₦airaland Forum

kkko:
Where did you see the files? I thought they are preparing for Russia 2012?

kkko:
I did not read the news but I think the father is the cause of the problem. since the daughter got pregnanted by the Landlord, the father should either abort the pregnancy and move on but if not, the father should try and pregnant the landlord wife too or make Amala for the landlord to eat and die.

crunchyDope:
A lot i tells ya, just a lot!

Scammer:
Hahahaha.
I know the response is harsh.
But i needed to smile so i provoked you.
And your response is even more hilarious.
lmfao

NaLaugh:
You automatically win a N10 recharge card to any network of your choice.

Captainswag225:
ur sense dey haus today.

Baldmarv:
IF one doesn't serve his nation, he wont be eligible for government Jobs or even any meaningful company in Nigeria...skip NYSC if you dont ever plan to look for work in Nigeria!

afolag:
moses didnt use a speed boat to cross red sea sonebody made that happen.
2. The ark of noah float in water, nobody calc water density then.
3. Abraham wasn't burn by fire that wasn't fire extinguishers doing.
4. issa ( jesus) talk when born, no tape was played
we are all made from a drop of sperm transformed from cycle to cycle in each 40days. protected over time even when as a baby u ar not sensitive to what moves by urside as an infant. Now that you ar counted among the lucky ones to be alive is that how to be grateful? some mother bleed to lose thre pregnancy. many sperm never produce baby.

madlatunji:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created God.

FriedPlantain:
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In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all!

FriedPlantain
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hahn:
*yawns*

I'm sure you've changed lots of lives by sharing your "formats"

classick:
Y'all must've heard Wizkid' Ojuelegba remix ft. Drake & one other guy(can't remember his name) to be honest I think the other guy that rapped did better than Drake.
It's just my opinion.. What do u think?

hahn:
Na all maga dey pay?

Since you don dey G since 2003 how many awards you don get? Which person life you don change?

Shey you get I.D card wey dem write "yahoo boy" on top?

hahn:
Na all maga get $40k? How long does it take you to "treat" a maye? After collecting the 40k, for how long will the client continue to pay you?

The 100k friends she had in 2003 would have increased to more than 1million now meaning she still makes money from the 100k and from their friends.

Wetin you come dey talk?

spaceboy:
If u dnt have anything gud to say then shut up.Stop displaying ur ignorance

feldido:
Shey dem don give dem 2k to enter bus come ph? Make dem come na cane dem go receive