₦airaland Forum

Old show.

gememerald:
This is shettima yerima....not Senator ahmed yerima who married a child. Don't be confused

I know.

That's why I said I thought it was the child molester.

Oh ok.

I thought it was the child molester.

Nairaland overlord.

True, so true.

GhaliNaaba:
you are as heartless as your father satan.

Is your name APC and BH?

The greatest.

vizkiz:
space booking just got leagalised with this new feature seun installed


See them

O boy, the Nairaland is getting stronger by the second.

More megabytes to your phones.

Bimpe29:
In your dream shall Okorocha win.

ROCHAS OKOROCHA will be the president of Nigeria in 2015.

Quote me.

APC for life.

O boy, the Nairaland is getting stronger by the second.

More mb to your phones.

That's harsh.

E be like say the guy don too 4k up.

Seun, Ishilove, mukina2 obinoscopy, mynd44

Do something about this please.

shaggy007:
Handkerchief taken.

Thanks, O brainless one.

Now you can drown in the river that I'm crying.

This is also my last reply to you;

Try and give brains to a dude, once in a while, it helps make you smart.

Goodbye my lover, I enjoyed our short relationship.

Keep quoting me, I'm flattered.

VERI BADT GAI

shaggy007:
Glad you've accepted your fate.

Now, shoo.

My man, have mercy on bananabender, he's regretting ever quoting you.

smartoliver: We go dig am there... I go find BLOCK take hit he HEAD. .,No one messes with my wife.....in her dreams

So, if person deceive you and give you block, you go hit am for this guy head? You know how many blocks that guy head don break?

Guy this your car wey dey jerk since last week, you never fix am?

If mechanic no fit fix am, carry am go company.

No dey disturb person for here.

1Book: you dey craze and sick @ the same time.

Tell me something new.

yungEX: how d guy take reach Der b4. any ways he can reach for d snake sharply on d head Then throw it into d lake den he can sit on d tree and wait for d lion to leave

The tree has been cut 80%, so he will definitely fall.

For those of you asking what the hell the guy is doing there in the first place, look at the front limbs of the lion. There's an axe there, used to chop off most part of the tree.

(My own be say, how lion, crocodile and snake go just apper simultaneously when I dey cut tree, they send them?)

@OP, gbagun alert

In the pix, they said "give the boy a escape plan".
Na wa to you o.

As for the boy, he should just keep on hanging around.

taharqa: Islamic terrorists, u mean??

You dey mind am?

mikedaniel76gmailcom: Na out of vexation I leave o!

Forget that talk,

if na out of vexation, that means you were angry.

And you know the relationship between a hungry man and an angry man.

Bros, my own be say, make you no talk say you dey hungry when you no dey hungry.

There's a curse for abusing that word.

I don't understand. So anyone with big butt is either a model or an actress? Bloggers sef. And see as this one dey like hungry crayfish.

How is it a taboo? Are gays not humans? Who are you to judge who worships Allah?

Go and sit down my friend.

Ok you leave am shey? Then you never hungry yet. No talk say you been dey hungry again.

I've tried deleting channels on my dstv decoder, browsed the net but the only thing that useless decoder can do is to rearrange channels.

I want to delete channels, not rearranging them!

Make I cripple if I subscribe to dstv again.

Oh boy! Wish I had me one of these. Buh they're quite expensive though.