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CelebritiesRe: 'You Criticised GEJ Openly': Sowore Reacts To Adekunle Gold's Arrest Of Troll by Jibsonified(m): 6:14pm On May 17
Question is - Would Sowore accept this kind of Death comment on his daughter or son?
Forum GamesRe: Viral Blue Vs Red Button Question Is Dividing The Internet. What Will You Choose by Jibsonified(m): 10:45am On May 01
I would rather press blue button than press red. I don't want to press Red and live with people that are selfish. That kind of world would still continue with everyone looking over their shoulders, no trust and faith in one another.
SportsRe: Zlatan Ibrahimović Buys Himself Exotic Ferrari Worth $4.4 MN As 44th BD Gift by Jibsonified(m): 11:24am On Oct 11, 2025
Zlatan doesn't need Ferrari
Ferrari needs Zlatan!!
PoliticsRe: Dangote Slams PENGASSAN Over Disruption Move by Jibsonified(m): 7:24am On Sep 28, 2025
searchng4love:
Now that is the interesting area. Dangote Refinery ran to the national industrial court to secure interim court injunctions against the unions.
But made a volte-face by sacking the workers whilst in court. That is a criminal self-help, a Modus operandi of crooked Indians
How does that justify PENGASSAN breaking the law? They should go to court as well and challenge the sack and let the courts settle it. And of course Dangote will write this epistle to decry this action for Nigerians to see. Let both of them go to court
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The World's Most Famous Celebrity Of All Time? by Jibsonified(m):
I will say MJ beats them all, generations of people without Internet knows him, talk less of those in this Internet age. Since music and dance is a universal language, people of all kinds, young and old, poor or rich will definitely hear and see him one way or the other. MJ is like Cocacola, wherever people live , they must surely hear of him.

Messi, Ronaldo- NO, cos not everyone watch football, there are many people far far in remote areas that don't watch or even know what football is.

Eminem - NO, cos not everyone likes or even know what rap music is.

Taylor Swift, Beyonce, of course not everyone knows them.

That said, there will still be a fraction of people that don't know MJ, but so far, he has all the factors that makes him more popular than others.
PhonesRe: US Lawyer, Mark Zuckerberg Sues Facebook & Meta by Jibsonified(m): 1:04am On Sep 06, 2025
BlackViper:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5yk810pgkko cc
Now that really really really Zucks
CelebritiesRe: Dwayne Johnson 'The Rock' Loses Weight For His Role In ‘The Smashing Machine’ by Jibsonified(m): 7:56pm On Sep 01, 2025
daniwise:
Who tell you say Will Smith started as a singer.You didn't watch 'fresh prince of bell air' back in the days?
Wrong. he started as a Rapper as part of a Rap duo: He and DJ Jazzy Jef.
SportsRe: Top 10 Nigerian Athletes With Dual Nationality by Jibsonified(m): 4:24pm On Aug 30, 2025
CelebritiesRe: “without Music, I Could’ve Been A Fraudster Or Oil Thief” – Burna Boy Opens Up O by Jibsonified(m): 3:16pm On Aug 23, 2025
SmartyPants:
Well, this dude might have indeed been any of those things, but certainly not a prostitute! grin Not with a face like that!
grin grin cheesy
Music/RadioRe: Billboard’s Afrobeats Top 50 Songs Of All Time (Full List) - 2Baba, Wizkid Lead by Jibsonified(m): 1:17pm On Aug 21, 2025
Seeing Ijoya is Epic for me!! That song, the video animation, Weird MC! Damn, that era was epic for Naija music
PoliticsRe: FG Names KWAM 1 Aviation Security Ambassador After Airport Incident by Jibsonified(m): 11:25am On Aug 13, 2025
Putindbutt:
Why did NDLEA make Naira Marley an Ambassador after his arrest to sensitize the youths against drug use?. Even in advanced countries, they do it.


