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The 100 naira moi moi

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I went to plateau, Jos.

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The food is quite tasty though

I visited plateau state this morning and my babe said we should eat at a local eatery after hunger hit both of us.

This babe don't like wasting money. so she entered this local eatery and ordered for her food.

I ordered for a plate of rice and moi moi.
I was expecting the waiter to mention 1500 but to my surprise, she said "a plate of rice with goat meat and moimoi is 450"


The moi moi alone is 100 naira.

ImmaculateJOE:
How do you identify a virgin lady...?

Only your penis can tell.

Interesting.

Marry a virgin and have a happy home.
Do otherwise and regret ever getting married.

Op, you chose your calamity with your own hands.
Many good men approached you when you were younger and beautiful but you pushed them all away. You played some like football. You rejected good men for this guy because he showered you with money.

Now you're regretting. You wished you had accepted one of those good men who doesn't have iphones then. Now you wish they came back. You have lost your chance for a happy home!


This is the price you pay for chasing good men away and taking their love for granted.
You are paying with your happiness.

Everyone pays eventually.

Fmartin:
I am dating a lady, and we are about to get married. She's already carrying my baby.
I have taken her to my parents. I have never taken a lady to my parents before. I have seen her parents too, and have communicated my intention to marry their daughter.

The only thing holding me now is to get things in order before paying her dowry.

The main problem now is that we keep having issues, coz, she's always making calls with her exs. i have confronted her on Several occasions, we have had fights, physical fights as well.

She told me she dont have the guts to tell them to stop calling her. She can only keep playing them till they walk away.
I told her i dont have that Luxury of patience. She has to choose between me and her exs.

Now, the issue is that she's pregnant and I have already taken her to my parents, they all like her.

I would have broken up if not because of the pregnancy. Coz, I wouldn't want to leave her with the pregnancy like that. To make matters worse, She have a kid out of wedlock. Though the father of the baby and her are not in good terms.

I hhave told her to stop making calls with her ex, but she seems sturbon.
She's ready for me to Change her sim card but I want her to use her sanity and end things with her ex in a boldly manner rather than hiding under the guise of changing sim. I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

Am confused, I need you guys advices for way forward.
No think insult, coz I gaht over dose.
Peace.....

No insult? Are you serious?
How can one offer you advice in this situation without insulting you?

YOU'RE A FOOL FOR TRYING TO MARRY A WOMAN YOU DID NOT DISVIRGIN.

The baby she's carrying is not yours and this is how she will keep giving birth to bastards got you to suffer to take care of.


Once again, you're a fool.

PrinceOfLagos:
Dem wan carry there extremism to America

Before you know it, they will start throwing bombs

I dey tell you.
That religion get violence inside.

To enjoy peace, never live close to any muslim. Chase them away as you will chase cancer away.

A loser is someone who is training another man's child thinking it's his own.
If you didn't marry your wife as a virgin, then one or two of your children are not yours.

What should not be by force is the joy in your home.

No matter the offering and tithe you gave in church, you can not have a peace of mind and a lasting home if you did not marry a virgin woman because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child.


Give tithes, give offerings but what you should never do is to date a single mother or to marry a woman whom you did not disvirgin.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Better to suffer to find a virgin and have a happy home you can return to after work than to marry one of the readily available girls and regret ever getting married.

Ethiopians calendar may be behind but they're not not economically behind.

If you want to be behind in your home, in your work, in your finances and in your happiness, marry a woman you did not disvirgin.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

Reject any prophecy that says you will marry a non virgin or a single mother.

A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child. Plus, you will die and leave your inheritance for a child you did not father.

Only a fool will pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (virgin) by a man who didn't pay anything except two eggs and indomie. Are you the fool?


Finally, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion. Better to suffer to get a virgin and have a peaceful home then to marry the readily available girls and regret ever getting married.

G00DHardDick:
Comrade go to any bar, collect anything in my name I'll pay.

This is the sanest post I have ever seen on NL.

Hahahaha. What if I collect drinks worth 3 million?

Desusi:
How would you know the extent in which Sandra has b3n bleeped by many men.if however serah who is a virgin turn out to be another woman after marrying her?what would you do?Sandra can eventually turned to be ideal woman tomorrow. Who knows except God.ln what l am saying is that human being are unpredictable. Fear and seek through Him for the best.

Twas a simple question.

Sandra or Serah?

Desusi:
In this jet age and 21st century? Where are the virgins? A virgin woman do not guarantee a happy home brother!

There are plenty virgins in town. Not all girls lack home training.


