₦airaland Forum

Ebubu:
monday is holiday that’s y it’ll be enforced tuesday

Ok. Now I get you.

You will have to land at Montreal Airport right?
Nice place.

Thamesbridge:
I have finally arrived in Canada. To be sincere this country is beautiful. Job opportunities here are like akara and ewedu.

There's nothing like mega churches here, what they have are mega industrial complexes. On Sundays you won't hear noise, people quietly pray to God and after which they go to entertainment centers, shopping to have fun and relax. I haven't even seen one mosque here not to talk of hearing allahu akubar.

I am not mincing words, this country is not heaven oo, but Nigeria is like a hell somewhere compared to this place. You can never see police blocking the road, no kidnappers, no insecurity, etc. Everyone just moving and minding their business.

But I must note that pussy is hard to find here. You cannot lure any girl with money here because everyone's working and busy. Nothing like women of easy virtue here. No girl gives a fu.k about you. Girls wear only pants and bra here but it doesn't mean they are women of easy virtue until you try to touch, then you will see yourself in police net. Like this one I saw in a bus and another two girls i saw at the train station as shown below. People are so free here but they aren't easy to get laid.

If you are planning to come here, make sure you buy ma's.tubation cream or else konji will conjure you. For three months and yet to see pussy. The Indian lady that managed to give me her number refused taking her calls for almost three days now, but I understand because girls here are after their job not after men that will dash them money and buy iPhone for them.

In a nutshell, Canada is bae, everything looks cool and beautiful, jobs opportunities here are like akara, but pussy isn't easy to get here unlike Nigeria where I would have been playing with pussies.

Very important note: until you come here, you won't know you are living in a hell called Nigeria. I wish goodluck to everyone of you trying to come here, Canadian visa is hard to get but keep trying one day your luck will shine. I tried applying for 3 consecutive times but it eventually clicked on the fourth time. Goodluck to you guys as you keep trying.

Please send in more pictures of Canada. Let's see the environs. I have been to Brooklyn but not Canada. Let's see pics abeg.

Thamesbridge:
I have finally arrived in Canada. To be sincere this country is beautiful. Job opportunities here are like akara and ewedu.

There's nothing like mega churches here, what they have are mega industrial complexes. On Sundays you won't hear noise, people quietly pray to God and after which they go to entertainment centers, shopping to have fun and relax. I haven't even seen one mosque here not to talk of hearing allahu akubar.

I am not mincing words, this country is not heaven oo, but Nigeria is like a hell somewhere compared to this place. You can never see police blocking the road, no kidnappers, no insecurity, etc. Everyone just moving and minding their business.

But I must note that pussy is hard to find here. You cannot lure any girl with money here because everyone's working and busy. Nothing like women of easy virtue here. No girl gives a fu.k about you. Girls wear only pants and bra here but it doesn't mean they are women of easy virtue until you try to touch, then you will see yourself in police net. Like this one I saw in a bus and another two girls i saw at the train station as shown below. People are so free here but they aren't easy to get laid.

If you are planning to come here, make sure you buy ma's.tubation cream or else konji will conjure you. For three months and yet to see pussy. The Indian lady that managed to give me her number refused taking her calls for almost three days now, but I understand because girls here are after their job not after men that will dash them money and buy iPhone for them.

In a nutshell, Canada is bae, everything looks cool and beautiful, jobs opportunities here are like akara, but pussy isn't easy to get here unlike Nigeria where I would have been playing with pussies.

Very important note: until you come here, you won't know you are living in a hell called Nigeria. I wish goodluck to everyone of you trying to come here, Canadian visa is hard to get but keep trying one day your luck will shine. I tried applying for 3 consecutive times but it eventually clicked on the fourth time. Goodluck to you guys as you keep trying.

And you will never hear it or see a mosque there in Jesus'name.
If they were there, there would be no peace in Canada. I am happy with this. May we never hear them in Canada.

Na so France allow them. One day, a high school boy beheaded his teacher for drawing Mohammed.

Those people burnt my family house too. We forgive but we don't forget.
May the see the light of Christ and repent.


Pvssy will be hard to get because the girls are reasonable human beings who male a living without using the sweet hmsoot between their legs. They are smart and intelligent. You will notice their responsible nature from their dressing. But Nigerian girls are nothing outside their ugly fuggly smelly wide pvssy.
There is a different level of irritation caused by the pvssy of Nigerian girls. They're too dirty and they have no respect for their body, hence, they see it as their most valuable asset which is traded for money but the whites see LOVE as a valuable asset above pvssy.