Is Evans the kidnapper also not working closely with the Prisons authorities?. You guys needs to leave your backwaters and get some exposure.
You are right. But there are some questions begging for answers:

1. Does unruly act now qualifies a celebrity or person of influence to becoming an ambassador?
2. Evan was imprisoned accordingly, the full weight of the law was was served on him upon finding him guilty in a court of law, then AFTER he was made to cooperate with law enforcement in curbing kidnappers. Was there any public court hearing that brought him before Airlines and legal authorities, that got televised?

All the public saw was just Kwam1 sitting in his comfort in front of a camera apologising
The world should have witnessed him being drilled thoroughly and made to see the folly of his actions before giving any apology.

His actions on the plane and on the tarmac being publicised on social media has gone far into the minds of millions of people, what they saw was what you do when you are big by some legacy and connected to power. Giving him a duty ambassador does nothing in the minds of the masses to achieve what the ministry of aviation wish to achieve. What the masses understand is that when you are big you get soft landing. That's why systems don't work in Nigeria, someone will drive on the road against traffic, and block others and yet come out and utter this expression "Do you know who I am!" We hear this expression everywhere. Until this perspective is corrected and due process is applied accordingly irrespective of who you are.

Nigeria is not ready for anything better, only people it will get better for are the few big men that get away with impunity, and the funny thing is that the rest of the population will keep celebrating and serving these men even while under their oppression.
CelebritiesRe: Internet Fraudsters Fund Many Nigerian Artists – M.I by Jibsonified(m): 10:50am On Aug 13, 2025
Maxymilliano:
I'm sure he wouldn't have said so if he had benefitted from generosity of the so called fraud boys
Yes! he would not, and that's because he did not accept to be funded by them by choice.

So other artist should realise thats it's a choice, none of them should come saying they had no choice. It's difficult but its the right thing to do.
All money ain't good money.
RomanceRe: Betting, Womanising And Borrowing Addictions: I Lost My Job And Fled by Jibsonified(m): 2:22am On Jul 12, 2025
This right here is an AI generated response:
Be original guys!(smh)


RavinWolf:
Ah my guy, e be like say you don chop life for front and life dey drag you for back now! But no worry — as e be say you still dey alive to type this message, hope never lost. 😅

See ehn, I go yarn you something wey go clear your head small:


Since 2015 you dey bet like say na Bet9ja go carry you enter Forbes, oloshos don dey dance shoki for your head since 2022, loan sharks dey pursue you like say you na meat for soup. Bro, na movie wey Netflix never get budget to produce! 🎬😂

But hear this:

🗣️ Wanda bata ji tsoron ruwan sama ba, zata yi wanka da safe!
Person wey no fear rain go baff early morning.

You don start the cruise, na to dance the music remain.

🗣️ Ti eniyan ba subu, ko maa wo iwaju, kì í maa wo ẹhìn!
If person fall, make e dey look front, no be back.

My brother, the shame no dey back, na tomorrow fit shine like new iPhone. 📱

So here be my funny but solid advice:

Bro, enter lowkey mode like snake wey just chop goat. Block all loan sharks like say you dey do ‘social media detox’. Avoid olosho like malaria mosquito. Na time to change password to ‘NewLife2025’ and press reset.🔄

And if dem ever catch you? Just pretend say you be motivational speaker wey dey study ‘financial trauma for self-growth’ — e dey work! 🤓

No forget, No be who chop pepper soup first dey win drinking competition. 🐟

Gather your life like garri for bowl before water soak am finish. You fit still turn this script to testimony.

