Romance › Re: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 7:35pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
ayourbamie: Bros. you need to park, repark, and repark again.... you no see road at all. some people are dying to have lepa. Yes bros but were different. |
Romance › Re: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 7:34pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
gentlesinna: Jst mix fertiliser nd Alomo together,allow it to ferment lik 2 to 3 days den feed her wit it in d nyt den watch her closely in d mornin to see if she wil wake up.if she eventually wakeup pls give her another round nd see d instant miracle. Haba |
Romance › Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 7:25pm On Mar 12, 2016*. Modified: 8:42pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
I know this is a situation most sincere men would admit they've passed thru at one time or the other. Its my girl or rather a girlfriend, I've known her for 6years now just as a distant friend but right now the friendship is becoming intense as were closer although I've not asked her out but we like each other. I have great feelings for her. I don't just want to date her, I actually want to date her having her in mind as my future wife because she's a wife material, respectful, kindhearted, don't keep much friends and above all, beautiful. We have a 6yr difference in our age
But the problem is she's slim with small butt. I have always had a great desire for chubby girls, not the very fat ones, but at least meaty; someone with a bold appearance. Pls is there a way to help improve her stature or therapy, drugs etc; she has a soft body on the look though. I don't want to lose her, I'll prefer helping her to increase her stature if possible, than losing her
I know bashes can't be avoided but I'll appreciate mature advices pls. Thank you.
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Romance › Re: Please Help Your Brother!!! by Jesuspistol(m): 7:59pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt: U dey ok guy. Shyness a stage many bold men of 2day have passed thru. "U're not romantic..u're not romantic" person dey bring am from heaven? Na upbringing and peer infuence issue and it differs for everyone. If a girl is shy, a guy would understand her. Its rare to find the opposite..its a guy that will help himself. Dats one confirmed reason why many guys stick to porn more at young age. Just be urself and try to make money after or even during ur degree, if u can't find an enduring girl to refine you, u will find an enduring girl to love and worship ur money. Its just a matter of time biko I don know say you go drop one ghenghen post |
Food › Re: Good News Nigerians..Good News In A New Year! by Jesuspistol(m): 11:42pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
Yesssoh I enjoyd last yrs own. Can't wait to have a taste for this yr |
Family › Re: 'I Moved To Be With My Fiance And He Dumped Me Three Weeks Later' by Jesuspistol(m): 6:54am On Jan 06, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt: When u were born, did ur mother dispose u in a septic tank b4 a good samaritan found u or how are u thinking like a maternal waste product like this?  |
Family › Re: If Your Wife Wants To Be Da Boss by Jesuspistol(m): 9:19am On Dec 30, 2015*. Modified: 7:40am On Dec 31, 2015 |
SAMBARRY: elejo we we okunrin. Go and spread your wife's pant in front of your neighbours house you hear
Don't go and make money be crying for respect  Sorry to interfere. I've been following the arguments of both of you. I really respect your stand on your point. But broda you need to be more real.Life is not about getting attentions of "like and shares" by using curses or abusive words haba barry I believe you know life more than that. The hammer guy has real points than you do.Please always try to put yourself in the situation first. Respect |
Romance › Re: Pls Advice Me,we Are Both Introverts by Jesuspistol(m): 12:42am On Dec 27, 2015 |
JudgementHammer: I already said I won't argue with u with ur open rotten teeth u sent to me. But lemme ask u a question
When u were born, were u thrown inside a lawma sanitation tank b4 someone luckily found u? Or how are u reasoning like a maternal waste product like this?  |
Romance › Re: What Class Of The Opposite Sex Are Of No Romantic Value To You? by Jesuspistol(m): 9:46pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
JudgementHammer: How many success have u made in life by yourself alone? That's a statement of an ingrate.
Others maybe ok as far as d world u've buit around yourself is concerned.
An african proverb says if hunger wire u, u go go check the food basket u abandon for farm many years ago when harvest plenty whether d food still dey there. Ewww... The reason I like you... You're blunt with the truth. Keep up your style. |
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Romance › Re: Mature Advice Please: How Can I Get Over My Ex?? by Jesuspistol(m): 10:15pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
JudgementHammer: Oh. Simple thing.
