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Crocodiles chop free food. See enjoyment!

I hate d smell from male goat meat and I don't eat porks too

What I eat is chicken, turkey, ram, beef, snail, different types of fish and some bushmeat but not EBOLish monkeys o

Odilafta: There is only one car that never breaks down or fails and it's legedizbenz

Na so. A.K.A footwagen

Pu**y scarce for america again? Why him go dey molest woman. America weh be say dia women no dey too hungry 4 money like our naija girls ..they can get down with u anywhere if u gat dia swag

Who did they hand the letter over to. Who collected the letter in each street...that's the 1st suspect.

Or if posted as a bill, were d streets so silent that not even the security men could notice?

Onifari: What realy attracts a man to women?

6-pack, huge p*nis, 6-feet, base voice, handsome, fat account, a minimum of 3 bedroom flat, a modern car, a little arrogance, defensive, caring, can wash underwear, can beg her even when she is wrong, can leave his dieing mother on the sick bed and take her to shoprite, can do school assignments for her while she watches home video, can be glued to her even if she deprives him of sex, who would think of career, income, savings and the family's future while she bothers about fashion, looking good & brazilian hair. Etc

ABEGI!!!

There's no such thing as God-fearing. Most of d so called God-fearing ladies I've seen have aborted pregnancies b4, at least 1ce. I even knw 1 who shares tracts & has children for a man who's yet to pay his dowry & they live as a family

I've seen MARRIED women who watch pornography on dia phones...I used to think its only a bachelors' problem before I met those ladies (married ones 4 dat matter)

I've seen so many born again women that are the 2nd or 3rd wife in dia husband's house.

Some say they're God-fearing and they wear cloths that leave their breasts open.

I've seen pastors who don't pay tithe at all but bless and consume the tithe of d congregations (plenty sef) talkless of the womanizing ones & d juju users in d name of anointing

So to me, nobody should be referred to as God-fearing. No matter how nice d person is...if we knw d bible standard of the word .."God-fearing" then u'ld knw that even YOU are not near God-fearing at all

Only you knw how much u are moved by ur conscience.

beejaay: The commission called for a complete overhaul of the global drug prohibition regime and focus on the promotion of the health and welfare of people instead of continuing to criminalise drug use.

See foolishness!

Dem wan comot drug prohibition and concentrate on promoting health for drug addicts

If the entrance of a problem is a large gate and d way out is a small door won't there be an overwhelming?

Watch out! Anarchy on the way.

Everybody should just start thinking of the flavor and kind of drugs they want to be addicted to. Because way don dey open for uncensored drug use be dat o.

Kezifils: To ensure it save, make show it ends with the extension .jpeg and not .0

Yeah its been saving but it still doesn't display.

Abegi. PONMON is unbannable.

It can only be banned if the population of the poor reduces to say...70%rich:30%poor

As long as the poor remains the largest population in naija, its not gonna be an easy task to ban PONMON

Pls I'll advice men that no matter how pastoral or gentle-looking or SU- looking you are, make sure u are a LION on bed. Give ur wife a mind-blowing sex. Stop being SU in the bed pls.

The bible did not say frequent mind-blowing sex is a sin.

Jennydoris: 1. Never Deprive your spouse with attention, Love and
affection. These Three ingredients are necessary in every
relationship.

2. Never Leave Your Role As A Wife To Housemaids Or
Personal Staffs Even If Your Husband is a King Or a
Pastor.

3. Never Encourage Long Distance Relationship In Your
Marriage. Work Hard To Make It As Short As You Can If
You Have To. Never Neglect Your Spouse Thinking that
Money Can Keep Her Warm At Night And Play Fatherly
Role To Your Kids.

4. Celebrate Every Occasion With Your Family~ Christmas,
Sallah, Anniversaries, Birthdays etc. And Don't Forget To
Celebrate Your Spouse In Every Given Opportunity You
Have.

5. No Matter How Holy Ghost Filled And Tongue Talking
Christian You Are, Listen and Apologize When You Are
Wrong And Make Amends Before Your Marriage Breaks.
Make Changes On Time, When You See It Is Not Working.

