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TV/MoviesRe: Nigeria Cinema Etiquette by Jibsonified(m): 6:33am On Oct 22, 2013
Mishydoo: Cant forget d day I chyked my babe.i took her to genesis cinema Ph.....The COLD eh! Tried drawing closer to her, u kw to tap some...u kw...but wsnt able to get close enuf sake of dat f.king demarcation /seat handles between d seats.All thru d movie I wsnt watching...jst tryin to remuv d gaddam seat handle!!! Ruined d whole ting fr me....wish I went with a scredriver or hammer! undecided undecided undecided
REAL COMMENT SO FAR! I SHARE UR PAIN
LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by Jibsonified(m): 7:28am On Oct 21, 2013
Keep d Nostalgia going by posting that of your SECONDARY SCHOOL here:

https://www.nairaland.com/1486361/memorable-stories-english-secondary-school
LiteratureMemorable Stories From English Secondary School Textbooks!!!! by Jibsonified(op): 7:06am On Oct 21, 2013
Well I had to graduate the nostalgic feeling from Primary to Secondary...

In my own time from JSS1 to JSS3 Intensive English rocked... I can remember the story of Sango's wives Osun and Oya.. I guess it's Oya that cooked her ears So as to copy Osun's delicious food of mushroom... Sango got angry and he transformed to lightining while His wives transformed to river and they keep fighting even till today!!...

But from SS1- SS3 English Project came with one kain swag ... I remembered d story of d 419 Hare who took advantage of the ignorance of the other animals...

Let's keep d Nostalgia going by posting ur most memorable stories!!!!! cheesy cheesy
LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by Jibsonified(m): 6:30am On Oct 21, 2013
Stylishrita: I go up
Up I go
A̶̲̥̅♏ I to go up
Yes I A̶̲̥̅♏
Is she to go up
Yes, she is
Is he to go up
Yes, he is
Don't not say nay
We like to run A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ jump A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ play in d hay
#team queens premier#
QUEEN'S PREMIER.... wow!!!... this book taught me a lot... I even learnt Calligraphic handwriting from there

Feeling So Nostalgic here... wish I could find masef sitting in d Primary school classroom again

Secondary school books also rocked...INTENSIVE ENGLISH TEXTBOOK with d story of Sango's wives Osun and Oya.. I guess it's Oya that cooked her ears So as to copy Osun's delicious food of mushroom... Sango got angry and he transformed to lightining while His wives transformed to river and they keep fighting even till today!! grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Yinka Ayefele Before His Accident (Picture) by Jibsonified(m): 4:09pm On Oct 18, 2013
They wheelchair anyone with disability





















U prolly didn't get.... smiley

Now... read replacing d 'wheelchair' with 'will cheer' and 'disability' with 'this ability'

CLICK LIKE IF U GET
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria’s 5 Most Humble Celebrities by Jibsonified(m): 4:18pm On Oct 15, 2013
Yeah Olamide is still humble last time I checked ... still rolled with boiz in Bariga.. still wears slippers, still play set in Football in Bariga... as for accent.. if he raps in English.. he is fluent and as he said in OTIS freestyle he can rap in any way he wants to... He can actually fake accent. If u watch His interviews lately u'll see. But that doesn't take away His humility
FoodRe: Why Is The Last Ball Of Eba/fufu Hard To Swallow? by Jibsonified(m): 1:26pm On Oct 08, 2013
simple!!! it's cos d soup eyaf finish!!

its ur fault now!! ..as u don chow d soup fast fast pass d swallow because e sweet.. u no know say better thing dey finish ni?!
Music/RadioRe: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by Jibsonified(m): 5:14pm On Oct 05, 2013
I have different ringtone for diff peeps and for my 4 different lines
Line 1: Pirates of carribean soundtrack
Line 2: M.I's talk about it
Line 3: M.J's Human nature
and Line 4...: Pinky and d brain's soundtrack

Mum: BoysIIMen :mama
My sweetheart: One Direction's One thing

cool cool cool cool
Music/RadioRe: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by Jibsonified(m): 5:04pm On Oct 05, 2013
la furia: Pirate of the carribean---jack sparrow
Mehn O jasi... u too make sense, that soundtrack is one d dopest.. d voice from d begining that mentions Jack sparrow is classic...I usually allow it ring to d end b4 I pick
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati And Fani-Kayode Insult Themselves On Twitter by Jibsonified(m): 12:48pm On Oct 05, 2013
specco: Olodo. Serious issues are being discussed and you are talking about facial appearance. Do you know that the devil masquerades as the angel of light? Don't be deceived by outward appearance while the inside is rotten.
Blame it on comic relief... however typical nairaland thread usually deviate over comic relief grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by Jibsonified(m): 8:35pm On Oct 04, 2013
As a JW myself I av desisted from draggin myself into a blind internet mudfight cos some are obviously and unreasonably adamant to the TRUTH.

