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Technology Market › Re: Flawless, Fairly Used PSP-3004 for Sale at ₦10,000 Only. by jerflakes(m): 10:55am On Jan 20, 2015

Baadal:
I can never forget the day you sold a faulty PSP to me....you remember me right?you were one of the few Ppl that cheated me here on NL.....i have all your lists....buyers pls beware!!!

Don't bother about all that.

No one uses psp again.

You can get better games and more on your smartphone or tablet.

Welcome to the future.

Jokes Etc › Re: Brazilian Hair Wahala (pix) by jerflakes(m): 10:50am On Jan 20, 2015

dorlapoh20:
when the desired it not available, the available is desired.

yeye man

Stop consoling yourself.

The 'desired' was clearly available, but he's made it undesired.

Now he has another desire.

Jokes Etc › Re: Brazilian Hair Wahala (pix) by jerflakes(m): 10:49am On Jan 20, 2015

andy015:
Of course, I'm going for a bald woman...

Mah niga

Jokes Etc › Re: Photo Of The Day, Very Funny by jerflakes(m): 10:43am On Jan 20, 2015

Pinnacle:
Devourers

You know, some people just need to be banned for abusing jokes.

This used to be funny, but now it's not.

Go to google and browse for better jokes and upload it here and stop recycling.

Seun, you guys need to do something about spamming.

It's getting ridiculous here.

OAM4J , Ikenna351 , Afam4eva, Mynd44, Seun. Obinoscopy.

TV/Movies › Re: Where Can I Download Korean Soaps? by jerflakes(m): 10:35am On Jan 20, 2015

sdavirus:
Grow up. Move on, if you don't have anything sensible to say. This isn't the joke section.

I wasn't finished,...after you've downloaded the Korean sponge, try and put it in your head.

It's a good alternative for your brain, because it seems you don't have one.

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Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Under Trial In Dubai For Beating Up An Indian by jerflakes(m): 10:33am On Jan 20, 2015

[size=15pt]Haha, no be naija again?

The guy think say they wan cheat am.

Something wey him boys for ABA fit construct well.

He don evaluate the price for ABA, he think say him dey ABA

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Politics › Re: Mujahidat, Asari Dokubo's Wife Just Posted This On Facebook... by jerflakes(m): 10:31am On Jan 20, 2015

Caseless:
are u sleeping? Move out of that ur village without tarred roads and light and go to towns so u can feel the wind of chang currently blowing across Nigeria.
Buhari go defeat gej in bayelsa.

[size=15pt]HEHEHEHE

Nice joke.

APC is synonymous to noisemaking.

No be the same noise they make for Anambra during the elections, everyone thought Ngige will win.

But...

My man, Peter Obi is in charge of GEJ campaign.

You will truly know why he was chosen.

Oh!, my dear APC.

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TV/Movies › Re: Where Can I Download Korean Soaps? by jerflakes(m): 10:24am On Jan 20, 2015

sdavirus:
Hiya guys.
For those of you into Korean soaps, would like to know if you have any sites where you download them. The old lady has been asking for them for long.

Would appreciate.
Preferably, those that the files aren't too large. (1gb or less.)

Thanks in advance.

It's in the kitchen.

Make sure you download korean sponge too.

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Politics › Re: BREAKING!! Gmb's Medical Report From ABUTH (photo) by jerflakes(m): 10:21am On Jan 20, 2015

ABEG make him no die.

He should just remain irrelevant.

Romance › Re: The Woman Wrappering In This Section Is On A Whole New Level by jerflakes(m): 10:18am On Jan 20, 2015

samflexxy:
I don't know you tell me

Cutehector4u
I sight you

What should I tell you when you haven't said anything?

Romance › Re: The Woman Wrappering In This Section Is On A Whole New Level by jerflakes(m): 10:15am On Jan 20, 2015

samflexxy:
abi am I telling lie

What lie?

Politics › Re: Mujahidat, Asari Dokubo's Wife Just Posted This On Facebook... by jerflakes(m): 10:11am On Jan 20, 2015*

[size=14pt]Hehehe

It's no longer news that GEJ will be reelected.

Nobody wants Buhari in power, not even those campaigning for him.

They just want a share of the money that Amechi and Tinibu are distributing.

On Election Day, GEJ will win a land slide victory.

#GEJ/PEG 2019[/size]

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Phones › Re: Xiaomi Launches Galaxy Note- Killers Inchina by jerflakes(m): 7:45am On Jan 20, 2015

ABEG THEM DEY SELL XIAOMI FOR NAIJA?

I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE OVERHYPED PHONES LIKE IPHONE AND SAMSUNG

Politics › Re: State Of Railway During Buhari's Time - by jerflakes(m): 7:28am On Jan 20, 2015

KwoiZabo:
with all these some right thinking Nigerians will vote Buhari. Ok o. since the north is sabotaging GEJ'S govt with Bokoharam and claiming he is weak, when they take power even in 2019 it's their buckets that they will bring to Rivers state if they must see crude. God go punish North papa.

