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We no be mumu nah, everybody no say election is near. Anyway una try.

The fact dat Tinubu and Fashola inspires these APC governors does not remove their PDP-like incompetence o

Bcuz me I never see a Fashola-like governor among other APC governors Forget whether election dey or not. I mean an always actively functional governor.

The last time I read of u on nairaland, u were cooking okro for ur wife. That's why I say u're not only a goalkeeper, u're a wifekeeper and a homekeeper

Happy birthday! Naija's great goalkeeper. Really wish you LLNP

Pls, can u do nigerians a favor - don't get old again cuz if u retire we don't know if our next goalkeeper will be as good as you.

Well deserved. A hard worker

LesbianBoy: 2shotz

Sean tizzle

Firstly, I like your name. And I also like ur interest in masculine things such as cars mostly for male celebrities. Makes u wanna be approached.

Keep it up

I understand how u feel. I've been a victim of such before. They stopped me, police o (not VIO) that my headlamp was on in d day, dat it is against traffic rules. I tried to explain that its an american spec car but they refused. But tnk God an immigration comptroller in his car was parked somewhere nearby. He was watching us & we didn't know. We were 3 in the car & they asked of us to come down while 3 officers entered and drove us to their station around church bustop after okoko, lagos. They threatened us saying I didn't use seatbelt(which I used) & dat d car documents were xpired. They booked our car with some other fraudulent Lastma officials dat we must pay 50k. The comptroller in mofty came and got their names and pictures then dey started begging.

I just imagined what would have happened if d comptroller didn't see us.

They're big fools and thiefs and that's how they threaten people everyday.

otipoju: me and you are from the same era... still love listening to music from that era when artistes would combine beautiful lyrics,nice story lines with tight beats ...not wack lyrics like "bo shen gbon gbon gbon gbon gbon g,bon gbon gbon gbon gbon gbon , you dey give me orebe orebe orebe !!!

Can't stop laffing. LOL

What I like most in her that she mentors me about is her leadership and ambitions as well as keeping a good home in spite of career ambitions as a woman. I love leaders, especially d good ones.

However her death as thought me that "service to God through humans" is the only thing worth living for and not direct "service to humanity". Cuz the judgment she's facing up there is centered around what God has sent her here for and not who she tried to please in d name of being an active leader

BadBoy25: your fiancee is here with me bright now having the time of her life. stop bugging me with your troubles, i'm busy right now .
talk to you later....

Looolz. Loser

BadBoy25: your girlfriend is chilling with me right now ,she says Hi .

I see!

So u're still operating on the girlfriend level. I shouldn't be arguing with you

When you get to the fiancee level, u'll learn without a teacher.

Sure u need lots of money to maintain a "girlfriend". If possible even steal cuz d breeze can blow her to another guy soon.

I'll just advice you - don't take a girlfriend's mentality to marriage or else only pretenders would say "yes" to ur proposal.

BadBoy25: below is the meaning of essential : absolutely necessary; extremely important,a thing that is absolutely necessary.
money is essential for survival . Money is important to you alone ,how much more you and someone else . you need money to lubricate your relationship.

Oh!! So u go school.

Good for you. Keep ur money relationship to urself.

I pray ur love finds someone who gat money than you do. Or at least loose ur job 4 a while

Good luck

BadBoy25: females are attracted to alpha males that can provide for their offspring. females are attracted to tall and financially stable guys . this is also present in the wild animal kingdom . a lioness choses an alpha lion with sharp teeth and good hunting skills.
money is essential for a stable relationship. if you do not have money(sharp teeth and good hunting skills) to lubricate your relationship, you run a chance of straining your relationship or even losing your partner to someone who can provide a better experience . human beings are constantly seeking for new experiences .your partner leaves you the day she finds something more interesting than you.

U no go school o

Well, thank God u said "essential". U've made ur point. I said "enslave". Read again maybe with a dictionary. Olodo!!!

rozayx5: yea yea we know
Sun don beat you before

So money go stop sun from beating you?

You no wise!!

We were
Born - without money
We will be
Buried - without money
We were
Born naturally - with love &
affection
We met
Money - here on earth

Why then should we enslave a natural feeling to what we found on earth?

bustyhelen: very, if you want there to be a future.i would immediately dump a guy if he had a gambling problem also i would tend not to even start anything with a guy without a steady job or tertiary eduction or good business prospect. you gotta think long term when the honeymoon period wears off

Ori e gbale!!

U be street material not wife material
Na anywhere breeze carry u go u dey go

Paperwoman

At the moment Nigeria needs a leader who is 60% force-driven and 40% administrative. But unfortunately we have a leader of a 30-70 ratio respectively.

Adams oshiomole would be a better president as far as the force needed against these Boko haram extremists is concerned. I'm not campaigning o. I only re-studied his profile again since his NLC days as we all know OBJ can't come back

Feraz: Now, the reason for creating this topic is because of this thread (BTW, viewers' discretion is advised)!!!

Growing up, I could remember the time my mum caught me and my siblings begging for suya from a fellow classmate. She saw us from afar and simply smiled while passing by (then, my primary school was quite close to our church). It was when we got home that we faced the penalty but not her beating us in public. Back then when I went to the market with her and was misbehaving, all she did was a quick look to restore me to the good boy behaviour. Sometime back while passing by a road, I happened to see a woman from afar slapping (and mending - permit me to say) a girl of say 10 years. Now, the girl's crime, I don't know but my issue is the way she was correcting that child in public. Couldn't she wait for them to get home? Even those that are apprentices do face the same treatment. You see a matured lady kneeling down in front of the shop with her arms raised up and eyes closed (tailors are mostly guilty of this - apologies to them all).

