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Even those that don't know the meaning of DACA will still comment

Kayus4real:
My girlfriend of 5years asked me recently to come and meet her mum. The woman would be u her mid 40s or so. I was a little bit nervous meeting her. I summoned the courage and agreed to meet a finally. She lives alone in a big mansion. I greeted her. She offered me her hand. I shook her hands in return but I noticed it took a long time leaving my hands. All the time I was in her house, she was sending me a lot of romantic gestures. She asked for My number and I gave her instantly. She has been disturbing me with her calls and text messages telling me she loves me. I am a bit confused. I don't want to lose my girlfriend and I can't even imagine myself dating her mum. Nairalanders!!!

So fake!

Find another way to get to the frontpage

Fake stories will not work

This early momo?

Haba na

It's still 4:58am and it's a Monday

LifeIsGuhd:
Well, who knows? They might have chronic cough

You be final year student for Lai Mohammed class?

The infamous village people dey fear?

Wahala dey

3millionia:
Bad bad news for G boys

How?

So, what should we do about it?

Read with a dictionary

If you don't understand a word, look it up

maslong:
who dash APC and BH party 975 VOTES in Igbo land

bugidon:
Who give ngige 900 votes sef. E be like say na inec just compensate am

Ngige is loved in Anambra

Right guy in the wrong place

YES

Takata uses the chemical ammonium nitrate to create a small explosion and fill air bags quickly in a crash. But the chemical can deteriorate when exposed to high humidity and temperatures and burn too fast, blowing apart a metal canister and throwing hot shrapnel into drivers and passengers.

Why should an airbag have explosives in it?

Of course it'll be disastrous!

IamGoke:
Sign of end time or improvement in technology

Omo na wa for u ooh....

Na local man he be

They never hungry yet

Girls only?

But only the last two on the right look like girls

The first one is outright fugly

The second looks like a tomboy

The third one has sexy eyes

The fourth one is, erm, sort of ugly... But not as fugly as the first

Emac34:
the mum look more pretty and the daughter ....

What did i know self

Na still kid na

She'll grow up to be beautiful

Neoteny:
Nonsense.

They said as much before he was unceremoniously bundled in a wheelbarrow and carted off to oblivion.

Nothing happened.

They also said if he wasn't released within 2 weeks hell shall come to earth.

Still nothing.

Ipods and shiites are about the same: rage and fury but no action.

Have patience my man

Revenge is a dish served best when cold

When e go start, government go run away from Nigeria

free2ryhme:
so these filling stations dont have names and locations

This baby come take style resemble Mr. Easy

Same shape of head and same hairstyle

E easy?

All na wash

Why wasn't this done before Christmas?

Flexherbal:
The governor should try and provide jobs for those wheelbarrow pushers because some of them feed their families with it.

Why?

How?

So this government dey fear rumours like this?

I think say them be strong head

If this man for die, them for see the rise of a deadlier Islamic sect

Na there you go know say Boko Haram still dey learn

Every year, I keep recognizing less names

Na warri chick she be?

I think say na yoruba girl she be

How the F is her name omawunmi?

I like them BBW

But that is not your picture though

BruncleZuma:
So?

I tire o

E be like say Fashanu dey find political contract for Liberia

I have nothing meaningful to contribute to this thread

I'm just glad to be second to comment

Please rejoice with me

Ok na

I will kill her body

Kill her soul

Bury her

Exhume her

Resurrect her

Kill her again

And the cycle continues

GavelSlam:
But you guys say he's paid to project APC how then can you reconcile the two?

He's a muchacho that knows when to give up