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Here is the laptop picture for sale "ACER"

Negotiation is acceptable

Acer Aspire 5310 Intel Celeron M
Window Vista Basic can be upgraded
No Webcam, Bluetooth faulty
1 GB RAM
64.7GB HD
No Battery but can but one for replacement
Selling for 55,000 and 1 year and 6 months old
Contact me on this line 08074834897

Best JOKE ever, crack your ribs either, made it to the top i am on nairaland front page either, moderator called me the best and nairaland citizen are surprise i made it, its success.

Hi Nairaland Citizen, One Republic
I am just trying to settle down in this new found country and got the best laugh of my life, I love this country (Nairaland).

Apology to all elders, moderator, student and advertiser of nairaland, i am just being naughty.

Can I give my number so that we talk to my dad and at least help a brother.
Please no insult, i hate to be insulted cos no one is above mistakes. I also reside in Nigeria.

Anyone who cares please should help me and we may meet too cos am confused on how to go about it.

My father response after so much perciation from me and the elders was that i am mentally imbalance and pychocologically down though i am not convine of this bcoz i know him but he is aware of my problems.

What i want right now is you guys to tell me how i can go about without feeling guilt and i ve decided to remain in my dad house irrespective of what i ve done. I don't care if he kill me, all i want him to know is that i am sorry.

I done apologizing but felt bad about the act, he is the only one i have. My wife is shit and don't even give a dam about the children coz, am kind of feeling i don't own those kid after seeing her with another woman doing that thing. This world is making me insane

My dad own the TV after all am in his house but the match is important and he knew it anyway.

My Dad overpassed his boundry this time, he switch off the tv while i was watching Nigieria Vs Argetina and he wanted to watch NEWS.
How do I apologis?

What will you do if you caught your wife cheating with another woman after giving you 3 children and staying with you for so much time with you about 10 years.

Dam my heart is lost of word, i am just confused on what to do.

I have 50,000 deal

50,000 deal and your contact info plssss

I am 19th Jun. Huuuuupppy Betday for all juno

Really is not about bein focus, it is about connected in the Church, with that first class info come to you easy about the Church and of coause some divided too. Churches in Nigeria has move away from it original context to another context.
One sole reason had to do with the poverty and tradition in Nigeria. One thing that bother me most is the pastor lifestyle and i would sit in a church something is wrong and i say for the sake of God i wil not look at what do pastor is doing,i would just mind my own business, it is shit.

Instead of changing from one Church to another y don't you stop the church thing and read your bible from home and every other day go pay your offering and tithe cos every other church is just the same as the other.

Pretty sorry

Before i have to amke a call to you, pls i want ask
Is it a modern type of laptop and can you post the picture so that i can get a view of what am buying.

Urgent

We all know God as a problem with the Devil then he was thrown out of heaven. On getting to planet earth he pull man into the mess by deceiving eve and adam. Now If God had to destroy the Devil, he will have to reconsider His actions coz man is also involve.

So back to the question what is Man to God and to the devil?

Why is it that man is the center of battle between God and the Devil?
For example God created us, made beautiful home for us and the next thing the Devil got provoked or something and drag man along?

Please constructive answer bro & sis

40k, a deal

Really it hard for you but remember your wife is good nothing wrong. One thing here for you to do is for you to involve her in the changes that is shaking you up. Seems to me you have not been carrying her along and also the family. Though it going to take sometime but sure things are going to get better. I what to ask, the standard you set is it for you or for the family?

And if it happen to be about you, how you want your family and the rest to look like not involving them into it, then you have the blame and stop pushing your blame to someone else coz you the driver.

Note: No One Know better than you, you know what to do.

Nairaland is just a recipe you need like your multivitamin, blend with the local and the foreign scenes just can't fathom the idea behind it, very unique and anonymous in nature, in short it is natural n provoking with humor.

Facebook sucks, fakers but anyway it connect me with friends.

Hi my friend is good to settle with ur parent and all the people involve with the relations bcus what an elerly man see while sitting down, you cannot see it when you cramb irokotree. pls, my friend i advers u to go to them, reason with then, if they accept it go ahead, but if they refuse, try to unstand the consiquencis.

This is another kind of it own. If it true he has to pay 800,000 for such tour to America i wonder how hard it is for him here. With that kind of money and no hope there is something wrong with nigeria.

Prayer is beyond the scope of the situation in Nigeria and i wonder what change this country to a better one.

I am not surprise at all the Pastor is keeping mute to such situation.
Please i want to ask this simple question, what is the diffrent between this Pastor and other politician whom or the other have seen Yar'Adua and keep mute?

No diffrent

From my best knowledge i think the pastor has reached it prime and is going down the lane, i hope it does not get worst than what we seeing to today?

But watch out for this: Why will the Predident called out for Imam and Pastor? There is something fishing in this process. Another mass deception for religion followers who see men of God as Idol instead of clinching to God himself.

And do not get me wrong, there is nothing wrong for any notable men to see the president but the situation around the president thing itself make it wrong, it look as if the masses are just pack of poo who don't need to know just selected people.

Divorce is shit, Nothing good comes out from it. I don't realy understand retard people, how they envolve, they blind. emotion is burning your brain up instead of understanding. Animal are more perfect in their dealing while human keep modifying from perfection to imperfection. I ve come to learn that two enenmies kept in the same room become friends overtime. One side said if it is not working get out. Go out there, there are still the same nothing work fine, you make it work for you.

@Kgdavid
NO,
Let just leave that way for NOW.

@Kgdavid
Well i don't have much to say about Mikel and Song anymore but we will see it all in South Africa how that Messi you think cannot be compare to Mikel will unfold, even Maradona had trouble goin thru with Nigerian playaz and if arsenal starlet can also handle/curtain messi, i wonder what you talking about and rmember is a common foe to Nigerian player just like it former boss with world claims and they always perform less than expected. If he had the head like Mikel n Song let him come to premiership.

@Kgdavid
Well i don't have much to say about Mikel and Song anymore but we will see it all in South Africa how that Messi you think cannot be compare to Mikel will unfold, even Maradona had trouble goin thru with Nigerian playaz and if arsenal starlet can also handle/curtain messi, i wonder what you talking about and rmember is a common foe to Nigerian player just like it former boss with world claims and they always perform less than expected. If he had the head like Mikel n Song let him come to premiership.

Most ppl seem not to know the diffrence btw these two players. In my opinion is that that mikel is better than song. trophy wise, and playing wise. How? Mikel a goal getter, song a dreamer n remember anyone can play in arsenal not like chelsea, you fight to get what you want and not just experiment. If i had to construct a team mikel will be a key part to it only is given is natural position but if i had to compare mikel to anyone it either to be messi, C. Ronaldoh n probably fabrigas (this guy is even over rated.)

She is a christian but i can bet my money not being because her attitude is absurd i.e. kind of illogical and also from ester part of nigeria Akwa Ibom precisely. Her family background is poor