Ebubu:
it will be enforced tuesday

Wait. So there's no holiday on Monday?

mizz2posh:
Omehia was removed after he won governorship election by court, cos amechi was the partys rightful candidate. Omehia was not recognized by amechi govt he didn't get any benefit as ex gov. When Wike came in as governor, to spite Amechi because him and Amechi are political enemies, he asked the house of assembly to recognize Omehia as former gov, put his pic in govt house as ex gov and gave him all the salaries he missed as gov and was paying him all the money ex govs recieve etc. Now Omehia was seen in a pic with Atiku 2 weeks ago, that means Omehia is supporting Atiku against Wike right, na wetin vex wike be that o lol.

Everything that transpired over years you summarized in few lines. Wow!
Thanks big time!

dontrulee:
Lolz.... Two Hot kids.
Boy, up your game. To get sexual with a girl is a process and it's very obvious you don't even know the process from your chat with your gf.

If you know your game very well, you can make any girl fall for you badly no matter her mood. Infact, it's when her mood is very bad that's she's susceptible the most. I wish I can teach you a few things but I don't have time

Please find time let's learn.

Romanoff:
He will still say "it's the devil".

When some mothers refuse their husband bathing their young daughters, it's because of stories like this.

How can a mother know that her husband can sexually abuse their own daughter?

How can a mother be protective of her daughter from the girl's father?

May God help us o.

Truly, some men are monsters. This is why I pray daily for heaveito guide my heart.

Savvy19:
Simp

There is a right way to simp. Simp for a woman who honors her body and honors you not a woman who has been fvcked by several men and above 23.
Do not simp for a single mother; there is a reason the men who fvcked her left her

Do not simp for a community borehole; there is a reason why many dike entered her and none stayed. (Don't be the foolish one to wife her. Your mother did not give birth to a fool).

Do not simp for a single lady of age 25 -30; there is a reason no man wants to marry her. Fvck and pass her to the next fvcker.

Simp for a virgin girl in her prime 18-23. If she has sense at this age, then you're sure she will have sense for life.

Waitin the man do abeg?
Who can narrate what happened to me?

Kam2021:
I don't know who is more foolish between you and those that liked the nonsense you posted.

E pain you ahbi?
Truth dey always pain.
Either you're one of those who regrets now or you're married to one of those overused pvssies.
One way or the other, I know you're caught up in the web that's why you're soooooooo pained.

Konjiboii:
Tah shut up dia, virgin Kee you dia

Instead of you to listen to the truth, you're doing anyhow.

teeshet:
I have this 21 year old. I disvirgined her before she got admission into uni and we like each other. But My fear is losing her to other dicks in school. Though she said she's been celibating. What should I do?

Verily verily I say unto you, even if she fvcks other d!cks she will still come back to you if you want her.
I can not tell you that she will remain celibate till the end of her stay in school. I can not tell you that she won't follow other boys. And I can not tell you that you're the only one who will fvck her. But what I can tell you is that as long as you still desire her, she will FOREVER be yours.

Don't mess a good relationship up because she "could" be doing other guys. Call her regularly, say sweet things to her, don't let her miss you, send her money no matter how little, visit her in school if you can, keep her close to your heart and let her know you will never let her go.
Don't give her a reason to doubt you (you can fvck other chicks while she's away though. It's even better you get one girl you will be bankrolling before your gf comes back from school. But don't let her know). Be
nice to her now more than ever. And above all, pray for her. She needs prayers so that stupid friends won't corrupt her.

This is how to treat a woman you disvirgin.
Good luck son.

Ebubu:
better register with CONUA and set attendance registrar and collect list of ASUU lecturers who fail to resume lectures by Monday, so that they can be sacked.

that should be your first duty.

Shut up!
Monday is public Holiday mumu.

A woman of importance.
I get orgasms when I see great women like this.
Carry-on ma.

Those who insulted this girl for marrying early are still single.
Those who said she married old man don't even have aged man to marry them.
Those who say she left her young boyfriend don't even have a serious manfriend in their life.

Regina married as a virgin (Ned don't do non virgins) and she's currently enjoying her home. Those who has fvcked more than on pen!s are now suffering in their marriages. Some even wished they didn't marry.

Guys, if you want a Happy home you can return to after work, please don't marry a woman above 23 and don't marry a woman you did not disvirgin.

Let foolish men marry those old overused pvssies. Besides, we can not all get good things in life; some men will get the worst. Those are the ones who marry what another man has fvcked and those are the ones who train another man's children with their hard-earned money.

Sweetplum:
Money laundering website. Someone ll Hush puppy money there.

Why are you not happy marriage?
Modified: "married"

Oya answer.

For Tinubu hit like.
For Obi hit share.
For Atiku quote me.
For Kwankwaso, just pass.

I have nothing to say.

F

Honestly speaking this is not the problem of most Nigerian girls above 24.

Their major problem is marriage. Some of them have pushed away guys who truly loved them when they were 18 -23 because they have many guy chasing them at that time.
They chose flashy boy over a serious man who wanted to be with them forever.

Some even thought they guys are not their specs because of the attention they get from many men.
But now, they are getting older (27 -30) and the attention is no more there. They wished the have stayed with that man who came for them when they were younger.