1. All his pictures in your phone..delete them or if he's the one who bought u d phone..crack am on concrete or throw am inside soakaway
2. Tear all him pishure weh dey ur custody and burn them or use them clean yaansh after shiting
3. Carry all the gift and cloths weh him give u including pants and bras..carry them go give banbiala or deaf and dumb
4. If u remember how he take kiss u, put aboniki on ur lips. If u remember how he take suck ya breeaasts, put aboniki on ur breeaasts. If u remember how he take fuucck u, rub aboniki on ya t0t0. In fact d more he fuuccked d t0t0, d more u apply d aboniki. If the fuucck plenty wellwell, grind fresh pepper put am inside.
You go forget am sharpsharp.  Hahahahahah. Guy no kill person with laff o. Your comment no nice at all. Lolz |
Romance › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Jesuspistol(m): 12:44am On Sep 27, 2015 |
JudgementHammer: Me na fart.
I blasted the thing in an empty classroom where I teach during holidays. I forgot completely that there was someone behind me. Na after lowering my bombom from the farting position and started inhaling the sweet smell that I now saw a lady walked out carrying her bag and books.
The funny thing is she doesn't even work in d sch so I could have apologized later. She was a visitor and I never saw her again since then Chai. God have mercy o. |
Celebrities › Re: Asa Shows Off Hot Legs In New Photo by Jesuspistol(m): 11:14am On Aug 17, 2015 |
JudgementHammer: My dear u have time. U still don't know who u should be. Period is not what we are talking about. Go back to d origin of womanhood and learn from Gen.2:18 and don't be limited by what civilization teaches you. This truth has faded out in this modern world. Many ladies don't even know it. |
Romance › Re: Can Someone Explain..what Is She Doing? (photo) by Jesuspistol(m): 9:02pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: There Are Three Kinds Of vagina by Jesuspistol(m): 10:00pm On May 14, 2015 |
My galfrnd own never open |
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Romance › Re: Which Would You Choose Between These 2 Options (picture) by Jesuspistol(m): 8:12pm On May 01, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Which Would You Choose Between These 2 Options (picture) by Jesuspistol(m): 8:08pm On May 01, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Which Would You Choose Between These 2 Options (picture) by Jesuspistol(m): 8:02pm On May 01, 2015 |
Hehehe...o boy I can do no 2 with naija's current economic condition o |
Family › Re: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by Jesuspistol(m): 6:24am On Oct 22, 2014 |
zexzy: I think not being familiar with your partner is one of the worst things that can happen to a marriage. Marriages don't thrive on policies, they actually last because of understanding and mutual respect. Mutual respect and familiarity. How do dey co-habit |
Family › Re: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by Jesuspistol(m): 4:27pm On Oct 18, 2014*. Modified: 4:48pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
zexzy: Pls are u by any chance suggesting that husbands should make sure that there is no element of familiarity btw their wives and them even after living together for many years. That's exactly the proper thing. Intimacy is another name for romance and inspired by God. Allows u to crack jokes, get used to each other, yab each other and smile at each other bla bla and yet on one part of ur mind u know u shouldn't relinquish ur responsibility/duty at the slightest chance. It has limit and balances pleasure with discipline. Familiarity is invented by human nature. It is intimacy without limit or discipline. Its a problem that springs up from civilization and sometimes poverty. Talking about many years. The beginning determines that. Its hard to stop what u've started but easy to start what u've not started. There should be a policy from d beginning. However the man is in a better position to help his wife achieve this cus she's weaker, correcting her in tenderness when she's fast forgetting how to hold up. There shouldn't be a sensation of I want all pleasure. There should rather be a sensation of I've not gotten it yet. It keeps one to hold on. Marriage never answers all life question before |
Education › Re: I Cheated In Waec And Neco.should I Return The Certificate? by Jesuspistol(m): 11:46am On Sep 29, 2014 |
jerryayaebi: So many of us are guilty in cheating in one thing or the other...most of us cheated in one exam or the other maybe in our primary or secondary school but we didnt bother to return those result or to resit those exam or even to repeat those classes.But it seems the one for waec and neco seems to be different...i need ur view on this if one should return his waec or neco result if he/she cheated in an act restitutio...your genuine comments and advice will be beneficial please. Good conscience bro But you've used the certificates to gain admission to the uni I guess and may be for other purposes. So the restitition would be a really long process if it has to be complete. And that would be religion especially after openly confessing it If you've not gained admission yet perhaps you just finished the waec, then sit for another exam. God help u |
