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NYSC / Re: Picture Of Pregnant Women At NYSC Camp by jigawatts(m): 12:56pm On Oct 15, 2012
redcliff:

it does greatly because due to the flooding, there is more water than land and as such, more fishes....more water, more fishes..under normal economic curve, the more the product, the les the demand and the reduction in price, hence its effect to the price of fish....u dig? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

OKONJO IWEALA (JNR) grin grin grin grin grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC Reject Illiterate Graduates Of ESUT by jigawatts(m): 9:14am On Oct 15, 2012
optimist D: y are u laughing?

OK......... Now I'M CRYING cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Reject Illiterate Graduates Of ESUT by jigawatts(m): 9:04am On Oct 15, 2012
When queried on his incompetence, Chukwuebuka proved his incompetence when he responded in writing: “I awarded a degree in Enugu State University of Science and Technology I have a probeam in my university am manegn my siefe to funsh my school.”

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Romance / Re: Ladies What's Your Perfect Engagement Ring by jigawatts(m): 8:59am On Oct 15, 2012
ENGAGEMENT RING IS QUITE UNNECESSARY undecided undecided undecided My Opinion tongue
Business / Re: Why Is It Difficult for Nigerians To Pay For Services Rendered? by jigawatts(m): 7:21am On Oct 15, 2012
Imanuelle: U probably didn't strike a firm contract..
Never carry out a job if u haven't rcvd a certain amount dat u deem suitable..
Never carry out a job on d basis of 'anything u give me, i go take'
Be firm in your terms.
If they eventually don't pay up, tell dem u're from 'ALUU'


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Politics / Check This Out ---- > Committeocracy (pic) by jigawatts(m): 10:04pm On Oct 13, 2012
Hello Nairalanders,.... Your views on this picture pls

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Crime / Re: Aluu Community Demands Release Of Monarch by jigawatts(m): 11:54am On Oct 13, 2012
Horus: [size=17pt]Aluu Community Demands Release Of Monarch[/size]

Sat, 13/10/2012

Seven days after four students of the University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) were killed by an irate mob in Aluu in Ikwere local government area of Rivers State, the community yesterday broke its silence on the matter.

The community denied that its members were involved in the incident and demanded the immediate release of its detained traditional ruler, Alhaji Hassan Welewa.

The people warned that they would not fold their hands against any further destruction of their community and the infliction of pains on them.They urged security agencies to take note of plans to attack Aluu community by some ethnic groups whose sons were victims of the mob action.

Spokesman of Aluu Garshon Benson, who disclosed this during a media briefing attended by the chairman, Aluu Council of Chiefs, Richard Kalu, called for the release of the detained traditional ruler.

Benson also called on security agencies to stop the harassment and arrests of innocent Aluu natives and urged the outfits to carry out a thorough investigation of the gruesome murder of the students and bring the culprits to book.

He said: “It has come to our notice that some ethnic groups in the state whose sons were among those murdered on our soil are threatening to attack Aluu. We really sympathise with them for the loss of their children and reiterate that no Aluu man has a hand in their death.

“We implore them to allow security agencies to fish out the actual killers of their sons, but also warn strongly that we will no longer fold our arms and watch further destruction of our communities and the infliction of pains and injuries on the good and law-abiding people of Aluu clan.”

Source: http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/37426/2012/10/13/uniport_4_aluu_community_demands_release_monarch.html


SO, no ALUU man has a hand in their death, So video camera don dey lie abi... abi na "ALUU women" dey d video undecided undecided undecided

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Crime / Re: Cocaine Hidden In Pendants Found At Lagos Airport by jigawatts(m): 11:31am On Oct 13, 2012
Oluigboka Chukwuemeka Emmanuel ..................... ok ooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

“I needed money for the burial anniversary of my late father. As the breadwinner, everybody is looking up to me for the sponsorship of the anniversary. I have lived in Brazil for over five years but I have no money to undertake this important family responsibility. My interest was the 2,000 euros they promised to pay me”.

cheesy what a sweet reason grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Chief Justice Caught Driving On BRT Lane by jigawatts(m): 11:28am On Oct 13, 2012
control_seven: She was rushing to Port-harcourt to for the ALUU MURDERERS case! Abi una no want speedy trial? Nawaaoo!

