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herbie27:
Is obvious she was wondering how to get off the bus on those stains without you noticing.

Jeez!, So embarrassing.

Aswear, I Really Felt Guilty For Adding My Big Head To Her Bundle Of Discomforts

Aba Boys Have Done It Again
Respect!!!

Epic?

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Pidggin:
Fly away PMB

Fly Away Paul

Come Back PMB Come Back Paul

Come Back You Two Little Dull Birds

And Sit In Your House

And Did I Even Mention The Poison They Termed ' N200 For 2GB?'

Upon Say Na For Only 2G Network O, They Still Couldn't Resist Playing Dirty Little Tricks With It.

B4, It Went For 14 Days, Buh Go Figure

The Badstaards Have Long Reduced It To 10 Days

Watch Out, Soon It Will Be 7 Days

If They Continue With This Devilish Tricks Eh, The Thunder That Will Fire Them Is Test Running Its 4G LTE

Any Airtel Agent On Nairaland You Better Tell Those Asian Fvvckboys To Take Heed To What The Voice In The Wilderness Is Saying "REPENT!"

superfelix:
since when!

Exactly.

You Go Just They, They Enjoy Awoof And Outta Nowhere Airtel Will Start Shifting The Goal Post Once A Large Number Of Subscribers Are Chin-Deep Into The Data Plan

And Everyone Will Be Like 'Since When?'

That's Exactly Their Business Model

Ay04z:
u re on a long tin....... d best plan in Nigeria ryt nawvis go and get a new mtn sim....if u load any amount u get 500% bonus let assume u load 1000 u get 5000 naira bonus,oya subscribe for mtn 1000 for 1.5gig u will be giving extra 1.5gig to use for 1 month making 3 gig note ur 5000 naira bonus will b valid for 7 days but u can always extend d days buy loading 100 naira wen is abt to expire...hope did help hit like...

G Thanks Dude. I'll Give This A Shot

Truth Be Told, I Just Want A Fvvcking Reasonable UNLIMITED Plan!

Not The One They Will Be Telling Me To Pay 20k

Na Pesin Papa Salary Be That

Worst Still This Buhari Era

Ever Since Airtel Squashed The Unlimited Plan My Internet Experience Has Been Nothing But A Tart Soup

I Hate Being Caged!!


Airtel I Take Blood Of Recession Beg Una

Please #BringBackOurUnlimited

royalvalentine19:
you just sang a sweet song..

Wetin Man Pikin Go Do na

smithsydny:
My guy join tire for them.. I buy from resellers now.. Etisalat 5gig or glo 4gig.. For less than u can imagine.. I haff join bad gang against them.. Yiiiiiipeeee

Guy, Please, How Much Do You Pay For Such?

Danielomisco:
U mean 200naira buys 1.5gig??and we can download browse on web and do everythingi do that 1.500 for 2.500gig

Yes That's For Only 3 Hours A Night, The One You're Using Is For One Month

Mine Is Not As Beautiful As You Think, While Yours Is Not As Ugly As It Seems

Nigerian Network Providers for years have solidly built a reputation of rolling out data plans that come with a bible on the right hand and a KNIFE on the left

GLO will offer an affordable 100GB for N1000 but will make sure Jesus Christ's second coming happens before you can even use up to 1GB


What of MTN?

Etisalat tried initially but nowadays them just they behave like person wey them don rusticate buh still they hang around they form senoir colleague I no just understand their parole

Only Airtel, for the past few years, have managed to let decent bits of crumbs fall off Big Daddy's table by giving us tariffs that are both REASONABLE and AFFORDABLE

Sadly, only God knows the kind of 'rough-play' they are trying to perpetrate

Up till the first quarter of this year we enjoyed 3HRS UNLIMITED for a paltry sum of N200, unlimited!

From there to Smartrybe 1HR for 100 blah blah

Before they settled for N50 for 1GB nite plan

And now, out of nowhere *312# is singing another song that it's now 1.5GB for N200

I just tire!

Airtel why? why have you all of a sudden decided to join bad gang? why?

Brothers in the house, please, which data plan is 'BEST' of the pile of rubbish these God forsaken ISPs have to offer

Edakun, epp me

Emerikoss:
Get an ambulance for sick people ni,not dead people

If them use that same ambulance carry sick people them go die ni

Ayam not understanding

OK

Go hospital go tell them say you want HEARSE

when you go don dey there for like 20 HOURS, no be me go tell you wetin them they call am

HIGHII

[b]
Chai Anty Nancy I See You!

Bitch Was Even My Cousin Albeit Distant

We Didn't Have Housemaids So Some Of My Female Cousins Do Help Us With Chores Each Time They Visit, And There Was Nancy

On One Bright Sunny Saturday Afternoon, After She Done Wash, Clean And Cook, She Called Me Into The Sitting Room, Laid Down Flat Behind The Couch And Told Me To Mount Her And Be Swaying My Groin Kerewa-ish

The Thing Be Dey Pain Me O Buh Few Seconds Later, I Started Feeling A Sugary-sensation Around My Pee-pee

Omo The Thing Sweet Mah No Lie

What Saved Me Was The Arrival Of My Dad

You Had To See The Way She Jumped Up On Hearing The Drone Of My Dad's Bike

Na So I Take No Say Wetin We Be Dey Do Na Bad Thing

Buh After That Day She Never Tried It Again And I Kinda Felt Bad

'cause That One Little Romp Stuck With Me And For Years I Battled With Controling My Self Each A Female Cousin Visited

I Just Wanted To Fuc''k Them Esp Nancy Buh She Never Initiated Any Sexual Nuance No More

Na God Save Me Sha.[/b]

*Faints*
I Just Broke My Iphone 7 Plus While Laugh-rolling On The Floor!



Egusi Soup Haf Killed Me!