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LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie's Clapback To "Nigeria Has Bookshops?" Question In France. by jeronimo(m): 5:16pm On Jan 27, 2018
Fifthwave:
I'll visit your part of the jungle in a moon's time.
Are your maidens also butt unclad?
All the maidens in this part are taken. There are still a couple of them available too though..... That is if you don't mind sagging boobs
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie's Clapback To "Nigeria Has Bookshops?" Question In France. by jeronimo(m): 2:26pm On Jan 27, 2018
cool
Fifthwave:
Also, we use leaves to make clothes to clad ourselves.
cool

You guys must be from the elite part of the jungle. We run around butt naked here. I have to change tree today though, tired of forcing myself in between bamboo I need an iroko.
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TravelRe: Dorcas Shola Fapson Releases Video Of Taxify Driver Attacking Her by jeronimo(m): 9:22am On Jan 26, 2018
IkpuMmadu:
When a car is on child lock...you can't open it from the inside ...if you don't have a car ,pls shut it up and stop disgracing


There is what we call child lock. If the car is on it, you can't open it unless from outside
Seriously You mean a taxify driver will put his car on child lock? I seriously doubt that
PoliticsRe: Bakare: Buhari Did Nothing About Benue Genocide Though Warned 18 Months Earlier by jeronimo(m): 6:46pm On Jan 14, 2018
grin
CelebritiesRe: "Buhari Is The Worst President In The World" - Skales Says. by jeronimo(m): 10:12am On Jan 11, 2018
kolawoleibukun:
in as much as I no like Buhari, but all these kind words no get meaning. Of all the singers in the whole world where you place your own self. Scale has not sold hundred copied in sales. He songs or albums have no certification at all. You never get award on his Wikipedia page self. No useful information. This guy has been singing since 2009. Pikin wen dem born that time some done get first school leaving certification. But scales you have no certification for all your works. You are not in the top 10 best artist in town.

You should thank God that Nigeria has population if not you for day pump mote tyre for express.

Before Buhari enter power Nigeria don already spoil. Na oil boom finish us.

Even as I condemn scales so Buhari is a huge disgrace to us. Just a deaf moomu way dem carry put for power. look at all the evil happening if he is too deaf to rule why not die or step down? People believe say him for don die since for london. See as e lean when e return.

My problem be say many pastor day deceive people into thinking that prayer is the solution. until people eye go open e go hard. Scale where you day when Charley boy day protest?
I Just listened to "booty language" by skales. The young man is doing well for himself. He may not be where his contemporaries like wizkid is but he is well known. If he keeps up this tempo, he will sure leave his mark as a Nigerian artiste. But folks like you won't see that, your negativity won't let you. As a matter of fact your negativity is the reason why you have so much time on your hand to write something that can pull a fellowman striving to better himself down. Wehdon sir, continue
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Stuns In New Photos by jeronimo(m): 7:07am On Dec 30, 2017
Tessie01:
Yh seen. I've been trying to reply it. dunno what to do
Just reply the email.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Stuns In New Photos by jeronimo(m): 3:34pm On Dec 29, 2017
Tessie01:
cute
Hi, I just sent you a pm.
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Protesting Against Jonathan's N140 Per Litre Of Fuel (Throwback by jeronimo(m): 6:41pm On Dec 26, 2017
Na so
FamilyRe: How Feminism Destroyed The U.S. Black Family by jeronimo(m): 12:13am On Dec 24, 2017
Wow! What an insightful perspective. As true as most of what she said is, this trend called feminism is already as good as a fast moving train that can't be stopped.
BusinessRe: I Need A Way Of Making Money Online That Works, I Am Broke by jeronimo(m): 11:45am On Dec 23, 2017
Donald3d:
its like whatsapp, only better, you can chat on mobile,it has a desktop app, a web interface and you can share any file and etc,i really have ideas for you, i am not constant on whatsapp,cos i am a designer and web person,always on pc,thats why i asked if you are on telegram
Bro I don't mind being part of your ideas sharing. I'm on telegram, how do I add you? Many thanks in advance
CelebritiesRe: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (Throwback Photo) by jeronimo(m): 12:43pm On Dec 14, 2017
Lol
RomanceRe: Girl Asks Guy If They Could Just Be Friends, Guy’s Response Is Funny by jeronimo(m): 11:50pm On Dec 13, 2017
EpicMaurice:
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Meme miners! cool
EpicMaurice:
t̲̅u̲̅a̲̅l̲̅e̲̅ f̲̅o̲̅r̲̅ t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅ g̲̅u̲̅y̲̅ grin
Meme miners!
PoliticsRe: ‘Where Is The $65bn Obasanjo Left In Excess Crude Account?’ Amaechi Fires At GEJ by jeronimo(m): 9:29am On Dec 13, 2017
bedspread:
If Obj left 65b as u say.... Then u should be asking the Late Yaradua dt Questionhuh
Gbam! You have answered the question. Oya can the thread be closed now?
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Or DC Movies, Which Do You Prefer? by jeronimo(m): 6:09pm On Dec 02, 2017
Ashley86400:
Dude, you are such a nerd. . . grin
You are a true fan indeed. I had all these expectations from DC when they the recent movies started coming in but I have not been really impressed. Thing is everyone knows how powerful super heroes are, it goes beyond just breaking mountains and being indestructible, people want to see stories with deep plot and not just special effects. One can't help but notice this disparity between marvel movies and DC movies. The difference is the rich storyline, attention to details, witty lines, amazing continuity and trying to connect with both comic book fans and new fans alike. I'd say the writers have to do more work
PropertiesRe: Eko Atlantic Gets First Occupant - Pic by jeronimo(m): 12:43pm On Dec 02, 2017
Let the billionaires flock in, oh I mean trickle in
CrimeRe: CIA Agent Confesses On Deathbed: ‘I Killed Bob Marley’ by jeronimo(m): 12:27pm On Dec 02, 2017
Is this a John Grisham or Hardley Chase novel?
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Offers To Help Nigerians In Libya by jeronimo(m): 4:11pm On Dec 01, 2017
Jaytecq:
what am saying is this...
when churches call for money raising... We hear lots of condemning, yet they expect churches to stand up for charity and peoples aid