Now they regret playing with men.
They're now praying daily for a man.


Sisters, Muslim- muslim ticket or CHRISTIAN - Christian ticket will not change your situation.

No sane man want to be with a woman who was fvcked by another man.

You have wasted your life and you're expecting a man who worked for his money to pay Bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of inlaws just to enter a pvssy which was fvcked by another man who only gave recharge cards and indomie?

Even if you manage to marry, the man will cheat on you with younger girls and frustrate you until you contemplate suicide.

Las las, you will either become grumpy old single lady your entire life or end up as a single mother.
You're paying for wasting your time playing men thinking your beauty will last forever. Now is your time to pay!


EVERYONE PAYS EVENTUALLY

When you marry a non virgin, frustration will make you kill her.
She will compare you with her first fvcker and began to misbehave until you attempt killing her.

Avoid a frustrating woman; avoid a woman you did not disvirgin.


Fvck any girl that opens her legs but when it comes to marriage, take the pains to find a virgin to avoid broken home.

feminist35:
It's not like I'm looking for a financially stable man. So far he's sensible, committed and doesn't cheat. All I ask for. But they will still find a way to cheat on u with a small girl

Yes! Because you have downplayed the man who truly loved you. He came to you when you were around 18 -23 but you felt there are many options.
Now all have failed you. You now sleep in regrets.
To be honest, you have missed your chance of having a loving man. You can not experience true love again.

Anyone who dates you now will cheat on you because you have lost the vibez.

Your best bet is to become a single mother and just continue fvcking joysticks.

Jeon:
You all need to wake especially those preteens. Men don't love you.
They're around you for

Sex and domestic labor.
To use and abuse
Ego
Can't do with loneliness

Calm down. She's not even sexual attractive anymore.

SmartGadgetz:
Me na from 18years upwards. Again, 20years upwards are out of the way.

Team Catch dem young. The younger and naive the merrier. Guys are my communicating.

Ride on brother. We dey behind you my brother. No time for FATima kinda pvssy.

Jeweltz:
Don't mind them sister. Dey r always confused. Just focus on what your doing right now. A good man will come. I know it is hard to feel like no man is coming, but hang on

The only man she can get now is a man that will marry her and cheat on her with younger fertile girls.
Las las, she will become a single mother. No two ways should it.

marlow1962:
Lol very soon you will care.

She already does. That is why she made that post.
The lady is seriously pained.

Pakwel:
Lol. E pain this one say men no dey look her side again. ]

I tell you. E dey pain many of them.

Them no dey reason better guys wey wan die for them when dem dey young and beautiful. Dem go dey post pictures for Facebook that time, dey bounce guys calls, dey keep guy's chat pending, dey form sweet sixteen.
Hahahah, life don turn table around now.
The guys wey dem no dey respect that time na him Dem dey look for now.


If a lady rejects you, go down on your knees and thank God!

feminist35:
Men are all over always trying to deceive Young girls, 20yrs to 25yrs, into a relationship. Many of these men will not bother with a mature and independent lady because they know these type of ladies will see them for the coward and failure that they are. A 35yrs old woman is mature enough to know what she wants, but no, they won't go for her. They will rather be disturbing Young girls in their prime and be looking for virgin up and down

It's not fear of independence.
Look at it this way. How many children can a woman of 30 or 35 born before she hit menopause?
How fertile are these expired women?
Do you know that some of them have thighs and body covered with acne and stretch marks like pole wire?
Do you know that once a girl is above 25 without a man to maintain her , she starts to deteriorate?

Unlike a man who remains fertile all through his life, a woman gets clumsier with age.

Besides, is it not better to have a woman you can control, direct and love than the so called independent old and expired 30 year old?

What men want is a happy home they can return to after work and a woman who can take care of his children not some stupid overgrown idiots claiming to be independent women.

In conclusion, many women who are unmarried at the age of 27 have serious life threatening diseases. Any man that pick such a woman will spend his hard earned money on treating her illness. She's literally a walking corpse! You should have married one of those serious men who approached you when you were younger. Now it's time to pay by remaining lonely forever or get maltreated in any marriage you enter.

EVERY BODY PAYS EVENTUALLY!

Forget that cooking. Real women don't like a man to complete with them in the kitchen. A man cooking is only sweet during dating not marriage.

She wants a man to eat her and eat her food. A woman wants a man to long for her food not the other way round.

A woman can over look everything; ugly face, short stature, weak Bank account balance, etc. But you see that penis ba... A woman can never over look it's performance
!

You must sabi fvck o.

E go break pimpus. E go deep penis inside your vag. E go suck brewws. E go rob hin penis for your pvssy. E go even plait hair.
But I tell you, the moment you begin giv another man attention, he go leave you straight!

And if you no be virgin, he go still leave you.

Fira09:
SOURCE

This king doesn't have taste for women.