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CelebritiesRe: “I Didn’t Compose Popular Year-end Song ‘odun Lo Sopin’, 84-year-old Deborah Fas by Jesuspistol(m): 12:30am On Jan 02, 2025
News weh don stale for TikTok, twitter and Instagram na him NL dey celebrate for here. Likewise the woman who said since she married her kpekus never rest...the video was already 2-3days old on TikTok before it made NL.

Yeye
RomanceRe: Need Some Explanation On This Pic !!! by Jesuspistol(m): 12:09am On Jan 02, 2025
Newton's third law of motion:

To every action, there's an equal and opposite....

If you don gerit, forgerabout it
FamilyRe: Wedding advice by Jesuspistol(m):
No it is not wrong.

Someone is called an uncle and he's behaving like an unwise child just because he's financing wedding. As parents, it's what the couple concerned wants you should grant for them so far it's not beyond your capacity and in this case, what they want is even smaller which makes it better.

But for show off, thinking about himself, his status, dignitaries and friends of his, he's forgotten the primary reason for the event which his to make the couple happy just as they wished and requested

The reason some parents, uncles and aunts get disrespected despite their old age
FamilyRe: Mothers, Fathers, Uncles And Aunt I Need Your Contribution On This Please � by Jesuspistol(m):
Allowing a child to always have her way is no good upbringing hence your sister is wrong

A child that hangs out with other people more than their parents are vulnerable to molestation, witchcraft initiation, glory exchange, negative influence, introduction to upcoming prostitution etc and when she grows up with that coupled with the psychological effects of her separated parents, it will then be a matter of unbendable dry fish and yam pepper scatter scatter. If you know, you know.

Your sister is a delinquent adult and she's ignorant of her delinquency. She will do bad in child upbringing when she marries.

Your role is to call your sister to order to save her head from future family feud which may never end especially as both of them are women. Some of such feud are transferred to children and grandchildren. If the pikin wan spoil as she dey grow up, make she take her own hand spoil by herself. Let your sister avoid being in a position where someone or some people will say she's the one who caused her to be an ashawo or a smoker for always letting her follow strange people out especially men. Nobody will remember to say, the girl's separated parents is the cause of the problem, it's your sister's name they'll all be chanting up and down. Family don dey spoil small small be that
FamilyRe: I'm So Frustrated In My Marriage by Jesuspistol(m):
and I'm sure she's not cheating but I don't know how she gets these infections.
I never knew you are alpha and omega, Omniscient and omnipresent. You follow her about every minute to be sure of this or what?

BTW, STI are also gotten from toilets and fairly used or stolen pants too.

She has a serious STI that she hasn't treated properly for a long time and if you leave her untreated, it doesn't matter the uncountable times you treat yourself, you will always collect from her afresh wotowoto. So treat yourself and treat her too. In fact, overhaul her to avoid damage of some reproductive organs
RomanceRe: New Year Special by Jesuspistol(m): 2:04pm On Jan 01, 2025
Have you thought of how much risk is undergone within 365 days, many are unable to scale through the 365 days alive so it makes it worthy. You're worthy to be celebrated and you should be grateful to have undergone the 365 days successfully.
RomanceRe: Making New Friends In A New Environment by Jesuspistol(m): 1:02pm On Jan 01, 2025
You shod have asked before relocating. Ajegunle or oshodi is the best place for an introvert, not some housing estate
RomanceRe: Pls I Need My Personality Match For Serious Relationship! by Jesuspistol(op): 7:31am On Jul 26, 2016
sinaj:
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Hi cutie
Gat someone for me? wink
RomancePls I Need My Personality Match For Serious Relationship! by Jesuspistol(op):
Thanks for your audience. Pls friends try to understand me, this is nott a show off. I'm serious abt it. I'm a young yoruba man in my late 20's and a bsc holder. I've taken a careful study to understand myself, my nature and my temperament. I've had relationships with some ladies, though responsible, but there just isn't this free flow in it.

I'm mel-san, I'm emotionally expressive and also a funny person who stirs up laughter especially when among people I'm used to. I've always love emotional ladies especially the san-mel (the reverse emotion of mine), ladies who are lively and expressive yet tender. A talk-talk (talkative) who can give me pleasant disturbances yet would have a softspot for me. Someone who's not shy to hold hands, hug and kiss me in public, who can sit on my lap in public and we'll play love in tokyo anywhere yet who can shed tears when I just slightly show a little annoyance. A lady who's everybody's delight and a lover of children. And who also have her weaknesses which I'm prepared for.

But unfortunately most common ladies out there that I see everyday (mostly cholerics and phlegs) are either too serious minded in the name of being a wife material or a well-cultured girl, too full of activity, lack emotional expressions and even gets tired of it and definitely have poor romantic approach to life. I'm tired of meeting such ladies. Pls don't get me wrong. I'm not saying such ladies aren't good. They are, as far as most african especially nigerian cultures are concerned.

But for me, besides having a well-mannered girl, I also want a warm romantic life full of fun. The type that even my kids will be natural comedians that if u pay us a visit at home, you wouldn't wanna leave bcus of the warm love and fun you'll find in us. I'm praying about it already but I gat take bold steps too.

Pls I beg every lady reading this if you know any such person (I'm not saying you must be) kindly whatsapp me on 09099335165. I promise to be respectful to whoever comes along. But if I realize pretence as we get along, I'll also respectfully opt out like Joseph the father of Jesus gently opted out from Mary without causing her public embarassment b4 God encouraged him in a dream.