I dey your back like MTN network, small small, we go dey alright. 😎💪🏾

You wan make I help you draft fake apology message to one of the loan sharks or oloshos wey still dey disturb you? 😂
EducationRe: Re-write This Statement Starting With"shoes" by Jibsonified(m): 6:23pm On Jun 25, 2025
Shoes were not worn by Peter when he went to school
SportsRe: Say One Fact About This Ball (picture) by Jibsonified(m): 5:57pm On Jun 16, 2025
I pray that you Ball, I wish you good Health --- MI Abaga
CareerRe: "Dignity In Labour;" Doing Odd Jobs To Survive Harsh Economic Realities by Jibsonified(m): 3:33pm On Jun 11, 2025
toluxa1:
Is this not the guy scamming people in the BBC Africa Eye Documentary.

EXACTLY!

I wanted to post this, good you have it posted already!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=191CuNRGoos?si=ntjkg8y5kXjZuIyS
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Uk-based Nigerian man Shares Bad Interview Experience With Fellow Nigerian by Jibsonified(m): 12:16pm On May 23, 2025
The issue is not the fact that he questioned your depth of skill and prospect of fulfilling your CV strength but the issue is stereotyping such to a certain Nationality, and that is the problem of some politicians in the UK that use a Nationality as a scapegoat and then score points for their political battle.

It's so cliche and lame to do such. Tackle the issue with the individual without basing it on where he comes . Even if there is a trend common with where he came from, be objective and then don't mention it in any form.
CelebritiesRe: FBI Arrests Afrobeats Artist Chinedu Opute, On Davido’s Label As NPZ, For Fraud by Jibsonified(m): 8:47am On May 05, 2025
FeliciaOja:
One thing about United States of America that i love so much

Sin wey you commit in 1971
Them fit arrest you for it in 2025

So no matter how much you steal
As long as it is in their RECORD
my brother they will come for you.
No matter how many years it take

HISTORY OF YAHOO X MUSIC
I think till today, Olu maintain is the only Nigerian to break one of the craziest record in this universe.

The day olu maintain was performing on stage and former U.S chief secetry of defense Collin Powell was there. Collin powell loved the song so much that he jumped pn stage and joined Olu maintain as the sang happily to the song "YAHOOZE" grin

A Top U.S cheif secetery of Defense singing a song about Nigerian guy defrauding U.S citizens cheesy grin
If only Collin powell knew the meaning of what he was singing.

After the death of Kennis Music
No government sponsor No bank of industry take artiste serious and give them loan.

In order to fund music equipments to record and make music.
Talantend artiste had to meet yahoo boys for money to fund their music careeer.

Only chocolate city has clean money. Every other label was funded by yahoo money.

And artiste didn't hide it at all.
Songs like Ca$happ,Able God, and naira marley Shallipopi praise yahoo money for helping them be able to do music pay for videos and promote market themselves.

When their is no support or incentive from govt.
No bank loans for artiste.
The only help that is available IS fraud wire wire money.

Here is Olu maintain the Godfather of yahoo jamming with U.S Chief Secetary of Defense singing about defrauding U.S Citizens...

Nigerians are something else grin
Secretary of State as that time not Defense.
Foreign AffairsRe: Condoms In Thousands Were Used By India During 1971 War Against Pakistan Due To. by Jibsonified(m): 1:59pm On Dec 24, 2024
In other words they used condoms to delay the ejaculation of the bombs undecided
PoliticsRe: How Is Minimum Wage Calculated ? by Jibsonified(m): 3:11pm On Jun 07, 2024
Chimarto:
Calculation of New Salary Based on Minimum Wage Increase

1. **Current Salary and Minimum Wage:*
- Current Salary: 105,000
- Old Minimum Wage: 30,000

2. *New Minimum Wage:*
- New Minimum Wage: 100,000

3. *Difference Between New and Old Minimum Wage:*
{Difference} = 100,000 - 30,000 = 70,000

4. *Percentage Difference Between Old and New Minimum Wage:*
{Percentage Difference} = {100,000 - 30,000}{30,000} \right) \times 100 = 233.33%