"ÄLUU" A name dat will always ring a BELL angry
Celebrities / Re: "Godwin Okpara Turned Me In to A Sex-Slave" by jigawatts(m): 10:07am On Oct 13, 2012
logo77: CLIQBOY: Abeg wetin be our own..did he Molestation her?



Gbagaun....Gbagaun.... Ibon Menh! [b][/b]


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Politics / Re: Chief Justice Caught Driving On BRT Lane by jigawatts(m): 9:41am On Oct 13, 2012
Godjone: and d mumu govna was embarasing a full army general d oda day. If he fail to tender the same wickedness 2 the chief judge, there will neva be peace in Lagos state

O boy, this nicca wan start war ooo grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: I Can Still Work With Don Jazzy -d'banj by jigawatts(m): 9:24am On Oct 13, 2012
I FINALLY FOUND LOVE kiss kiss kiss

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Politics / Re: Chief Justice Caught Driving On BRT Lane by jigawatts(m): 9:19am On Oct 13, 2012
franchizy: Section 6 (2a) of the Lagos Traffic Laws says that in the event of emergency, the BRT lane could be used. For the fact that madam was rushing to hook up an important engagement, she was free and empowered by the Law to use the BRT lane.

I disagree with u sir, IF she is late on her appointment, its nobody's fault, Next time she should wake up in time.
I'm sure the emergencies they mean are like cases of Health Issues, Fire incident or something related, Well, she could claim to be having health problems at that particular period tho, these lawyers know how to twist the law.
Politics / Re: Chief Justice Caught Driving On BRT Lane by jigawatts(m): 9:04am On Oct 13, 2012
aribisala0: Not a credible story. Driving ON BRT lane maybe , AGAINST traffic hmm.
This is not a civil offence but a Criminal one. If she has any emergency in her official capacity she has enough protocol officers to arrange her passage and what is she doing in Lagos?
Probably not a true story. Never hear of that source

Read well bros, they wrote "Driving against the law" undecided
Politics / Re: Chief Justice Caught Driving On BRT Lane by jigawatts(m): 8:54am On Oct 13, 2012
She might probably not be in the car at that particular moment BUT as far as it is her vehicle THE LAW IS THE LAW..... Wanna see what Bros Fash will do

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj- 'If You Call Me Illuminati, God Might Strike You Down' by jigawatts(m): 8:40am On Oct 13, 2012
Chanchit:


I see God striking you down, very soon.... #wink#
Literature / Re: Mo Yan Wins Nobel Literature Prize by jigawatts(m): 2:28pm On Oct 11, 2012
alaoeri: Where is Achebe?

Chilling with Baba AWO grin grin
Fashion / Re: Girls, Why Do You Apply Make-Up? by jigawatts(m): 12:11pm On Oct 11, 2012
drzed:
Okay, I actually exaggerated the HBP part. But make-up can cause quarrel between me and my wife. I even dislike jerry curls and all other forms of hair treatment that is not African/natural. Why you wan make your hair look like oyibo when we know say you nor be oyinbo? Who dey deceive who with fake hair? The day my wife make mistake wear brazilian hair ehn....Lawd have mercy!



Has it occured to you that some of us dont like deception, and that we like things/people to be as natural as possible? (and which Angel did you see in real life talkless of whether he/she has mascara?)

On the flip side, how would you like your husband/boyfriend to have a fake beard, fake muscles, fake baritone voice?
Oya, answer dat one!

and FAKE MONEY, FAKE JOB, FAKE APARTMENT, FAKE FAMILY grin grin grin grin grin
Events / Re: Is This Okay For A Moderate Wedding? by jigawatts(m): 10:33am On Oct 11, 2012
Super1759: It is silly to spend millions for wedding in this present dispensation, when Nigeria is cracking down economically.
You can use cassava bread if matter is worse,if you don't want go do your own naaa.