If you have a ready open mind the response given by rabzy When looked into critically and sincerely is the plain truth that crushes all misconceptions hands down.

I'm not saying this cos I'm a baptized witness , No... I was a big critic of d bible and religion ..close to being an Agnostic like Bob. Ingersoll and Thomas Paine until I got the truth. Jehovah's Witness is the organization that is spiritually directed by Jehovah God himself. It's juz too obvious... visible to the blind and audible even to d deaf.

rabzy: You want to bamboozle your way through the lies you have compiled up here. if someone quotes you without a meaningful contribution, what are you going to do, shoot them 9 times?
Now about all those stuffs you made up there, where are the proofs, like in MAerican politics, when you keep saying something about someone no matter how ridiculous it is some, some are bound to stick and that what a lot of people do about Jehovah's witnesses. If Witnesses depend on extraction of books for their wealth, then how come they are broke when the number of books and publications they produce is on the increase. How do you make so much money from a product when give people books and publications and then you tell them they can make contributions if they like, how many of those contributions can actually pay for the cost of production of the books and bibles they produce.

How do you call people who studied the Bible for months or years before they become witnesses as 'captive' when most of them were thoroughly convinced about what they believe.
What proof do you have that they invested billions in the american real estate and they lost the billions, why have the ever snoopy American news stations not revealed such a massive loss. if they invested billions in the real estate industry why are they not taxed by the American Tax agency. For your information France took over 8 millions dollars from the witnesses as tax, but when the matter went to court they france lost and they have to pay back the sum plus interest plus legal fees back to the witnesses, so if they are a profit-oriented organization, how come its you that knows but the governments of different countries dont know or have not been able to collect tax on such business.

Nobody is shielded by the organization of JWs, if you do the crime, the government has the prerogative to try you and administer justice, JWs dont pay nobody to escape justice, in fact so many criminals who escaped justice and became witnesses have been asked to present themselves to the authority. Infact, child-molesters and several other willful and unrepentant sinners are excommunicated and are not associated with by JWs, this excommunication is something the witnesses have been criticized for by other xtians and now you are saying they pay out money, have you forgotten there are no pastors, priests or 'MOGs' amongst witnesses, all are equal amongst the witnesses, so why would they pay to bail out anybody, when everybody is a 'nobody'. It is the glorified priests and "men of Gods' that such things are done for. Witnesses dont have such people because all are just 'brothers' from the smallest child to the oldest.

The skyscapper you said they cannot maintain are actually owned by the witnesses, it was not rented nor lease, so what maintenance cost would drive them away from the building and then they will go and acquire a bigger expanse of land and constructing structures far bigger and more environmentally and aesthetically pleasing than where they were before. For your information you can go to their branch in Igieduma Edo State, there is massive expansion also going on there too.
So please easy on the lies, because they have a way of sticking regardless of how ludicrous they are.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Puzzle: A Good Or A Bad Samaritan? by Jibsonified(m): 7:23pm On Sep 27, 2013
Hmmm... ur profile is with that person though So... u cannot escape... it's a one way thing mehn
Nairaland GeneralRe: Puzzle: A Good Or A Bad Samaritan? by Jibsonified(m): 6:46pm On Sep 27, 2013
*sees thread while on Okada zooming to see my padi*
*Halts okada, abeg abeg!! Stop make I enter this thread*




