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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service Sends Invitations To Successful Applicants by Jerrypolo(m): 8:15am On Nov 20, 2017
lilhitch:
I received a mail too but I've questions. I don't know what I applied for, will I just to for any screening or all?
Cos I don't understand or remembered what I applied for
If you cannot remember what you applied for, you do not deserve to be employed.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Dressed As A Policeman To Church (Photos) by Jerrypolo(m): 7:13am On Nov 20, 2017
platinumphotos:
Shut up and talk sense for once..
Prescription:
1 bullet 1ce to your brain.
You will do humanity good.
Be coming with different monikers but I can see through your stupidity.
cc. Sarki

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Dressed As A Policeman To Church (Photos) by Jerrypolo(m): 7:02pm On Nov 19, 2017
RealLordZeus:
And what exactly did he do wrong here bro, he presented a cold fact, u can either disprove it or accept it
But I presented a fact too now, is it not cold enough?
CrimeRe: Bilyamin Muhammed Bello Stabbed To Death By Maryam Sanda, His Wife by Jerrypolo(m): 5:30pm On Nov 19, 2017
Nigerians are fucking unintelligent bleeps!!!

For Christ' sake no one is talking about the woman and if she has been at least arrested and charged with the murder.

I guess you all forgot that part because they are both from wealthy backgrounds.

Fuxk off sickos!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Dressed As A Policeman To Church (Photos) by Jerrypolo(m): 3:36pm On Nov 19, 2017
sarrki:
Sulele carry go jare

Get some clean 3somes

Collect from magas and enjoy life to the fullest

For magas take this

Deuteronomy 14:22-29 New International Version (NIV)

Tithes:

22: Be sure to set aside a tenth of all that your fields produce each year.

23: Eat the tithe of your grain, new wine and olive oil, and the firstborn of your herds and flocks in the presence of the Lord your God at the place he will choose as a dwelling for his Name, so that you may learn to revere the Lord your God always.

24: But if that place is too distant and you have been blessed by the Lord your God and cannot carry your tithe (because the place where the Lord will choose to put his Name is so far away),

25: then exchange your tithe for silver, and take the silver with you and go to the place the Lord your God will choose.

26: Use the silver to buy whatever you like: cattle, sheep, wine or other fermented drink, or anything you wish. Then you and your household shall eat there in the presence of the Lord your God and rejoice.

27: And do not neglect the Levites living in your towns, for they have no allotment or inheritance of their own.

28: At the end of every three years, bring all the tithes of that year’s produce and store it in your towns,

29: so that the Levites (who have no allotment or inheritance of their own) and the foreigners, the fatherless and the widows who live in your towns may come and eat and be satisfied, and so that the Lord your God may bless you in all the work of your hands.
When a fool is birthed, it is the family that bears the pains. For a fool never truly understands what sanity means.
Foreign AffairsRe: Robert Mugabe On Hunger Strike; Refuses To Eat For 2 Days; Vows To Die by Jerrypolo(m): 1:15pm On Nov 19, 2017
post=62518808:
Baba, hope you wont mind some barbecue?
Even a striking 93yr old cannot resist our Barbeque.

--Manna Barbeque & Grills.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election Full Results: Obiano Is The Projected Winner - Sahara Reporters by Jerrypolo(m): 11:23am On Nov 19, 2017
ProWalker:
Anambra and Ekiti?
You must be somewhere else during those election in those states.
Opposition members were randomly picked and detained while el rufai and co were locked up somewhere in anambra.
May we never witness GEJ political rascality again in Nigeria
Who won Anambra under GEJ? was it not APGA an opposition party?.

El-rufai is not bigger than the law. He was caught in unwholesome acts and restrained. He wasn't disenfranchised because in Anambra he is not an electorate.

You have still not answered the question of the introduction of voters card by GEJ. I hope in 2019 you'll be able to tell the full meaning of the word rascal.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election Full Results: Obiano Is The Projected Winner - Sahara Reporters by Jerrypolo(m): 10:23am On Nov 19, 2017
ProWalker:
God bless PMB for ensuring fair play.

Under Jonathan, there would have been mass arrest of opposition politicans days ahead of the election day.

Very useless man
He might have well arrested 'Hot heads' but OBJ killed instead.

Under GEJ, there was free and fair elections. Ask Edo, Anambra, Ekiti, Ondo etc.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election 2017 Results - Live Updates (Unofficial) by Jerrypolo(m): 6:26pm On Nov 18, 2017
SillyMods:
Elections under PMB have been largely credible. Results are no longer written as they used to be during PDP era.

If not for PVC and Card Reader used in 2019, PDP for write every result writeable.
Who introduced card reader? APC abi?
PoliticsRe: Disembodied Female Suicide Bomber At Giwa Barrack, Maiduguri (Graphic Photos) by Jerrypolo(m): 2:33pm On Nov 18, 2017
I can understand that the males are promised 7 abi 11 virgins in Paradise. What the hell are they promising the females?. Pussi made of gold or what cos I can't understand this madness.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Youths Cover Beer With Voter's Cards, Chill With Ofe Nsala by Jerrypolo(m): 11:32am On Nov 18, 2017
KehnnyCares:
3 Mumu enjoying away their lives. Government no even care whether them exist or not.
This is why people fail exams.

