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Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Glows In Floral Outfit,hit Or Miss? by jerflakes(m): 11:02am On Jan 21, 2015

elantraceey:
Marry her nau

I wonder why Nigerians are so bothered about one's marital status .

She's looking good and decent .

[size=18pt]You dey mind am.

Brainless E-warrior

@ Airforce1

You still dey quote old school.

You never hear of an independent lady before?

Leave all these useless girls you dey follow and find someone with a little class. [/size]

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Phones › Re: MTN Who Deserves To Be A Millionaire Winner Pockets N50 Million Apartment by jerflakes(m): 10:37am On Jan 21, 2015

Nonsense

Politics › Re: APC Rejects PDP’s Denial Of Fayose’s Controversial Buhari Advert by jerflakes(m): 10:34am On Jan 21, 2015

Qyubee:
stale

Now you know how stale you guys sound whenever you repeat your APC mantras.

Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj And Kim Kardashian Got Defeated By Boy With Bigger Butt by jerflakes(m): 6:01am On Jan 21, 2015

A he?

Celebrities › Re: Kiss My A*s!-amber Rose Slams Basket Mouth,others (sexy Photos) by jerflakes(m): 5:55am On Jan 21, 2015

KeemzWale:
Milf means a sexy and attractive middle-aged woman!

No. That's a cougar.

A milf is a sexy and attractive mother. (Mother I'd Like 2F u.c k)

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Romance › Re: She Caught Me Pant Down With Her Friend Photo by jerflakes(m): 5:42am On Jan 21, 2015

See as all the posters above me dey form holy.

Mschw undecided

Politics › Re: Police Intercept Three Trucks Of Ballot Paper In Ogun by jerflakes(m): 3:33am On Jan 21, 2015

The hustle is reeel. grin

Romance › Re: Nothing In Life Is Worth Fighting For, Always Be Good To Your Fellow Man by jerflakes(m): 3:30am On Jan 21, 2015

Are you preaching gayism?

Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Meet Akeem Majoyegbe The First Ever African Police In Ireland (Rep) by jerflakes(m): 3:28am On Jan 21, 2015

politricks:
More ~~grease~~ power to your elbow bro.

Christianity Etc › Re: Are We Saying God Does Not Know Beauty? by jerflakes(m): 3:25am On Jan 21, 2015

princesssusan:
All tins are beautiful in his eyes

And beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Campaigns In Half-Empty Stadium In Sokoto by jerflakes(m): 3:23am On Jan 21, 2015

You mean 'half full'?

Politics › Re: Ogun Governorship Candidate Becomes Incoherent At Public Debate by jerflakes(m): 3:20am On Jan 21, 2015

redcliff:
Bring at the centre of attention is not very easy.. i must commend those who can.. most people laughing at her would do worse.. you need to be in those shoes to know how it hurts.. i would not have laughed one bit cos its not funny!

You have a point.

But did anyone force her to contest?

She no dey participate in class activity when she dey for school?

Health › Re: Will Poison Be More Or Less Poisonous When It Expires? by jerflakes(m): 2:49am On Jan 21, 2015

Blakjewelry:
Animal venom? I didn't give that a thought, but being that most snake venoms basically is make of proteins and biotic in nature, I bet if let open for numbers of years I doubt if they will as lethal as before.

You don't have to doubt o, just store it for a long period and test the potency.

Anything about 'snake' no get definite pattern.

By the way, RIP in advance.

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Politics › Re: APC Rejects PDP’s Denial Of Fayose’s Controversial Buhari Advert by jerflakes(m): 8:24pm On Jan 20, 2015

[size=18pt]Holy cow!

So Buhari doesn't have a school certificate!

Damn![/size]

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Sports › Re: Mali Vs Cameroon: AFCON 2015 (1 - 1) On 20th January 2015 by jerflakes(m): 8:02pm On Jan 20, 2015

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Up Mali!

Cameroon why na cry

Oh, wait, I think I'm watching something different.

Health › Re: Will Poison Be More Or Less Poisonous When It Expires? by jerflakes(m): 6:39pm On Jan 20, 2015

Blakjewelry:
It does, haven't you heard of people who tend to commit suicide but didn't die because the use poison has lost it potency?

Oh ok.

They're using synthetic poison.

I thought it was animal poison like snakes venom or the back of a frog.

Make them try those ones.

Them no go wan commit suicide again because the thing go 4k them up first, before it kills them.

Potent even after storing for a decade.

Romance › Re: The Woman Wrappering In This Section Is On A Whole New Level by jerflakes(m): 6:04pm On Jan 20, 2015

ggrin:
heart broken

alright, it's no longer funny.

