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Jokes Etc › Re: That Awkward Moment When You Slap A Ghanian... by jerflakes(m): 11:58pm On Jul 11, 2015
Captainswag225:
ryt after u junkie. So when are u entering ur mom's womb?
You're now boring.

I was enjoying this.

I'm tired of having sex with my mom, even my grandma.

Come back when you have something to offer.

Hey, you can always locate me on another post, mocking someone else.

Goodbye my ghananian step-brother.
Jokes Etc › Re: That Awkward Moment When You Slap A Ghanian... by jerflakes(m): 11:48pm On Jul 11, 2015
Captainswag225:
stop smoking weed. Its killing ur brain....
Be born again!!!

Halleluya!!.
Politics › Re: This Statement Is Surely Tru Na . Abi My People (photo) by jerflakes(m): 11:46pm On Jul 11, 2015
omanifrank:
and you
Screw my śhït-stained ass.

Faggy.
Jokes Etc › Re: That Awkward Moment When You Slap A Ghanian... by jerflakes(m): 11:45pm On Jul 11, 2015
Captainswag225:
i dont even wanna know an 1diot like u.... Fyi i aint dark...... Worthless thing
You're so dark thats why your future is not bright.

Be born again!

Locate mama.
Jokes Etc › Re: That Awkward Moment When You Slap A Ghanian... by jerflakes(m): 11:38pm On Jul 11, 2015
Captainswag225:
as usual, a senseless nigerian. Fyi we aint brothers. Ghanaians dont move with sh1ts like u.
You cant afford to move with me.

I can be spotted in the dark.

Btw, are you a born again?
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The True King Of The South by jerflakes(m): 11:37pm On Jul 11, 2015
ApexTitan:
I don't think so. It's King Alfred Diette-Spiff, he is the real king of the south.
Alright.

So we have many kings.

Who, then, will the kings rule over?
Jokes Etc › Re: That Awkward Moment When You Slap A Ghanian... by jerflakes(m): 11:31pm On Jul 11, 2015
Captainswag225:
nonsense, nigerians will never be our brothers, not with that stupp1d attitude of putting others down with their useless comments. With this behaviour, how will other africans like u?
You seem to mistaken me for someone who gives a Fûçk whether other africans like us or not.

Ghananians are blacks, Nigerians are blacks.

The topic is about slapping a Ghanaian and getting your hands dirty.

Get used to it.

Lastly, Kindly locate your mothers püśšÿ and be born again.
Politics › Re: This Statement Is Surely Tru Na . Abi My People (photo) by jerflakes(m): 10:01pm On Jul 11, 2015
omanifrank:
is that the reason u quoted me
Screw you angry
Nairaland General › Re: Seun Find Me A Job Now!!! by jerflakes(m): 8:30pm On Jul 11, 2015
sullivans:
I said I Jus graduated from Lasu , so which skill do u expect me to add again.

SKILLS
* played football for insurance dept , and scored the only goal against marketing dept in the semi-final of deans cup

* I help my mother stay at her shop anytime she has to go for outing such as parties or meetings

* no job experience yet,but I learn things fast


patiently waiting for seun...lalasticlala pls help me put it on frontpage thanks
Now you're talking.

But you lack skills.

Students really need to get more skills while in school, instead of chasing boys and girls up amd down and clubbing.
Jokes Etc › Re: One Word For This Man Waiting To Break His Ramdan Fast(hilarious Pics) by jerflakes(m): 8:01pm On Jul 11, 2015
EMMAXBLESS:
Haba na wetin happun d guy never dey pway for his last supper now
If the guy no chop right now, e go turn to the last supper.

He will commit murder on the food.

He is conspicuously impatiently waiting for the sun to set.
Nairaland General › Re: Seun Find Me A Job Now!!! by jerflakes(m): 7:58pm On Jul 11, 2015
sullivans:
seun pls help me find a job wit Ur connections , am a graduate of insurance .I graduated from Lasu wit very strong 3rd class ...I means 3rd class Hons.

seun abeg o
Thats why u will keep on being unemployed.

You didnt include your skills; what you have done, what you can do and what you want to do.

Make them just find job for you.

Na so e dey be?

Go into farming and use the profit to finance your plans.

Meaning: You should already have a plan.
Jokes Etc › Re: One Word For This Man Waiting To Break His Ramdan Fast(hilarious Pics) by jerflakes(m): 7:53pm On Jul 11, 2015
The last supper.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Truth About Suicide Bombers by jerflakes(m): 7:22pm On Jul 11, 2015
DMainMan:
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN TRUE MUSLIMS AND THOSE
WHO CLAIM THEY ARE MUSLIMS (OPPRESSORS
AND TERRORISTS E.G BOKOHARAM, ISIS)
a. lslam enjoin all muslims to seek knowledge travel
around. d terrorists go against dat for their personal
gain to make them have more followers so de can
easily b brainwashed without education
b. do not commit murder. terrorists kill anyone, d
innocents either muslins or non Muslims who stand
there way.
c. True Muslims try and propagate islam and spread
love. terrorists murder other Muslims to gain power
d. Do not fornicate and rape. Terrorists fornicate,
rape and molest anyone.
e. Anyone who commits suicide will go to hell fire.
mallam, forget this yout rubbish talk.

