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Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Pics On Internet Dating by jess5(f): 9:54pm On Nov 21, 2015
lordtriplee:
How did this make FP? Slow news day?
I wonder!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Okotie's 57th Birthday Celebration In Pictures by jess5(f): 5:43pm On Jul 03, 2015
Speechless!
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Photos For Made Magazine by jess5(f): 10:01pm On Jun 30, 2015
No, it's her doppelganger cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairalander Goes Shirtless And Show Off His Six Packs In His Bathroom (pic ) by jess5(f): 9:59pm On Mar 27, 2015
Even with my magnifying glasses, i still find it hard to see your six pack. Or, do you mean slim pack?
PoliticsRe: INEC Poorly Prepared For Elections –PDP Governors. by jess5(f): 7:31am On Mar 11, 2015
From one drama to another. Never a dull moment until this election is over.
CelebritiesRe: Dencia Seek Attention Again Using Lupita Nyong’o by jess5(op): 12:22am On Mar 05, 2015
denisfidha:
so far Kenya 3-1 Cameroon
Hahaha, where are you counting it from? You can upload the march for us to watch grin
CelebritiesRe: Pic:'Lagos Airport Cleaner' Said have To Return N12m,Is A Top Company HR Manager by jess5(f): 12:18am On Mar 05, 2015
contactmorak:
how come U don't have a brain?
By their answer, you can tell they have no brain. Whips hair and run fast before she catches the "brainless vessel" syndrome from him. You are either an ODE, or you work with the so called Smooth Promotions.
CelebritiesRe: Pic:'Lagos Airport Cleaner' Said have To Return N12m,Is A Top Company HR Manager by jess5(f): 10:24pm On Mar 03, 2015
With the unknown woman's CV all over the article and the text in bold below, i'm sure the story must have originated from the Smooth Promotions team as a stunt to make the woman popular and also promote their brand. And then come to debunk it after gaining attention and knowing people will start asking questions and find out the truth.

"A high-profile HR executive with Smooth Promotions, owners of the popular music channel Hip-TV, Hiphop World Magazine and Hip-hop World Awards. See another photo of her below at the office."
CelebritiesRe: Dencia Seek Attention Again Using Lupita Nyong’o by jess5(op): 10:08pm On Mar 03, 2015
MzCorleone:
gringrin
ghost mode indeed,more like look-at-me-now-i-shine brighter-than-a-bleached-white-shirt.
She's embarrassingly pale
Hehe, brighter than a bleached white shirt? I know she normally hide her feet and hands during interviews and other public appearances as she does not want photos of her black hands and toes and all the rainbow colours to show and spoil he whitenicious business. She only expose herself when she take personal/professional photos because she knows all the spots and multi colour spots will be edited out and make her skin look smooth and glitter before sharing it with the public.
CelebritiesRe: Dencia Seek Attention Again Using Lupita Nyong’o by jess5(op): 11:51am On Mar 03, 2015
MzCorleone:
Yes na,paw paw de better to look than bleached albino gringrin


have u seen her pictures lately? Its just wrong in so many ways
Hahaha, didn't know there was a difference between the two. Thanks for enlightening me on that grin grin grin

And what's with her latest pictures? Is she on a ghost mode?
PoliticsRe: Photos: Fayose Distributes Rice, Chicken & Cash To Ekiti People by jess5(f): 11:39am On Mar 03, 2015
Habeyy:
.face it dear..do what ever u like with ur life....it's now time u stop eavesdropping and poke nosing in matters like this...low knowledge bumbler ....keep being silly, ham- fisted imb ....u don't need to tell me to hustle for rice....if u are that famished beep me I can afford the expenses on ur silly cow head for a while ...#MONGREL
Eyah, look at what poverty has turned you to. Instead of thinking critically and addressing the issue, the rice and chicken hustler is busy throwing insults. I hope you were able to hustle enough rice and chicken then? MUMU PLC Keep on supporting governments that will share rice and chicken instead of infrastructures and good policies. ODE.
CelebritiesRe: Dencia Seek Attention Again Using Lupita Nyong’o by jess5(op): 3:34pm On Mar 02, 2015
MzCorleone:
yellow paw-paw good sef,more like bleached albino
Is there any difference between the two? grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Photos: Fayose Distributes Rice, Chicken & Cash To Ekiti People by jess5(f): 1:13pm On Mar 02, 2015
Habeyy:
SMH for u ...calling u fool will be an insult to fools paradise..if a government decide to celebrate with his people in a yuletide period ,is that a sin?or do u think it is done everyday ....it just shows ur brain cells are weakened and ur brain power is waning down....calling u a slowpoke is an understatement ....I only back down for intellect, not to dunce like you ...



