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RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by Jesuspistol(m): 7:22am On Sep 05, 2014
Kizmarty: you're entitled to your own view but i dnt buy this et all
Lol. I'm sure you know a lot of them are so superficial and shallow-lifestyled. It what they see they know.

Those who are deep natured and urs for long would do no such thing.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by Jesuspistol(m): 7:13am On Sep 05, 2014
adesina1991: don't really like your post .let me say the truth that ladies have 98% feelings while we guys have 2% but ladies always feel shy to shows it and for a lady to have feelings for a guy,the guy should feel being respected and the lady should be appreciated.I can feel your pain 3cycle
How many ladies respect your own feelings and advances?

I'm sure a lot of them don't give a damn due to your pocket size and cuz they are used to it.

You find a lady melting for you for the 1st time and you're giving in.

The same lady who would show u no respect when she finds that all she saw about you are really not what she thinks

Besides I would respect a lady back if she's respectful. That I've always done. But dancing to her feelings...she got the wrong man.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by Jesuspistol(m): 11:12pm On Sep 04, 2014
[quote author=okzcorp][/quote]Lol. Guy, be a man. Not just some guy
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by Jesuspistol(m): 10:43pm On Sep 04, 2014
Kizmarty: eww...this is so mean plus sarcastic ..you think every girl out there wants your pocket in return?

there's something called dignity..hope you've heard of self esteem too?

guy,you fall my hand finish..
Hear yourself well.

A girl with dignity would not woo a guy. Its pointless

Only weaklings do that.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by Jesuspistol(m): 8:54pm On Sep 04, 2014
3cycle: As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed. sad

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known. cry
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu huh

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?
Just read this.

But I think he knows begging for recharge cards will follow
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Most Funniest Comedian In Nigeria? by Jesuspistol(m):
bigfat02: basket  MOUTH i guess but i also like klint the drunk, is alibaba really the king of comedy in Nigeria .
O boy there's nothing like most funniest. Funniest is funniest. Don't bastardize English
Jokes EtcRe: IF U NO LAUGH,NO CALL ME T.ANONYMOUS by Jesuspistol(m): 7:08am On Sep 04, 2014
MrTAnonymous: This following conversation occurred btw a mother&her short child :
child-mum,u said I shuld always read d bible.
Mum-yes,son.
Child-there is a certain verse in d bible which says:for all has sinned and have fallen short of d glory of God.
Mum-and how is dat supposed 2 cause a problem.
Child-mum,pls confess all ur sins bcause i still want to b tall
Her 1st confession would be...ur father is not ur real father!
Jokes EtcRe: How To Make Her Scream In Bed by Jesuspistol(m): 12:20am On Sep 04, 2014
I was thinking u were a r*pist. Only a r*pe would make her scream unlike normal
FamilyRe: Who Is A Guy With Potential? by Jesuspistol(m): 8:09am On Sep 03, 2014
WHAT OF INDIA WHERE WOMEN PAY DOWRY AND BRIDE PRICEhuh??

Nigerian ladies don devalue finish
FamilyRe: Who Is A Guy With Potential? by Jesuspistol(m):
Did you say she had done engagement with the guy? She will have big problems with her present marriage soon.

She shouldn't have waited to such a convenanting level at all. Her decision was late especially after collecting bride price.
TravelRe: Private Jet - Necessity Or Luxury by Jesuspistol(m):
The average travelers who think its luxury are poverty inspired

If you can afford and maintain it, why shouldn't u have 1. Its like having a private car, its just dat u're richer...period.

For those who think its luxury.. I've always said if they come across a person such as Pastor E.A Adeboye and he prophesies 2 them saying U will own a jet. Won't they claim it and look forward to when the prophecy would manifest?