Same applies to househelps. Picture this scenario - A househelp was sent on an errand and maybe she couldn't make it back to the house on time due to one thing or the other. Then while coming back, a guy happens to ask for directions to a particular flat; she stops to explain to the guy. Madam comes outside and catches her; next thing she does is to humiliate her by beating her without knowing what was going on there. She may even go as far as shredding the clothes in public.

From the link above, what would warrant a woman do this to another that is going to grow to be a woman? Just because someone is bedwetting, you leave a permanent scar on her that she is going to live with for the rest of her life?

I'm not exempting men from this but it is always rare to see men do these in public and they are very few in most cases.

Why is it so?

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Its not only to women that dey do it to. My mother is fund of always embarrassing me in public since I was young. She's a single parent though. Although she doesn't spank me like when I was small anymore but she still have a way of making me feel embarrassed so sometimes I avoid moving together with her especially when my friends are around

Guess some women just don't understand others feeling among crowd or in public

StealthyMe: Ebola: FG closes all PRIVATE and PUBLIC primary and secondary schools till 13th October.

The Federal Government has directed that all private and public primary and secondary schools should remain closed till 13th October, 2014 as a preventive measure against the spread of Ebola Virus Disease.

The preventive measures are decisions reached in a meeting the Minister of Education held with State Commissioners of Education in Abuja on tuesday (today). This measure was announced by the Minister of Education, Mallam Ibrahim Shekarau.

He said that any private school that fails to comply will be duly sanctioned by the State Ministry of Education.The Minister said that the government will go to any length to punish any school that fails to comply.He added all the State Ministries of Education are to immediately organise and ensure that at least two staff in each school, both public and private are trained on how to handle any suspected Ebola case.

Shekarau said the training of the staff on health must be concluded by 15th September, 2015.Shekarau said that he would meet with all State Commissioners of Education on 23rd September, 2014 to appraise the situation.

What if the children were not on holidays before ebola happened. Will dey have sent dem bak home?

Dubby6: He don try... very old in d game


How? I dont believe

Study the book of acts well. U'll understand its very possible

U may also find it hard to believe that apostle babalola appeared and disappeared and knew all 150 psalms off hand. The Moses Orimolade metioned in d article walked and spoke the day he was born to mention a few

Tazmode: Mehn, see enjoyment o

Lolz. Lazy student

E no go even good make 2 of dem marry cuz

-Mikel go turn 2 d woman of the home since tonto na skosko maga. He never marry we no see him effect on field. If he com marry tonto, dat means RIP to naija midfield be that

-the pikin weh dem go burn go be Stubborn+Mugu or Active Olodo as combined by their traits

If dis 1 dey naija, na oracle person go call am

Wait o she go get husband so? How her husband go make love to her. Even dwarf p**nis go too big to enter her nw

Dem suppose do miss stretch marks sef

KingAdeOluomo1: Neva saw this cuming
After i loss 13million Naira due to man u foolishness my post is making FP for the first time tank God oooo
at list is man u no make me happy dis one self don do me smalll

Bros u can LIE o!! 13million naira for gambling

Congrats to him!

mascot87: Na girl my friend
Which reasonable guy go type that crap?

Ok. Didn't take note of her name

mascot87: Orie gbale

Exactly Ori bobo yen gbale big time. He must be a learner

Kai. So funny to read thru d 1st page and find no "likes"

Singlegirl ur story too long. And e no get informational value. Sorry

Tazmode: Hmm, kids of nowadays . They'l grow sha

K. I guess you're fulfilling ur written destiny. Its such a funny destiny though. I shouldn't be helping you fulfill it. I'm out. Good luck

Tazmode: If your question were rational, i'd manage to answer.

LMAO. Do you knw d dictionary meaning of "rational"? Anyway guess you 1 of them. You just aren't on the streets yet. Kpele

Tazmode: destiny is written. I don't think curses can hinder it.

See you.

So those mad men and women on the streets, its their written destiny to be mad, right?

golor: and again is,there swear more powerful than God's word,plan and propose towards one's life?

1)Guy its the same God's word that say 'thou shall decree a thing and it shall be established' so if u decree a curse, it shall be established. God's word supports decree. A curse is a negative decree

2)God himself is a curser, he cursed Adam, eve and d snake. He also told Abraham that whoever blesses him shall be blessed and whoever curses him shall be cursed. God also cursed Cain. So if God curses, we little gods too can curse. Curse is real

3)It was Elisha's curse that brought leprosy on Nahman

4)It was Elijah's curse that made a dog feast on Ahabs dead body

5)Reuben though d 1st born was cursed by his father for defying his father's bed

6)If Curses do not affect destinies then the bible won't say "Christ has redeemed us from the curse of the law"

7)So parental curses are very real and can affect ur destiny. U originate from their being, remember?

stonemind: hahahahhahahahaha lolsss I think I'm second to comment (STC) on this one lolss

thanks to nairaland app
Oga Seun I hail ya

Guy nairaland get app for bb? I don search for long on app world.