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ObidientFC:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/lagos-ranked-second-worst-liveable-city-in-world/

This article is so spot on especially that island side of Lagos. Is the most terrible place to live in. Flooding, bad/poor urban planning (almost all their market are sited close to a junction, bus stop, even lounge or hotel), traffic situation is helish, you can use up to 8 hours from sangotedo to Ikoyi when it rain or when there is fuel scarcity that is just withing island. I have been exploring other cities like Ibadan, Oshogbo, Abeokuta, Onitsha, Owerri, Enugu to live in. Ibadan dey catch my fancy Sha.

At op. Don't breakup but keep her as an experiment in a science lab. Just keep studying her, learn how women hunt so that you can have a fore-knowledge how dey operate from a very young age and use it to gain leverage on her and other ladies if you decide to go bad though I don't wish so. Just play along. Make it fun and again cancel your feeling for her but watch over her how men pounce on women and how women metamorphose to become something that your mind can least imagine. You can write a book about it.

Op stop abeg, if nah joke stop am now. That omotoshun brought Olamide to lime light! That shows you were limiting your view to your street alone. I knew Olamide before Wizkid, funny is that Wizkid was the underdog in that song. Eni Duro was a bigger hit to Omotoshun anytime any day. Omotoshun was what made Wizkid endeared to the street. Eni Duro was played to far north. I did my secondary school in the north. Alaba boys did wonders and Danfo Drivers were all stars duo ask anyone who travel wide in Nigeria.

baretalk:
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You nowa jam. I was harrassed by SARs at ajah Under-bridge for having a laptop. I left it at the back seat as I was coming home late at night, SARS stop me start asking silly questions and that they are going to deal with me even with their there gun I challenge the idiots if I am not old enough to own a laptop if I can own a car what is a laptop. Guy say what you know o.
SARS has been disbanded...we know they are rogue officers, but Buhari or EFCC boss did not send them to harrass legitimate laptop owners, only yahoo boys and criminals are afraid when seen with laptops. Talk like you have sense please...we know they are overzealous officers, same way there are very dumb gullible Nigerians.

SARs was disbanded in 2020 if I am not mistaken. I was talking when they were still in full force before they were disbanded. Those idiots made me had an accident at Oke Ira Nla bridge along addo road. I am giving you real places not them say! Them say!! It happen to me and I no be yahoo boy. Report the case at Langbasa Police Station and Ajiwe Police Station them both denied it that them don't know the SARs unit that came for operation in their jurisdiction. In short two days ago them still harass me at FESTAC they ask me fooling questions like if I had dollars on me cause my friend missed his flight we had to come to festac come chill. Guy say weti you know. As I said again you nowa jam. Just try wear your Christmas clothes with a nice ride come ajah stay for a week if you won't be arrested like 2wice before them know your face I own one chill Heineken at away lounge.

baretalk:
Pandora man now sounding dumb like his online pawns, we all know it's Yahoo boys they are going after...no one harrases you for owning laptop lol.

You nowa jam. I was harrassed by SARs at ajah Under-bridge for having a laptop. I left it at the back seat as I was coming home late at night, SARS stop me start asking silly questions and that they are going to deal with me even with their there gun I challenge the idiots if I am not old enough to own a laptop if I can own a car what is a laptop. Guy say what you know o.

Astrokid911:
Hmmmm, I no dey always comment o Sha today I go post.

I'm 5 ft 9,( ajebutter barrack boy) fair and since from small na him Dem dey call me fine boy. Well to cut the long story short, I met a girl in school. She stays not too far from my apartment, so we became friends, after weeks we started dating, not too long I was introduced to her younger sister.

Although no sparks at first, we were always together as she became my friend, I broke up with the elder sister months after dating not because of the younger sis o but because our differences was too much.

A year later, the younger sis and I grew so fond of each other so I asked her out, she rejected but accepted one day. I got confronted by the elder sis Sha. I pleaded with her not to stop our affairs she agreed, but now omoh the girl no one see me for eyes she dey vex with the younger sis anyhow I don't know what's happening she wouldn't even greet me and now she's trying her best to keep us apart.

What should I do?

You ain't thinking properly. Let them be. Forget about the relationship if you love the younger sis cos if you don't you are creating bitterness/rift between two sis cause of your raging homones. And if you insist some of your homies won't want you coming close to any of their girls either their sis or girlfriends, your aura will stinks of bad decision making and characters. Anyway that just little of the iceberg, in the future you might take on fucking your own daughter, people wife, anything under skirt.

