₦airaland Forum

Frank2021:
Jesus Christ you are making me fear o

Don't call that name anyhow. It's not Islamic name.
Shey na you wan fvck? Then you should be ready for what comes after.

hkunle71:
You get brain damage

You're a Bat. A very foolish bat.

stormborn28:
Are you OK . even the dead can not vote Tinubu after the disaster cause by his party APC

Shut up and focus on the message I am passing across and forget batman.

GardenOfGod:

Shizzi23:
You talk a lot of sense here but the ending part make all be rubbsh Ogun bend u and that mumu Batman #IrepObi

Hahaha! You like quarrel pass fight.

For me it's Infinix hot 8.
I used it for 2 years 3 months before it got stolen.
It worked very fine until I departed with it.
Let's hear yours.

Make sure you want to marry her.

Now to the lesson;
Rob your penis on her tigh until it becomes very hard. Slide it into her vag gently until it penetrates.
Note: you have to make good use of pre-intimacy so as to make her very wet. Else, the penetration will be very painful to her.

As you progress into her, make sure to ask her if she wants you to stop.
As soon as she says "stop". Brother, stop and continue another day.

Sex with a virgin takes patience the first time. After which you can fvck her really hard.

Good luck bro.

Finally, you need to understand that after the sex, one of these two things will definitely happen to you:
1. Either you progress in life ( your life becomes more meaningful, great job, you start a project and finish it, etc) or
2. You retrogress (bad things start to happen to you, death all around you, loss of job, you aquire bad habit, depression and frustration set into your life, you get scammed, all manner of losses begin to happen in your life until one day, just one day, you die miserably)

No be Every toto you go fvck o.

Konjiboii:
So just recently I came across an ex post on IG showcasing her marriage pictures and husband and I just felt bad for the dude, despicable things me and his woman did in the past I doubt she will ever go that length with him, the ways we fvcked and gallons of jizz she swallowed. Truly what you don't know can't kill you.
I wish them the best of luck.





















But mehnnnnnnn

Abeg post her picture make I see whether na dey girl wey I don chike too.

CrownOfClay724:
You're jealous she didn't end up with you?

Despicable shiit you both did together and you're feeling for the dude

Come on!
You should feel for yourself, I think

You should also pity the man who picked up leftover.

crazygod:
Put expiry dates on currencies. This will go a long way in curbing looting that can't be traced. The US dollar has a 10 year life span and then it expires before another is printed same with the pound sterling.

You get sense small o.
I concur.

ihatebuhari:
no wonder your family is miserable.

FIY, we are doing fine by the grace of God.

GardenOfGod:
Is BAT a virgin?

Shut up.

iamrealdeji:
No man deserves to marry a non-virgin. They're disgusting and dangerous. Indian and Arab men are so selective and don't go for girls some people have already used before.

May the harmer of wisdom fall fiercely on your forehead my brother.
You're smart.

GenBuhari:
Marrying a virgin is not the answer. Virgins may also have ex-boyfriend. Also remember even the best ashawos were once virgins.

What is this one saying?

Jennyclay:
Why're you this pained? Is it Our fault you're using a palasa chinko android phone?

Jealousy!!

This girl. Do you have a castle on nairaland?

Shit!
I dislike this thing.

You will need to go to Togo or Uganda. Not in Nigeria; except you want stolen phones.

[quote author=Mc6xty post=115825511][/quote]My mom have never slept with any other man except my father. They're old now and he still values her.
She's a decent women and my sisters followed in her steps.

Miravik900:
But you know even the one you deflower can still cheat on you?

Rarely. Except you didn't value what you took from her.

geladinho1:
U AND NON VIRGIN MATTER EM BE LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER. THIS IS FUTBALL SIR NOT ROMANCE

You want your children to be bright like these footballers, marry a virgin woman. if you didn't, know that as a mother is, so will the child be.
Responsible mother birth responsible children.

Peacecore:
Op u r calling for Vawulence and Vawulence shall be found when these ladies shows online

Even them know say na true I dey talk.
Many of them can't really tell the father of their first child.
Some knew that their husbandbis not the father of some of their children. Some are still sleeping with their ex.
I pity men who marry non virgins.

If you didn't disvirgin your wife, then at least one of your children is not your own.
Prepare to spend your hard earned money on a child you didn't father.
Note that as soon as her ex shows up, she will fvck him again and again.
Once a woman starts misbehaving, know that she has started seeing another man.
The woman who loves you will not stress you.
Vote BAT. God bless Nigeria.

Depression na for people wey no marry virgin.
I am very happy. I can't be depressed.
Vote BAT.

If you didn't marry your wife as a virgin, then at least one of your children is not your own.
Like for Ronaldo's mother.

See them like drawing.

Airyprince:
Na where the photo dey you this 70years old man

Hahaha. He wants us to click the link.

Men, always go for younger girls. Make sure she's between 18 - 24 years. Anything above that is a problem.
You will use your hard earned money to treat diseases throughout your life.
Finally, never marry a woman you did not disvirgin; she will cheat on you the moment her ex shows up and one of your children may not be yours.

What's the noise for? Women are just objects of amusement. Simple.

So somebody can be so foolish enough to be looking at women's dp just to see which is most beautiful.
God forbid bad things. I refuse to waste my energy on women.

Whois:
My Samsung A21 came with a fast charger. Do you mean the follow come charger will spoil the phone's battery ?

How long have you be using the phone?