Pls don't laff at me oh. Marriage is a serious lifetlime matter and I can't pretend bcus of love especially for what will last a lifetime.

Thanks a lot.

Cc: lalasticlala
CelebritiesRe: ''I Did Not Tell People To Stop Calling Me Mama G'' - Patience Ozokwor by Jesuspistol(m): 12:53pm On Jun 25, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade's Outfit To Bet Award 2016 by Jesuspistol(m): 12:24pm On Jun 25, 2016
That's laolu amazing artist
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade's Outfit To Bet Award 2016 by Jesuspistol(m): 12:24pm On Jun 25, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade's Outfit To Bet Award 2016 by Jesuspistol(m): 12:23pm On Jun 25, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Make-up Transformation Of Toyin Lawani's Staff by Jesuspistol(m): 12:23pm On Jun 25, 2016
Beay
CelebritiesRe: Make-up Transformation Of Toyin Lawani's Staff by Jesuspistol(m): 12:22pm On Jun 25, 2016
Funny
CelebritiesRe: Make-up Transformation Of Toyin Lawani's Staff by Jesuspistol(m): 12:22pm On Jun 25, 2016
Haha
RomanceWe Love Each Other But We Found Out Late..please What Can We Do? by Jesuspistol(op): 7:23pm On Mar 17, 2016
Last wk I posted a thread about how I can help my girl become bigger. All that time I hadn't seen her for over 2 years except in photos. But when I asked her for a recent pic and weight, I noticed she has added weight well and I'm impressed. But there's anoda prb.

She was actually my jnr broda's (not blood broda) gf in school days and my bro always asked me for advice on how to love and handle her misbehaviour and so on. But all that while my bro handled her with humiliation but never told me, yet she loved him. She said she had a dream and she saw me and my bro in d dream but she followed and fell in love with me in the dream instead of him. She didn't tell anyone and I never knew. They were both in U.I and I was in LAUTECH but I noticed anytime I came around, she was always shy, she couldn't look me in d eye or call me by name. She calls me uncle and she smiles at everything I said. I interpreted it to mean that my bro was lucky. I was so broke then, I didn't even have my mind on a relationship. My bro was d one giving me some clothes to wear. It was dat bad.

Well they broke up like a year ago and I didn't bother to reach out to her personally since I didn't even knw she had a crush on me but now that I've reached her, she couldn't hide her feelings, she poured out her heart. She told me abt d dream for the 1st time. She's so happy and moved to tears that I reached out at last. She's been in silent love with me all this while. I now realize she's actually a gud girl and not as bad as how my bro kept portraying her but I couldnt drag wife with my bro at that time. Well now we chat and call thru d nite till 4am, we discuss every intimate things including our families and all the gud and bad things we hrd about each other thru my broda. We have a lot of things in common and I love her so much. She's serving now in niger state but d problem is...

She's now engaged to a phD student in U.I and they dated only a month b4 she went for nysc but he's been loving too and demanding for introduction after her nysc.

Please what can I do. I'm so sad right now.

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RomanceRe: Should I Stay Or Leave? by Jesuspistol(m): 3:20pm On Mar 17, 2016
Has he taken u to his family as in do they know you in his family
RomanceRe: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 10:18pm On Mar 13, 2016
Youngpo413:
Always bang her without condom , it works like magic
Hmm. I hear sir.
Car TalkRe: Cars Fall Inside Water by Jesuspistol(m): 11:19pm On Mar 12, 2016
Naija does not have a good lifting crane that canbear d weight of a small car. What a shame
RomanceRe: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 9:05pm On Mar 12, 2016
bardella1:
I knwo how u can gain weight
PM me
Pls don't put me in the dark oh. I need to know too. Tnx
RomanceRe: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 8:56pm On Mar 12, 2016
Medunah:
U don't like her that much to deal with the fact that she z slim and u dont like slim girls.

U only considering her now cos she is wife material and u ready to settle down, am sure as at six years ago, the idea of dating her would av bin appalling to you.

I don't think u deserve her, really.
How would you feel if you're told you don't deserve to gain weight.

Sometimes one should put oneself in the shoes of the person needing advice and view things from his/her view.
RomanceRe: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op):
bardella1:
1.is dat her at ur dp if no,
2.is she sickly thin..as in skinny
3.is she tall
4.i have good news for u on how to gain weight easily(buh reply me 1st)
1. Yes
2. No just slim
3. Yeah averagely
Pls I'm waiting
RomanceRe: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 8:40pm On Mar 12, 2016
joshsmarty:
You think If ur girl sees this. She'd be happy abi.. Idio

Sorry I'll stop here
Sorry for tryna be rude

Just take her like that..
Why u dey abuse like woman na
RomanceRe: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 8:01pm On Mar 12, 2016
gentlesinna:
Jst send me her number let me tell her wot to do.


It's private
God punish devil
RomanceRe: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 7:56pm On Mar 12, 2016
Kondomatic:
Put snake gizzard and a witch's liver in a bottle of olive oil.

Two spoons morning, afternoon and Night.

You may add onga for scent and honey for taste.
undecided
RomanceRe: Advice Please...How Can I Help My Girl Get Bigger? by Jesuspistol(op): 7:43pm On Mar 12, 2016
YorubaWoman:
undecided

[color=#8C001A]OK

Just get her pregnant she's sure to get lil chubby little fakia yeah
Or don't let her work or go study, just to be in all days to eat, bath and sleep within 2months you will get ur desired result.

A kin dupe lowo ara eni grin[/color]
Lol. I appreciate the bolded advice. The other part no be am oh

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