Islam has always been in support of terrorism to get rid of all "infidels".

Muslims have never openly condemed terrorism.

You can deceive your fellow muslims and the almajiris but you cant deceive everyone.

So, shut the F up and shove your sermon where the sun doesnt shine.

angry
Politics › Re: Top 10 Most Wanted Criminals In The World !!!!!photos!!! Pics by jerflakes(m): 6:59pm On Jul 11, 2015
Adufetohposh:
Respect to d wire wire cheesy
The brainest scam.
Celebrities › Re: Checkout The Ink Wizkid Is Wearing (photo) by jerflakes(m): 6:54pm On Jul 11, 2015
Albert0011:
why him cum dey pose with anoda person car nah abi e carry him car 4 head dey go L.A.
Abeg wetin be name of that car?

I been sabi the emblem.
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Could Be BANNED Any Moment From Now by jerflakes(m): 6:47pm On Jul 11, 2015
augster:
shoro niyen-does that make any sense?
Iranu-nonsense
Lovely.

Thanks bro. smiley
Politics › Re: Photo: Amaechi Meets Buhari In Aso Rock by jerflakes(m): 5:20pm On Jul 11, 2015
bakjal:
CRY ME A RIVER
CRY MEEE
CRY ME A RIVEREEEEE.....
Sighs.

Justin timberlake will be utterly disappointed in this remix.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Detainees Moved From South East Back To Abuja by jerflakes(m): 5:17pm On Jul 11, 2015
These boko boyz just dey jamboree around nigeria.

Yipeee!
Agriculture › Re: Horse Skin Available by jerflakes(m): 5:14pm On Jul 11, 2015
kingdavis:
I. Have. Horse. Skin. Anybody. Interested. In. Buying. Should. Contact. Me. 08186756139
Stop horsing around. angry
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The True King Of The South by jerflakes(m): 5:11pm On Jul 11, 2015
dasagacious:
These two rappers yung6ix and Erigga have been trying to outdo each other in the musical scene of southern Nigeria,what's your take on this?
Nyesom Wike is the king of the south.
Politics › Re: This Statement Is Surely Tru Na . Abi My People (photo) by jerflakes(m): 5:05pm On Jul 11, 2015
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Wins Her Sixth Wimbledon Title by jerflakes(m): 5:03pm On Jul 11, 2015
MY WOMAN, MY EVERYTHING.
Politics › Re: Girl, Hauwa, Delivers Her Letter To Buhari Which She Failed To Deliver To GEJ by jerflakes(m): 4:57pm On Jul 11, 2015
[size=15pt]Oby ezekwesili is trying hard to curry favor from the president.

Imagine o!, chibok girls in ss3 cant speak and write English but this toddler can write a whole letter.

Who una dey deceive?

Anyway, they go use the letter wrap suya for am.
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Car Talk › Re: World’s Most Expensive Car Owned By Saudi Prince (amir) Al Waleed Bin Talal by jerflakes(m): 4:36pm On Jul 11, 2015
tchino26:
no mind am, maybe he need some cup of palmwine
I tire for nigerians.

How can a Nigerian be talking about vanity?

My brother, my private jet go get diamonds, my ship go get diamonds, even my toilet seat.

I go abuse diamond sotey diamond no go dey precious again.

Vanity my left nyash.
Politics › Re: Police Open 22LGA Council Office In Rivers by jerflakes(m): 4:33pm On Jul 11, 2015
About time.
Politics › Re: Photo: What’s Wrong With These Policemen? by jerflakes(m): 4:26pm On Jul 11, 2015
seniorklop:
angryThey are not sleeping but under COVER
grin
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Is On Her Mind? (funny Pics) by jerflakes(m): 4:19pm On Jul 11, 2015
She no fit shout.

"...hmmm, okay o..."
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Suicide Bomber Kills 17 Chadians In N'jamina Main Market by jerflakes(m): 4:15pm On Jul 11, 2015
ogba20:
.am not praying for this sha but if them carry am go that side no wahala.
Walahi
Career › Re: What Do We Call This? Who's Really Adding The Required Value? (photo) by jerflakes(m): 4:10pm On Jul 11, 2015
Oginidi? grin
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Could Be BANNED Any Moment From Now by jerflakes(m): 4:07pm On Jul 11, 2015
Evablazze:
shoro niyee
Whats the meaning of shoro niyee and iranu?

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