But the fact is even if God comes down and give same prophecy and they keep seeing the purchase of a jet as an unnecessary luxury, the prophecy will never manifest and they'll remain jetless and critical to the rich ones who can afford it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 37 Things You’ll Regret When You’re Old by Jesuspistol(m):
This guy must be 70+ he's talking from experience. He has regrets already.
Foreign AffairsRe: ‘yes Means Yes” The New Sex Law Of California by Jesuspistol(m):
Mheeeen...Carlifornia prostitutes are about to experience a BOOM in business!!
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Asks For God's Forgiveness For 'Ukwu' Song by Jesuspistol(m):
Only the LOST are inspired by the LOST.

I don't think he's talking about the almighty God that I know o. Maybe its another god he's talking abt cuz if its God almighty that he's talking abt, his conscience will make him know that he has a huge responsibility of not only asking 4 forgiveness 4 himself but a long time intercession for the souls he has led astray or he's still leading astray

Does he think God is someone u can put in a corner to satisfy ur fleshly lust and then come back afterwards. What does he take God for?
RomanceRe: The Agony Of A Nigerian Fat Girl by Jesuspistol(m): 2:32pm On Sep 02, 2014
Na orobo Linda Ikeji dey journalise upon again.

I no too gbadun her blog sef right from time
BusinessRe: Ibaka Seaport: Akwa Ibom Buys 15,000 Hectares Of Land by Jesuspistol(m): 8:13am On Sep 02, 2014
Thanks for the update. But would appreciate it more if we are updated on the EMBEZZLEMENT BREAKDOWN over the project.

Its a good project o agreed. But I know some mouth must chop outta this.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of A Short-cut Into Ikeja Police Barracks By Mobolaji Bank-anthony Way by Jesuspistol(m): 7:41am On Sep 02, 2014
This is 1 of the reasons why Nigeria can't have an effective bureau of intelligence and investigation.

Our cops are compromised. Even their buildings are compromised and un-maintained.

I'm sure something likely would be true about the SSS buildings too apart from the fact dat there are some corrupt(compromised) ones among them.
PoliticsRe: Name One Thing Nigeria Can Be Proud Of by Jesuspistol(m): 9:42pm On Aug 31, 2014
Nigeria is proud of EBOLA and BOKO HARAM
Christianity EtcRe: Names Of God And Their Meanings by Jesuspistol(m): 2:30pm On Aug 31, 2014
Na wah o.

Na only sundays nairalanders dey remember God. Tomorrow now wetin we go dey see for FP na matter of can u accept ur ex back after she abandon u...bla bla bla.
FamilyRe: What If You Just Found Out That Your Parents Ain't Really UR Biological Parents? by Jesuspistol(m): 7:36am On Aug 31, 2014
MyPWisINCORRECT: [size=15pt]All of us saying "I will go and look for my biological parents".

Let me rephrase the Ops question: "What will you do if your Foster Parents own an Oil Block somewhere in the Niger Delta while ur Biological Dad and Mum is a Keke Rider and Akara Frier respectively?"

Will you still return to your biological parents?[/size]
Hmm! You're real ma guy

It won't be easy o. At aalll. Only children who were trained to like and help the poor from childhood would be able to cope a little. Besides ur real parents and other family members will expect u to be their financial messiah

But it would be easier if d foster parents are supportive. Like helping ur real parents get a gud shelter and pay u wholesomely telling u ure free to come over to them anytime, ure still dia son bla bla.

But if they just pay u off and don't wanna be recognized with poor ppl & perhaps u were trained not to hav any business with d poor. E no go easy o. Na suicide dey accompany such ppl.
FamilyRe: What If You Just Found Out That Your Parents Ain't Really UR Biological Parents? by Jesuspistol(m): 7:09am On Aug 31, 2014
It only means the number of parental mouths that would eat from my purse has increased cus I can't forget the care of my foster parents and I have to take care of my real parents too

But if my real father is a polygamist with several children, then I'll have to tread with caution so they won't say it is now that they have known who will inherit what... that one useless son is coming to prove grounds. Let us make him mad or dead

