₦airaland Forum

Smartini:
Change of ceremony. So sad, especially for the bride. Whoever fixed the burial date on the same day as the wedding only rubbed salt to the wounds. Three things would still remain unchanged that day tho;



1. There would be tears (this time of sorrow. It should've been tears of joy).



2. There would be people (instead of well-wishers, there would be mourners).



3. There would be jollof rice and music.

(In DJ Khaled's voice) You're Smart.

tosyne2much:
What a tragedy

May his soup rest in peace

Ha! Soup?
#Hungerbad

There are thousands if not millions of Nigerians out there who have been wrongfully dismissed from service, Pension and gratuities holed up somewhere, others are in prison "awaiting" trial for the past 15 years while many are roaming the streets certificate in hand looking for ever elusive jobs.

My point?.


In Nigeria, there are only two things that works.

a. Divine miracle

b. Knowing an highly placed politician.

The social and justice system in Nigeria is non existent.

whateverkay:
Too many rape cases in the east. I think the federal government should ban all foods stoking their sex drive. Foods like akpu and ofe nsala are known to increase libido and turn people to rapists. No wonder they have the highest baby factories and uncatered children. Yorubas are more disciplined than them

You are looking for likes Ba?. Or you just want mentions.

One bullet only.

AdesegunSanni89:
I know say your MAMA na Igbo and E dey pain all of una say SAI Baba is ruling your asses and he will continue to rule you Igbos and all your modaforking Mamas till 2023. BASTARDS. The suffering of Igbo has just started. MOFOS

FYI I am not Igbo. #PeaceToYourMomma

AdesegunSanni89:
I know say your MAMA na Igbo and E dey pain all of una say SAI Baba is ruling your asses and he will continue to rule you Igbos and all your modaforking Mamas till 2023. BASTARDS. The suffering of Igbo has just started. MOFOS

FYI I am. not Igbo. #PeaceToYourMomma

nairavsdollars:
These are the real chiefs of Warri. Not one drug baron that used his money to buy Ologbotsere title

You wan cos fight abi?

ElPadrino33:
How does this affect the price of MTN data bundle ?

Nigerians and insensitivity to other people's ancestry and religion. One of our biggest problems.

May your reign be long, peaceful, prosperous and eventful. Orosuen 1.

modelmike7:
indomie generation kid talking...... What do they know?!

Nuffin!!!

AdesegunSanni89:
E dey pain your mama

A child with a troubled childhood always hate on mothers. They have no respect for the sanctity of motherhood hence feel very at ease to throw tantrums at other people's mothers.

Dude, I feel your pains. Forgive your mother/Aunt or whoever hurt you while growing up. Life is actually easier that way.

I was raised by a queen and would never enter a muddied ring with you just to punch your mother who it is obvious you got no respect for. My mama taught me better than that.

Respect #ToYourMomma

sarrki:
Sai baba
Sai Buhari

Masturbator in Chief.

Allee90:
Hit Like for Kwankwaso 2019

Funk Kwankwansiyya

RIP?

..Kill him! Kill him!! kill him!!! chanted the crowd as he was being led out. At that point, the councillor representing the area pulled up in his latest SUV which according to sources is a proceed from one of the commissioned but uncompleted project in the local council.

At the sighting of him, shouts of Baba!!! Fada!!! Chair!!! honourable!!!! etc rent the air even as some went on their kneels while others prostrated. The women and kids were not left out as they were seen dancing and smiling sheepishly..........

This is the story of my country.

I thought someone said he was going to disband the over inflated Presidential fleet and revive the moribund Nigerian Airways?.

2years and counting, just like every other promise, they have failed!!!.

docadams:
I am from Delta State. I am not sure what the FG spends on oil prospecting in any part of the country impacts on what comes to Delta State. So why should I be more concerned with that than how my state government utilizes the resources accruing to the state?

Moreover, are you scared Borno state will one day become an oil producing state?

Monies that should be used to develop agriculture, provide jobs and sustain the economy. And you are there happy asking if I am scared. Any reasonable person would.

http://www.naijadailies.com/News/Nigeria/EXPLOSIVE-REVELATION-3-Billion-US-Dollars-Wasted-Yet-No-Drop-Of-Oil-Found-In-The-North-As-Buhari-Refuses-To-Give-Up-4716501

sylviaeo:
PEOPLE WHO HAVE D MANPOWER TO RETALIATE AGAINST D FULANIS ALSO DO SO. IF U CANT FACE D CONSEQUENCE OF TROUBLE, DONT LOOK FOR ONE.

Siding with evil since 1914. Nigeria.

Southerners = Gutless, Spineless, Chicken Hearted hippies who feast on the weak but can never tell truth to power.

.....Tueh

sylviaeo:
u forgot d second point. Y didn't he leave wen he was asked to?. Na him papa land?

Have the Fulani left people's farms?.
We talk one sidedly.

I repeat

Southerners = Spineless Hippies

sylviaeo:
First of all, wat was he doing with two knives, secondly, y didn't he leave wen he was asked to and thirdly, his rubbish, nonsense n dirty hairstyle may have created a wrong impression.looking like a tout n troublemaker all in one

Do you ask an aboki what he does with his Machetes and daggers?. Have you the courage to ask a Fulani herdsman why he is seen around with AK47s?.

He got beaten cos he is not from the "Caliphate". Nothing more.

