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Politics › Re: Daniel Elombah Arrested Due To The Article He Wrote Against Buhari - FFK by jerflakes(m): 8:49pm On Jan 01, 2018
godox2:
Are you sure you know how Buhari is running Nigeria?
If you know you would have say that prayer to YOURSELF.
Don't be blinded with hatred.
May your life and the life of your family be run the way buhari is running Nigeria

Amen
Politics › Re: Daniel Elombah Arrested Due To The Article He Wrote Against Buhari - FFK by jerflakes(m): 8:22pm On Jan 01, 2018
sarrki:
Baba , pmb is not the problem

He can't solve all the probs we have

But to some little extent

I think he has done well
Idiot

May your life and the life of your family be run the way buhari is running Nigeria

Amen
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's 2018 Prophecies by jerflakes(m):
We shall see

44. Kardashian family, topsy-they in 2018

@OP,what does topsy-they mean?
Career › Re: Beautiful Gallant Police Officer Trends On Facebook With Birthday Photos by jerflakes(m):
joebeckz:
She looks tough and composed. When police woman read law. Chai na double wahala be that oh. But we need more of such in the NPF. Enough of all the illiterate police men and women on our streets. Happy birthday to the officer. Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44
The illiterates are policemen

The literates are police officers

Its the policemen that we see all the time mounting checkpoints and constituting a nuisance
Webmasters › Double Frontpage Topic (pic Included) by jerflakes(op): 8:48pm On Dec 31, 2017
Seun, try and write a code that will prevent the posting of the same topic twice on the frontpage

e.g is the whatsapp topic in the picture below

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Is Down Again by jerflakes(m): 8:40pm On Dec 31, 2017
Mrsimplexvi:
Mine is back
Did it go anywhere before?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Losing Hope On Change Promised Them - NLC by jerflakes(m): 8:38pm On Dec 31, 2017
Give NLC small money now and music go change
Celebrities › Re: Yung6ix Laments Missing $1,000 Designer Belt by jerflakes(m): 12:52pm On Dec 31, 2017
ufuosman:
Since you want us to knw, how d belt take lost? dem thief am for ur waist?
grin
Health › Re: 70-year-old Man Survives On Machine Since He Was 5 (PHOTOS) by jerflakes(m): 9:42am On Dec 31, 2017
Northernonyenku:
I know this sounds harsh but i garrah say it anyway.he will die eventually wether they like it or not n dey will try to count his achievements n there will be nothing to count. Should have rested in peace a long time ago
You'll never know, his medical state may have contributed immensely to medical research

They will not keep him alive for this long if he was not useful

Why?

because the technology used to keep him alive when he was 5years old is not the same technology used to keep him alive as he keeps getting older
Car Talk › Re: Why Is The Porsche 911 Called 911? by jerflakes(m): 9:32am On Dec 31, 2017
undecided
Business › Re: UBA Is Extorting Me Badly by jerflakes(m): 9:25am On Dec 31, 2017
frankmoney:
Why aren't we boycotting UBA ?
The same way we're not boycotting dstv and mtn
Phones › Re: I Want To File A Case Against Airtel,they Re The Biggest Fraudsters Ever by jerflakes(m): 5:10am On Dec 31, 2017
Just go the their office

Calling customer care is not the best option
Education › Re: How A Child Is Born by jerflakes(m): 5:04am On Dec 31, 2017
Man sees woman

Man talks to woman

Woman forms virgin

Man performs mating dance

Woman opens her legs

Man inserts sausage in container

He shoots, he scores

And a baby is born
Celebrities › Re: Janet-jackson-pictured-feeding-her-baby-son-eissa-in-miami-beach-florida by jerflakes(m): 4:51am On Dec 31, 2017
okachie1:
B4 nko won't she feed him? Mtcheeeewwww
I thinks say na breast feeding sef

Janet's boob's are magnificent

I can kill for her boob's!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Received A Call From Jobberman by jerflakes(m): 4:50am On Dec 31, 2017
abdo123:
NL pls i received a call this evening and Caller claim to be calling on behalf of Jobberman. The caller told they have my CV on thier database and that a client in thesame location need someone of my experience to employ.
She also say she needed to help me update my CV before forwarding it to the client. pls NL i want to know if it real from jobberman or just a scam?. Thanks!
This is your answer below

BlessMySoul:
If at anytime money has to come out of your pocket, just run for your life! Because the next step is for you to pay 10k for them to update your CV.
Once any type of payment is needed, ANYTYPE, no matter how small the amount is, then it is a scam
Islam › Re: War Against Islam by jerflakes(m): 10:21pm On Dec 30, 2017
Why must everything about Islam be war?

Why can't the topic be "misconceptions of Islam"

Who is waging war on you?

