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Jokes EtcRe: A Guy Caught His Girlfriend With Another Guy Inside Kfc In Lagos by Jephyard(m): 2:47pm On Dec 02, 2018
Most of the comments reek of the stench of rotten fish. Most of you won't take this shit if it happen to you guys. Who knows maybe the lady told him she is at home/sick/church/somewhere different but found her in KFC. And also because you have not married someone there should be no commitments in a relationship no matter how little it is. No wonder some of you end up in bad marriages because most of your partner never know what trust, faithfulness and loyal means since in their single-hood anything goes.

Jeez generation of loosers
HealthRe: Eating After 6pm Dangerous To Health - Experts by Jephyard(m): 11:54pm On Nov 22, 2018
Hilarious and ignorant response all over. The expert are 100% right. Take your health serious and safe yourselves and your love ones headache. It has happen to me and I live in Lagos like everyone of us. Men no be play o. We all know our pips in the village eat early that's why they live long than people in the city.
AutosRe: Why The Sudden Madness For Benz Cars? by Jephyard(m): 2:59pm On Nov 09, 2018
The OP is right about VW Passat CC dam! never judge a book by it cover it freaking strong and reliable on and off the road. I didn't appreciate it until it got bad men I wish to drive it again. I am yet to drive a Mercedes to see how cool it is. Anyway my Toyota muscle dey try sha
CelebritiesRe: I Go Dye: "Nigerian Workers Are The Most Used In The World" by Jephyard(m): 8:45pm On Nov 01, 2018
We are the shame of Africa at the moment. We have some the most wicked set of leaders that have ever happen to any country in the world. It baffles me why we haven't kill them already. So heartless and so ineffective with big degrees and exposure and nothing to show for it.
TravelRe: Abuja Rail Can't Exceed 90km/hr Because We Don't Want To Kill Cows - Amaechi by Jephyard(m): 10:39am On Oct 23, 2018
This is what happen when you have weak citizen running the affairs of the country. I am yet to see a politician with will and character to move this nation forward. Cow my foot.
TravelRe: See What Lagos Residents Face Everyday And Pretend All Is Well (pics) by Jephyard(m): 10:02am On Sep 12, 2018
I will keep saying it Lagos is a big slum. Most think because you have Lekki, Victoria island and Ajah. You all think Lagos is improving. Even the best places are a mess. No form of orderliness and it stink all over. With the kind of money lagos is making all road network should be in good condition. What we are seeing are even small to what I saw in a particular axis on my way to apapa around boundary in ajegunle. That day i regret ever being born as a human being. As someone rightly put Lagosian at large maybe Nigerian are allergic to pleasure and good things of life. I wish I was never born to see this mess.
HealthRe: Nigerian Lady Dies After Overdosing On Sleeping Pills To Take Her Life by Jephyard(m): 10:44pm On Sep 03, 2018
Why do I feel technology advancement also slightly increase depression. We all think because we all have a phone means we are close to one another. We should sometimes pay a visit to our loves one, spend sometime with them, go out and play together than spending all day on the web and social media. Who knows your physical appearance might be helpful to a depressed being.
PoliticsRe: Why I Am Renouncing My Nigerian Citizenship - By Aroms Aigbehi by Jephyard(m): 9:38pm On Aug 24, 2018
If you are upright and doesn't cut corners it will be super - hard to make it in Nigeria. I have come to discovered that most people at the top are there due to the skew system of ours or let say gains of corruption either through quota system or religion. Those are the strong rules to make it in Nigeria. From independence it was all good until the first coup that's where our problem started though I don't like go through the tribe card I must say this the Hausa/Fulani and the Ibo are the real problem of this country. These two tribe put us all in this mess. If not for the Yoruba and other tribe this country would have gone to the dogs. And please Nigeria was never great from inception. Note: I have no choice just to use the tribe card today I am so fucking fed up with this country.
PoliticsRe: Falana Reacts To Lagos As "World’s Third Worst City" by Jephyard(m): 11:26am On Aug 20, 2018
Well I am not surprised, if you think this statistics is wrong visit the international airport, with local and come back and tell ust if they are not correct. I don tire to dey talk about Lagos. Nah there foreign visitor dey see our fuckup.
EducationRe: ‘FG, States Can No Longer Provide Quality Education’ by Jephyard(m): 7:50am On Jul 20, 2018
The man is a pure business man. Education in Nigeria is just not working as expected. It has nothing to being cheap or expensive. Something is wrong how the country is being structured. There is no system, our curriculum doesn't cover our needs.
CrimeRe: 'I Sleep With Seven Men Daily' – 18-Year-Old Human Trafficking Victim by Jephyard(m): 2:06am On Jul 11, 2018
Anyone who believes those girls were deceive into prostitution must be living in moon. Those girls knew what job they were coming to do in Lagos.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Men Are Shy To Dance In Church Unlike Women? by Jephyard(m): 12:30pm On Jul 08, 2018
Butterflyleo:
For those outside Christ, their love is selfish.

