₦airaland Forum

Damentia:
Nice thread....I was really scared of making any online investment at the beginning of the year due to some of my past experiences,but after going through an online journal about how to sell on Amazon as a non-US resident i decided to give it a try,I created an online store their,got some funds and made orders from chinese websites,listed products,the sales was really massive.

Shibaraba:
They will come. I'm sure. Just ask them to calm down.

BiafraBushBoy:
I think mine should be more of Empathy...

I tend to believe people once they become emotional... Turning me into a father Xmas...

Right now; if you need help, you must prove it beyond reasonable doubts!!!!!!!!!

galadima77:
Just try not to turn ur back on them. I have triplets that are almost a year old...just imagine sitting before all 3 when they're in the spirit to play. If you even remove batteries from remote and hand it to them, one of them gets pissed.

One now knows she has to lift the bottom of the cup to drink its contents...but wouldn't check if there's anything in it.

The list is endless

Bloomingbud:
Presently we don't have touch lights in my house again because my children derive pleasure in breaking them,

kitchen is their favourite spot, we shout from morning till night so they don't eat dirty shoes,
they fight over every single item they are playing with including my purse, handbag and even empty drink can

Phew

Twins?.... Cute
They are just 10 months old.

NoToPile:
Lool he wants all the techy gadgets to play with and then is attracted to the following too

Remotes
Phones
Decoder
Stabilizer
Extension
Christmas light( he traced the lights to where we plugged it)
Infact anything thats bling bling or brings out light
Anything Paper

So I decided to give him one old spoilt chinko phone to slam on the ground as he desires, the lil dude later figured that it doesn't bring out light on the screen like ours so it doesnt catch his fancy again

Children of these days ehn

Shibaraba:
I've got boys

First one loves the Benz so much he literally slept in it. Once o saw him doing zoom zoom on his sleep. I fear

The second as I speak my Christmas tree is condemned. Christmas lights broken. Remote not working. Upon babyproofing. All my sandals under my chairs. Books are snacks. Leave your phone for 2 seconds meet it in the toilet.

He is just 7 months

Yemike:
He just wanna relax His muscles.

It's not easy to be in that heavy costume.

OlaSammie:
I was shortlisted to write the NNPC/TOTAL Scholarship Scheme exam and I have no idea the type of questions that would be asked.

I'll appreciate useful information from Nairalanders who have once written the exam.

Mods please move to front page. It will help other nairalanders preparing for the same exam. Thanks.

EbukaHades10:
And a 17 year old in Nigeria will be looking like Mama madu.

LeeMason:
We have been diversifying from oil since 1999, yet no visible proof of it.

Liliyann:
Your mates are spending more than that on their girl and you are here crying coz of 500k!!!

If you are truly in love with that girl, everything about her should come first!!
I can't date someone that doesn't have the welfare of my family at heart!!
So, you allowed her to use the money to settle family issues when you could have done it as her boyfriend!!

You are such a pathetic broke ass guy!
Free that girl so that she can be with someone that loves and value her!!

JasonScoolari:
On behalf of the Gentlemen association of Nairaland, we hereby induct you into the brotherhood hall of fame. You've made us proud by placing the cheap bitcch were she truly belongs.

Make no mistake, more pussies may come your way pretending to hate money and also very caring, but never let your guards down. Drill their pussies without mercy and send them the trademark text message.


P.S; "Do not go about giving them your ATM" for this is the 3rd commandment with promise.

vbang:
I ve got better procedure for enlargement n is natural dnt nid to spend a penny. I ll share soon am tired now.

Kalashnikov102:
My people una dey see that G so Naso oluwa wan take bless me and you

Biodun1929:
Definitely over a 100. I ain't proud of it, but that is just the fact. The funny thing is that I was a virgin till 25...I am currently in my early 30s.

id911:
97% of Nigerian light skin ladies are Aba made. If you know you know