On Apr 25, 2016
nenergy:
Original copies of cartoons and children media entertainments are expensive, costing between (#2000-#5000), hence pirated copies (#100-#150) are selling like crazy.

I am not encouraging the purchase of pirated works, but when buying a pirated children's cartoon or educational videos, please preview it alone first before exposing your children to it.

A friend bought a pirates copy of "Tom and Jerry". It was a lazy Friday the kids where napping and we decided to catch a little action of the feuding cat and mouse.

30 minutes into the cartoon...like an interruption of scheduled program, a hardcore pornographic movie came on. shocked See us scampering for the remote, like it was a kill switch to an atomic bomb

Thank God the kids were not in the sitting room. Mummy would have explained; " why one aunty didn't wear her pant and was shouting..Harder! Harder!! Harder!!!"
grin
*faints*

ROTFLMAO!
EducationRe: . by jejemanito: 6:02pm On Apr 21, 2016
The silence of viewers of this thread is deafening
That says a lot about your write up.
BusinessRe: #PanamaPapers: 12 Firms Linked To Wale Tinubu by jejemanito: 7:20am On Apr 19, 2016
Someones name appearing on this panama list does not instantly make him a criminal

You guys should go read up the meaning of TAX HAVENS

Nigerians are darn ignorant
TravelRe: College Student Is Removed From Flight After Speaking Arabic On Plane by jejemanito: 6:55am On Apr 19, 2016
Caseless:
The neo-world order: it's a sin to belong to a certain language , race and religion.
blah blah blah

The blame is on ISIS, AL-QAEDA, TALIBAN, BOKO HARAM and all other good for nothing Islamic low-lives!

Not on any Neo-world Order bullshyte
RomanceRe: A nairalander release pre-peagent photos by jejemanito: 1:49pm On Apr 13, 2016
Abeg who knows if jumia sells fuel?
CareerRe: Do You Agree?yahoo Played A Huge Role In Reducing Cultism In Nigeria Institution by jejemanito: 2:07pm On Apr 11, 2016
amunkita:
U don't need to debate on this..
Is so glaring...
Your mates cant be driving cars nd u re walking on the streets with axe nd u feel motivated..
True... but your moniker really made me LOL. My igbo peeps will understand
RomanceRe: No Man Can Satisfy Toyin Aimakhu Sexually - Seun Egbegbe by jejemanito: 7:26am On Apr 08, 2016
This guy thinks he is disgracing toyin but truth is, HE HAS ENDED UP DISGRACING HIMSELF...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Abeg! Describe This Dress? by jejemanito: 7:16am On Apr 08, 2016
Dude reminds me of those days we pretend to be making I MINUTE CALL after getting our ass kicked silly
FashionRe: Guy & Lady Rocking Same Outfit: Who Wore It Better? by jejemanito: 7:04am On Apr 08, 2016
slyIsaac:
I like it better on the guy..... #teamguys all tha way
You sound gay. no offence
FashionRe: Guy & Lady Rocking Same Outfit: Who Wore It Better? by jejemanito: 7:00am On Apr 08, 2016
Who them help? are they selling fuel?
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Blasts Buhari Over' No Forex For Education':Ur Policy Is Awkward'(pics by jejemanito: 7:10pm On Mar 07, 2016
Buhari sounded like a COLD HEARTED DULLARD
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Celebrates His Mother's Birthday (Photos) by jejemanito: 7:09pm On Mar 07, 2016
no wonder!

the guy's childhood must have been so tough it ended up messing with his brain
BusinessRe: Oil Price Rises Above 2016 Budget Benchmark by jejemanito: 7:04pm On Mar 07, 2016
pacino26:
What does the ECA actually serve? From my question which was rhetorical bro I was imploring counting the chicks before the eggs hatch by our policy makers.

Hope you followed the outcome of the funds from last ECA, good news but our naira needs saving. We have to have a good BOP.

Take one bottle on my behalf, Hennessey to be exact I'll pay when 1$=1#.
grin grin
BusinessRe: Oil Price Rises Above 2016 Budget Benchmark by jejemanito: 7:01pm On Mar 07, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
Another Dagger drawn in the hearts of the IPOB Fools...
With the way you are going, if you are not careful your hatred for IPOB will end up giving you heart attack
BusinessRe: Oil Price Rises Above 2016 Budget Benchmark by jejemanito: 6:59pm On Mar 07, 2016
Hello are we supposed to be celebrating or what?

for fuq sake it only rose to $39 and it is not as if we are gauranteed it wont fall back
huh
PoliticsRe: Global Crude Oil Prices Rises Above Budget Benchmark by jejemanito: 6:54pm On Mar 07, 2016
$39?

mtchew
CelebritiesRe: Fashion Police Blasts Adaeze Yobo's Outfit:Your Outfit Is A 'Laugh Riot'(pics) by jejemanito: 6:47pm On Mar 07, 2016
undecided

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