THE LOVE OF GOD IS SHED ABROAD IN OUR HEARTS BY HIS SPIRIT

That is the only way to love your neighbour AS YOURSELF.

Without the spirit of God working out the love of God in you and through you, nobody can love to that extent.
The statement above is wrong, such Christain who think like this way stay away from them. Love transient, it has nothing to do with Christianity or any other religion. If we go by what you said then slavery is right, and there are so many things in the bible which you frown upon today that will seem right by your statement. Please grow, your Bible is for reproach so that you won't repeat same mistakes they did way back. Atleast the story of the Pharisee and the other dude that left the Injured stranger on the road should have thought You a lesson by now that it not about the possession (Christianity) it about the contribution (humanity)

Note Nu mind my English abeg o
FamilyRe: Husbands Cooks For His Pregnant Wife, Feeds & Pampers Her In Warri (Photos) by Jephyard(m): 11:53pm On Jul 02, 2018
Nairalander are wicked, I can't help laughing my heart out. Give the guy some accolades Nah, let give them some slack at least like the pictures for the sake of the baby coming soon.
HealthRe: Youths In Adamawa Drink Human Urine To Get High - NDLEA by Jephyard(m): 1:56am On Jun 27, 2018
Some of you may think this is a joke. Make as much fun as you like but what majority of you fail to see is that it affect everyone of us in this country. Most of them end up coming to city taking up the menial jobs. The okada man, lawns guys, security man, alabaru, labourers (for construction) just to name a few moat of them are junkies who can be security threat to your homes.

We all in real danger due to economic downturn solely because of Our bad attitude toward life. For looking the other side when leaders elected to take care of the well-being of this country robbed us blind yet we hail them for doing nothing.