Family › Re: Real Men Do Not Beat Their Wives by Jesuspistol(m): 12:13am On Sep 29, 2014 |
dandydaniels: I am proud of my dad...that real g (rip to his soul) didn't beat my mum...He's a real man
there's a big difference between fear and respect...u can't punch out respect from your wife only fear
the story making rounds in almost every blog site is how teebillz have turned his wife tiwa savage into a punching bag...brother if that's true...I repeat if* that's true.... then you are not a real man
women are lesser beings(fact)....why waste your strength and time beating them? bro c'mon! they are made to be loved...to be bought clothes...jewelries...cars...taken to cool places...pampered...and at night made to sing in tongues to their creator
for the real men out there...let's control our tempers and treat every woman...not just our wives with respect. when it comes to women affairs,my dad is my role model. " never beat a woman son"
STOP DOMESTIC VIOLENCE Good I can't do it too. But what's your advice for wives who beat their husbands who they claim to respect. Abi u never hear of such? |
Romance › Re: Guys, Do You Feel Uncomfortable When Ladies Are Obviously Staring At You by Jesuspistol(m): 12:09am On Sep 29, 2014*. Modified: 1:08am On Sep 29, 2014 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Gbile Akanni Exposed The Fraud Of Mountain Of Fire In Kaduna by Jesuspistol(m): 2:00am On Sep 27, 2014*. Modified: 8:29am On Sep 27, 2014 |
Jettage: One strong Point made by Bro Gbile is that, Those seeking Deliverance after Claiming they are saved and repeating the process as done in , Have
been bewitched
he made a cynical remarks of Pastor asking members to go for deliverance or else and then the member replying by saying I went last week, and the pastor Responded by saying What! Are you backsliding
please go for deliverance.
He said they do it to feast on the people and making merchandise of them through several meetings
it is a strong to listen to Messages
I am still enjoying them, Hmm. Nice topic. What I have to say is..the ministry of Jesus is 3 fold..he came to save, to heal and to deliver. But d problems with xtain denominations all over the world is that they emphasize only 1 out of the 3 ministries and think that's all they need. Well I would rather say the 1 they emphasize is what God chose to make known to the world through them I'm a member of mfm and 1 thing I noticed abt my church members is that they're conscious of evil powers than the almighty God himself who wants us to focus on him above everything. That's why u can see an mfm member go for deliverance from evil foundation 5 times in 1 year. They'll do same d ffg year and d next. After doing this for abt 6yrs and they hear that G.O or 1 mfm pastor is coming to a region to preach on foundational problems, they'll still go there. So I always wonder..did God not answer the deliverance prayer at 1st time? Or why do they keep thinking they have to keep praying over a matter for life. They say its cuz foundational prob is deep. So I always say dat it means God is not mighty enough to deal with d prob at 1st time or at most 3-5 deliverance sessions. Or perhaps they don't even know whether God is answering their prayers in all d 'foundational prob' meetings or not, they're just going to all of them. There's no deep problem that God can't settle at once. Now it may take perhaps 3 diff aggressive deliverance sessions depending on ur faith since d prob is so-called deep but at least have it in mind that d prayer over that particular matter would end one day and be a bye-gone. Not remaining in prayer over it forever cuz it is said to be too deep. We shouldn't magnify any prob above God. We should have specific purposeful prayers at each time in our lives. If foundational prob has been settled, then we should move on to something else (another prayer episode) that can promote our lives spiritually and not seeing a particular prob as so deep that we have to keep praying over it for life. God is deeper than the deepest. We should rather focus more on a deep God Thanks |
Politics › Re: Fed Govt To Rehabilitate Surrendered Boko Haram Members by Jesuspistol(m): 8:16am On Sep 26, 2014 |
This FG is funny. The battle hasn't reached a rehabilitation stage yet. Even Nelson Mandela as peace-loving as he is strongly opposed d rebels until the final/national stage when he declared forgiveness
Besides, wch nigerian rehabilitation center is strong enough for such hardist. Ordinary smokers hardly get rehabilitated talk less of BH members |
Health › Re: Man Dies At Sperm Bank After 4th Donation In 10 Days (PHOTO) by Jesuspistol(m): 4:16pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
DollyParton1: They told you that? Or were you there as a witness? Lolz |
Fashion › Re: Ladies: Can You Attend Events Without Makeup? by Jesuspistol(m): 5:04pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
LaurelP: Really, can a typical Naija girl do without makeup? As in just bath, brush her hair and dress up without applying any makeup, especially when going to events, church or party?
Is there any lady who can do that? I want to marry her! Go to deeper life and marry S.U |