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dreamwords:
Cry me a river

hmmmn u read my post ...the information has already bin passed...so my Misson is accomplished. ..bloody ignoramus

Mimido2:
hmmmmm

apart from d cleansing wat will it do?

lmfaooo ...u re xoxo funny... re u serious abt ur questions. .....lmaooo...is so laughing loud rytna....u funny bae

ButterFrost212:
never heard of this one, but there's Coca Cola at unity filled with all kinds of nasty.
I served in ilorin, and what I went away with at the end of my service year was the fact that it's one of the most hypocritical Muslim dominated state.
There's a hotel in every nook and cranny of that town and open bars, clubs and brothels and all kinds of vices you can think of. My landlord was a major beer distributor and believe me he had so many customers and sales that I was convinced that ilorin people are drunks.
Ilorin I hail o! Lol

Nice write up anyway!

u re righ ooo... I schld der ... so much clubs nd hotels

dreamwords:
I for talk but since kwara is not South West and there is no indigenous yoruba in kwara, so i comment my reserve

chai.....did u read history at all...did u go to sch... learn to be informed information is power... indigenous yoruba occupy majority of kwara st in fact its a yoruba st but because of selfish political administration d demography was shifted to d north...therez nothing northern abt d state biko....stop exposing ur ignorance

Ranchhoddas:
Yes you are right. But a chimp is smarter than an orang-utan.

but still an animal

Ranchhoddas:
Are there no animals around you? Abi na until dem begin make animal sounds before you recognize animal behaviour?

I think u re a chimp....obviously u re nd u excaped frm d real zoo

Ranchhoddas:
Are there no animals around you? Abi na until dem begin make animal sounds before you recognize animal behaviour?

I think u re a chimp....obviously u re nd u excaped frm d real zoo

Ranchhoddas:
Really. You don go zoo before?

it is named zoo because we can find animals inside...or ve u seen a zoo without ar least 1 animal?

Ranchhoddas:
Na only animals dey for zoo?

yes bros

ItsawrapOutfit:
Are pastors the judge or the regular LLB judges?

its going to be like a customary court....not exclusively 4 BL judges...but just like the khadis of sharia crt nd customary crt a person learned in biblical doctrines a renowned author a theologian pasrors etc will be qualified

Ranchhoddas:
I don't understand this zoo anymore. Exactly what manner of cases would be tried in these courts?

I still. dont understand wat u guys refers to as zoo.... are you animals?

crimeboss:
oh, and it should where sharia law would be standing.

my broda..... do we have laws in d bible? or u want us to import d mosaic law besides the common law dat was imported can be likened to a xtian law

its getting outta hand....

The House of Representatives on Tuesday in Abuja passed for
second reading, a bill to provide for the establishment of the
Ecclesiastical Court of Appeal in the country.
The bill is sponsored by Rep. Gyang Dung (PDP-Plateau) and
eight others.
Presenting the bill during plenary, Dung said that the
Ecclesiastical courts when established would complement the
regular courts in adjudicating in matters relating to the tenets of
the Christian faith.

According to him, this shall be between individuals and groups
that yield and submit to its jurisdiction.
Dung explained that the Ecclesiastical court shall exercise such
appellate and supervisory jurisdiction in civil proceedings
involving questions of Ecclesiastical law and Christian personal
law.
The lawmaker said that the amendment bill was seeking 14
alterations in sections 6, 84, 185, 240, 246, 247, 288, 289, 292
and 318 of the principal Act.
“It alters the second, third, sixth, and seventh schedule of the
principal act.

