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Romance › Re: Why Men Won't Stop Patronizing Prostitute (oloshos): Follow Up Thread by jejemanito: 11:34pm On Jun 13, 2016

Hmmn

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 10:47pm On Jun 13, 2016

Tonmen's stvpidity exceeds my understanding
He knows no one can defeat The Mountain in a combat
He knows what The Mountain does for his mum
Yet he outlaws Trial By Combat
What a baestard

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 8:27pm On Jun 13, 2016

Seriously the niggling censoring of words by Seun and his gang is so annoying

Ama charge you guys to a Trial by Combat!

I swear it by the old gods and the new!

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 8:16pm On Jun 13, 2016

"Where are the rest?"

"Bleep you"

"Really? Bleep you? those are your last words? Common you can do better"

PS: Fuccck who ever censored my words!

Celebrities › Re: Anna Banner Breaks Up With Flavour by jejemanito: 6:33pm On Jun 13, 2016

Beremx:
I pray you get married someday. Your beauty and brain you used in winning MBGN must not waste.

It has already

She's officially a tokunbo

No 'SERIOUS' man finds solace in eating left overs

Emphasies on 'serious'

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Celebrities › Re: 2face And Annie Idibia At Kenya's Giraffe Centre, Nairobi This Morning by jejemanito: 11:25am On Jun 13, 2016

EMMYLBANKS:
please are the both the buhari newly appointed ambassador to kenya

not Funny

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Politics › Re: 12 Personalities Who Played Key Roles In June 12 Election by jejemanito: 4:56pm On Jun 12, 2016

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 4:14pm On Jun 12, 2016

In the spirit of Valar Waiteris

"Of what use is the word 'extravagant' if it can not be used to describe a royal wedding?" ~ Olenna

Politics › Re: Age Qualification Bill Passes 2nd Reading by jejemanito: 9:13am On Jun 09, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage To Feature On E! Documentary by jejemanito: 9:02am On Jun 09, 2016

niggi4life:
I can predict all what she would talk about

she no go talk pass her career, her pikin, her boss and her mavin crew and the bulk of her topic go come dey on her former husband Mr TBillz, i just pray make she no go yarn twa twa for there about how d guy dey smoke igbo and take cocaine and about how d guy take yab her mama and papa

OGA PREDICTOR

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 8:41am On Jun 09, 2016*

JAMIE: A Lannister always pays his......

BRONN: Don't say it, don't fuuucking say it grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 8:39am On Jun 09, 2016

"You've lost Cersei. That's the only joy I can find in all this misery" - Olenna

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Travel › Re: 8 Disgusting Habits Displayed By Nigerians When They Return From Abroad by jejemanito: 1:25pm On Jun 07, 2016

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Threatens To Withdraw Bedc’s C Of O In Edo by jejemanito: 8:00am On Jun 07, 2016*

FG is threatning banks

Edo state gov. is threatning PHCN

Is this goblin of a governor not aware BEDC can only DISTRIBUTE what is GENERATED to them?

Mr man, if you have issues better forward a complaint to the Department of Rocket Science in the Federal Ministry of Darkness and stop making a nuisance of yourself.

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Politics › Re: Toyin Saraki, Zahra Buhari Meet Boy Who Was Brutalized By Step Mom In Kano. PICS by jejemanito: 7:52am On Jun 07, 2016

PrettyCrystal:
change is here

So this is the change...

It just won't be fair if I don't call you a ZOMBIE

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TV/Movies › Re: Meet The First Nigerian Woman To Head A Major US Television Network by jejemanito: 7:32am On Jun 07, 2016

feldido:
Come home and make our NTA great.

Even if hundreds of her kind come home PMB will still appoint a northerner as the head

TV/Movies › Re: Meet The First Nigerian Woman To Head A Major US Television Network by jejemanito: 7:28am On Jun 07, 2016

99.9999% of nairalanders knew before clicking this thread that the person will either be Igbo or Yoruba

If not because of Quota System, PMB for dey Obalende dey sell suya

Food › Re: Do Nigerians/africans Have Food Allergies? by jejemanito: 7:14am On Jun 07, 2016

vikel2104:
Lalasticlala, may this thread find favour in thy sight. Amen.

And after ONE YEAR it did

Politics › Re: Buhari May Extend 10-day Trip — Sahara Reporters by jejemanito: 6:27am On Jun 07, 2016*

APC media team be like

"Omenka your target this week is to explain to nairalanders why PMB's medical trip abroad makes sense despite allocating 3.8 billion naira to Aso rock Villa clinic"

"Get that done and we will increase your salary"

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Politics › Re: Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida Is Dead (Rumours) by jejemanito: 6:06am On Jun 07, 2016

Avalon316:
If he is dead ,he lived a good life. He did good too. He annulled the election everyone wanted annulled. If not that crook,MKO,would have ruled us.

Ibb the greatest.

Primary school children have taken over nairaland

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Politics › Re: We Want Pay, Not Solidarity Strike, Ekiti Workers Tell Fayose by jejemanito: 5:41am On Jun 07, 2016

mysteriousman:
H

But why?

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Politics › Re: We Want Pay, Not Solidarity Strike, Ekiti Workers Tell Fayose by jejemanito: 5:40am On Jun 07, 2016

Too little too late

Politics › Re: Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida Is Dead (Rumours) by jejemanito: 5:29am On Jun 07, 2016

YorubaHighness:
He died. And so? I forgot to tell him to greet Ojukwu for me when he gets to hell.

You just can't sleep well without taking a dig at Igbos. YOU JUST CANT

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Politics › Re: Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida Is Dead (Rumours) by jejemanito: 5:26am On Jun 07, 2016

dustmalik:
Bosso is in Niger republic, not Niger state, in Nigeria. So stop confusing yourself, thinking you are confusing anyone else.

You are the one confusing yourself with your ignorance. Bosso Minna is in Niger state.

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Politics › Re: Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida Is Dead (Rumours) by jejemanito: 5:22am On Jun 07, 2016

Cholls:
My brothers and sisters these man made a lot of people millionaires in Nigeria.........

And he also made MILLIONS of people KOBONAIRES

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Career › Re: Skye Bank Sacks 175 by jejemanito: 5:17am On Jun 07, 2016

SMH

Politics › Re: Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida Is Dead (Rumours) by jejemanito: 5:12am On Jun 07, 2016*

DaBullIT:
If he is , he lived a good life

Your brain will be panel~beated to factory settings if you ever voice this in the midst of Nigerians born in the 70's and 80's

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Politics › Re: Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida Is Dead (Rumours) by jejemanito: 5:04am On Jun 07, 2016

Politics › Re: Oil-rich Nigeria Is Ready To Implode. There's One Way To Stop It- Financial Post by jejemanito: 4:56am On Jun 07, 2016*

Me thinks the first place to be blown up should the Villa clinic at Aso Rock

What's the point of having a 3.8 billion naira facility if it's only good enough for signing medical referals to overseas?

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Politics › Re: Nscdc Arrests Leader Of Agip Bombing In Bayelsa by jejemanito: 4:54am On Jun 07, 2016

Wetin Army no fit do
Navy no fit do
Airfoce no fit
Na "www.nscdc. that's all" com fit do am?
Akuko!
They just picked up a random dude and started singing kumbaya

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Family › Re: 13 Comments That Prove Nigerians Have Absolutely No Home Training by jejemanito: 4:47am On Jun 07, 2016

lol

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