₦airaland Forum

Omenika:
Do we have a president in this country

robosky02:
guys what lesson should we learn from this

after 2 defeat?

waxxydude:
Madness.. Why couldn't they kidnap ladies and women?


Kidnap children to have sex

Conji's not from this world..

iyb:
South East wetin happen now why are you stealing electric cable. i thought you were industrious and enterprising and also the hardest working group of nigeria.

Right i remember now it is only in Thailand that your ingenuity comes out

AnusOdourInhaler:
This is just for Nairaland, offline is a gentle man behind it.

AnusOdourInhaler:
NB: You can call me mama's boy, it's okay...
Since before I graduated, my mom was on my neck, saying that, I must marry. Her reasons were that, she only have 3 of us, and she likes to see us married before she goes to great beyond..
That being said, I as a son that treasures his mother will like to fulfill her dreams.. Now, the problem is that, I'm completely newbie.. I see fine girls errday in the school where I'm currently undergoing my masters, but I got no balls to toast one, while time is running out..
How can I be a real man and get a GOOD girl in the school?

Aubrey1:
I can't find the death bodies oh!
Lalasticlala abeg gimme touch.

Berlyn:
Lala this could probably be us

BoiledHead:
Prostitute.

cramjones:
I wonder where the concept of prewedding pictures came about? Can't couples just show pictures of their journey? Must they specifically take shots before a wedding? Why do Nigerians Marry two times in some cases 3 times when their counterparts in other parts of the world marry once? Why can't we be proud of our traditional weddings? Have you ever seen an Israeli doing a Jewish and non Jewish wedding? Have you seen an Indian doing an Indian and then a white wedding? Why are Africans so stuupid? We are the poorest continent in terms of GDP per capita, yet go bankrupt and spend the most for weddings. Is there really hope for our fooolishness?

-CramJones