Romance › Re: The Woman Wrappering In This Section Is On A Whole New Level by jerflakes(m): 6:03pm On Jan 20, 2015

ggrin:
what

#nohomo

Technology Market › Re: Flawless, Fairly Used PSP-3004 for Sale at ₦10,000 Only. by jerflakes(m): 12:59pm On Jan 20, 2015

jerricho:
Don't flatter yourself, lol. Don't be so sure either. Quite a lot of gamers still rock a PSP — even though the PSVITA is in vogue right now. And yes you could get (seemingly) better games on your smartphone, tablet or phablet, but you sure can't play PSP games on your droid or iOS device — even with the PPSSPP or any other PSP emulator. I'll assume you are absolutely aware about the PSVITA being backwards compatible with the PSP; and even that does not stop some gameheads from flexing on a PSP. Keep up with the future.

Good luck.

By the way, I'm enjoying my GTA now on iPhone, lovely game.

Keep living in the past with your phantom 'GAMERS'.

Politics › Re: Mujahidat, Asari Dokubo's Wife Just Posted This On Facebook... by jerflakes(m): 12:19pm On Jan 20, 2015

PassingShot:
That's the joke my friend.

She cried and wailed about gang-up against SS; even going to tge extent of invoking God for the support from the SW only to console herself and her party by saying PDP will win. Hahahahaha!

HEHEHEHE!!! You're funny grin

14th feb is fast approaching, happy Val's day in advance.

Don't cry too much.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Will Win, APC Is A Fragile Anti-Jonathan Setup —Brookings by jerflakes(m): 12:13pm On Jan 20, 2015

Of course we already know that.

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Politics › Re: Mujahidat, Asari Dokubo's Wife Just Posted This On Facebook... by jerflakes(m): 11:57am On Jan 20, 2015

PassingShot:
[size=15pt]Even Asari and his wife already know that DEFEAT is lurking hence the crying. Read the post again and see that it is laden with lamentations and crying of a drowning poster.[/size]

Oh, I have read the post.

Why don't you read the last part of the post.

Then come back.

Politics › Re: Buhari Executed 40 Soldiers For Plotting A Coup (New York Times 1984) by jerflakes(m): 11:47am On Jan 20, 2015

kennygee:
Breeze just dey blow.

Fowl Nyansh just dey open

Na GEJ fresh air dey open fowl Nyansh. grin

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Politics › Re: Buhari Executed 40 Soldiers For Plotting A Coup (New York Times 1984) by jerflakes(m): 11:42am On Jan 20, 2015

[size=14pt] I'm a GEJ supporter.

ABEG nake una no give Buhari heart attack o.

Make him just lose this election in peace and go back to his cave.

Una just dey do serious archaeology ontop the guy head. [/size]

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Romance › Re: The Woman Wrappering In This Section Is On A Whole New Level by jerflakes(m): 11:31am On Jan 20, 2015

Ipledge:
why should my name be here? No wrapper with me oo

You dey complain?

Check out ggrin. grin

They call am 'man wrapper'.

That got me cracking grin

I just visualized where the guy dey run after all those oldmen for village wey dey wear wrapper.

It's disgustingly funny. grin

Politics › Re: Mujahidat, Asari Dokubo's Wife Just Posted This On Facebook... by jerflakes(m): 11:24am On Jan 20, 2015

mamajohn:
pipe dream, peace!

I hope you wish me a happy Val's day on the best Val's day ever.

The day Buhari loses his last and final election in Nigeria.

grin

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Politics › Re: Air Force Corporal Slaps CSP Thrice At Lagos Airport by jerflakes(m): 11:18am On Jan 20, 2015*

[size=15pt] SHARKS & AUTOPUS.

THAT NA THEIR WAHALA.

#bitchslapping[/size]

Romance › Re: The Woman Wrappering In This Section Is On A Whole New Level by jerflakes(m): 11:15am On Jan 20, 2015

ggrin:

**coughs***

grin

Have faith man, 5h1t happens.

It might be a blessing in disguise,..you know, like faith...or something like that.

Or it might be... grin

Romance › Re: The Woman Wrappering In This Section Is On A Whole New Level by jerflakes(m): 11:04am On Jan 20, 2015

ggrin:

Hehehehe

At least I be woman wrapper, yours na man wrapper.

Damn!

HEHEHEHE grin

Health › Re: Will Poison Be More Or Less Poisonous When It Expires? by jerflakes(m): 11:02am On Jan 20, 2015

Blakjewelry:
When a poison expires it loss it potent thus become less poisonous

HU THE HELL SAID POISON EXPIRES?

angry

Business › Re: With N200, I Built Cosharis Group - Cosmas Mmaduka by jerflakes(m): 11:01am On Jan 20, 2015

me too.

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