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PhonesRe: Smartphones And Tablets Harbour More Germs Than A Toilet Seat by Jibsonified(m): 6:37pm On Sep 17, 2013
Mtcheeewwww... It's illiterates that they will scare with this ... For Gods sake is it only smart phones??!!... My guy it's all Phones joor as long as u talk into them, carry them close to ur ear, carry them anywhere.. Included to this list of Worse-than-tiolet-seat are So many things.. eg Door Knob, Kitchen table, Bank Hall table, Money..the list is endless... So No big deal... That's why u take ur bath everyday and ur body has immune system... So dont just scare us jare. angry angry
PhonesRe: BBM Would Be Available On Samsung Galaxy Devices On September 19th For 3 Months by Jibsonified(m): 9:42pm On Sep 16, 2013
Beta not b an exclusive thing ooo... d@ will b a big tym fallin of hand ... after all d anticipation.. other android fone users won't download it.... Iro ooo... D devil is liar
Science/TechnologyRe: Strange Rainbow Seen In Ibadan? by Jibsonified(m): 8:42pm On Sep 16, 2013
Tis not new, Seen it times without number b4 and I snapped it few days ago in Awka... tho not clear .

PoliticsRe: Arik Stowaway, Daniel Ohikhena : “I Am Tired, I Want To Go Home" by Jibsonified(m): 8:20am On Sep 12, 2013
this kid must have watched the movie Agent Cody Banks.
CrimeRe: Badagry Killing: CP Berates DPO, Orders Policemen's Arrest by Jibsonified(m): 7:08am On Aug 02, 2013
That's what happens When illiterates are given cheap authority in d name of Uniforms to handle Gun.
HealthRe: Breast Feed Your Baby Not Your Man by Jibsonified(m): 6:45am On Aug 02, 2013
That doesn't mean Bossoms romanced impact anytn negative, and sure breastfeeding d baby is an absolute priority.

Good post for d womenfolks tho...however the source: infonigeria24.com is not a good source, they are as good as NL... the article says evidence are here n there without mentioning one specifically. Though that doesn't mean they aren't true.
Science/TechnologyRe: Your Headphones Can Gradually Turn You Deaf by Jibsonified(m): 8:20pm On Aug 01, 2013
Not only gradually turning u deaf IT CAN INSTANTLY SNUFF UR LIFE OUT When u use it on the road
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants Access To My Scholarship Money. by Jibsonified(m): 5:45pm On Aug 01, 2013
freecocoa: I didn't even see this post before giving my advice so you see, I had a feeling this is what her reason could be.

I felt like that cos its something I would do but only if I'm sure the man I'm with isn't good with spending money.

OP I understand your skepticism cos tbh it takes a whole lot to trust someone with all you have but then, you should be able to make this decision based on how far you've come with this girl, is she the type who would stay with you through thick and thin? Has money always been an issue with you two? Does she have some money of her own and doesn't expect you to shoulder all her responsibilities? Is she materialistic? Am I handling money the right way? Do I give her a reason to feel I'm not my best when it comes to money issues?

Questions like the above are what you should ask yourself before reaching a conclusion.
@Freecocoa hmm.. u sounded like a JW in ur use of questions #JuzAnObservation
FoodRe: Share Your Yam Moments by Jibsonified(m): 11:00am On Jul 29, 2013
Hmmm... My Yam moments...they were lyk one of those scary horrific yoruba movies... and it was my fault buh I learnt my lesson...

1st. I have this habit of rushing any food and not keeping water beside me wyl eating ..So I rushed this cold yam and lo and behold ...I couldn't breath ...I started running up and down lyk a beheaded chicken... When I forced the evil bolus down at last with water eh... I felt lyk I juz woke up from nightmare.

2nd One. Hmmm ..When I was a kid.. I take alot of quantity of food 4 myself...as the only son... So I took lot of yam that day and didn't finish ... and my dad eh hmmm...he hates When u waste food So I dare not leave it unfinished..So When I got tired I threw the remaining under d bed, believing my dad won't see it ... Lo n behold to my folly my popsy saw the slices of yam. He packed them out all harden and filthy.. into a plate and sat me down and ordered me eat them...Choi...come see tears n begging...I cried mixture of tear n mucus... This one no b play...my popsy meant his order. At end I had a meal of that hardened n filthy spoilt yam washed down with tears n mucus. Urrrrrggghhh... Bad Experience lipsrsealed angry embarassed cry

NB. But da one no mean say I hate yam meals o. Yam porridge is ma best grin smiley