NIMROD
Another one on the loose WOW!!! shocked You can save all your insults for yourself. By the way, you need to save your energy to hustle for the next rice and chicken that will be shared, while others are demanding good governance.
CelebritiesRe: Nadia Buari Gives Birth To Twins by jess5(f): 1:12pm On Mar 02, 2015
Congrats to her and Jim Iyke, if he's the father.
CelebritiesRe: Dencia Seek Attention Again Using Lupita Nyong’o by jess5(op): 9:32am On Mar 02, 2015
naijaboiy:
Who is this yellow paw-paw that is struggling so hard to be relevant huh

Well we don't know her here in my hood :-
You mean you don't know Dencia? Hmmm!
PoliticsRe: Photos: Fayose Distributes Rice, Chicken & Cash To Ekiti People by jess5(f): 9:29am On Mar 02, 2015
dammytosh:
I earn your boy friend's per annum every month.

Instead of concentrating on the context the e-diot is busy typing nonsense.
You're the one not concentrating on the topic. Saying it's okay for politicians to share rice as campaign strategy. And from your answer, i know you were one of those that struggled and fought to get some of the rice and the 50 Naira he was sharing that day. Eyah, look at what POVERTY has reduced you to. It is well.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Shares Chelsea Teamed Photos Of His Beautiful Wife & Kid by jess5(f): 5:20am On Mar 02, 2015
Cute!
CelebritiesRe: Dencia Seek Attention Again Using Lupita Nyong’o by jess5(op): 5:08am On Mar 02, 2015
Do you think Dencia will be getting the same attention she got last year after continuously attacking Lupita?
CelebritiesDencia Seek Attention Again Using Lupita Nyong’o by jess5(op):
Last year, Nigerian-Cameroonian pop star and creator of Whitenicious skin bleaching cream, Dencia gained international fame after calling out Mexican-born Kenyan actress, Lupita Nyong’o for speaking negatively about her skin lightening cream line during her acceptance speech on black beauty at the Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon.

The “Beri Beri” singer, who is always looking for every opportunity to attack Lupita in order to get attention as a result of the “The 12 Years A Slave” Hollywood star status is at it again. After hearing the news about the multiple award winning actress’s stolen $150k Oscar pearl dress that was taken from her LA hotel, @IamDencia took to Twitter and wrote: “Moral of the story, cut Ur coat according to Ur size. If you can’t afford it in real life, don’t borrow, beg or steal it. #BorrowposeGoneWrong.

http://afrocosmopolitan.com/dencia-seek-attention-again-using-lupita-nyongo

https://mammypi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Dencia.jpeg
PoliticsRe: Photos: Fayose Distributes Rice, Chicken & Cash To Ekiti People by jess5(f): 4:11am On Mar 02, 2015
Gozieobasi:
which time hem enter u dey talk about job,road, health dem never pass budget for em tenure how him wan take do all this things in less than 4 month abeg sofri sofri dey criticize.
So, why don't he tell the people what he plans to do when elected and actually do it if he wins instead of sharing one cup of rice and whatever?
PoliticsRe: Photos: Fayose Distributes Rice, Chicken & Cash To Ekiti People by jess5(f): 4:08am On Mar 02, 2015
dammytosh:
You are speaking very big english for an OLd woman who has nothing to eat this festive period.

No big deal with what he is doing.

That has always been his lifestyle.

During his first tenure in office back then, I watched him serve prisoners food during easter and he ate with one of them in the same plate. I was moved cos leaders need to come down low to feel the follower's pain once in a while.