just confused huh
I get your point. One thing is sure if churches can use the same drive used in raising funds for building projects in raising funds for charity works such condemnations will die out.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Offers To Help Nigerians In Libya by jeronimo(m): 4:05pm On Dec 01, 2017
salvation101:
does d picture quality in dat video look like its something that just happened recently? u see how you ppl end up putting curses on urselves. Someone cropped a video and tweaked it to mean wat he wanted u to believe nd u r all jumping here nd there without knowing wat transpired. That event happened in 2013 during a convention and the pastor talked of expanding the auditorium at the camp ground.. It was a multi billion naira project and then vows were taken starting from 1billion. If u must know, there were ppl who vowed to give 1 billion dat day and dey did. The problem with some of u Christians is that u think Christianity is synonymous with poverty, u don't even know there are billionaires in the church of God. Wen a person has 10b nd give 1b to the work in the vineyard of God, is it more than someone who gave 10k and dat was all he had? Even Jesus saw d total sacrifice of the widow more than the other rich fellow dat gave much but not all. It also goes to reiterate my point that those who understand the power of giving do not even complain cos dey are always blessed. Those who gave 1 billion didn't come on radio and tv or post a screenshot of their cheques on Instagram but freeze nd his little minions think dey can tarnish d image of the man of God, they will account for all the words sooner or later
I sincerely hope we are having a reasonable debate here sir. OK let's say you are right and the video is old, that doesn't take away my point that raising such money in the church isn't difficult(if you understand the point I'm making). And no man can curse me bro I don't know about you. I'm talking about how easy it is to raise funds in church and you are talking about how "you Christians think Christianity is synonymous with poverty"... Hello are you even reading or just arguing? Let me make my point clear THE CHURCH SHOULD CHANNEL FUNDS MORE INTO ENDEAVORS THAT PROMOTE WELFARE, CHARITY AND LOVE INSTEAD OF PROPERTIES. Disagree if you want to
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Offers To Help Nigerians In Libya by jeronimo(m): 2:24pm On Dec 01, 2017
salvation101:
its a sincere question. If u can't mention all at least mention for dis year since u think its so easy to get ppl to pay/offer money in church..80% of church members aren't even faithful in tithing talkless of donating. The microscopic few who understand the principle behind giving for the work of God are those doing the things u see the churches doing cos dey r always blessed
The question is irrelevant and won't prove anything sir. I don't know the church you attend but in my church if money is required to be raised even to the tune of millions, it doesn't take long before it is raised. I believe you saw the video of the announcement Pst Adeboye made requesting for N1 bn. Believe it or not don't be surprised if the money has been raised already. It is that easy and that is what I meant.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Offers To Help Nigerians In Libya by jeronimo(m): 11:57am On Dec 01, 2017
Omooba77:
Please how much have you ever donated to church sir?
I could have answered your question but you know what? It won't help your understanding sir.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Offers To Help Nigerians In Libya by jeronimo(m): 11:00am On Dec 01, 2017
Jaytecq:
so where do u expect church to get the money to help others?
Raising funds in church is easier than almost anywhere else. Where do the funds for acquiring properties, private jets come from? The modern church can be said to be among the most wealthy and powerful institution today. Ask about something you don't know
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Offers To Help Nigerians In Libya by jeronimo(m): 10:56pm On Nov 30, 2017
I see other churches following suit. Churches should be known for things like this not acquiring properties.
PoliticsRe: ''history Will Not Be Kind To Obama!'' - Reno Omokri On Slavery In Libya by jeronimo(m): 11:03am On Nov 30, 2017
Adminisher:
IGNORANCE

Omokri is an IGNORANT coward and a liar

It was Europe (France) that overthrew Gadhaffi.