You know government doesn't care whether or not they exist but you want them to be a part of the process of bringing them in.

Will Wilie's son or any other candidate's child come out any queue for hours?. If dem manage come out na VIP voting and photo ops things yet you want the "Mumus" to carry it on the head they use in hawking gala?.

My brother, Who be the mumu now?
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Youths Cover Beer With Voter's Cards, Chill With Ofe Nsala by Jerrypolo(m): 11:21am On Nov 18, 2017
lol
RomanceRe: Igbo Meets Calabar In Pre-Wedding Photos As Man Grabs His Lady's Bum by Jerrypolo(m): 10:22am On Nov 18, 2017
Okinqz01:
the guy can't just Wait to start nacking akpakpo
Can't wait?!!!

If he never knack tire, wetin make get mind to dey press persin pikin like road side Hoelosho like that?.

Guy behave ooo.
RomanceRe: Igbo Meets Calabar In Pre-Wedding Photos As Man Grabs His Lady's Bum by Jerrypolo(m): 10:19am On Nov 18, 2017
Metrobaba:
I No Sure Sey You Be African Breed. This Motivation Is Actually What I What.
Thanks Bro
I am a thorough breed Nigerian.
You're welcome.
PoliticsRe: Senator Sha’aba Lafiagi's House Burnt In Kwara Ahead Of LG Election (Photos) by Jerrypolo(m): 9:38am On Nov 18, 2017
Light 'em up!!!
RomanceRe: Igbo Meets Calabar In Pre-Wedding Photos As Man Grabs His Lady's Bum by Jerrypolo(m): 9:02am On Nov 18, 2017
Metrobaba:
This Could Me And One Beautiful Chiketo, But My Liver Will Always Disappoint Me. Don't Know How To Approach A Girl.

The Fear Of Being Rejected Is Just My Problem.
Tips to boost your confidence.

1. Be polite but not timid.

2. Have a good sense of dressing ( dress for occasions in simple but well arranged manner)

3. Be smart. Ladies love smart guys (Who doesn't)?.

4. Be sexy and romantic.

5. Trim to size, unless you are a sugar daddy, no girl wants to see your belly fat.

6. Have a dream.

7. Practice before a mirror at least twice a day until you master your lines. (In other Words, learn communication skills.)

8. Be not afraid to stand alone even when your are wrong.

9. Make money. Make money. Make loads of money.

10. The worse she can do is say no.


For every woman that says no to you, ask yourself why she turned you down and work on yourself. In no time you won't have to contend with who will be turning you down. You'd be a player!!!.
CelebritiesRe: Efe Releases New Promo Photos For His Single "I Love You" by Jerrypolo(m): 8:49am On Nov 18, 2017
Even if Boko boys strap bomb around Efe, he no go still blow.
PoliticsRe: Martin Elechi Joins APC With 6000 Others In Ebonyi State by Jerrypolo(m): 8:03am On Nov 18, 2017
loopman:
Shut da Bleep up the gutter thing you call mouth.
Sick people electing sick unproductive and unprincipled fools as political leaders
Nnamani
OUK
Mbadiniju
Elechi
and millions of others
Show me anywhere people are defecting to APC from PDP the way shameless Igbos are doing
Even the people of SS have maintained a dignified posture but Ibos?mbanu, they must be at the center
Yeye shameless people grin
This statement is so true that it hurts.

Igbos lack political ideology.

If APC for instance loses the center come 2019 to say PDP, they will start jumping ship again, starting the process of "Begging" for recognition all over again.

Useless bunch.
SportsRe: Moses, Oshoala Win At The Nigerian Sports Awards 2017. See List Of Winners. by Jerrypolo(m): 7:40am On Nov 18, 2017
Who else saw Oshoala's tits?.
CrimeRe: 15-Year-Old Housemaid Kidnapped, Drugged & Raped For 5 Days By 2 Men In Lagos by Jerrypolo(m): 3:36pm On Nov 16, 2017
OhiOfIhima:
Surely, I expect dis from u... Fl@tRapist... Na dem dem.
Counter with superior argument. Nigerians will never learn. Too emotional to think straight.
CrimeRe: 15-Year-Old Housemaid Kidnapped, Drugged & Raped For 5 Days By 2 Men In Lagos by Jerrypolo(m): 3:34pm On Nov 16, 2017
Odianose13:
Did I just read that the judge granted them bailhuh

To me Nigeria is either lawless or have no good justice system!

How can u grant bail to these cases - kidnap, false pretense, rape, several minor related charges, they even showed no remorse by their not-guilty plea. Its not cool really. Those dudes should be in jail for a long long time.

If a human rights organization escalates this case, that judge will be on a hot seat!
Rape is a terrible crime and should be dealt with accordingly. However, those guys can be assumed innocent until proven otherwise in the court of law. Did you miss the part where they pled "Not guilty"?. But you can also be rest assured that those guys are not coming out soon.