Southerners = Spineless Hypocrites.

docadams:
You could determine with certainty who is and who is not a ND on Nairaland? That is another folly of you, the the ND youths. Many things to tell you but won't be appropriate on this forum. But on a general note, I always advise fellow ND to always search inside because our greatest oppressors are within. Or is it not the rats in the house that whistle to those outside that there is food in the house? So before you can blame outsiders for your woes, deal first with the enemies in your house.

Really?

Was it the rat in house who told the Federal government to lay off the Niger Delta for one year when the boys ceased fire?.

Was it the rats that stopped the Ogoni clean up after more than 1yr of its clean up flag off?.

You will say the region was not peaceful for development and such projects to kick off but you will agree with me that oil was prospected in Bornu state within the last 1yr. Bornu state!!!!. Over 4bn gone!!!. If this is not enough reason to be mad, you are not a Niger Deltan. Take it from me.

docadams:
Jerrypolo, you have been rattling like a typewriter without legible output. Much of your claims are typical of the average ND youth - emotional outpouring but ignorant of the reality on ground.

When hatred for the people of the ND blinds you to their plight or when your non travel stance make you ignorant of their plights, it is typical to think I am ranting.

I might very well be ranting but trust me, those boys aren't. This is a strong warning. The economy is coming down.

For one year nothing was done with the widow provided. How about the clean up of Ogoni that flagged up more than 1yr ago?.

Why am I even ranging self. Let's just wait.

gberra:
The boys? SMH. The boys speak while your elderly are relegated to the background, does that sound a normal order to you?
Anyways, watch out for the breaking news.

It sounds very normal to us just like Macron.

We are waiting for the breaking news.

Meanwhile, they spent 4bn so far exploring the North looking for oil so far. Does that tell you anything about Nigeria?.

higherpower:
What is the difference between Shakau n Tompolo? Both are on most wanted list. You were used to free money. Those who advocate for either Tompolo or Shekau have one thing in common. That's stupid... ity

Where is the sense I asked you to bring?.

gberra:
Na you go tire I swear. You had better wake up & smell the coffee & realise that those hungry turtles & creek rats are nothing but a sitting duck.
Monitz, Ndo, e go do all of una like magic. Na only small time remain.

Gberra, the boys don talk. Make una go kill una self.

We own the oil and we will blow it up and put the economy down.

You can hate on us as much as you want.

Boss347:
Jerry polo

Since you grew to this level, how many missions have the FG and army carried out in the ND with considerable results?. Is it not the same Shoot, Burn, Bomb and reconcile?. Having burnt down villages and the boys having reduced the economy to a stand still, millions will still be paid and we move on.

Why not face the issues once and for all and watch us do the securing ourselves.

vertueptime:
Do u think its the coward drunkard ruling the govmnt?

Children everywhere.

higherpower:
Can we also let Boko Haram leader Shekau be? Sometimes, u allow your emotions to betray your sense of reasoning.

When next you coming to my mention, come with your brain or at the least let someone with it escort you.

These children of yesterday with no sense of history and comparison just jump the gun and speak out of turn.

What is the basis for comparing Tompolo with Shekau now?. I guess you were born post 2005.

gberra:
Much of what you don't know is killing you. The Military cannot just swoop on state government residential areas without an uproar.
Tompolo is in state government asylum & when his tracks are well uncovered, there will be no stopping smoking him out.

Lol!!!

I know your type. What is the government waiting for to "Smoke" him out?. Lighter I guess.

I will repeat this for the last time.
This is not Nnamdi Kanu, this is Tompolo. The Federal military government knows where he is and are too scared to say or do shii.

You were so happy that they "Tortured" his father to death. Buhari might be President for eighth years tops but trust me, that action you are rejoicing over will haunt Nigeria and her economy far longer.

The trap is set, bait seems taken. We are waiting for the kill.

LordAdam16:
If they fail to understand even after last year, we are all too willing to explain it to them again.

I don't think that it is a coincidence that the US met with PANDEF leadership in middle of October to get a feel about our concerns and know about our 2019 election plans, then someone from Abuja decides to scuttle the first PANDEF meeting after that US-PANDEF deliberation two weeks later.

And no one in Abuja has the guts to name the cowardly f**l that authorized the interference. So our international partners can know exactly how insincere the Buhari administration is. The call for dialog with NDA is simply face-saving.

It wouldn't be surprising if they think they're fooling anyone with their adolescent show of shame. They have a history of trying to rile our feathers. That's how Hammond warned them last year not to send troops to the SS, they ignored it and hundreds drowned like fowls.

They should bring it on and stop the current charade.

-Lord

Always undermining the people of the Niger Delta and calling us PR**KS. You were given an entire year to man up and stake your claims. You blew it and now you are talking about dialogue? What was the one year for? Recess?.

Yeah we might be PR**KS, but this time we got their a$$3s to screw. Gberra get in here. let the kabooom start.

Africa my Africa!!!

LordAdam16:
Abeg make una allow them deceive Buhari. The old soldier no kuku get sense.

Na so dem deceive am last year with all the hailing. New sheriff in town. No one can fight the government and win. Buhari will handle them like the Maitatsine rebels. In the end, them crawl enter their holes when water pass garri level.

If he wants to go at it again, free am. The last one benefit the boys. This one own no go different.

-Lord

They fail heavily to understand that in the creeks, you can't beat the boys at their game. Especially now when Governors like Wike and Dickson go support them to gain political currency.

Any mistake now by bubu will be disastrous to our fragile and Ill managed economy.