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CelebritiesRe: Hilarious Moment Burna Boy Reacts To Mind-blowing Magic Trick (photos/video) by Jesuspistol(m): 5:27pm On Mar 30, 2025
Magic is juju. There's no trick in it
CelebritiesRe: New Pictures Of Tinubu Praying As He Celebrates Ramadan by Jesuspistol(m): 5:14pm On Mar 30, 2025
Good camera.


But may the merciful God of Ramadan forgive our president for hiding his true age and telling us he's just 73.
FamilyRe: 28 Years Later! Siblings Photo Recreated by Jesuspistol(m): 4:43pm On Mar 30, 2025
The laps of those girls after 23 years is a huge seductive difference grin
FamilyRe: Couple Heads For Divorce Over Wife's Secret Property Purchase by Jesuspistol(m): 4:35pm On Mar 30, 2025
Samantha125:
Someone needs to tell this man to trim his beard, because what kind of a bush is this?

But anyways, if tables were turned, they'd have said the woman is a gold digger... The husband feels emasculated simply because the wife didn't include his name as well, like no one is stopping him from also buying his own property in his name.
That's not the right thing to say. Buying properties without telling each other is not excusable in marriage. They're not in marriage anymore that way.

What should be done instead, is to find out why she hid it from him. There's likely an underlying problem that has been left unsettled or undiscovered before this ensued. Divorce isn't the solution to just any problem
RomanceRe: At The Age Of 25 You Should Have Atleast The Following by Jesuspistol(m): 4:27pm On Mar 30, 2025
And voters card
RomanceRe: Women Were Asked “why Did You Smash Once And Never Went Back?” Wild Replies by Jesuspistol(m): 11:34am On Mar 30, 2025
pussyphilia:
Stop to dey see life from narrow lens! Many of us guys love our women expressive during sex. In fact, it's a big turn on for me if the girl is the aggressor during sex and not shy! How you people just think you can speak for everybody is just tiring.
I didn't talk about shyness during sex at all. It only means you didn't understand what I explained. You may re-read
RomanceRe: Women Were Asked “why Did You Smash Once And Never Went Back?” Wild Replies by Jesuspistol(m):
See there's need for some education here. As a physiologist, I think it's essential to say this.

As a lady, if a guy you met randomly, with whom you've not really had some familiar closeness gets an unexpected visit or opportunity from you, the sex he'll give you is not likely to be explosive without the use of drugs, stimulants or aphrodisiacs, especially if your actions have always given the impression of disrespect, rudeness or that you cannot succumb or be tender towards any man than just to have sex with them. Many men have reduced their lifespan by taking a lot of alcohol-based stimulants e g alomo just to impress ladies who lack understanding of sexual response in the opposite gender. These drugs and drinks are taken to breach the gap of poor familiarity caused by disrespect and absence of tenderness. The blushing, tender smiles, soft-tone voice, making him feel confident around you despite his status and occasional shyness are Psycho-physiological factors that effect a full-blown natural erection and make him feel like a tiger. Unfortunately it's usually mature women mostly in their thirties have this unique understanding. Most younger ones except the very expressively emotional ones only think about themselves: how they enjoy the sex and money.

Likewise, for a man who has had sex a long time ago, the appearance of you as a lady or the site of your unclothedness alone might get him shaky such that he'll ejaculate earlier than you expect. Its considered normal. Its the second and third round that will portray the stability of his urge and would make him last longer, hitting harder, giving you more opportunity to orgasm once or twice. A man who's not had sex in two weeks can go four rounds naturally within 8 hours when he finds a tender lady who's not naggy about his prowess with the second to fourth round super dynamic than the first one which is usually initial gragra. But when it becomes a daily occurrence, then there's more familiarity, more urge stability, more long lasting sex, more harder hit, more orgasms without the use of drugs

Hence I always advice men to seek cool-headed ladies with mature minds and go natural. Please note that tender shyness does not mean quietness, a lady can be very expressive and emotional yet tender

Let's be properly guided and educated.
RomanceRe: The Struggles Of Adulthood In Nigeria: A One-chance Journey by Jesuspistol(m): 11:06pm On Mar 29, 2025
Seriously the country is a mess. The day popular singer Don Moen was interviewed in Nigeria at Dove television, he was asked what he thinks about the Nigerian situation at large. I was shocked to hear the oyinbo man (not black man o) say "...I think it's spiritual, because I see a lot of great talents and great opportunities in Nigeria that are yet not properly explored and harnessed. Many greatness die off and it's really disturbing..."

