₦airaland Forum

solodox:
whats to think? they are both dry kegs, no yansh babes nao!??

Thats all.

Tolexander:
The girl looks innocent and may be naive of the bad in the picture.

Did u really type that?

NobleAky:
Waiting konsign mi?

Oboy see palmi.

Lets brew!!!!!!

Islam is the euphemistic name of a company that employs and trains freedom fighters.

Freedom fighters is the euphemistic name for terrorists.

Do you mean ugly, as in Obasanjo ugly?

Or ugly, as in sexy body ugly face?

I have to consider cos anyone that can cook like this has stolen my heart.

The way to my heart is through my stomach.

Kingkamal:
Source

Its on cnn, bbc, abc news etc

Check google.

This guy is a real bæd gai.

ekenedegreat:
No stay there's no problem.

Nwanne wetin concern me and reaiding in the north?

I dey craze ni?

krattoss:
lol... I understand ur pains.

Same here

Religion is the greatest scam that has withstood the test of time.

ekim004:
how does this change d price of durex cd

Guy u still dey use condom?

You're missing the feeling of skin-to-skin.

Exhilarating.

lambvard:
Different

Now that is the answer.

@ OP, you guys are really backward.

Go and read 50 shades darker, sequel to 50 shades of grey.

Then we can talk.

krattoss:
didnt he knew the aftereffects of what he was doing? By making us like him.

Hey, if you really observe, I'm no longer a christian.

I'm not religious again.

The níggár was blind in love with us.

He refused to forsee the repercussions.

The same way he didnt know that lucifer will disobey Him.

Its all these confusions that made me say "screw religion, screw islam, screw christianity".

Yungwizzzy:
Since i bought the phone i'm having issues minimizing it by holding down the home button, Instead Google search bar appears. Why?

Thats why NCC shutdown their office.

Throw away that phone.

[quote author=tpiander post=35763657][/quote]Amen!

krattoss:
didnt he knw he will regret giving us freewill before he created us.

No.

He created us like Him.

He gave us everything in him, unconditionally.

He was blind in love with us.

tpiander:
bro, you dey stalk me ni?

didn't I just read your unrelated response to a post of mine in another section.

For real?

Oya go to church and cast me out of you.

I'm demonic.

[size=17pt]THEY SHOULD KICK HARDER![/size]

tpiander:


is this still a Nigerian forum?

change of name may be in order.

Yes its a nigerian forum.

Notice the word forum.

It can discuss any topic.

Notice the word any.

tpiander:
possibly.

Of course.

Unless buhari is pharell williams, he still looks the same as ten years ago.

Poor photoshop.

ISIS and bokoharam we are sorry.

We will not reside in the north again.

Youngtony:
If a girl really likes you, she wont care if
you're poor,
because she isn't with you cause of the
money.
If for anything, she makes her own money so she can take care of herself.
"
So what if you don't make a
lot of money?
You feel bad cause
you can't take her to a nice restaurant? No big deal,
you guys can cook something at home &
eat
it next to each other instead of being
across the table. You feel bad
cause you can't take her to the movies? No big deal, wait till the Disk
comes out, cause it'll be the same movie
then.
"
You feel bad cause you
can't buy her something nice that's expensive?
No big deal, cause she
isn't a materialistic girl & she can spoil
herself
since she makes her
own money. Don't worry about not having a lot of money, cause that
isn't important when you have a simple
girl
with simple needs..
and those simple needs are for you to be
honest & faithful to her & You can do all that for
free.
"
Remember, every guy should hustle...
there is no dignity in begging

Is this meant to be funny?

Its in the jokes section.

2el:
REPENT!!!

Ok.Thank you.Happy sunday.God bless you.Good bye.

Fake source.

Link not working.

I really had to confirm that they said this.

Cos if it was true, I would have said to hell with ndigbo.

londongal03:
you need christ in your life

2el:
You need help!

Na so.

See them.

Holy mary and Jesus christ.

He regretted giving us freewill.

You see, we were created in Gods image and likeness.

He gave us an equal mix of good and bad.

He 'expected' us to always use the good.

But lo and behold, we embraced the bad in us.

He doesnt interfer with our thinking.

He cant persuade us to do anything because of our gift of freewill.

He loves his creation.

His love for us is so strong that instead of destroying us, He chose to live with regrets.

The same way He cannot destroy satan because satan is Gods most cherished angel.

One He loves you, nothing can change that.

One more thing, He regrets giving us the gift of freewill. He doesnt regret creating us.

In the story of the tower of babel, before bringing confusion to us (in the form of multiple languages), God said that man has no limit to what they can do.

Royruky:
I am interested in buying Ostrich, geese, peacock and other exotic birds. Reach me at royrukevwe@gmail.com

Guy u be native doctor?

oluwato69sin:
brainless bastard,,if you're unsure about what to type,use your hands to jerk the Fvck off

Ok.

I'm jerking off....to your mom.

I'm actually using a medicated soap to prevent catching STD's from her.

omanifrank:
oh year bblit on pc/andriod..u dey informed..corect

Na wa o.

You no be naija guy again?

Where there's a will, theres a way.

Captainswag225:
ugly monkey, i wonder the baboon who wasted her 9 months of bringing u out. U are a useless sp*rm

*yawns

omanifrank:
when ur 10mb finish u gona rest dude

No dey cast us na.

By the way, mtn bb cheat no dey finish.