If you think this doesn't concern you I pity you all. Keep electing bad people into office and in the nearest 40 years Nigeria will become slum. If you don't know we have more poor people on earth than any other country.
SportsRe: Etebo Replies A Fan Who Said He Played Rubbish Against Croatia by Jephyard(m): 5:03pm On Jun 18, 2018
Everyone loves you when you win but when you lost a match everyone either want you out or you are being criticize even if you play good when loosing. Nobody likes like to lost a match it painful. As for Etebo he played rubbish, all of them did including the coach and I don't even know how to a kick a ball but we didn't pay them to go lost a match, they were paid to win and if it not easy to play they can as well resign or hang his boot. They are millions of Nigeria to take up his place such nonsense.
Christianity EtcRe: Elderly Man Caught Watching Sexually Explicit Video During Church Service by Jephyard(m): 1:07pm On Jun 07, 2018
I am not suprise one bit. All kind people go to church for various reasons. The church is like a rehab center where people with trouble souls go to just like the hospital for physical sick being. He is in the church to take his drug to remain sane in the coming week unfortunately the pastor was admitting the wrong drug (teaching/preaching) to him. Too bad it is our sisters that fall victim to a loose cannon for that week. God saves us all !
BusinessRe: What Business Or Investment Can I Go Into With 1millon Naira? by Jephyard(m): 7:49pm On Jun 04, 2018
Dry Cleaning services
CrimeRe: Lady Shares Photos Of Injuries She Sustained Through Domestic Violence by Jephyard(m): 8:36pm On May 24, 2018
Is not good to beat your woman, but women please control your tongue . Any man here who says another man is weak that person is also weak. I practically leave my house if my woman start acting funny, she drove me to a strip club, for the first time in my life I Wanted loose women now I am thinking on seeing the lady that dance on the pole she was amazing. Anyway back to the topic. Women wahala too much simply put.
TravelRe: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by Jephyard(m): 1:24pm On May 17, 2018
I have not been to Abuja before but I have been in Lagos in all my life. Simply put Lagos is in total disorder. As for those saying Lagos Island has more road network than the Lagos mainland must be high on weed. The Lagos mainland has good road network than the island. Lagos is simply dirty atmospherically if there is any word like that sha
Christianity EtcRe: "Remove Osinbajo As Pastor" - RCCG Member To Petition Pastor Adeboye by Jephyard(m): 11:11pm On May 08, 2018
See reasoning! I hope you all know its Nigerian that are being killed In this country. It has nothing to do wherthere you are a Christian or a Muslim. Life is sacred. We should not be choosing side instead encourage the government to protect life and property. As for Henry his reasoning Is weird and as for the Prof Osibanjo and his boss both also fail. Our life's in this country means nothing not just to the government including cooperations and the religious body too.
PropertiesRe: Latest Pictures Of Eko Atlantic International Commerce City, Will Shock You by Jephyard(m): 10:32pm On May 08, 2018
Lagos where mad people live and call it enjoyment. More like a glorified slum where anything goes. No order very chaotic and stressful. You get old quicker making a living in this city so hard that it drain all the energy in you. Family are dysfunctional in Lagos all man to him self. I can never be proud of Lagos until it change to something better like J-Burg, Addis Ababa, Cairo, Cape Town even Port Novo is more serene than Lagos. Ain't proud of Lagos one bit. The only thing here to gain is the money because it just one big market nothing more nothing less. As for Eko Atlantic nah wash Nah same mad Lagos citizen go manage am, And when last have you seen a blue sky in Lagos where both dust and fumes from different machines Don finish no wonder the city is so hot as hell. Enjoy your slum.
PoliticsRe: Who Would you prefer to be Nigeria next president?. by Jephyard(m): 9:34pm On May 06, 2018
ME! I can make this country better from what it is now. Though I am still learning and ready to work with anyone that want to move this country foforward. I am a card carry member of PDP. I know my turn will come some day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AS Roma Vs Liverpool : UCL (4 - 2) On 2nd May 2018 by Jephyard(m): 11:21pm On May 02, 2018
I go with Madrid FC to win the cup. This year Champion league has been tough for Madrid and they have prove us again and again that they can beat any team. From PSG to Juve and Bayern. No be beans unlike Liverpool FC from Porto to Man City and Roma Non of those team are as tough as what Madrid went through. True be told Madrid has this cup. Epl fans should Stop dreaming (I watch Epl too) though any thing can happen in football. Men! Madrid have this, most of us know this we just dey brag for nothing. Also football can go both ways but if we look at the road to final it Madrid not Liverpool.
PoliticsRe: Kazeem Ololade, Ogun Councillor Commissions Windows Newly Installed (photo) by Jephyard(m): 11:29pm On Apr 24, 2018
Laughing my ass out! if this happen true then I agree with Buhari we are so lazy (intellectually). I can't stop laughing. Jesus a whole Governor commissioning a Leke ambulance, Nigeria is at it lowest not even super man can safe our dear country. Certificate no be wisdom. Now I believe Nigerian are poor being
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by Jephyard(m): 11:36pm On Mar 19, 2018
This the best Thing I have come across on Nairaland. I never knew we still have someone that can write like this in this country. So much talent with no platform for growth. Centino, keep the good work.
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jephyard(m): 12:29am On Mar 17, 2018
I am an active taxify/uber driver in need of a car to drive...Preferably automatic car, please if anyone has a car for me either rentals. I live on the Island. Am hard working and also deliver rental payment every week, if you have a car for me to drive, kindly contact me via whatsapp or call on 08168569139. Thanks in anticipation! (Also I have gone through the pages here and couldn't find any available. I will always be here if there any available car for me to drive)
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Why Pastors Cannot Be Millionaires By Deji Yesufu by Jephyard(m): 4:43pm On Mar 10, 2018
For the OP nice work but Christ was not poor. He was contented on what he has. Simply put no greed just moderate so that people can be comfortable around him. As for our Pastors today they are all greedy and selfish and lack basic wisdom. All they know how to do is to brag about their properties, money and the crowd. What every other Bimbos and Ikechukwu will do if he has money and a large following on twitter and instagram . Please someone should give us fact and figure about book sold by these pastors because we are tired of hearing that. Woke Soyinka is a Noble Peace Prize winner we know the number of book sold and we all know Him in naija (I am sure he doesn't own a Ferrari) Let alone for our Pastors who are best New York time seller to show us How the hell did they rake in so much money from book sales?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 25th February 2018 by Jephyard(m): 3:13pm On Feb 25, 2018
Diickrider:
If Chelsea manage to score, i will run out to my street Nake.d
You are already naked why should we bother. From your profile pics it already there.
FamilyRe: “domestic Violence Can’t Be Cured” – Woman As She Walks Out Of Her Marriage by Jephyard(m): 8:54am On Feb 13, 2018
This is how the world works about abuse between man and woman in a relationship

In “genderizing” abuse as a primarily male behavior, we minimize and, in a way, legitimize, women’s abusive behavior.

