₦airaland Forum

Yomieluv:
You are ok,nothing is wrong.

You're Right!
I'm in same shoes, and I feel nothing is wrong with me.

Wallahi I could land u a 5-star slap if u were a me suggesting that the fine is too much.

Nonsense!!!!!!!!

Clem Aguiyi it's not about the policy. The policies were not bad but the "THEFT" and "CORRUPT PRACTICES" are what were killing our country. Diezani, I mean the alleged architect and pilot of the massive anomaly in the sector has not yet cleared herself.

Our eyes are wide open as we continue pray for our dear Nation Nigeria that all its enemies will have no peace until they make genuine peace with us (Nigerians).

Slimzjoe:
Janet never Loved me yet she Cared About all these

She loves U!

I actually didn't read the content but I AGREE with the topic.

This is so becasu I am a living testimony.

To be precise, I got 2 offers (Very lucrative ones).

Thanx a lot!!!!!!!

I needed this laugh.

Are u asking?

Can't you see the old-looking, over squeezed oranges?

Hehehehehehehehehe..........................I'm laughing in tongues*

To hell with the green card. U can only collect it if u aren't doing well and have no hope of doing well even with the 20mil

Nigeria is the best country to live in!!!!!

Seun Kuti again........!

He always judge like one with skewed sense.

You are nothing like Fela or Femi.

God bless Fela!

Just imaging if it were an IGBO man that came across that money..............

I'm not saying anything o but d story would have been:

Man Found dead after stampede with stolen money tied around his loins........hahahaahhaa

Gerrarrahia!!!!

If you want to live in hell on earth, Marry a female doctor....not all though but most.

1. Ego
2.Too much excuses, more especially thaat has to do with work.
3. You have to prepare yourself to nany your children.
4. She makes the sex schedules and you dare not object....
5. Insensitive to your feelings but highly sensitive to work. Infact for you to get her attention you have to come as a patient.
6. There are hundreds of reasons to think twice but you can find out yourselves.

porka:
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But, meaningful projects like Lagos-Ibadan expressway construction have been abandoned by Buhari.

The road claimed the lives of several people yesterday, including a professor of econometrics and his 14 year old son.[/size].

Ah Ah Porka!!!

U seem to have amnesia o.

Is it not tht same road that the PAST ADMINISTRATIION claimed it's over 90% completed?

How do u expect Buhari to complete an already completed project?

Abi u no dey watch tv just before presidential election??

Nigeria for life!!!

Going out since 1990s only for visits.

Oh my Taribo!

But to fully restitute, return all the money u got in football for using juju.........lols

12. Bokoholics..........always reading like dem don tire someone's certificate. 30% of them excel, 50% still fail exams while 20% are averagers.....lol

xertyy:
Yes of course! Even in northern part of Nigeria..70-80 percent do shisha! And its totally harmful

Oboi!!!!!!!!

Where did you get this your statistic

Pls don't missinform ppl.

Many ppl in the north do shisha but 70-80%

Pls park well dear.

They are really just BLUFFING!

Sworn to die and will bluff even at the point of death.

We thank God for the success so far..........very soon it's gonna be over.

As for wailing wailers that will be happy with this rubbish by Shekau:

Don't just wail because u are a professional wailing wailer but call anyone in the north east and ask, u will hear the good news of BH annihilation.

It's unfortunately SHEKAU for now, here are my reasons why:

1. Everybody in the north knows the name.

2. Borno state being the commercial nerve of the whole North-east, almost every IGBO family is represented there and has been affected directly or indirectly...they know shekau.

3. Yorubas who are perceived to be more educated, read, watch and seek news related to BH and definately majority would know about shekau.

4. Other minority tribes (including mine) would know directly or indirectly about the terror brought by shekau.

5. Most of the names suggested by other commentators are only known in parts of the country and not known at all in some other parts.

Metuh, the no. 1 wailing wailer.

The nincompoop 1 of Nigeria.

If meaningful and effective opposition has eluded you, it's not a bad option to keep quite.

Raising falls alarm is criminal and only an option to confused elements.

SeverusSnape:
These Northern Christians are not wise, Little wonder the Islamists are lording over them.

Will the Muslims accept this same thing if the governor was a Christian??... You and I knows the state would have gone up in flames by now.

You see your life??
That's why christianity in the south, more especially these days is questionable.

If u are nt bornagain give him d sex but if u are then give him sisterly 'BJ'

Gerarahia!
That which thou art eateth thou must payeth.

prettysassygirl:
To the advise part,jes tell him,"guy I wan see your thing,show me if it dey work"so simple,when u see it,he puts it back,no touching.

Best piece of advice so far!

permsec:
This one is trying to be relevant mtcheeeeeeeeew!


Go for a 6months I.T under Mama peace and you'll understand how its been done.

She's relevant already and her name can never be removed from the list of wifes of Nigerian Presidents.

Now as for you:
You either go and hug tranformer and make a headline in your local Govt news paper or you keep quite.

Smiles...

BabyDaddy20:
He's a big fool.
He should let the foolish Boko haram kill all the Hausa & Yoruba tribe because those two tribes brought this calamity president into power.

They need no help.
You're killing your own tribe, I don't give a flying & swimming fucckk.

Lols...........

U didn't even read the story at all.

The ppl he gave scholarships to are Igbos.

Now you know who's the fool.

Take it easy bro!

dunsman:
atory story.. we gats to gv God glory we gats to live life slowly p*ssy no go gv life back

Baddo!

jonaji:
Know your genotype before you say yes to that
handsome guy and beautiful lady whom you
wish to spend the rest of your life with.

Genotype and It's Appropriate Suitor:

AA + AA = Excellent

AA + AS = Good

AA + SS = Fair

AS + AS = Bad

AS + SS = Very Bad

SS + SS = Extremely Bad (In fact, don't try it).


#SickleCellAwareness

Pls share with others...

Additionally, if you and your prospective spouse have AS both, please don't deceive yourself thinking you could pray to scale through the probability, then have AA or AS kids.

If you want to know you guys are meant for each other then pray until one of you has his/her genotype miraculously changed or else DON'T marry.

Thanx!

False alarm......................!

Go and sleep.

yanabasee:
Sai Baba .
Sai scam.
Sai I love to travel.
Sai I am a scam.
Sai Nigeria will be islamised.
Sai my asset declaration is fake.
Sai Ghananians doesn't know I'm a tyrant
Sai I have just 1million naira.
Sai I can't do with cows. That's why I think like a cow
Sai I love propaganda.
Sai my party knows how to cover me up.
Sai I don't care about what Nigerians say about me.
Sai I'll deliver Nigeria when I'm 77years
Sai

Nincompoop!

rallymento:
Masturbation damages the sexual organs, why damage ur body....

Na lie.......!

Sex (rough) one damages V or P with same probability as the other.

Most beautiful couple of the YEAR so far!!!

HML.