According to him, the amendments will no doubt widen the scope
of jurisprudence, adjudication and legal practice in our nation.
“It will bring to reality the administration of Ecclesiastical
Christian tenets and law in adjudicating matters of personal
Christian law and civil matters.
“These shall be prescribed in the rule of practice and procedure of
the Ecclesiastical courts.’’
Dung emphasised that the amendment would activate section 37
(1) of the 1999 constitution which guaranteed the right of every
citizen to freedom of thought, conscience and religion.
“It will also entails freedom to propagate one’s religion or belief in
worship, teaching, practice and observance,’’ Dung said.
He said that Cardinal who will serve as judges of the
Ecclesiastical court shall be drawn from those learned in law.
They shall be required to administer justice in accordance with
the Christian faith and the law of the nation.
Speaker, House of Representatives, Mr Yakubu Dogara referred the
bill to the Special ad hoc Committee on the Review of the 1999
constitution. (NAN)


www.dailypost.ng/2016/12/06/bill-establish-christian-court-scales-second-reading/

Sexytemi:
Love is like a drug that once you taste it you get addicted to it....I'm a sucker for love and I've had my own fair share of love palavas

I dont know y ppl re not of like time....mutual understanding ...love only me love only you. no side wateva....but its better to steer off love than to ve a side chic. I hate it wen I found my so called lover wit side bae.

ritababe:
what do you mean by runs girls

re u a runs grl...olosho....on a lighter mode

Sexytemi:
Yes ooo

u re only tryin to justify ur actions. two wrong doesnt make a right. I understand wat u re hitting at as a matter of fact it doesn't only happens to ladies but also guys too.. I rembr I loved a grl xo much dat she started misbehaving I started thinking resolving to having a side chic so dat it can reduce my love 4 her nd I can pretend to do sum certain tins dat will bring her to d realisation dat shez losing me to sum1.....anyway I think im strange.....its a bad thing to fall in love .I avoid it like shiii

when u know ur worth

steppins:
Na dem again! Same people who share the same trait with Indians.
Even a thousand women cannot quench their libido. They're worse than dogs.

u mean d igbos....naxo dem dey do....dey re all local stray dogs

issoookai

nice1 frm u

facilities all bad. I rembr in lagos camp. we were all coughing after we were all cramed up in a small room...d wall leaks...I mean d decking nd d roof. in fact d so called nysc doctors re always wit big books searching for answrs

aalangel:
Who cares?

u do....cos if u dont, u won't comment

meccuno:
Is Tinubu not a drug baron?

im happy to say he is..... so wat

traders or drug pushers?

SharkTank:
Oga stop na. If I dont marry Igbo, I'll marry from Akwa Ibom/Cross River. If not I marry from Benue/Kogi. Instead of marrying yoruba, I go adopt kids and be a Bachelor for life

dem dey do u but u no knw... but y re ibo ppl aggressive dey re not homely to other tribe. . why?

LEGALAide:
THE SESQUIPEDALIAN LAWYER. (NON FICTION)

- www.facebook.com/LEGALAide



You've neither used nor seen the word 'courtsick' before now, right?
Well, that could be because it's fresh out of my 'laboratory'.

COURTSICK; ‹adj› /kɔːt sɪk/
experiencing a longing for the court during a period of absence from it.

I do sit in court, listening to counsel, even when I do not have a case in court - a great way to learn, I suppose.
So, some days ago, I walked into a courtroom which was literally brimming with lawyers. I took a minute to 'study' the cause list - a contrivance that helps me determine what kind of matters are before the court and whether staying in that court would be worthwhile.
The court was already chock-full of lawyers so I managed to bag a seat somewhere at the back. Almost immediately, the judge stepped in, and we were all on our feet in deference to the court.

You must have seen a couple of legal movies ( the last one I saw before writing this was the 2016 movie: The Whole Truth, starring Keanu Reeves) and have observed that the actors (lawyers in the movies) who are oft feisty, do not spend time in court before their cases are called.
It's only a movie you know.
In real life, we do spend give or take, five hours in court idling away, before our cases are called.

No sooner had we resumed our seats than the first case was called.
Counsel announced their appearances, and, after that, we did not expect the drama that followed.

It was a little after nine. The courtroom was a bit drafty so I volunteered to shut some of the windows within my reach to keep the draft out.