Obama was a late comer to Libyan involvement. In fact, personally Obama was he most reluctant western Leader to commit to supporting Libyan rebels. All these things were admitted in Public by Gadhaffi himself.
Obama (a highly evolved person) himself has said Libya was one of his mistakes. He said it clear, simple without equivication.

Hilary Clinton then a Senator and most Republicans were mounting unbelievable pressure. She went in public to even say Obama was leading from the back.

Ultimately it was French backed rebels and a French plane that attacked Gadhaffi's convoy and got him captured and executed.

Why are people who don't know always making comments. And why does Omokri find it easy to confuse half baked Nigerian youths with pea brains
Bro you are calling him ignorant but on the same page with him. If Obama himself admits Libya as his mistake then why are you blaming France and Co? Don't act like you don't know that these countries you mentioned are allies with USA sitting at the head of the table. Long and short, USA wanted Gadhafi dead, whoever sent the first jet fighter or weapons support to the rebels notwithstanding
PoliticsRe: ''history Will Not Be Kind To Obama!'' - Reno Omokri On Slavery In Libya by jeronimo(m): 10:55am On Nov 30, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Only shallow people will disagree with this
I was hoping you would throw more light on your statement. He just made a statement and backed it up with glaring facts. I agree, if you think I'm shallow then show us how deep your thoughts are. Expecting your response. Thanks
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Want My Kids Friends Seeing Their Mother's Boobs - Lota Chukwu by jeronimo(m): 6:33am On Nov 30, 2017
This lady is actually beautiful
EducationRe: Different Students During Their Final Year Project (Hilarious Photos) by jeronimo(m): 8:03pm On Nov 20, 2017
Lol. Wait till NUC introduces plagiarism test for BSc thesis then you will know how far.
RomanceRe: Lady Flaunts Her Phone With Used Condom Under. See Reactions (Photos) by jeronimo(m): 7:36pm On Nov 20, 2017
Na WA o
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 517-Year-Old Leonardo Da Vinci's Portrait Of Christ Sells For ₦162.3b (Photo) by jeronimo(m): 5:55pm On Nov 16, 2017
ogbiwa:
People questioning why someone would pay that much for just a painting, you don't understand that these things have now become more than just art. An original painting by Da Vinci himself is currency. These are assets. The worth is in the value that the painting holds, not the painting itself. The Mona Lisa's value has been pegged at "Invaluable". That means there's no amount of money offered in the world that can buy it. And it's by the same Da Vinci that painted this one. You think he's buying it to beautify his living room? Except he lives in a highly guarded fortress and even at that he won't cos you dont want to know how many international art crime organizations that would be after that painting. Do you know how many attempts have been made to steal the Mona Lisa even in a heavily guarded museum? So the owner is not just buying a painting but also a means to store up wealth, just like people who buy large diamonds or gold and store them in bank vaults. These paintings of high value could also act as an item of power and influence. And no, they're not buying because it contains any "codes or maps".
Thanks, no need for me to write anymore, you just took the letters out of my keyboard
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot 4 PRO (X556) Official Discussion Thread (REVIEW) by jeronimo(m): 12:22am On Nov 14, 2017
Who else just got an upgrade like me? And whats the experience like? I need to know before I download because I don't want to fix what is not broke
RomanceRe: British Woman Caught Her Baby Daddy Resting In Bed With Her Mother After Sex by jeronimo(m): 10:20pm On Nov 13, 2017
timidapsin:
video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a toast bread. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store.

There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person.

I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well.

I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness.

My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep.

Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up.

I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer.

So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has 30 seconds of play time on it.
As lengthy as this is meaningless you were able to sustain my interest till the end. If you really wrote this then you should consider writing as a profession because you are good at it. Hope you don't talk like you write though because you will be one hell of a parrot.
EducationRe: Check Out A Woman Climbed An Electric Pole With Her Hijab ( Photos ) by jeronimo(m): 5:51am On Nov 12, 2017
It's "climbed" not "claimed". Why not choose a profession that suits you instead spelling things upside down.
RomanceRe: Finding The Right Woman When You Are Broke Is A Romantic Scam by jeronimo(m): 3:44pm On Nov 11, 2017
It's a personal thing

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