Everything about Islam is kill or be killed

Tufiakwa
Health › Re: I've Been Having Constant Migraine Every Morning by jerflakes(m): 10:09pm On Dec 30, 2017
olumose001:
was thinking about it too... I'll go for a test
It's malaria

Mine occurred all of a sudden, found out I had malaria for a long time

The migraines are very painful and very annoying
Health › Re: I've Been Having Constant Migraine Every Morning by jerflakes(m): 9:59pm On Dec 30, 2017
Check whether you have malaria
Politics › Re: Breaking: Wild Jubilation In Grave-yard As More Dead Nigerians Hopeful by jerflakes(m): 9:47pm On Dec 30, 2017
AlfaSeltzer:
I wish I were dead. My life would be better.
Be careful what you wish for
Politics › Re: Breaking: Wild Jubilation In Grave-yard As More Dead Nigerians Hopeful by jerflakes(m): 9:46pm On Dec 30, 2017
This cracked me up grin
Crime › Re: Temitayo Ilesanmi T.I Nathan Raped My Friend - Sharon, Twitter User (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 4:33pm On Dec 30, 2017
Innocent until proven guilty
Pets › Re: Inside A Dog Meat Factory: Shocking Photos Reveal How Dogs Are Chained Up(pics) by jerflakes(m): 3:53pm On Dec 30, 2017
HeyCorleone:
No one bats an eyelid when chickens are being killed. But the moment it's a dog, woah, the world fvcking loses their mind.

What is wrong here? Some people eat dogs. So? Aren't they animals too?

Smh
Eating your best friend is cannibalism

Chickens and goats ain't nobodys best friend
Agriculture › Re: I Need 2 Plots Of Land For Lease For Farming In Enugu by jerflakes(m): 12:49pm On Dec 29, 2017
pheonixdld2:
Good day,
I am need of a 2 plot of land or a half acre for farming in Enugu state.
Contract: 1or 2 years lease
Preferably fenced and if not no wahala.
Water / well preferable also.
Thank you.
Land at Nike enugu

Call or whatsapp 07035839183
Investment › Re: Will Bitcoin Be The One-World Currency? by jerflakes(m): 12:40pm On Dec 29, 2017
OLAADEGBU:
Will bitcoin be the one-world currency? Will a cryptocurrency be the currency the Antichrist will use in the end times? Should a Christian use bitcoin or any other type of cryptocurrency? undecided
Dey there dey speak in rhetorical
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwe Army General Who Led Coup That Ousted Mugabe Sworn In As Vice President by jerflakes(m): 12:35pm On Dec 29, 2017
Na this perfect plan Mugabe wife wan spoil?

Devil is a liar
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna's Brother Shot Dead Hours After Sharing Christmas With Singer. by jerflakes(m): 12:31pm On Dec 29, 2017
Topic says brother, article says cousin

WTF mehn?
Celebrities › Re: I Swear Down, Men Like This No Longer Exist... by jerflakes(m): 12:27pm On Dec 29, 2017
Akikò

Tory Tory

When all ladies have turned to Oloshos, they have lost that respect

Any man wey dey do this still dey carry CV upandan
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jerusalem: Malaysian Army 'ready' To Play Role by jerflakes(m): 12:18am On Dec 28, 2017
Mightymanna:
sure? why dont you relocate to isreal since you claimed Nigeria is a Godforsaken country and igbos are been marginalised ?
sure? why dont you relocate to Palestine since you claimed Nigeria is a Good country and Muslims are not marginalised ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jerusalem: Malaysian Army 'ready' To Play Role by jerflakes(m): 9:57pm On Dec 26, 2017
Mightymanna:
am a muslim and palestinians are majority muslim with significant christian population that is why i cared for them.
are you a jew or an israeli?
I'm a biafran and biafrans are jews
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Retweets Photo Of Himself With Bloody CNN Logo, Twitter Reacts by jerflakes(m): 11:44am On Dec 26, 2017
festwiz:
This should stop fighting the media. He seems to forget that '...they can make or mar you...' and his aspirations of a 2nd term could be heavily influenced by how much the media portrays him during his next campain.

In essence he should stop being a Twitter troll and become a President.
Yeah, like what they did during the presidential election

That was their only chance to get him, but they failed
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Maiduguri, Houses Torched, Vehicles Vandalized by jerflakes(m): 9:03am On Dec 26, 2017
Boyooosa:
These ones just dey para as anybody no dey reason their mata again....mchew!

But wait o! E be like say everybody don travel finish, I no dey see pple for nairaland that much again shocked
grin

Ah swear

Them dey vex say spotlight no dey on them again
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers In Police Uniforms In Enugu Caught After Gun Battle (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:00am On Dec 26, 2017
acenazt:
hahahhahahahah baba u got me laughing like a mad man this early morning.
That is funny to you?

You have a warped sense of humor

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