You can call him NAMES but Fayose is the grasssroot guy who knows what the people needed according to scale of preference
Here comes another MUMU that obviously received a cup of rice and 50 Naira
PoliticsRe: Photos: Fayose Distributes Rice, Chicken & Cash To Ekiti People by jess5(f): 4:02am On Mar 02, 2015
Habeyy:
come and see...her craziness knows no bound....saying d people are foolish...uve just done ursef a better job in telling us ur brain is so limited to d level of ur despicable act ..
Who is this MUMU? So, government should be sharing half cups of rice and ten Naira instead of providing jobs and policies that allow businesses to thrive? Your own FOOLISHNESS is worse.
PoliticsRe: A Former Dictator Is A Better Choice Than A Failed President - THE ECONOMIST by jess5(f): 9:10pm On Feb 05, 2015
Interesting and objective piece!
CelebritiesRe: Yeni Kuti Had An Embarassing Fall On Stage While Heading To Collect An Award by jess5(f): 11:41am On Dec 28, 2014
Hope she did not sustain any injuries? She should also learn to be more calm next time.
Christianity EtcRe: What Right Does A Pastor Have Disgracing Someone Openly During Service? by jess5(f): 11:11am On Dec 28, 2014
kaima1984:
50% right,for him t talk to sis faith like that,it means that sis faith has been rejecting suitor's my dear,for d fact that he reacted that way on her it means he want d best f her,d pastor is her spiritual director,lastly some issues are solved in an extreme way like this
Wow! Who is this person? Even a child cannot reply in such a manner. I hope you're married? And if you're not, i hope the pastor will take it upon himself to disgrace you publicly very soon.
PoliticsRe: Photos: Fayose Distributes Rice, Chicken & Cash To Ekiti People by jess5(f): 9:45pm On Dec 20, 2014
Foolish government with foolish citizens. Instead of providing them with jobs, good roads, health facilities, and the basic infrastructures to live a decent life, he's giving them rice and chicken to eat for a few days. And the hungry citizens are happy and praising him. SHAME ON ALL OF THEM.
PoliticsRe: Graphic Video: Boko Haram Cuts Off Hands Of Two Men Accused Of Stealing by jess5(f): 8:18pm On Dec 20, 2014
The narrator tells those assembled that: “as you can see, this person before you is one of those that stole.

Crowd chants ‘Allahu Akbar’

“This one too,” the MC said in reference to another thief, “had stolen N600,000.” (US$3,000-$3,500)

Crowd chants ‘Allahu Akbar’

“Afterwards, he brought N20,000. Upon investigation, when his house was searched, the sum of N500,000 was found…”

Afrocosmopolitan

TravelRe: DEPORTED From The UK!! by jess5(f): 11:24pm On Dec 12, 2014
Hembelembe:
I was also banned from d uk for false presention and my ppt is still fresh, but I was told by someone that it only affects uk, wales, scotland n ireland. Pls how true is that? What should I do pls?
Hmmm, this is interesting! You were banned from the UK and according to you, Wales and Scotland are not part of the UK? Do you mean they are separate from the UK and they have a Scottish and Welsh embassy in Nigeria where you can go and apply for a visa? Hmmm grin grin grin, just observing.
PoliticsRe: Political Associate Of Chadian President Arrested With Missiles Mean for boko ha by jess5(f): 1:14pm On Nov 23, 2014
Is this for real?
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Marries His Own Daughter To Get Her UK Visa by jess5(f): 1:06pm On Nov 23, 2014
Very funny grin
News from 2009 making front page like it's fresh. Here is a link to the article as it was published 5 years ago http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1228739/This-man-married-OWN-daughter-allowed-stay-Britain--Home-Office-knew-it.html

And it's not like the op made it look like it's old news he's putting up so the topic can be discussed. It's posted like it's some kind of breaking news grin.
FamilyRe: Do Prenuptial Agreements Work In Nigeria? by jess5(f): 5:06pm On Nov 20, 2013
am talkin: do pre-nups work in Nigeria?

This is probably a question for lawyers but I'd also like to know what you guys think. Do prenuptial agreement..(a written contract between two people who are about to marry, setting out the terms of possession of assets, treatment of future earnings, control of the property of each, & potential division if the marriage is later dissolved)..work in Nigeria? I heard some people discussing it and I wondered
Op, are you Linda Ikeji? Cos she asked this today and you have it here like you're the one asking the question.

This is probably a question for lawyers but I'd also like to know what you guys think. Do prenuptial agreement..(a written contract between two people who are about to marry, setting out the terms of possession of assets, treatment of future earnings, control of the property of each, & potential division if the marriage is later dissolved)..work in Nigeria? I heard some people discussing it and I wondered.

http://lindaikeji..co.uk/2013/11/question-of-day-do-pre-nups-work-in.html
CultureRe: Nigeria's Disappearing Languages by jess5(f): 4:16pm On Nov 14, 2013
Segeggs: Indians love their language...their movies are in punjabvi language


hausas love their language...their movies are in hausa language


yorubas love their language...their movies are in yoruba language

IGBOs love their language...their movies are in ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Cluelessness
And because the Igbos love their language and make movies in English, they've been able to create an industry that every Nigerian can participate in. It doesn't matter whether they are Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa or Ijaw.

Aa a result, Nollywood movies were able to go global and help a Yoruba actress like Omotola to be recognised as one of the most influential personalities of TIMES 2013 award.

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