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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Did You Quit Your Last Job by Jesuslvzme(m): 9:28am On Jun 08, 2021
Quit because they are not paying well

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Rob 25 Oyo Estate Households, Steal Money With POS Machine by Jesuslvzme(m): 10:04am On Jun 01, 2021
Hmm
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Jesuslvzme(m): 9:41am On May 30, 2021
No but staring makes...
Politics / Re: Insecurity In Nigeria: Do You Have A Plan B? (Pastor Paul Adefarasin's Plan) by Jesuslvzme(m): 12:40pm On May 11, 2021
My only plan is to rapturable...gat no plan at all

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Crime / Re: Deeper Life Pastor, Ogedengbe Kidnapped Inside Church In Ondo by Jesuslvzme(m): 12:30pm On May 11, 2021
Jesus Christ,no regards for anoited ones

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Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo And The 2023 Race by Jesuslvzme(m): 5:50pm On Dec 05, 2020
Professor Osinbajo x Professor Ayade
Crime / Re: Ekaterina Karaglanova Found Dead Inside Suitcase In Russia (Photo) by Jesuslvzme(m): 6:26pm On Jul 31, 2019
Putin why na
Politics / Re: Shi’ite Muslims Protest At Night In Abuja (Video) by Jesuslvzme(m): 10:13pm On Jul 26, 2019
Shi'ite again.. OK, Ooop wake me whenever u have interesting news
Celebrities / Re: Evangelist Victor Edet Warns Tope Alabi To Stop Using Wigs, Makeup, Earrings by Jesuslvzme(m): 3:19pm On Jul 26, 2019
Carried away of worldly good.. Hmmm what a world
Politics / Re: Governors Fayemi, Makinde, Sanwo-Olu At Funke Olakunrin’s Burial (Photo) by Jesuslvzme(m): 9:23pm On Jul 22, 2019
Hmm.. It is well
Travel / Re: China Test Runs New ₦4.1t Daxing Int'l Airport Ahead Of Official Opening by Jesuslvzme(m): 1:24pm On Jul 21, 2019
Hmm Nija whc wey

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Education / Re: Bride In Wedding Gown Writes UNILAG Masters Entrance Exam by Jesuslvzme(m): 11:56am On Jul 21, 2019
Wish u the best desr
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by Jesuslvzme(m): 10:46am On Jun 27, 2019
Bad guy
freemanbubble:
Make them do update as at yesterday or this morning
You go see say Nigeria don climb up to number one
But seriously sha
Me nor dey understand how people go carry dey commit suicide


Which kind life wahalar I get when i go dey think of suicide as option
I dey craze
Anyway Bini boys and warri boys can never commit suicide. No matter what

If I get problem then i go smoke enough weed

When i fail all my programming language
Pascal F
Fortran F

As i see the result. Na call my guy make he buy enough weed
Na so i take smoke till 2am

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Politics / Re: Adebo Ogundoyin's First Official Sitting As Oyo Assembly Speaker (Photos) by Jesuslvzme(m): 10:33am On Jun 27, 2019
Keep enjoying national cake, if u know u know
Travel / Re: Church Member Crashes Pastor’s Car While Teaching His Girlfriend Driving by Jesuslvzme(m): 12:15pm On Jun 09, 2019
Son go in peace and sin no more
Food / Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Jesuslvzme(m): 4:40pm On Apr 19, 2019
Whc kind post b dz sef
Politics / Re: Abiola Ajimobi Grandson Greets Dolapo Osinbajo In Yoruba "Dobaleid" by Jesuslvzme(m): 6:46pm On Apr 08, 2019
Wow,proudly Yoruba

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by Jesuslvzme(m): 6:23pm On Apr 08, 2019
Very simple only empty pocket turn them off 'lobatan'

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Travel / Re: Sam Mbakwe Airport Owerri On Fire by Jesuslvzme(m): 5:50pm On Apr 08, 2019
D whole airport
Politics / Re: Ease Of Doing Business: Kaduna, Enugu, Lagos, Abia, Anambra Top Reformed States by Jesuslvzme(m): 8:10pm On Apr 04, 2019
Good
Politics / Re: Obi Peter Onuoha, Wounded Soldier 'Time To Speak Out Than Commit Suicide' by Jesuslvzme(m): 2:41pm On Apr 04, 2019
The Lord is ur strength bro
Family / Re: Couple Celebrate 82 Years Of Marriage by Jesuslvzme(m): 12:55pm On Apr 04, 2019
Congrats
Crime / Re: Zubairu Muazu Visits Kolade Johnson Family - Photos by Jesuslvzme(m): 1:37pm On Apr 02, 2019
Visit for what?
Travel / Re: Lady Drives Her Boyfriend’s Car Because She Was Bored And This Happened by Jesuslvzme(m): 8:41am On Apr 02, 2019
Damn
Crime / Re: Angry Mob Executes Suspected Bandit In Zamfara (Viewers Discretion Advised) by Jesuslvzme(m): 7:28pm On Apr 01, 2019
Chisos
Travel / Re: Accident Involving A Cement-carrying Truck And A Camry At Dopemu, Lagos by Jesuslvzme(m): 2:28pm On Apr 01, 2019
Reckless driving

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Religion / Re: Pastor Keion Warns Nigerians To Stop Being Americanised by Jesuslvzme(m): 1:18pm On Apr 01, 2019
Whc kind talk b dz self..
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Girlfriend, Chioma Sparks Pregnancy Speculations With Her New Weight by Jesuslvzme(m): 12:55pm On Apr 01, 2019
Aha.. Person add weight, is that a news?.. Nairaland this days tired me
Crime / Re: Policewoman Nearly Beat Up Keke Rider Over N100 Bribe In Port-Harcourt by Jesuslvzme(m): 5:14pm On Mar 31, 2019
Police again
Celebrities / Re: Bolanle Ninalowo: I Was Born A Muslim, I Am Christian Now, Never Been To Church by Jesuslvzme(m): 5:11pm On Mar 31, 2019
Congrats bro.. May the Lord strengthen u
Career / Re: Tope Omage: A Woman Who Wants To Go Far Should Respect Her Husband by Jesuslvzme(m): 5:00pm On Mar 31, 2019
Damn true,ladies submit ursef to ur husby no matter how..

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