There it is.

And for we men this are the list of want they do and we see as nothing though yet are abuse we all suffer in a relationship or marriage.

1. She pushes for quick involvement. She comes on strong, claiming, “I’ve never felt loved like this before by anyone.” You get pressured for an exclusive commitment almost immediately.

She’s aggressive or demanding.

2. There is jealousy. Your partner is excessively possessive, calls constantly, or visits unexpectedly.

She’s needy or impulsive.

3. She is controlling. She interrogates you intensely about who you talked to and where you were; checks mileage on the car; keeps all the money or asks for receipts; insists you ask for permission to go anywhere or do anything.

She’s protecting herself, because men can’t be trusted.

4. She has very unrealistic expectations. She expects you to be the perfect person and meet their every need.

She has high standards.

5. There is isolation. She tries to cut you off from family and friends; deprives you of a phone or car, or tries to prevent you from holding a job (substitute going out with friends).

She rightly expects to be the most important person in your life.

6. She blames others for her own mistakes. The boss, family, you – it’s always someone else’s fault if anything goes wrong.

She has too much self-respect to allow herself to be the fall guy.

7. She makes everyone else responsible for their feelings. The abuser says, “You make me angry” instead of “I’m angry.” “I wouldn’t get so pissed off if you wouldn’t…

She is a strong woman who calls men on their shit.

8. There is hypersensitivity. She is easily insulted and will often rant and rave about injustices that are just part of life.

She is sensitive to the victimization of women, something men don’t understand.

9. He is cruel to animals and children. He kills or punishes animals brutally. She also may expect children to do things beyond their ability, or tease them until they cry.

She has high expectations for her kids and is a tough taskmaster.

10. His “playful” use of force during sex. He enjoys throwing you down or holding you down against your will; he says they find the idea of rape exciting. She intimidates, manipulates, or forces you to engage in unwanted sex acts.

She enjoys reversing roles and playing power games in the bedroom.

11. There is verbal abuse. She constantly criticizes you or says cruel things; degrades, curses, calls you ugly names. She will use vulnerable points about your past/life against you.

She is trying to make you a better man.

12. There are rigid gender roles. She expects you to serve, obey, and remain at home (substitute work and pay all the expenses).

She is enforcing her rights in the relationship.

13. He has sudden mood swings. She switches from loving to angry in a matter of minutes.

She is highly emotional.

14. He has a past of battering. She admits to hitting men in the past, but states that they or the situation brought it on.

She had no choice and was only defending herself against abusive partners.

15. There are threats of violence. She makes statements such as, “I’ll break your neck,” but then dismisses it with “I really didn’t mean it.”

She gets mean and angry when provoked and wouldn’t say these things if you didn’t piss her off.

Every man passed through this everyday and couple with work pressure so you see us rant on twitter and what so ever CAPITAL NO.
Car TalkRe: 11 Steps To File A Complaint Against A LASTMA Official by Jephyard(m): 12:04pm On Feb 08, 2018
The best is to know the penalties committed so that you know the right amount to be paid so that you wouldn't be overly charge for an offence of N1000. It goes a long way to clip their wing.
TravelRe: Dorcas Shola Fapson Releases Video Of Taxify Driver Attacking Her by Jephyard(m): 5:27pm On Jan 26, 2018
Has anyone care to know how did she get home from where the driver took to?
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Egwu Rejects Cattle Colony In Kogi by Jephyard(m): 9:22pm On Jan 21, 2018
I have live in Kogi State and to the best of my knowledge there is no indegnious Ibo from Kogi State. Though there are IBO migrant who assimilate well with the Igala people. And about their name forget about the spelling it mean a whole different thing. And also due to the advent of both Christianity and Islam most Igala people don't know the meaning of their name rooted in their tradition. Like their famous king "Ameboni" up till today no one can tell me the meaning. It Crazy.

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