Are u insinuating that Bros J and Madam P used CASSAVA BREAD for their wedding grin grin grin grin
Events / Re: Is This Okay For A Moderate Wedding? by jigawatts(m): 10:14am On Oct 11, 2012
@OP: its very okay, as long as ur patner is okay with it

As for me, a very little introduction(sitting-room stuff) and Nikkai (Islamic Marriage) in the mosque will seal it for me, Nothing more, after the Nikkai in the mosque, just few foodstuffs will be sealed and shared in the mosque, thats all, no partying, no noise-making, Cash gifts will be highly preferable. NO RECEPTION, NO DANCING, NO NOTHING, We'll do our RECEPTION and DANCING with ourselves later in the Night wink wink

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Politics / Re: Urgent Prayers For IBB by jigawatts(m): 9:14am On Oct 11, 2012
ifeci: @OP, do u usually tk Alomo bitters b4 u go to bed? so we can trace the source of ur inspiration. BTW, the man is old, he can die anytime.


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Politics / Re: The Truth Finally Comes Out: Why The 4 Uniport Students Were Killed by jigawatts(m): 9:12am On Oct 11, 2012
This story sounds more reasonable tho undecided...... Allahu Alam (God knows best)
Politics / Re: The Truth Finally Comes Out: Why The 4 Uniport Students Were Killed by jigawatts(m): 9:11am On Oct 11, 2012
sweet_gala: Sounds like a more reasonable story. Was rather shocked at the idea such pretty faced boys could be thieves.
Very sad, I've tried my best to avoid the videos and posts trying to avoid the realization of the brutality and callousness of the murderous act by the villagers.

huh? Forget dat one jare angry angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Demand N200m Ransom For Osun Speaker’s Wife by jigawatts(m): 9:03am On Oct 11, 2012
KIDNAPPING HAS FINALLY ENTERED SOUTHWEST TOTALLY ........... undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Lagos Begins Construction Of Fela Museum. Eko O Ni Baje O. by jigawatts(m): 8:51am On Oct 11, 2012
CyberG: Why are these people ALWAYS coming up with all these kind of projects for goodness sake? Do you want the population of that place to reach 210 M before you stop?? All the people from the hater region of Nigeria will do anything to come there and give birth in the hospitals, eat the food, go and visit Fela in the museum. Hope they won't go and steal the statue? These are genuine questions and I hope armoured tanks are used to guard every square inch of that place. grin grin

@BOLDED: grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Eid-l-adha - Preparing For The Festival. by jigawatts(m): 8:08am On Oct 11, 2012
tshoboy:
It could b 25th,if dhul qaddah ends wit 29days. Just like Ramadhan,u dddnt use aastronomiical predictns,u use d normal moon finding. Allahu alam

YEP.......dats why I said "I STAND TO BE CORRECTED" wink smiley
Politics / Re: Mother Of Slain Chiadika Writes A Petition To Senate by jigawatts(m): 3:49pm On Oct 10, 2012
nifemi01:
seriously dude? Ur popsy is missing and u re still on nairaland?
No offence o, but do u really hate him dat much?

angry Guy, use your brain, ma dad is missing, So All the activities of ma life should stop ? I have a job, and Life must go on, High-level Investigation is going ON, Prayers are going on everywhere, what else do u think I should do..... or I should stop breathing

OKAY: Give me a good suggestion undecided
Politics / Re: Mother Of Slain Chiadika Writes A Petition To Senate by jigawatts(m): 3:46pm On Oct 10, 2012
moscobabs: heya.....u r Alhaji Gawat son?sowi ...i pray he wud b release soon ishiah Allah Alhaji is still useful for the world he must not die like dat

AMIN YA ALLAH smiley
Politics / Re: Mother Of Slain Chiadika Writes A Petition To Senate by jigawatts(m): 3:45pm On Oct 10, 2012
Abujabir24: Salam Jigawaat. Pls are u a brother to one sister I know. I think she is the Ameerah of one particular university.

W.Salam .... Yea, thats Habiba, she is ma cuzin ......... Al-hikma Uni, Ilorin
Celebrities / Re: Cute Photos Of Chidinma by jigawatts(m): 2:06pm On Oct 10, 2012
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Fashion / Re: Girls, Why Do You Apply Make-Up? by jigawatts(m): 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2012
drzed:

Wetin be woman-hater for dis one?
I am sure most of here either have wives or girlfriends.
This is about anti fake-ism It is not anti feminism.
Dont complicate or twist the topic and responses, please.
Thank you.

I've added dis to ma Virtual Dictionary ....NICE grin

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