By the way do not forget to get your pvc and vote for Peter Obi that might be the only good thing you might have done for your life.

lexy2014:
Next time u enter hotel, just go ahead and start touching women on their thighs in order to woo them

You still don't get it. I am not talking about the part where he touched the woman. I am trying to educate some people why hotel is synonymous to prostitution in this part of the world which ought not to be so but fact is it's what on ground here in Lagos other places might be different. I am speaking base what is real here.

I don't know what transpired between the woman and the man until we see the CCTV footage until then there is nothing we can lay claim on. Even if she is a prostitute as some claimed she deserves respect and not to be touched inappropriately. But I must state that I care less about prostitute or what happened to them, the same reason why some people do not give a fly f%©k about them if anything bad happened to them, as busy as eko hotel is there should have been an immediate response but just maybe she is a prostitute so no one care that the environment we are. So if you see some people say some thing try and understand what environment they where coming from, what is obtainable there even if it wrong. Up-till now I still don't understand why the western world hate polygamy but promote LGBT rights forgetting me wanting polygamy relationship is also my right. Guy just understand your environment. I can go on and on with real experience what has happened to me, try and see on both ways untill we get better (proper education)

kioski:
It's such a shame that in 2022 we still have people like this who have their fathers' mindset that hotel is synonymous with prostitutes. May God bail you out of your abject ignorance.

Actually hotels in this part of the world is synonymous to prostitute though it ought no to be so. Sometime some of you woke or learned friends without experience should understand the environment you are. I can't stand in ajah bus stop and be pressing my phone even if the police station at Ajiwe is just a thrown-stone away from ajah under-bridge..first thing first my safety at all cost even I know the police is paid to protect me but we know the history.

There is nothing wrong if anyone says any woman you find at the hotel are prostitute. No be him fault, nah the environment and what he has seen most times that he has base his judgement and which is 90% true. If nah lie take a stroll toward any hotel around you in Lagos and state otherwise. That's why I escort my female friends to the hotel whenever they have a job in any hotel in Lagos.

Fact hotel are not synonymous to prostitute but in this Lagos, what I have seen Hotels are synonymous to prostitute and you as a woman if you find yourself in such place threat carefully.

SugarGirl44:
One question please.
How come the Anambra he governed is still so underdeveloped despite his 'great' ideas?
Or are you telling me he loves Kaduna more than his own state?
If he can't make small Anambra the envy of other states by his ingenuity, how does he want to handle Nigeria?

If really he was so successful as a governor, ibo people should have started trooping back to Anambra when he got power, but the reverse was, and is still the case.

You can't tell me the only reason you guys support him is just based on his empty promises, not because of recorded achievements and antecedents.
How then is he different from buhari and other naija evil politicians?

I think it's more sensible to say your only reason for wanting him is because it's the turn of the SE to be president, but y'all want to act like you're not tribalistic.

Anambra underdeveloped! Among the state in Nigeria except Lagos, Kano, Ogun, Oyo, Maybe Port Harcourt/Delta no other state can be compare to Anambra. That's the business hub of the east you are talking about. That is self made from ground zero without the help of the FG. No state come close.

Anyone who vote Yahaya Bello should have his head examine. There is no different between him and Buhari. In short Buhari will look like an angel beside. He has nothing to offer even talking about him dey make me vex. You guys should take a walk to Kogi state to verify things yourself. He is a Capital failure. He is just making whole lot noise so that he can get a ministerial seat. Werey dey disguise.

I must commend the Pastor/church for a good job . Even with his kind gesture I hope you Muslim can see that he is being criticise by some here not because they hated him but because there have to be a check and balance to this thing. We want to know if he is doing this cos for media attention or he is doing it through pure of heart. Simply put we want integrity, professionalism and accountability. It make us better. When you see christain argue about their prophet or anything concerning the Bible take it or leave it cos we want to know better so that no one will come and teach us nonsense.

In as much I commend CAN for calling out all Christian for protest but this protest is not well thought out for me. Calling Nigerian out for protest along religion line is a prerequisite for disaster in the nearest future. What about Nigerian that are not Christian who find themselves in this kind of situation that happened to Debbie so they all on their own. Not every Muslims support this killing, same goes for other people who are not Christian but has condemn the killing. CAN should have call for people of all nation to protest irrespective of tribe, religion or color to come out.