6. Court Is Not A Solution To Family Problems, The
Solution Lies In The Spouse. If Only The Spouse Can
Reduce Their Pride And Ego And Accept Their Wrongs and
Make Amends On The Areas That Are Not Working, They
Will Live Happily Ever.

7. Never Forget To Recognise Your Wife As The Most
Important Being In Your Life After God, And Never Forget That Your Husband Is The Most Important Being In Your Life. That's Why
Michelle Obama Is Always Beside President Barrack Obama.

A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE REQUIRES- GOOD RELATIONSHIP, TOLERANCE, UNDERSTANDING, GOOD COMMUNICATION, ACCOMODATION AND ABOVE ALL THAT WHICH SURPASSES ALL THINGS-LOVE! SAVE YOURSELF THE SHAME AND SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE BECAUSE THE EARLIER THE BETTER.

U re on point

The family comes 1st before ministry. But couples should knw that they need to fear/respect God more than they love their spouse. A man/woman who fears God would treat his/her spouse right.

Many singles would rather pray God give me a spouse dat would love me instead of a spouse that loves/fears God.

One reason I think God doesn't pay attention to most breaking marriages is dat the right spouse wants his/her straying husband/wife to come back to him/her and not to God. So God wonders who really owns the heart of the lost spouse 1st...is it ME(God) or you?

I would rather pray...God win back ur daughter's/son's heart to urself. If he/she's won back by God, he/she will be committed to me.

As in we shouldn't be possessive of our spouse more than God. Bible explains that we would only have our lives when we loose them not when we're so possessive of them.

Dats d lesson I learnt.

Just some more

kika23: Hi people, I got really bored and decided to create this thread.
Its all about posting the most hilarious picture(s) you've ever seen.... I hope you have fun doing this.
The one who posts the funniest pictures, gets something from the op. No jokes..... Let the game begin! May the odds ever be in your favor.....

O girl. This was real fun. How did u think of this sef. I'm sure u must have laffed ur brains out.

I used to think my pics were funny until I saw these

bravejurn: How do I save some of dis pictures? #Bold6

D best u can do is munch. That's what I do too. I've tried all I can, they just don't display

Ryabcool:

O boy ur 2nd pic na hell o. Chai!!

Just a few out of the ones I've seen

butanep: One major feature that attract me to ladies is their beauty, then other features follow... This is the same for most guys... I know very well that most guys go after beautiful ladies and will want to get them at all cost... Once ladies are walking, the most beautiful is always hunted for by guyz...
The beautiful ladies are the ones that can dash out from any relationship and before a day or two, one guys have pick interest in them... And a fresh relationship have started... They are the ones that have chain of boyfriends and suitors...
With all these advantages... Most beautiful Ladies are still single... The ones that are not too beautiful are getting married and the beautiful ones are buying "ashwebe".
The beautiful ladies are everywhere, in the street, offices, churches, social gathering... When you see then, you think they are in a relationship but when you become closer to then, you find out they are Single...
I meet a very beautiful lady in my. Working place of recent... We became close friends... I was just playing a gentleman game thinking she was hocked up... Until a very good day she asked me... If am not going to asked her out... My head big ooo... She revealed to me, that she is single...I just do my thing and clean my mouth because I wasn't ready for commitment...
My friends have also told me that some beautiful ladies you see on the street, churches or working place don't even have a boyfriend when you get closer to them... They just form they have a man, but when you get closer to then, they are single...
Why are the beautiful ladies single... And the ones not too beautiful are getting married... "Abi beauty nor they sell again"

Well I think men don't feel secure with so-called too beautiful ladies. Its not easy to husbandize over a very beautiful lady for the fear of loosing her to some other man.

That's my opinion

okzcorp: Wondering why no one liked ya trash of an Epistle.
It lacks objectivity and good thinking.
#say no to marital slavery all in the name of being a pastor.
She has had enough joor.

Did I beg u to like my comment. Over sabi.

Ur brain is yours only. Everyone can't reason exactly like you

"The God of Abra'm praise".