Boy, the north will NOT take over in 2019.

Their reign is over.

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Politics › Re: Crowd At Jonathan's Rally In Kebbi State by jerflakes(m): 6:41am On Jan 20, 2015

oduastates:
This was buhari's campaign in kaduna earlier today.

Kebbi and kaduna are different. Duh

Politics › Re: Kanuris, Fulanis, And Hausas Are Boko Haram—sheikh Ahmad Gumi by jerflakes(m): 6:36am On Jan 20, 2015

quid:
Can you take religion out of this?

I tire o.

Isn't a sheik synonymous with religion?

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Politics › Re: Kanuris, Fulanis, And Hausas Are Boko Haram—sheikh Ahmad Gumi by jerflakes(m): 6:29am On Jan 20, 2015

Hehehe

This guy is a funny guy.

I used to hate him, but now I dont know what to make of him.

Anyway...

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Politics › Re: Nigeria's Current Petrol Pump Price Better Than That Of The USA by jerflakes(m): 4:24am On Jan 20, 2015

No be today na.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Gunshots Fired Outside Biden’s Home by jerflakes(m): 3:14pm On Jan 19, 2015

Na true o.

I don even forget say US get Vice President.

Obama don outshine.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Math Teacher Arrested At JFK Aiport by jerflakes(m): 3:11pm On Jan 19, 2015

WICKED!

Health › Re: How To Survive A Heart Attack When Alone by jerflakes(m): 3:08pm On Jan 19, 2015

Sweet.

You just saved a life.

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Politics › Re: I’m Fit, I Was Not Flown Abroad – Buhari by jerflakes(m): 12:33pm On Jan 19, 2015

timota:
if you are not satisfy with Buhari's explanation go to court.Like Tambuwal, Buhari will carry the day

Hahaha

Nice joke

Politics › Re: Panicky PDP Leaders Meet Jonathan by jerflakes(m): 6:48am On Jan 19, 2015

Na so.

Politics › Re: Breaking News: Suspected Boko Haram Kidnapped Over 60 Children In Cameroon by jerflakes(m): 6:35am On Jan 19, 2015

Ilekeh:
How much is your conscience worth?

Bags of rice? Chicken? #1000?

[size=18pt]PROFESSIONAL BLAMER[/size]

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Politics › Re: Breaking News: Suspected Boko Haram Kidnapped Over 60 Children In Cameroon by jerflakes(m): 3:52am On Jan 19, 2015

Ilekeh:
Yes, he did nothing while they(boko) spread their wings.

[size=18pt]PROFESSIONAL BLAMER.

KEEP ON BLAMING GEJ.

BH HAS GONE TO SHOW THEM WHAT THEY SHOWED NIGERIA.

AND THEY CANT DO 5H1T ABIUT IT.

LET THEIR PRESIDENT ALSO BLAME GEJ.

BLAMERs CLUB.

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Politics › Re: I’m Fit, I Was Not Flown Abroad – Buhari by jerflakes(m): 3:33am On Jan 19, 2015

nijanigga:
you will be bothering yourself with show us your certificate, before you know it, Buhari will be sworn in next may.

[size=18pt] HA HA HA.

YOU CRACK ME UP.

PROFESSIONAL DREAMER [/size]

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Jokes Etc › Re: This Girl Needs To Be Loved by jerflakes(m): 3:22am On Jan 19, 2015

Emytexboy:

I TIRE FOR THE GUY.

HE SOUNDS LIKE EINSTEIN TELLING PHYSICS JOKES TO A BUNCH OF KINDERGARTEN KIDS.

@crazysaint

Phones › Re: Samsung In Talks To Acquire Blackberry For $7.5 Billion by jerflakes(m): 3:16am On Jan 19, 2015

SEEE AS MOTOROLLA DEFRAUD A WHOLE GOOGLE.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by jerflakes(m): 3:12am On Jan 19, 2015

Chazzyboy:
And u think buhari will make fuel sale for N27

HEY MAN, I'M A GEJ SUPPORTER.

JUST ENJOY THE JOKE.

THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT WORTH THE HEADACHE.

#GEJ/PEJ 2019

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Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Massive Looting Of Lagos Uncovered by jerflakes(m): 3:09am On Jan 19, 2015

joyceok:
Absolutely false and abusive on the person of Asiwaju who is an incorruptible Nigerian

Nice joke.

Celebrities › Re: This Is So Funny! Denrele Is @ It Again Ooooooo (photo) by jerflakes(m): 2:57am On Jan 19, 2015

Afrok:
Just 17 days into the new year, prayers and deliverance don dey fade (wear off)

I WAS THINKING THE SAME.

BUT THANK GOD HE'S BACK TO NORMAL.

I LOVE THIS DUDE #nohomo

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