Assuming you met two ladies (serah & Sandra) who both have "good characters" that suit you but serah is a virgin while Sandra has been fvcked by many men.


Who would you use your hard earned money to pay her bride price?

Sweetplum:
We now v boys like you that only N100 condom could v prevented their existence. Boys whose father raped their harlot mom and they were born in absolute tragedy.
If hymen can't be replaced, the bible that you quoted brought grace for everyone. Such ladies v found grace while you are still looking for the next girl to fornicate with. You see, I m not here to justify losing virginity cos I cherish purity. But I m here to tell you that cos you are a boy doesn't make you pure. If you v had sex before, you v also shared your glory and you are living in borrowed time.

Finally, you believe that virginity is purity.
That's the point I am making.

Sweetplum:
You chop craze like that mosaic law. You can see that it has been abolished. Imagine you quoting bible and biological logic to bash women but package men.
Anyways, that same bible said this in: [b] 2Corinth 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.[\b]
So... biblically, you and the op or any malfunctioning headed boy here or in any part of the world can't condemn a non virgin that has repented.
That same bible told you also in Colossians 3:5 that you should: [b]
Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry.[\b]
Also in
Ephesians 5:3 that: [b]
But sexual immorality and all impurity or covetousness must not even be named among you, as is proper among saints.[\b]
Meaning men are not to v sex outside marriage. They are as condemned as the women you tagged non virgins.
Now to your biological summation: It's not the fault if a woman that was slept with alone but the man that slept with her also shared equal blame. Why ll you be fornicating when you know you are sinning and also dragging others into it?
Why ll you deceive a girl and disflower her. Then another boy like you ll meet her and say she's a loosed! Did she disflower herself or sleep with herself?
This is my msg to you n others. There are virgin boys, virgins girls and those that aren't virgin in both sexes. You and your boys ll marry from them all. If you are lucky, you get a virgin but I don't if your destiny won't end up with a retired hooker that ll milk you dry.

There's a reason why there was hymen covering your pvssy but nothing on men.

Even Jesus can not replace your broken hymen. Such glory can not be returned once it is lost. Forget it.

No man. No angel. No demon born of devil can return your glory.
It's a mistake you will forever live to regret. It's a curse that will forever Hunt your children and grandchildren.
For you to lose your Virginity before marriage shows that your mother also opened her legs for men because of two eggs and indomie.

If you doubt me, ask her.

KayCee92:
"You want to marry a good wife but you desire a bar pussy". Game of Thrones

We are talking about marrying a virgin and having a happy home free of infidelity and drama, you're talking about "bar pvssy ".

It's like you love pvssy more than your peace of mind.

I am happy. Very happy he died a painful death.
Stupid set of people called gay. God forbid stupid people.

Sweetplum:
Are you not sending them to your Baba again?
To your points.
1. How much do you have?
If you think N100K is a yard stick for financial woman, how much for a man?

2. Do you v a job?

3. Are you a virgin? If not, why are you hoping for a virgin? I think you ll marry a mortar while you are pestle.

Lastly, no vex o Uncle mmadu4. I just made points o. Cos now, it's threats I ll be seeing. I come in peace!

Many people (especially non virgin girls) have been advocating that only a virgin man should marry a virgin woman.
They are of the opinion that body- count has the same importance for women as it is for men. They are wrong!
A man is the one who gives during sex. The semen leaves his body into a woman's body. That is to say that a woman collects the semen which is housed in her body.

Have you wondered why a wife starts to look like her husband after many years in marriage? That's because she has been absorbing the man's genetic material into her body. This will somehow (however minute mix with her blood and inturn, her DNA). This traits in her system will also be passed down to her children (as we all know that fetus feeds from the mother's system (that is, they take from everything inside the mother's blood).

Now, if a woman sleep with a man who has some kinda of disorder (biological or spiritual disorder), the man deposits this disorder in to her system. Her system will keep some of these disorder ( through a genetic process called "duplication " of blue print - this is how DNA multiply in the body of animals)
If this same woman sleeps with other men, her body keeps a copy of all the men's DNA in her system ( she may not even know that this is happening). Therefore, if she slept with 5 guys, she would house five traits from these men.

Now, if this same woman marries a man. The man impregnates her. The baby will feed from the mother's body system (which is now a hub of the genetic material of 5 men). This baby will absorb the traits of these 5 men (now 6, including the husband) and develop into a full grown body.
Here is the danger of this super- hybrid.
If the traits in these five men is womanizing, stealing, assassination, gluttony and depression, this innocent baby will "inherit" these traits even when it is not found in the family of the original father.

One day, you will see your child exhibiting characters that your father and grand great father's did not exhibit and you would wonder who is the father of this boy.