Dats mine

Dats why man must get job even if u be pastor. Na d koko be dat. Cuz if na me dem carry my wife go far place say grace go help us overcome adultery, I go SCATTER the church!!!

And I knw say dem go sack me for dat. So its good to have a job/business along side.

Dats why I pity their full time pastors weh no get another job or business. Hunger no gree dem talk.....Loooooolz.

Dia penis and pussy come dey suffer for satisfaction.....buhahahahaha

Pussy don spoil mikel life finish.

Dat guy is a SUPER CHICKEN not a super eagle. Eagles don't enslave themselves to a lady's pussy. Its d lady who should enslave herself to his own dick...d likes of C. Ronaldo

Eagles see their career more important than a woman's emotion...d likes of Lionel Messi

Just read this

But this is funny...A woman of God??

No adultery yet and she wants divorce already. What if it was adultery, she could stab the man to death.

I know its not easy for a woman to bear such an humiliation..(Although it may also be that she's just being too unnecessarily demanding of her husband's attention)

Anyway even if d man is guilty, then wat happens to all her counsels to wives and how its possible to win back ur husband by humility and attitude coupled with fervent prayers in trial times and not being in the UK while ur husband is in south Africa.

What happens to the fact that God is totally against divorce as stated in the bible.

What happens to d fact that she could meet her husband's respected fathers in the Lord for counsel if she's overwhelmed.

Abeg this woman does not understand womanhood talk less of knowing the cost of being a pastor's wife. The counsellees of pastors in all churches are majorly women talk less of a church such as christ embassy weh all d women dey dress to kill.

So how she no go know say keeping distance or running from a problem only makes matters worse rather than solving it.

Its obvious she doesn't need God's intervention anymore for her to declare divorce openly. Because as a woman of God, she need not be told that no situation is too hard for God to change but not with this present step of hers.

Besides its civilization that enrights a woman to divorce her husband. The bible makes it clear that a man can ask for divorce only if the woman is caught in the act or accused (with witness) of adultery.

Me I sincerely think no matter how strong a problem is, it must have a solution. Its d solution she needs to find at all cost and not seeking divorce.

Nawar o!

Its the heart that matters is why the renowned mega pastor allowed the ladies of his church dress skimpy and shabily and then sorrounds himself with them

Its the heart that matters is why he falls in adultery with them and have a scam about his marriage all over social media

Mtcheew. If its only the heart dat matters why did Jesus not choose at least some females as part of his disciples or does it mean God can't use a woman? No! Jesus was treading with caution in spite of his huge anointing.

Jesus said "flee fornication". He also said "flee from all appearances of evil" he didn't say wait until the evil itself shows up..just at the site of the appearance alone we should flee. He said guard ur heart diligently and work out ur salvation with fear and trembling.

If ur heart is d master of all situation then u won't need guard it with with fear.