I was like so even oyinbo man know say Nigeria get spiritual problem
RomanceRe: How Do I Run From Her Billing? (screenshot) by Jesuspistol(m): 6:50pm On Mar 26, 2025
How una dey love wrong wrong girls like this
FamilyRe: ‘My Husband Makes Love From Midnight Till Dawn’ – Kaduna Woman Wants Divorce by Jesuspistol(m): 6:43pm On Mar 26, 2025
SoftSport:
Love shouldn’t hurt, if it does, walk away and save yourself.
You will just be quoting statements that have nothing in common with reality. Who told you you won't be hurt in love. In love, you should prepare to be hurt and let it go
FamilyRe: Egbulefu's Family Mourns The Loss Of Peter Friday Egbulefu by Jesuspistol(m): 12:15am On Mar 24, 2025
May his soul rest in peace
Christianity EtcRe: Serving God In Church Department Yet Living In Immorality by Jesuspistol(m): 6:03am On Mar 23, 2025
It does not have to be a Sunday. Repentance can be anyday
RomanceRe: How Ladies With Big Tommy Can Reduce It In Two Weeks by Jesuspistol(m): 7:49pm On Mar 22, 2025
Eat at least by 11pm for two weeks.
How can you ask a person to eat at this time

You're talking about drinking hot water for two weeks like it's as easy as said.

The best way is every teenage girl starting belly exercises before they fully mature. The belly takes form along with exercises at this age
RomanceRe: I Suffered Trauma As A Kid I Had Low Self Esteem And Inferiority Complex by Jesuspistol(m): 7:21am On Mar 20, 2025
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Warns Husband Against Reckless Spending Before Cs If She Dies by Jesuspistol(m):
7demons:
Get out here!
You're useless to Mankind.
You contribute nothing to the betterment of humanity. Only telling us about your imaginary jesus that never existed. You going to school was a waste. Useless thing.
Don't worry, you won't be young forever. You will seek this knowledge later in your marriage when you face challenges that your argumentative intelligence can't solve.

Then you will realize that what is being talked about here has nothing to do with religion or pastor at all but about 'who brought this idea of marriage? Who initiated it. Whoever initiated it must have the solutions to the problems in it.' Simple!

So enjoy your argument winning intension while it last.
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Warns Husband Against Reckless Spending Before Cs If She Dies by Jesuspistol(m): 6:56am On Mar 18, 2025
7demons:
Shut up and learn who someone wiser than you is educating you.
This knowledge not what you get from your Stupïd Pastor or Church, You born FOOOL for life!!
You're too blind to see
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Warns Husband Against Reckless Spending Before Cs If She Dies by Jesuspistol(m): 10:20pm On Mar 17, 2025
Kobojunkie:
This is all the same religious bullsheet that I complained about earlier. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

There are over 4000 different deities out there for your knowledge and people across all beliefs and outside also have their own ideas regarding marriage. Then you have individual opinions regarding marriage to contend with. Assuming you can put two and two together, you would see how utterly foolish it becomes of you to assume that your ideas regarding marriage should be an overarching framework for every other marriage out there. undecided
Those deities didn't create or initiate marriage bro. It's not about religion now. It's about who initiated marriage idea. Unfortunately, it's non of those deities. The deities themselves met marriage in existence and initiated their rites on it. The source of marriage has its manual. Simple
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Warns Husband Against Reckless Spending Before Cs If She Dies by Jesuspistol(m):
Kobojunkie:
This is a bullsheet retort, given that there exists no default template for what you call marriage. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
You're super wrong. Marriage is an entity created by someone. Right? That person has the default template. God created marriage and he has the manual right in the bible. Many marriage ideologists are just putting the marriage creator's idea aside and working based on theirs which keeps failing.