Their bail was set at 1.5m each (500k + 2 sureties in like some 500 × 2). So there is a culminating bail of 4.5m on their heads. You think those urchins can afford such?.

My dear, they are good as gone.
SportsRe: Russia 2018 World Cup: Nigeria In Pot 4 by Jerrypolo(m): 2:26pm On Nov 16, 2017
Someone messed with our collective mentality.
98% of the predictions mentioned Nigeria last and at the bottom of the chart.
Some will claim alphabetical but trust me, I saw Peru above Nigeria.
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.
Foreign AffairsRe: Deposed African Leaders And Where They Are Now by Jerrypolo(m): 12:30pm On Nov 16, 2017
gocac:
African leaders would never learn, sit tight leaders never told a nice story, GOODLUCK JONATHAN didn't learn, MUGABE at 93 years refused to learn, what stops him from choosing a successor who would protect his interests and bow out honorablyhuhhuh exactly what GOODLUCK would have done. where than is wisdom in 93yrshuhhuh it has been proven over time that wisdom is not a function of Age!!!!!
What is Goodluck Jonathan doing in your "Sit tight" statement?. Is it that you do not understand the concept of sit tightism or you're just neck deep in hate?. Which ever it is, I hope you find joy.
PoliticsRe: Seriake Dickson Visits Goodluck Jonathan In His Otueke Mansion (Photos) by Jerrypolo(m): 11:09am On Nov 16, 2017
DTaj:
"Hate" your own English first! LOL. Indeed, "I just loving dis man". Olodo!
Anyone can Skip a word in a haste to update. I think what he really meant to say is "I am just loving this man". However, in your hate for GEJ, you'd rather pick on a glitch from his praise singer than just outrightly call him out as an ineffectual Buffon, Ogogoro drunkard, Corrupt and daft.

#ClosetHater. #ComeOutClean
PoliticsRe: Seriake Dickson Visits Goodluck Jonathan In His Otueke Mansion (Photos) by Jerrypolo(m): 10:33am On Nov 16, 2017
Alariiwo:
Foolish man..

All your eastern backbones are now singing Buhari's praise, conferring him with the highest titles in their potor enclave there. Any where belle face people
Politics in Africa is usually so.

"Backbones" last time I checked, he is retired and not in the race for 2019 so Alariwo please keep your hate to yourself.

Thank me later.
Foreign AffairsRe: Robert Mugabe Agrees To Step Down, Negotiates For Grace To Leave Zimbabwe by Jerrypolo(m): 10:59am On Nov 15, 2017
Dannyset:
Hmmm!
Don't take actions that the reactions are unknown to you.
This is as a result of the removal of the Vice that has the loyalty of the entire Armed Forces of the country.
We will only miss his quotes. His ousting is long overdue and shouldn't be through due process or democratically.
Front page comments and only you nailed it!!!.
SportsRe: Aftermath Of Argentina Vs Nigeria : 7 Funny Pictures by Jerrypolo(m): 12:04am On Nov 15, 2017
ItsBolaji:
I had to go home in my boxers cos I didn't expect the super eagles to score a free kick.
In other words, you staked your trousers.
SportsRe: Aftermath Of Argentina Vs Nigeria : 7 Funny Pictures by Jerrypolo(m): 12:02am On Nov 15, 2017
oluemmakay:
I didn't watch the game. I just asked a friend after returning from church. I just can't believe the scoreline. I just quickly rush to nairaland... Alas, it's true
Alas, my dear, means "Unfortunately". Did you really mean Alas?
PoliticsRe: "Ikoyi Whistle-Blower Will Be Paid This Month" – Adeosun by Jerrypolo(m): 9:51pm On Nov 12, 2017
If the guy no take time ehn, he go just follow whistle enter one corner.
CrimeRe: Farmer Dies While Looking For Mice On A Farm (Photo) by Jerrypolo(m): 9:44pm On Nov 12, 2017
cold:
Chai..they just buried him in the same place. No forensics, no investigation. Nothing! Nigeria is a horrible place to live
.....or die.
Christianity EtcRe: Klintoncod, Maraji, Ebabykobby, Josh2funny Comedians Dress Like The Opposite Sex by Jerrypolo(m): 6:24pm On Nov 12, 2017
newsynews:
AY as well. Even that dude that plays Madea
Leave Tyler Perry (Madea) out of your criticism and self righteousness. If you have ever watched madea and still do not get his messages then blame yourself. Dude is a social reformer via the madea brand.


And what is with us Africans and being over religious?.

Is homosexuality legalized in America? Yes!!!

Is it legalized in Nigeria? No!!!

Is Nigeria Better than America? No!!!.

Will you give up your Nigerian passport for an American one? Yes!!!.

So what's all the hypocrisy for?.
EventsRe: Ishaq Akintola Shuns Daughter’s Wedding Reception Over Wasteful Spending by Jerrypolo(m): 5:18pm On Nov 12, 2017
As you dey for there dey form Elijah so, I hope you holy pass the Prophet sha.

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