FoodRe: Share Your Yam Moments by Jibsonified(m): 10:34am On Jul 29, 2013
Rexxie: Well i don't have much yam memos but i remember how i and neighbors kids used to coin names for food stuff we would sneak and cook up...lio/leo was for oil and may was for yam and we always use them with impunity and no one not even our parents understood what we were saying....
Another interesting memo i can never forget is one harsh uncle who used to,always leave his signature on the yam surface after every cut so no one can cut and cook some slice when he is not around and that was many years and am sure yall know that uncle in late Chinua Achebe's (RIP) CHIKE AND THE RIVER... cant recall that uncle's name again....
U goofed there... its not Chike and The River...its EDDIE IROH'S Without A Silver Spoon.. where Ure Chokwe lived with his school teacher.
CelebritiesRe: Taiwo Oyebanjo And Dotun’s Traditional Wedding Pictures by Jibsonified(m): 8:59am On Jul 29, 2013
popsy007: Wait o!,whr oga dbanjo 4 diz pix
Popsy u age don dey affect ur eyesight... grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Movies You Never Get Tired Of Watching by Jibsonified(m): 4:27pm On Jul 26, 2013
9jafreak:
1. The Prestige
2. The Illusionist
3. My Fair Lady
4. Lord of the Rings Trilogy
5. Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy (hate the 4th and dread more further re-makes)
6. The Bourne Identity, Supremacy and Ultimatum
7. Looper (2012)
CelebritiesRe: Jermaine Jackson Praises P-square's "Personally" Tribute To Michael Jackson by Jibsonified(m): 8:36am On Jul 26, 2013
[quote author=wazobia_N9]COMMON SENSE MODE ACTIVATED....

1. 'Twas a tribute, and the video was a fantastic package
2. A picture speaks more than a thousand words.. their actions (dance steps) sef talk
3. It's never an offense to quote or copy someone unless it's a bad quote. Who better to quote than the 'king of pop'??!!
4. This is P-square's style from the word go if you know em at all... they cannibalize lyrics and dance steps... also have some original songs... its a hybrid style that has placed 'em in the pinnacle of music in Africa... it's so foolhardy and ludicrous to ask em to change a winning formula!!!
5. Common sense no common again![/quote]I ENDORSE THIS. #WORD
CelebritiesRe: Jermaine Jackson Praises P-square's "Personally" Tribute To Michael Jackson by Jibsonified(m): 8:34am On Jul 26, 2013
drnairalov: after watching the video...over nd over again...i knew dere was something not right about the magnetic falling move Psquare made......nd to think dis is 2013 nd yet the cudnt copy it ryt. it waz just dis heartning....even P square child did it better at the end of d video, nau m angry!!!
I thought I was the only one who noticed that... well there are flaws, but I still give it up to dem. Best dance video so far in 9ja if not Africa
CelebritiesRe: Jermaine Jackson Praises P-square's "Personally" Tribute To Michael Jackson by Jibsonified(m): 8:28am On Jul 26, 2013
Mogenerous: He sure didn't praise them for the lyrics but for the concept... They blended MJ's dances into that kinda song and beat? Whao, that's massive... I hope you get the message I'm tryna pass



MJ was there role model and its obvious they have been dancing his steps since they were kids, who didn't anyways!!! So do you think its so easy fitting in all that dance step in that kinda beat and song? I'm sure you know Mj's smooth criminal, have you ever thot anyone can pick all the dances in smooth criminal with that kinda beat it has and fit it in into another beat almost perfectly? They sure deserve praises.....
Wa gbayi omo dada... You couldn't have analysed it better, that Exactly is the uniqueness of the video: their blending of the kukere-like beat with a smooth-criminal dance steps. Gawd!!! ... that's the best tribute I've ever seen done by any body after the hold-my-hand song.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Marvels At Hawkers’ Skills In Traffic by Jibsonified(m): 6:34pm On Jul 24, 2013
coastal queen: And what has he done to help them? Send LASMA guys to clear them off the road dead/alive. There was a day I saw some Lasma guys chasing a gala hawker just at the beiginning of third-mainland bridge, the guy jumped off the bridge to that open foot ball field. imagine the distance. I'm sure he sustained serious injuries. And Mr Fash is here hailing. Abeg make he close his mouth jori. yeye politician.
Are U effing serious??!!
FoodRe: Packaged Garri Is Now Available In The Market[photo] by Jibsonified(m): 4:26pm On Jul 23, 2013
SINCE WHEN??!!... Like 4 years ago, When a nearby supermarket displayed it. huh huh

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