In God's idea, while joking, serious, living, dying, in enjoyment, in hardship, online, offline, in little things, in big things, privately, publicly etc, the husband is to love his wife and the wife is to submit to her husband. In a home where God is regarded, things are not done without precepts. Jokes and friendliness are allowed and normal but even in that friendliness and familiarity, God's commands for marriage should be upheld.
RomanceRe: Natasha Akpoti Accused Of Blackmailing Husband Into Marrying Her - E-Newsdesk by Jesuspistol(m): 8:08pm On Mar 16, 2025
When climbing to the top without refining your attitude, these things happen!
FamilyRe: How To Prepare Your Spouse During The Day For Love Making At Night by Jesuspistol(m): 8:05pm On Mar 16, 2025
One person is usually romantic than the other in marriage. When the romantic one makes steps, the other party should respond following up so as not to bore the initiator. It's that simple.

It when the naturally expressive one is not getting response that tires humor her out
FamilyRe: Pregnant Woman Warns Husband Against Reckless Spending Before Cs If She Dies by Jesuspistol(m): 8:00pm On Mar 16, 2025
Many people are not properly living in marriage. People are claiming marriage with wrong principles and lifestyles.
FamilyRe: Many Christians Have Backslided From Attending Church Service Due To One Reason by Jesuspistol(m):
If you've experienced the real church in the good old days or you've had an ultimate encounter with God while going to church, no church politics, pastor's misbehavior or church shortcomings would stop you from going to church. You're not going because you've not substantially experienced God
CrimeRe: Lagos Woman Gets Husband Arrested For Allegedly Taking Second Wife by Jesuspistol(m):
Both of them having been living in a lie. The husband definitely has not been living in the regard of being his home leader from his wife, if his wife could do this. She's definitely not submissive even before this incidence. Perhaps that's his reason for looking out for another wife.

The hubby too must be very unwise to think he can just take a second wife having had a legal tie with the first.. that's bigamy. A huge offense!

The wife having so much power does not know how to use it. She hasn't confirmed the news yet and she's already taking hard actions
FamilyRe: An Introvert Looking For A Relationship On Narialand by Jesuspistol(m): 3:02am On Mar 15, 2025
You didn't state if you're slim or chubby
RomanceRe: Where Did I Go Wrong? by Jesuspistol(m): 2:55am On Mar 15, 2025
You didn't say how old he is. If he's old enough, he should get his own apartment and you should calmly explain things to your hubby before taking actions on his brother
RomanceRe: What Do You Know About Scotland? by Jesuspistol(m): 2:52am On Mar 15, 2025
doctore212:
Scotland is fine and calm.

But the best thing there is that Oloshos are very respectful but comes with a reasonable cost
That's cuz no one is above the law there. When you get paid, you should render good service or be sued if otherwise irrespective of the occupation. It's here you'll see the police who should affirm the law getting free rounds from prostitutes making them rude
RomanceRe: What Was The Reason For You First Breakup? by Jesuspistol(m): 2:46am On Mar 15, 2025
Extreme emotions. Either it goes her way always or I dontl love her then she's pissed.

Me omo jeje. I follow my leg talk.. I waka
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Gets Life Sentence For Raping, Murdering 61-year-old Woman In Italy by Jesuspistol(m): 8:00pm On Mar 12, 2025
Some of these eastern guys need to know that it's not all skinny things that can be used for rituals. Oyibo skinnies are not good ritual materials
RomanceRe: How To Handle Fights In A Relationship. by Jesuspistol(m): 7:50pm On Mar 12, 2025
Oga marry first and spend 10 years in marriage before fore you become eligible to give marital and love advice
FamilyRe: Don't Have A Child Yet Without This by Jesuspistol(m): 5:18pm On Mar 12, 2025
All the reason still points that a woman thinks of what she gains first before any selfless habit. It's at old age the man will understand that all the 'my man must be responsible' is not cus of the man but cuz of herself really
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lesbians Relocate Abroad, Get Married In The US by Jesuspistol(m): 5:11pm On Mar 12, 2025
So the USA that I'm pursuing for glory purpose is where some people are going for lesbian purpose. Life no balance true true

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