It amazing that some of these Moslem don't understand shit about Islam. You claim Allah created everyone and yet when your prophet a man for that matter like every other person is insulted you all go on rampage destroying or maiming Allah own property (human). If you can't respect life itself then you don't respect Allah, same as you don't respect your prophet who was appointed by Allah. What kind of insult can someone made that will make Allah go mad, a mighty being that is all knowing, the beginning and the end. I don't think there is any kind of insult they can make Allah burn the world except he is like every other human like us and he is also limited like us but He is not. Then the people practicing Islam have a problem, they need a new testament than what they have now. The teaching of Islam in Northern Nigeria is so faulty and to an already hostile environment like the Sahel region created room for extremism. Solution therefore is to deradicalise the populace by promoting program to reduce the effect of extremism through Islam by preaching love using upright gentleman as great example who promote peace than violence and reducing the power of the of imam can weigh. Education and family planing should adhere to strictly. And the least the government should start depopulating the core North.

I want to ask the ladies please why is that when you get caught you all always use this words as use for the OP "please don't tell anyone in your house". Please ladies can you give us an indebt explanation to this words. Guys stay out of this women are wired differently so I don't need guys explaining it to me.

Even landladies don't like renting out their apartment to ladies. Them no want hear at all. And from personal experience women don't like paying bills. I just don't know why.

Wow it amazing how pips in this forum have gone low. Polygamy is a form of marriage, freaking legal in this part of the world. Who likes a cheat? Guess what lowlife Nairalander. It doesn't make sense to prefer a cheat to one who want more wife. Some monogamous homes are as hell as a polygamous homes. Some of you should cut the crap. Are some of the Yahoo boys, touts, cult gang, prostitute and other despicable pips around not from monogamous homes. Some of you will just open your mouth waaw without proper thinking before saying things. Polygamy as it's bad side but can be properly manages same goes to monogamy. You see a cheat I hate the most. A cheat is a cheat it has nothing to do being polygamous. A polygamous man is someone who has more than one wife. Men who want more then one wife will go for such marriages but a cheat is a dishonest and disease carrier lowlife scum anywhere you find them.

Actually there is nothing wrong with the Sterling Bank Ad. It a metaphor. By the way I want to ask those who are throwing tantrum everywhere over this ad what is wrong with the ad exactly? Is it because Agege bread is cheap and almost everywhere in Lagos maybe Nigeria or if the handler should have used a more expensive bread or a foreign bread from Israel will guys will still be this angry over the ad because I am not getting it or because it cannot be done to Islam so you felt your religion is being disrespected, because no one has really explain why all the violence over an ad that aptly explain his resurrection.

Can someone please explain to me why we are angry over the bank ad?

Op, What exactly did your wife do? What changes has she made that made you want to divorce her? Changes correlate changes that is for you to have seen changes you too has changed. I don't know what happened but in marriage you have to enforced positive change no matter how shit the other partners is. By the way the strength of love/friendship/loyalty/duty/marriage/character or whatever, is not when things are rosy but when things are rough and yet still stand in the mix of uncertainty to steady the tide against all odd except threat to life. Marriage nah for people wey them train well.

Greenarrow01:
Boss
Good morning
Pls do you stay in epe
Cos I am thinking of a serene place
But with good light

Do you think epe has good light?
And how much will a decent 2bed go for here ?

House is cheap in epe. What I observe through out my 1 week stay there, was more than 12 hours light is guaranteed.

LagosInter:
That post housing etc that is flooded?

God forbid

Virtually there is no place in Lagos that is not flooded during raining season. What you should be looking out for is if the the social infrastructure is Atleast above average and value for money.

Yaba, Surelere, Ogba, Ikeja, Festac, Ago Palace, Egbeda, Abule Egba, Maryland, Anthony, Some part of Obanikoro and Palm Groove, Wilmer Street (Ajegunle), extreme cases like Iba (the army housing eatat is nice), Epe is bae if you like a quiet ambient kind of environment and finally ikorodu towards the local government side, ebute and itamaga side.

What going on here! Why are there so many pot belly men everywhere?

Once there is no medical report that they were both deaf and dumb then all nah stage. They should have been a third party way that is not their religious inclined to corroborate their claims. Church has gone scientific no medical report and no third party then nah staged.

perambulator:
I am no fan of Reno, I regard him as a self serving opportunist but he is a very Intelligent man who preys on the gullible (of which there are many in Nigeria....and makes money of them through his social media platforms by being deliberately controversial!!