That's why there's dignity in FRUITFUL labor. As far as I have my own enough money all I need is take care of them and avoid family wahala. Shikena!
PoliticsRe: 2015: PDP Considers Automatic Ticket For Jonathan by Jesuspistol(m): 3:27pm On Aug 30, 2014
Story for the gods..
TV/MoviesRe: ONTV Quick Fingers- Scam Or Real? by Jesuspistol(m):
At this age dem still dey use 100 naira card glue ur eyes to TV

Oyinbo ppl fit do am with sincerity. But for Naija na lie. Na all the 100-100 naira card weh dia staffs don load 2months ago dem dey show u knwing fully well say u no fit knw who load am

Besides na evidence of poor bc service. If dem dey satisfy viewers, dem no need do ppl 100 naira wayo just to gain viewers.
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome's Wife Files For Divorce Over Adultery by Jesuspistol(m): 6:29am On Aug 30, 2014
Dux01: it is a very big lie.you are just glorifying the power of the flesh.it is because you don't understand what they call 'THE CRUCIFIED LIFE''.experience this life first and see how powerful the flesh is when it is subdued.And for your information,Mighty men fall only if they are the ones upholding themselves.Mighty men like pastor E A adeboye or Dr d k olukoya who are upheld by ''The one that sat upon the Throne'' Himself will not fall.
Shoooo!! See me see wahala o. I talk to you?

Well if you truly understand what u yourself are saying, you would knw that replying what does not concern you is a sign of unsubdued flesh

And if your flesh is subdued, u'll keep it to yourself as mature instead of proving say u sabi jesus when nobody ask you.

Na on top nairaland u want make I believe say ur flesh don subdue?

U no wise!!
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome's Wife Files For Divorce Over Adultery by Jesuspistol(m):
Bluetooth2: Never underestimate the power of pusy. grin lipsrsealed
O boy. True talk o. It falls mighty men. God go pity men o
EducationRe: I'm In Final Year Yet I've Completely Lost Focus. by Jesuspistol(m): 8:46am On Aug 29, 2014
grin grin Loooolz mhen these guys on FP una no try o. Una response harsh o. I pity d geh sha grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: I'm In Final Year Yet I've Completely Lost Focus. by Jesuspistol(m): 8:31am On Aug 29, 2014
Bimfo: hahahahahahahahhaha..

Prick don spoil ur Life.. hahahahahaha

grin Guys! weldone ooo.. Spoiling lives since 1960BC
LoooooLzzzz
EducationRe: I'm In Final Year Yet I've Completely Lost Focus. by Jesuspistol(m): 8:27am On Aug 29, 2014
duni04: OP spent her 4 years enjoying postinor and drinking grin grin grin grin grin
Lolz. U got me really laffing. Abi na, only God knw wetin make am loose focus for book
EducationRe: I'm In Final Year Yet I've Completely Lost Focus. by Jesuspistol(m): 8:21am On Aug 29, 2014
But really. I don't know ur age. What I know as a med grad is a woman's best reproductive years are btwn 16-24yrs. So as u grow older consider ur reproductivity

But if u're young 4 d 2nd degree u can go tru direct entry and dat would be just 3 yrs. But make sure at d 3rd year u have a man of ur own.

To encourage u, I know a lady who finished a 5 yrs course + predegree = 6yrs and now going tru direct entry to study 4yrs nursing. She looks young though but agewise na only we few friends knw say she no be small pikin again.

So go for it, I would say.
EducationRe: I'm In Final Year Yet I've Completely Lost Focus. by Jesuspistol(m): 8:09am On Aug 29, 2014
Thank ur God say u be woman. U go see 1 rich maga weh u go use pregnancy hook upon say u no know book.

Na man get d headache weh u dey worry about.
SportsRe: Today Is Vincent Enyeama's Birthday by Jesuspistol(m): 8:06am On Aug 29, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Hell Nah! We've Gat AGBIM!!!
Ok, copy that
CareerRe: Oyo State Government. Jerks Up Workers’ Salaries by Jesuspistol(m): 7:45am On Aug 29, 2014
passionate88: Election fever
Ur signature is so damn true

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