perry2020: Husband material is almost same wif wife but u no d duties of a wife is more.
1.GODFEARING ( he has to love God,himself before he thinks of loving u.if he sincerely loves god n respect god n his commandments he is "likely" not to cheat and behave in some kinda way.
2.look at his mentor n role models den u can tell d kinda man he will become
3.check his family history while dating b4 getting to serious and how he was brought up Eg broken home history,mental illness,epilepsy,violence etc.if he is clean den he is morally up right
4.he must not be easily manipulated ie sum1 told him ur cheating he dint even find out he just jumped into conclusion or a business deal was introduced and he manipulates u n gets money n pour it all into d business.
5.looking at how he loves,treat and respect his mum is the way he is likely"most often times" gonna treat u.
6.AS FOR ME OO EXCESSIVE MOMMYS BOY AINT HUSBAND MATERIAL COZ HE WOULD ALWAYS TAKE EZ MOTHERS WISHES OVER URS AND MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO STAND UP TO HER. so his mums wish is final
7.he must have an independent mind of ez own,patient,must control ez temperament.
8.he has to be the type that listens to ur opinion n takes advice.a guy who is always boosy and wants it to me only me can run my family is not a husband material
9.there are some men that feel it's only them that must make decisions,they dont ever want decisions to be made by women bcoz they see them as lower humans is never and can never be a husband material for me.
10.he has to be responsible financially,psychologically, spiritually ,ethically. the way a guy takes his job says a lot about him.
11.what is his views about marriage?family?kids?togetherness also says alot about him
12. he has to love(let ur ride ez car instead of treking under d hot sun n f e knt let u,e should drive u),respect,adore u,provide for u,profess ez love for u,and protect u to show he is a husband material.
13.hez got to be smart and sensible to prove ez a husband material
14.a waster isn't a husband material(a matured man who would prefare to pop a casket of champagne rather than help the needy or provide for the home front)
15.a man that knows how to invest his tym and money is a husband material.
16.a man who respect himself enough to no dat he is the head and been a provider and protector is what makes him the head.
17.a guy who makes u ez best friend and diary rather than friends who aren't even there for him in times of need is a husband material(he chills out with d men n all but still knows it's only ez wife that should no ez secrets)
18.a man who knows how to create good communication,a man who is understanding is a good husband material
19.a man who tells u ez next step before taking them or talks to u,asks for ur opinion and respects it.before making decisions is a husband materials.
20.a humble man who listens to advice and can make up for mistakes e makes,who isn't too proud to apologize when has done sumtin rng is a husbnd material.
PLZ NOTE:A GUY WHO BEATS YOU WHILE U ARE DATING OVER LITTLE TINZ OR SLAPS U IN D NAME OF CORRECTING U IS NEVER EVER NEVER AND CAN NEVER BE A HUSBAND MATERIAL OOOOO
Erm dis is all I can remember for now I will modify as I remember Hope dis is helpful. wonder why ur asking sef coz I no ur married.

Wow. I must admit your points are facts. Really says quite much of who a man should be.

However in any relationship, intimacy shouldn't be mingled with familiarity. The former strenghtens the relationship while the later fades it out.

But I've realized when you get so close to some women even in a marriage relationship (not bf/gf), they don't seem to understand that what u want or what can keep up the standard of the relationship is an unfamiliar intimacy.

In yoruba, to start with..the 'eh' she uses for u becomes 'oo'. Now that sounds fair enough but unfortunately that's the starting point of familiarity as it quietly creeps in. And soon it gets to a point of 4getting to wake up @ least an hour b4 the husband to prepare breakfast.

Some even call their husband Goat before allowing him make love to them just bcuz he's asking for it often than she wants it, 4getting that its one of a woman's way of keeping her home and one of why she was bought with a price

On the long run @ middle age and above, there's almost no submission anymore simply bcuz she has become mama and has amassed respect from a lot of ppl calling her mummy and cuz the children are grown up so d fear of 'my husband looking out' is little (so she thinks) her honour & respect for her husband reduces and probably bcuz she has made some achievement than she had when she was a new wife, her level becomes high...so she automatically thinks submission is no more necessary. Most men look out for a young new wife cuz of this.

Well I'll advice that fiancees set up a standard 4 demselves b4 they marry -a standard they shouldn't break at any point in life (in spite of their intimate funs, pleasures and liveliness) except as a matter of necessity and learn to know that someone (could be husband or wife) has to have a more absorbing/tolerant ability than d other. It has always being like that. No matter how much ppl say both of them must tolerate each other, one is still always more tolerant.

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Your papa and mama dey together till this age na hm u no wan marry?

Nawar o.

See boobs free-of-charge. Wetin people dey pay money to see for lagos.

No no no no.
Since I was born
I have never seen a girl with 1 guy.

honor2011: Sorry to tell you Seun. Your father stood for public truths in his songs, but his personal life really stunk then.

What hass Fela's personal life got to do with the abuse of his rights?

In present democracy where we have freedom of speech such an act by Buhari is considered an abuse

In the military era, though morally unfair, the abuse of human right was fair.

He had to show himself a fearable general else he would have been subdued by Fela's songs and overthrown as a result

Well i don't like what Buhari did too but I like the fact that he is force driven