However, on this he is consistent. What he is saying is that the war between Ukraine and Russia is not your war!!! They don’t care about you so you shouldn’t care about them. In his first post he said their war is not your war and in this post he is giving evidence why it shouldn’t be your war!!!! They don’t care about you, they put their interests first and Africans should learn to put their interests first!!!!!!!

It’s not your war…mind your business. When America got rid of Saddam it gave birth to Terrorism in Nigeria, there are more victims of Islamic terrorism in NIgeria than ANY other country in the world, even the America that invaded IRSQ and destabilized the region has not seen a fraction of the deaths we have seen in Nigeria as a result of their invasion of IRAQ!!! !!!!! We did not know terrorism before US invaded IraQ, it turns out Saddam was serving a purpose!!! When the west got rid of Ghaddafi it gave birth to Fulani herdsmen in Nigeria, we didnt have armed herdsmen until they sacked Ghaddafi and his ammunition ended up in the hands of herdsmen. When are we going to borrow ourselves brain? Nigeria should start to use their brains. The west, the Us, Eu, Ukraine and Russia DO NOT GIVE A FU*K about you, they think of us with contempt!!!!!!!!! Stop taking panadol for another man’s headache. There is an ongoing War in Ethiopia, you don’t care, it is war in UKraine that bothers the mentally enslaved Nigerian!!!!!

Thank you bro. Abeg send me your address make I waybill one HERO Ledger Beer to you. I would have add to what you just said but no need for that. My country people no want see the writing on the wall.

Yadid:
The team that Ibra played in is more balanced than this one sir/ma. Don't compare at all.

Manchester United Current Squad
United starting line-up: De Gea; Dalot, Varane, Maguire, Shaw; Pogba, McTominay, Fernandes; Rashford, Ronaldo, Sancho. Substitutes: Henderson, Telles, Jones, Lindelof, Wan-Bissaka, Hannibal, Lingard, Mata, Elanga

Manchester United 2016/17 Squad
United Starting line-up : De Gea, Valencia, Blind, Eric Bailey, Rojo, Pogba, Ander Hererra, Fellani, Mata, Ibrahimovic, Martial
Substitutes: Romero, Rashford, Lingard, Rooney, Carrick, Mkhitaryan, Phil Jones, Damian, Young, Shaw, Depay, McTominay, Schnelderlin etc.

Chai you are correct!! Irrespective of that C. Ronaldo should play for the team than for personal glory. Ibra is still doing wonders in AC Milan with unknown or inexperienced players in Italy.

Ince on point on this one. There is clear difference when Ibra was in Man-U everyone flourish compared to Ronaldo another senior man wey supposed lead by example and Ronaldo should tone down his personal glory he has gotten everything in football already. By the way he is 37, he should be more of a team player more than ever

Anyone who say he is shocked about this situation or that by now someone should have reside doesn't know the kind of country he/she is living. Since everything good has been thrown out of this country then we are in for such situations like this. The moral decandance, the unpratriotic citizen, the Nigerian greed (stink to highest form of anything), the uninformed graduate (very gullible, no will power, hardest people to reform) and extremists religious people, this country is so bleeped that the brightest mind are leaving enmass and no one is talking about it. We are in for a long ride.

backbencher:
Low fuel prices due to subsidy led to breakdown of refinereis led to us refining fuel abroad in bad refinereis, which led to this

Subsidy must go so that profits would be available to build and maintain standard refineries.

If you want good quality you pay for it.

Explain with figures and backup documents please. I am waiting. Am not sure you know how this things work.

obynzo:
Oga what was on ground? dude stop all the lies abeg. it was Fashola that gave some dynamic to Lagos nit Tinubu

My questions are what did tinubu do when he was Lagos State governor, we all know he want to become a president and want our vote. All I am asking are - what are his policies when he was Lagos State governor? What was on ground befor he become a Governor? After he left as a Governor what business did he do apart from politics and since he is a wealthy how has he given back to the society? If I am to give him my vote I like to know this things, I don't care if he is older than buhari, all I want is someone better than what we have right now shey you get

Golan007:
Even if you were told with solid evidence would you believe?

If I didn't what to know what are his policies I won't be asking you. We want to know what was on ground before he became a Governor of Lagos State and know what improvement he made after he left. What business has he been doing and how has he been giving back to the society