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When you ask a girl out, go into your closet and check your life.
When you engage a girl, go into your house and check your life.
Once you begin to see negative changes, brother dump the girl.
Some of these girls are carriers of bad luck.

Your neighbor abi your wife?
Could be your sister though.
Anyhow, I know that girl is related to you.

Something must kill a man.

Above all, pray toto will not kill you

laiperi:
If you were watching, Charles ignored a Black lady trying to give him flowers.

The racism is ingrained. Though their great grandfather was Black, they rejected Harry and Megan and their children.

Uju Anya is right!

It's good.
Blacks no get sense! Britain shouldn't accommodate them more than required.
Blacks that kill themselves for property and outta jealousy.
Nice one from king Charles.

Dollarlanderr:
Abeg tell me wen person confirm if na lie abi true

Ok just drop your number.

Another life spoilt by toto.

What do they gain from drinking alcohol sef?

Stay true to whatever you do and one day, your enemies will become fans (as long as you didn't hurt anyone).

Na lie abi na true?

Better leave that mama alone. Na she know waitin her eye see for marriage.

Op, suicide is your best friend.
Rest in peace!

I didn't read the long epistle. I don't have that time.
But I tell you that one day the money you want to eat will cost you your dear life.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Wow...I love their attire.. there's something special and different about Nigeria tribes...

Attire - checked.
Brain - ----

tommy589:
I am a movie enthusiasts that decides btw 5-7 minutes if a movie is worth watching. Directing,camera, lighting, etc influence my quick decision. Watching the Heist to the end means it was suspense filled and my time was not wasted

Are you serious?
Which stupid suspense is in that movie when you already know that each time they come face-to-face with problem, they always get out?
First, no police (save Nigeria; even nija police can't do that if they haven't been compromised) will stay negotiating irresponsibly with a thief at gun point while snipers are in position.
Secondly, you can not chip a high ranking inspector with microphone. His technically team would have pick up the frequency the moment he enters the camp (just like that professor picks up the frequency of the policemen when they tried to enter the Royal mints.

Thirdly, how are they able to hide for two year! Two years with "untraceable money!"
Think this. If the money they spend is untraceable, the government will one time receive the money back into the bank (the thives have to spend/ buy something from the locals and the locals will one day deposit this money in their banks and the banks will have to deposit theirs in the central bank). Now if the untraceable money reaches central bank, it becomes traceable; money A we know. Where is this money B coming from?

The stupid director would have just added that the thieves has someone inside the government. Simple! All their foolish errors would have been forgiven and people like me will watch it and be happy.


If that movie fools you, then you're either too old to comprehend anything or you don't know shit about security and intelligence.
This is why I love Hollywood; they try as much as possible to creat logical movies.

tommy589:
Well,one man's meat is another man's poison

You mean some people actually vibe to that script? Haba!

After hearing about this movie for a long time, I decided to watch it with some friends.
Sincerely, I get angry and angrier as I see each episode.
Like what the fvck!
A girl rides pass a squad of well trained snipers, a full unit of police men and national security guards and no one! I mean, no one could gun her down!
It's like the director thought everyone in the world is stupid.
I kept watching because, well, it was weekend and we actually had nothing to do.

I had to stop at episode 2 or 3 of season three when I saw the nonsense done by the special bodyguards of the Governor of Bank of Spain. They're supposed to be trained and they couldn't shoot down a couple of stupid pvssies with pistols?

Nonsense!
I'm not even watching again; it can make me dull.

NwaMamaIwota:
yes ooo
that's why I turned you down
hahahahaha

You will wish you accepted him just like you're currently wishing you accepted those guys who came your way when you were younger.
You can get anyone better.

Do you notice where they mentioned virgins in the program?
Verily verily I say unto you, virginity is a virtue and a glory. If you as a woman has lost yours to a man you're not married to, then you're a curse to your children; born and unborn.

CSTRR:
I listened to his wife speaking and it was so calm and so refined.

It was almost like a female preacher.

A far cry from the rascality of remi Tinubu.

Werey!
You dey fall for toto.

Tina00writer:
Happy birthday first lady

Wait for INEC proclamation first na.

Solofresh2:
Make I rest small abeg

Help me 5th November and 15th July. ABeg

Solofresh2:
Stop derailing my thread.I am judging according to the birth date I see and not what you do on Nairaland

Shooo. Sorry o. Not vex. Continue

Before you marry your woman, make sure you test her the way Op and his friend did. If she passed, marry her. If she failed...well the choice is yours.

Solofresh2:
You are well mannered, quiet and seems to be shy,yet you usually manage to get your way

Liar!
This person up there is social as shit.

segcymoor:
Develop...

Thanks jare better person.

blaquebelle:
90% psychological my ass

Chairman, you have been monitoring me. .
Free me na.

lxjohnsone:
I really depressed because most girls have had s*x with I didn't feel a thing some at the first time I do feel a little but when we having sex the second time I don't feel anything even tho they do mourn this is really making me depressed just recently got a new girlfriend found out she is still a virgin but I'm just scared of losing her when she tried out other dicks my dick is not even up to 5 inches please I need advice on what to do.

Chai ! See mumu.
Sex is 90% psychological. You're already depressed in you mind so the depression reflects on your penis.
Make use of fingering and pre-intimacy. When it's time to enter, close her legs together and penetrate from behind or from under her laps.

Get yourself together.

AishaDant:
Kiss my slippers hater!

Hanty give him your number. This kinda tension is a reflection of L...

GreatVocalist:
And did I say that all women turn off their read receipts? Your brain dey leak?

Which state are you?