The defence counsel was on his feet. He informed the court that he had a motion he wanted to move, so, without further ado, he began to perorate:

( THE FOLLOWING ARE NO EXAGGERATIONS. LISTEN TO COUNSEL AS HE MOVES HIS MOTION! )


COUNSEL: My Lord, it is my desire to proceed to move this motion subject of course to My Lord's benevolence and magnanimity.

JUDGE: (nods)

COUNSEL: Without mincing words, before Your Lordship is a motion on notice dated the 2nd day of November 2015 and filed on the 9th day of May 2016. The said motion is hitherto brought in consonance with Order 44 Rule 4 of the Rules of this esteemed court and under the immanent powers of this court.

JUDGE: (pauses, looks at counsel, resumes writing)

COUNSEL: My Lord, our prayers are visible on the face of the motion paper and as such, we do not intend to inundate the court with much work.

JUDGE: (Puts on a derisive smile)

COUNSEL: (Now beaming with braggadocio) My Lord, we have equally juxtaposed our motion with our written address, wherein we, without equivocation, distilled several issues and argued same seriatim and we hereby adopt same as our argument in support of our motion and implore My Lord to graciously peruse same and uphold the cause of justice by granting our prayers as contained herein.

JUDGE: You see, counsel, you're not addressing the court like a lawyer - and it is obvious you need to start learning how to do so. The court is not a political forum or some kind of gathering for fun. All those otiose lines and gibberish are not meant for the court. You seem to have abandoned the affidavit in support of your motion because you preferred to entertain the court. Counsel, you must have realised that this is not a moot court where law students are at liberty to use words as they choose.
Counsel may wish to readopt his written address - I do not have any thing on record!

THE END

I was expecting to see big grammars as u ve said but dey re day to day words used by lawyers just dat der was a lil bit derivation from d conservative court language. ...just infinitesimal just because he omitted his affidavit in support of his motion on notice made d judge pounce on him nd d judge is very friendly u cant even go far wit sum judges who I womt name

SharkTank:
Everybody lies on the phone, not just Igbos
Everybody calls wrong numbers, not just hausas

But ONLY YORUBAS SHOUT ON THE PHONE

may u marry a yoruba grl..... but on a serious note do u think at all?

vicflexzy:
Yoruba people shout on the phone
Igbo people lie on phone
And Hausa people call wrong numbers .
lol , Or am I lying ??

bross I just ve to comment ...I don't know abt d 2 but d last 1 u re damn right....d hausas calls d wrong number all d tym

Vanessa88:
. Lol abi

wow lovely dp

DeBlessedOne:
Excuse me, Don't even go there! That is why we are still like this. Now go around and ask those bearing Success how successfull they are. See George "Bush". A man bearing Bush o, became a president. If it we're to be in niger, u name ur child Bush, you people will say the name will follow the child and drag him into the bush. Maybe it is only in Nigeria that names follow people. And that's our excuse for failure.

excuse me..... even wit bush it still ve a better meaning if u want me to translate it 4 u... but here im talking abt a spiritual being wit spiritual significances not not ur illustration here.....or ve u heard of name like devil demon evil satan

henrydadon:

The Bible is filled with superstitious beliefs that modern people rightly reject. It describes a world where a snake and a donkey communicated with human beings in a human language, where people could reach upward of 900 years old, where a woman instantaneously transformed into a pillar of salt, where a pillar of fire could lead people by night, and where the sun stopped moving across the sky or could even back up.if you as a christian can believe all these bullsh!t in the bible then you you have no right to judge those people worshiping this man because that what they believe in..you are no different from them..you are all living a fairy tale life..you might say they are all deluded by worshiping this man..but the truth is that you all are all equally deluded

nd if u can believe there is no God den u ve no right to comment cos everybody is entitled to their opinion. .. d funny thing is u re an atheist yet u ve not done ur own personal research yet u base ur believe on it..... ismh4u

Bbsharon:
Lol...maybe.

I sent u pm but no reply. ..bet why