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Fashion › Re: The First Lady Outfit Right Or Wrong? by jerflakes(m): 11:05am On Jan 31, 2015

ifex370:
and its even in reverse

Wetin concern glasses with reverse?

angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Describe This Nyash, In One Word. by jerflakes(m): 11:02am On Jan 31, 2015

Pin point nyash. grin

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Romance › Re: How True Is This, boys Do Love To Be Raped by jerflakes(m): 10:57am On Jan 31, 2015

[size=15pt]With wetin konji dey do person?

Definitely.

We'll like to be raped.

But not by diseased bītçhëś [/size]

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Phones › Re: This Is What The Iphone 7 Might Look Like by jerflakes(m): 10:54am On Jan 31, 2015

nickusoro:
Too early to predict.

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

#IWannaQuoteYou

Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Is Asking Her Fans If She Should Keep This Baby Lion As A Pet by jerflakes(m): 10:39am On Jan 31, 2015

qadeerkug:
huh

Abeg maa join you shop shicken na?

Education › Re: Is Mathematics A Compulsory Requirement To Be Commissioned Into The Military? by jerflakes(m): 2:02pm On Jan 30, 2015

rozayx5:
compared to the US army, the Nigerian army is flooded with illiterates like Buhari

No be just illiterates, but super illiterates.

Education › Re: Is Mathematics A Compulsory Requirement To Be Commissioned Into The Military? by jerflakes(m): 1:55pm On Jan 30, 2015*

[size=15pt]I guess it's meant to be compulsory!

Forget about GMB, he joined the Army through the backdoor.

This is still going on till now.

No wonder they don't have the discipline to tackle boko haram.[/size]

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Politics › Re: Senator Aisha Jummai Al-Hassan (Governorship Candidate) Shines At APC Rally by jerflakes(m): 5:01pm On Jan 29, 2015

lacasa:
This woman is a ......... [size=14pt]MILFY MILF[/size]

I know her son, easy going chap!

#APC
#Change!!

Politics › Re: IBB's Children, Mohammed & Halima On PDP Campaign Train In Niger by jerflakes(m): 5:34pm On Jan 27, 2015

Hehehe

Health › Re: JOHESU Members Attack Doctors On Duty In Abuja by jerflakes(m): 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2015

thorpido:
Your words portray who you are.
Illiterates=nicompoops.Your education must have been very poor.
Why don't you start reading so you can spot sarcasm when you see it.
It's not just about throwing online insults.Touts on the streets also do that as much as you do.

#My last words to you.

Oh don't go.

Please.

I want to bring out the full illiteracy in you.

Don't forget, you're an e-warrior.

You should never give up.

Scallywag.

ANUOFIA.

Politics › Re: Buhari Will Lead Military To Fight Boko Haram – Osinbajo by jerflakes(m): 12:44pm On Jan 27, 2015*

[size=14pt]Na so.

Presidential cowboy

Rugged dreamer

[/size]

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Politics › Re: PDP-Sponsored Documentary On Buhari & My Analysis by jerflakes(m): 12:41pm On Jan 27, 2015

I didn't bother with this topic.

Heeeeehaaaaa!

I feel like a horse.

Lemme go eat some grass.

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Health › Re: JOHESU Members Attack Doctors On Duty In Abuja by jerflakes(m): 12:41pm On Jan 27, 2015

thorpido:
Poor you.Does it even make sense to you to say illiterates understand it?
Your education is flawed!

Duh.

Illiterates are a special breed of nicompoops.

They clearly understand each other.

Maga.

Health › Re: JOHESU Members Attack Doctors On Duty In Abuja by jerflakes(m): 8:53am On Jan 27, 2015

thorpido:
Na you no well.

Don't you know how to decipher sarcasm?

Sarcasm indeed.

Na only illiterates dey understand your so-called sarcasm

Travel › Re: Unmanned Drone Crashes In Borno Village by jerflakes(m): 8:28am On Jan 27, 2015

InvertedHammer:
/

How dare you ask Africans to use their brains for something progressive?

\

I tire o.

African WAHALA na multifaceted, their brains are locked on the wrong path.

Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu Releases New Breath-taking Photos..check On It!!! by jerflakes(m): 7:48am On Jan 27, 2015

englishmart:
my ~~breathe~~ breath is still very intact. Those pictures ain't capable of taking away my wonderful ~~breathe~~ breath

Politics › Re: Buhari Is Qualified, APC Insists; Cites Another Law by jerflakes(m): 7:43am On Jan 27, 2015

3sha4lyf:
you must be a learner!!! A lot of people gained admission into higher institutions even if they failed some subjects, and thats cos someone could attest on their ability to engage in further studies or their present and previous [work] experiences speak for them. Check out schools in the UK and ask yourself how come some people can do masters and even MBA even when they got Third Class in their undergrads.

Ïdîøt.

I dey talk naija, you dey talk UK.

Go get third class for naija make we see weda you'll be accepted internationally.

If you have nothing to say, STFU.

Politics › Re: Crazy Combination Of Food Some People Eat In Nigeria by jerflakes(m): 7:27am On Jan 27, 2015

Toothpaste and bread.

Healthy sandwich.

Health › Re: JOHESU Members Attack Doctors On Duty In Abuja by jerflakes(m): 7:25am On Jan 27, 2015

thorpido:
So JOHESU don dey carry teargas?The lab scientists na dem dey manufacture am.

Which kain lab scientist dey manufacture teargas.

undecided

You well so?

Politics › Re: Breaking News:- Obasanjo Defects To APC by jerflakes(m): 7:23am On Jan 27, 2015

You wish.

APC dreamers.

Travel › Re: Unmanned Drone Crashes In Borno Village by jerflakes(m): 7:18am On Jan 27, 2015*

[size=14pt]Kool!

Why don't the military take it apart, study the materials and produce something similar.

That's how you learn. [/size]

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Webmasters › Re: Nairaland Redesign In Progress (photo) by jerflakes(m): 5:22am On Jan 27, 2015

This design go suck mb na.

Nairaland is designed in such a way that it's very light and easy to load.

Go back to the drawing board and forget these bloggers' design.

By the way, nice work though.

Crime › Re: An Only Son Accused Of Killing Father Castrates Himself While In Police Custody by jerflakes(m): 10:29am On Jan 26, 2015

[size=15pt]Pix of the two balls and deflated scrotal sac or...you know the rest. [/size]

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Jokes Etc › Re: Reasons To Make Wealth by jerflakes(m): 6:40am On Jan 24, 2015

sonnel:
I want to be very rich to the extent that if i find a rat in my house,instead of killing the rat,i will leave and buy a better house.what do u think guyz?

I'll be so rich that my cat wouldn't let me find a rat.

Jokes Etc › Re: Please Where Is This Girl ? by jerflakes(m): 5:14am On Jan 24, 2015

Wetin be that her name again?
Binta, Simbi,...?

Agriculture › Re: Huge Hippopotamus Killed In River Benue (PHOTO) by jerflakes(m): 5:12am On Jan 24, 2015

[size=14pt]Naija too dey like kill anything.

Na wa o!!!![/size]

Agriculture › Re: Huge Hippopotamus Killed In River Benue (PHOTO) by jerflakes(m): 5:10am On Jan 24, 2015

Yungwizzzy:
is it PEJ?

na wa to you o.

Politics › Re: Atiku Condemns Attack On Jonathan: "Office Of The President Must Be Respected" by jerflakes(m): 6:52pm On Jan 23, 2015*

What nonsense.

Whoever has access to this my nairaland account?

angry

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Politics › Re: Buhari Is Qualified, APC Insists; Cites Another Law by jerflakes(m): 6:46am On Jan 22, 2015*

[size=14pt]Buhari is not qualified.

His wasc is invalid.

He failed maths, a requirement course in
Wasc.

That notwithstanding, the minimum number of courses to pass in wasc is 7.

Buhari passed only one course and got 5 credits.

He's not even qualified to join the Army.

Illiteracy personified. [/size]

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Politics › Re: North Under Siege Because Of Buhari —gov Lamido by jerflakes(m): 6:01am On Jan 22, 2015

Tell them

Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Glows In Floral Outfit,hit Or Miss? by jerflakes(m): 11:09am On Jan 21, 2015

elantraceey:
Why are you using me to book space

Check again. undecided

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