This is why our fore father's used to pick wife for their children from a notable family not from a family with bad tract records.


As for wether body count means anything to a man, The man gives the semen. It leaves his body into a woman's body.
Take for example; you have a big cup. You pour orange juice in it. Then you pour wine in it. Then coke. Then mango juice. Then urine. Then tomato paste. Then saliva. Then pap. Then sea water. Then goat blood. Then engine oil and many assorted juice.
Which do you think will be conterminated?
The juice containers or the big cup?


Marry a virgin. If you did not, then I am sorry to tell you that one or Two of your children is not your own.
Most likely, your wife pinned her ex pregnancy on you.
You want to spend your life training someone else's child?
Make a choice today. Fvck any girl you want but settle down with a virgin.

Non virgins are good for sex but not for family (except you want your daughters too to open their legs for men before they marry).


Check what the bible has to say:

Deuteronomy 22:13-21
13 “If any man takes a wife and goes in to her and then hates her 14 and accuses her of misconduct and brings a bad name upon her, saying, ‘I took this woman, and when I came near her, I did not find in her evidence of virginity,’ 15 then the father of the young woman and her mother shall take and bring out the evidence of her virginity to the elders of the city in the gate. 16 And the father of the young woman shall say to the elders, ‘I gave my daughter to this man to marry, and he hates her; 17 and behold, he has accused her of misconduct, saying, “I did not find in your daughter evidence of virginity.” And yet this is the evidence of my daughter's virginity.’ And they shall spread the cloak before the elders of the city. 18 Then the elders of that city shall take the man and whip[a] him, 19 and they shall fine him a hundred shekels[b] of silver and give them to the father of the young woman, because he has brought a bad name upon a virgin[c] of Israel. And she shall be his wife. He may not divorce her all his days. 20 But if the thing is true, that evidence of virginity was not found in the young woman, 21 then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones, because she has done an outrageous thing in Israel by whoring in her father's house. So you shall purge the evil from your midst

mmadu4:
No 1 No MONEY in account . not even upto 100k

no 2 no job or source of income

no3 not a virgin


dont even think about it . only a simp will marry such a girl . at the end he will die before his time

That number 3 is a sure thing. No hymen, no commitment.
Na to just fvck and allow her move on to another fvcker. Simple.

This is so much better than spending the money to marry a girl he didn't disvirgin.

Fvck and girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

Don't give your best (commitment) to a woman who gave her best (virginity) to another man because of iphone or two eggs and indomie. Only a fool will do that. Are you the fool?

Flows001:
You don talk am finish my brother. I saw a video on a Facebook page, where a 20year old girl was saying she she has lost count of guys she has slept with, I personally know so many young girls like that too...
Many of our Naija babes don finish cast, this is the reason why I dey hold my virgin babe like egg, I deliberately no gree deflower her because that's the only way I can be sure no other guy has gone there, though she's trustworthy and virtuos, na even me be her first boyfriend and relationship, I taught her every single romantic experience like kissing, smooching e.t.c, but I deliberately dey reserve the main stuff for our wedding night, i no go mind pay any amount on her as bride price because she get my 100% wife qualities and to crown it all, na still tear rubber, many ladies of her age don collect uncountable gbolas tire.
Fear WOMEN!!

If she offends you after marriage, discipline her in love and forgive her. Never let her go.
Happy home awaits you.

sircatherine45:
Jeromestarks, I owe you and omolasho a night of beer and suya in Mauritania.

We will meet there someday and flex money and jolly very well.

SenatePresdo:
The problem na to find virgin for this our current Nigeria.
Most virgins are still in their junior secondary, and their parents may not really wanna give them off for marriage at that age.

HoW to find a virgin woman
https://www.nairaland.com/7345496/places-find-virgin-woman

Naajjii:
But we have lots of you here in the north living with us doing business . Most of them could not go back home for Christmas like they used. Then we should also send them packing.

They're stupid for staying with you there in muslim populated area. They're not safe unless, there is no single muslim in their entire area.
No peace living amongst muslims except you separate yourself from them.

Thomthom:
This your comment eee. I don't know the inspirations behind it.. so if we no see Virgin make we no marry.. what of the ones wey we disvirgin no be another man go marry them

Definitely, someone will marry them. That's the beautiful thing. Everyone can not have a happy home. Some men are destined to have infidel home. The are destined to train bastards. They are destined to be unfortunate in life. Those men are the ones who marry the girls we fvcked and dumped.
That's how the life is- everyone can not get the best. Some must get the worst. Are you destined to get the worst or the best?