₦airaland Forum

20bc:
I would gladly assite you, but how am I sure your still a VI. I don't want to go there with the hope of seeing Chelsea's defence and at the end of the day I will see NDDC bor hole

Medley:
atlesst they are not deceiving themselves,what's the use for honeymoons after several honeymoons before now. Whats they to long to see

rottennaija:
If you ask me, I would say jega should do one more term and in the process implement electronic voting here. If the Constitution doesn't allow it, he should write a proposal to the National Assembly giving strong reasons why it should be included in the Constitution.

Obi1kenobi:
I would happily see Buhari and every man on my street turn gay and wed themselves if Nigeria as a country was a quarter as good as Luxemborg. How does it affect your life? Do you assume yourself better than him because you're heterosexual? Is your heterosexuality some kind of achievement?

Luedave:

WHAT IS LALA247? HOW MUCH IS IT? DOES IT WORTH ME BURNIN JUST 1CALORIE TO SEEK 4 IT?

younghartz:
Why shaking ur head?
Everybody aint d same okay!
I just can't come here lying that I love reading
Knwin full well I hate it

Am being honest
[b]Moreover reading dnt make you intelligent
[/b]I'm that kind of person wen taught something and I'm present in class,I can't forget it

BOLDIM:
Congracts to all the graduates. Still need to be educated on nairaland friends, meaning of words such as btw, mtcheew etc, how to post on nairaland and every other things to be known. Thanks.

younghartz:
if you want to make me sleep gv me a book to read. 2 mins and I'm off

MRBrownJ:
i use to date/fukc this Chinese gal for a few months back in Beijing, and one day i found out she put some add/profile on some site for single people looking for partners. I created a fake profile named "Chris", and contacted her. bullshitted her that i was an American coming to Beijing for business, looking for a gal to take out for heavy shopping and then take her back to my hotel for sex..... and that biatch agreed. so i said ok let's meet on thursday evening (knowing that she was suppose to meet me "Jay" that thursday), and she also agreed. then on the faithful day, she called me (Jay) and told me that she cant make it on our date because she had a late shift at the hospital or some BS like that. i said ok, then few hrs later i contacted her as "Chris" and told her that i couldnt make it because of some important meeting, and we had to reschedule...... and lo and behold, 10mins later that biatch called me (Jay) to tell me that she found someone to replace her at work and that we could finally meet. i told her to come to my place, and when she arrived i sat her down and ask her this simple question:"do you have something you want to tell me?" that gal said NO, that she loved me bla bla bla. so, after i realised she would never confess, i told her that i had a friend named Chris who was in town and he told me he was about to fukc her. she screamed that it was not her and that she could never do that, begging me to believe her that she loved me to death bla bla bla. i then open my computer and showed her the profile and told her it was me, and that i created it just to catch her. the gal started crying heavy crocodile tears, saying she was sorry and that she will "do anything for me to forgive her"..... the rest of the story is PG18 lol, but that was the last time i ever saw her.

SHARIAREPORTERS:
U can only get dis kinda structures in pdp states

tayebest:
Uniben student have always develop hate in reading since time immemorial!

mysyto:
uni Ilorin....