5. Calculate 233.33% of Current Salary:
{Amount} = \left( \frac{233.33}{100} \right) \times 105,000 = 244,996.50


6. New Salary Calculation:
{New Salary} = 105,000 + 244,996.50 = 349,996.50

New Salary: 349,996.50
Can you please provide a source to this misleading information before you are held responsible?
EducationRe: What Is That English Spelling That Doesn't Make Sense To You? by Jibsonified(m): 5:54pm On Apr 30, 2024
So this is deal with English and some of their funny spellings: Those words have their origin from another language, so it comes with different rules of spellings.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Set To Join BRICS, May Start Trading Crude Oil In Naira by Jibsonified(m): 9:26pm On Mar 08, 2024
Helinus:
We import most of the things we use.

If we start selling oil in naira, can we buy from China and Europe with Naira?

It will bring more hardship.

Why don't we wait till we start producing most of the things we use in Nigeria?

Nigeria is like a child that his father is a Village palm wine tapper, managed to send him to a university, and the child is trying to chill with the big boys, it will end in tears.
grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UK Qualified Teachers Status (QTS) Application by Jibsonified(m): 1:28am On Feb 09, 2024
Hello guys, please do anyone here know exactly how the credit points for a specific subject, for example science, is calculated by TRA? I want to calculate mine, so I can know ahead whether to proceed to application or not.
InvestmentRe: Interswitch Loses ₦30 Billion To Chargeback Fraud, Launches Recovery Process by Jibsonified(m): 5:22pm On Nov 02, 2023
Kokoro nto jefo abe efo lo wa
PoliticsRe: Buhari Launches “EYEMARK”, Mobile App For Project Monitoring by Jibsonified(m): 5:28am On Dec 23, 2022
NIMC is working fine though

sunshineV:
The app will stop responding along the line just like their NIMC app and eNaira
LiteratureRe: Alawiye Apa Kinni De Ikefa - Share Ur Stories. No Butty Allowed In by Jibsonified(m): 9:13pm On Dec 15, 2022
There is this story about a boy that was pressured by his mum to reveal what was discussed at the Elders meeting his father took him along to attend. The boy gave the mother an info on the promise that she will keep it to herself only for the next day the whole women in the village stormed the palace to protest.

Who remembered this story?
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BusinessRe: New Naira Notes Unveiled (Pictures) by Jibsonified(m): 12:35pm On Nov 23, 2022
Na wa ooo... This is just Recoloring na... no Redesigning. Now the 200 Naira note looks like 100 Naira note.
EducationRe: Uk University Of Hull Applicants 2022 by Jibsonified(m):
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Hectormurillo:
Hello everyone, just a quick one if you've been offered admission to university of hull, drop your email address Or number on what app so we can help each other out... Thanks 07011262605
AgricultureRe: Sack Farming In Limited Yard Space... (yam, Palm, Vegetables) by Jibsonified(m): 6:22pm On Nov 02, 2022
AsianTotal:
Oga English Master.
It Is called Sack!
Oshey English Omo'se!

Well English can be an arse. However, sack gives the initial impression of the verb 'Sack'
AgricultureRe: Sack Farming In Limited Yard Space... (yam, Palm, Vegetables) by Jibsonified(m):
Nice one!

It's SAC not SACK

Why not use a bigger sac for planting yam. If you notice, the yam tubers you have so far are small in size, this is because the sac you used limits its growth. The auxins in plants detects if there space and encourage more growth of the yam. Also, I noticed you used sac for the Oil Palm, this too won't allow the palm to grow. I don't think sac is recommended for plant like Oil Palm that have secondary growth.

Modified: Sorry about the confusion of the word 'Sack' *facepalm* cry

Sack is proper word in the context. smiley

I have now surrendered to the fact that English is my second language, who am I to gain mastery of it. grin
SportsRe: New Nigeria Football Kit From Nike - How Would You Rate This? (Photos) by Jibsonified(m): 3:04pm On Sep 15, 2022
The white looks great, but the green looks so much like they poured Algae on someone's cloths undecided undecided

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